Beef jerky on a bagel
Posted by PresentTicket5596@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 40 comments
It’s literally so good
Posted by PresentTicket5596@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 40 comments
It’s literally so good
Ok-One4007@reddit
Oh hell yeah tear that shit up
bougnvioletrosemallo@reddit
Interesting concept.
What if we used jerky to replace meat in all food applications?
Jerky BLT. Jerky po boy. Jerky gyro. Jerky panini. Jerky banh mi. Jerky melt. Jerky egg & cheese. Jerky salad. Jerky dip. Jerky roll.
Spaghetti with jerky balls. Pizza with jerky slices. Jerky burrito. Chicken fried jerky. Jerky fried rice. Arroz con jerky. Jerky musubi. Jerky biryani. Jerky adobo. Jerky bourguignon.
Please try more jerky recipes and report back.
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
Thank you yes I’ll get back to you
rutlander@reddit
Oh yea that’s shitty
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
Update: my mouth hurts I have a bunch of cuts I do not have a very large mouth and my teeth are not very strong. Thank you all for the words.
Particular-Bit3791@reddit
Please love yourself
adventurepony@reddit
Never skip jaw day.
EnormousPessimism@reddit
Bagel's just a vehicle for expensive jerky at that point, might as well skip the middle man and chew leather.
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
Bruh I wish
EnormousPessimism@reddit
that jerky looks proper expensive so at least you're getting your money's worth out of it.
olivia_h19@reddit
Presentation: 0/10
bombskis63@reddit
Yo, why do strangers keep reminding me I have TMJ 😖
useroftheinternet95@reddit
Christ on a cracker
lexi_andy611@reddit
Add creme cheese
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
There is some!
M3rl1n1212@reddit
Jaw must be strong asf
Buhos_En_Pantelones@reddit
Maybe if there was some sauce, this looks way too dry to me.
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
Cream cheese? I almost put olive oil but I got lazy lol
Suitable_Goal_9066@reddit
Not sure about the texture combinations here
biffNicholson@reddit
Yeah, this would be way too chewy. Maybe if there was cream cheese and you diced up the beef jerky finer. I don’t know what OP is going for here if I was them, I would have bathed that bagel in cream cheese and just eaten the jerky on the side, but hell that’s me.
JemimaQuackers@reddit
I love gnawing on stuff…I think microwaving the bagel for 30 seconds to reach maximum leatheriness would complement the beef jerky nicely 😃🐶
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
I know you’re making fun of me but that’s not the first time I’ve been compared to a dog for my love of gnawing
JemimaQuackers@reddit
I swear I’m not 😭 I looove gnawing on stuff too. Once I bought a Costco pack of dried duck breast treats for my dog and I ended up eating as many as he did. I like putting pieces of lunch meat or shredded chicken in the air fryer to dehydrate too 😬 my teeth hate me
Open_Leather_9411@reddit
I'm the same way.
I've always got a bag of dried mango close by for that reason.
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
Yeasssss dried mango and sweet tarts rope and licorice are some of my faves
PresentTicket5596@reddit (OP)
I just enjoy gnawing and like beef jerky and I don’t have anything else to put on a bagel
belovedstoneworker@reddit
This dude, probably
GLS504@reddit
Such a shame there’s not more use for this meme. One of my fave Bond villains/hemchmen
ackshee@reddit
That sounds like the chewiest, toughest snack you could possibly create.
plowerd@reddit
My jaw hurts looking at this picture
GLS504@reddit
Yeah I bet OP has the jaw of a Greek god news anchor
TBearForever@reddit
When Jerky's on a bagel, you can eat Jerkey anytime
Geta211@reddit
It’s cursed but honestly not bad haha
nevergonnabuy@reddit
Id eat this. I just feel like it would be like extremely dry lol
Albertagus@reddit
Holy fuck you just gave me an idea. Dehydrated chunk of wagyu, a truffle slicer, whatever the fuck rich people put truffle slices on. "Texas Truffles"
KyleCXVII@reddit
$18 of jerky right there
DorothyDrangus@reddit
My teeth hurt already.
Botosuksuks808@reddit
I hate you for posting this shit. 🤣
TheExadar@reddit
Are you trying to train for a worlds strongest bite competition? I have questions....
NortonBurns@reddit
That looks like it would become more edible if left out overnight. It may absorb all other moisture in the house, though.