I just saw a post where someone thought they were too good to use a portable toilet and would rather use a regular restroom..I don’t think you’ve done this long enough to see how filthy and nasty these highway restrooms can get 🤮
Posted by Desperate_Fee_808@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 67 comments
I have my own toilet I bought off Amazon and it’s one of my better purchases..didn’t cost much and it’s super convenient..if you’ve been doing this a while..you know good and damn well there are some absolute animals amongst us on the roads..ppl are gross..use your toilet if you can
PlsCheckThisBush@reddit
I just use a guard rail for a seat if I’m out of options and don’t have a sleeper to shit in a bag with and I’m sure there’s a lot of y’all out there with me. Find a nice left hand turn on a slight hill and you’re golden for privacy.
Kenworthsteve@reddit
Porta johns are cleaner than a lot of the places I go.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
That’s bad lol
COATHANGER_ABORTIONS@reddit
Been out here for years and never have I had to shit in a bucket.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
I don’t have to either..but I am if the bathroom is nasty..y’all run into a bad facility..you have to use it anyway lol..I have a choice
Tap__Tap__@reddit
just shit….all over the toilet. had to be on purpose. fuck the next guy amirite?
TruckinTuba@reddit
I got the $100 one at the camping section at Walmart, you keep it clean, it actually made my truck smell better, put in fabulouso and some of those RV toilet pods. Definitely makes those emergencies better
Yadilie@reddit
I guess we're just lucky over in NC/SC/VA because the rest areas have been all really neat. I try my hardest to not use them but sometimes that 4 hour drive is a little too long for the bubble gut.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
I’m from Richmond, Va..fuck those rest stops..get a toilet
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
I’m sorry, ….you would rather shit in your truck than use a rest area?
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
YES!!!
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Your truck is your living space..it’s no different than being at home..same concept..if you haven’t been doing this long or don’t do it all..you’re going to look at the truck as a vehicle for work..but it’s not..it’s your home away from home..treat it as such
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
As a regular practice, this is extremely unsanitary. I’ve been teaming for 14+ years. I would rather use an acceptable public restroom where I can “hover” and then wash my hands with soap and water, than worry about how many poop splatters are hanging out in my truck that I prepare food in. I do have an emergency pee solution, as I am a middle-aged woman. But man….how are you gonna dispose of your daily duty? where you gonna wash your hands?
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
You use a portable toilet..you put two trash bags in the can..put your towel down on the bed..get two bowls of water..one to wash and rinse..use liquid soap and hand sanitizer to keep water disinfected..when your done..wipe your self..wipe again with wipes then wash yourself..dispose of the bag in a trash can..simple..everything is so nasty to y’all..I question if half of you are men (prob betas) or you’re really a trucker..this shouldn’t bother you
AcanthocephalaNew791@reddit
Well, you don't have to do that either. There are portable toilets that use water and you just drop a tablet or two in the damn thing to break the waste and paper down.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
I know..it’s too big for the truck though
BigDikus69@reddit
Or instead of washing your hands if you have no soap and water use latex gloves do your business seal up the bag take off your gloves and use dude wipes on hands and hand sanitizer.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
You can do that but I ALWAYS have soap..gallons of water and sanitizer on board
BigDikus69@reddit
When I was over the road i did to but since im local now its easier to carry less.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Yeah if I’m local I’m not doing the gallons of water and portable toilet
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
You team?? I def wouldn’t do it with another person onboard but by myself?? Hell yeah I’m shitting on the truck..I’m a clean person and I’m not using a nasty ass bathroom with strangers doin God knows what in there..I trust my own space first
JO7420@reddit
Must not be a real trucker if you are scared of public bathrooms, prob a beta..
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
If it’s nasty with shit all over the toilet and piss on the floor..yes..I’m afraid..I’m afraid of filth and germs
Spankpocalypse_Now@reddit
I wash my hands with a jug of water and hand soap I keep on the passenger seat.
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
Oh, I do the same. I love fancy veg-based lavender bar soap. It rinses off quickly and stays dry in its holder on the dash. Started during Covid and now it’s nice to have when there’s just no bathroom. I see you have a better reason than the rest of us not to wanna use public spots. I’m sorry it has to be like that at all. If it helps, I’d run interference for you anytime ✊🏻💕
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Me too
RebelTvshka@reddit
I'm sorry, are you saying you don't shit in your house?
Emergency-Bus-998@reddit
Yes. There are very hygienic ways of using the washroom in your truck and getting rid of it. Hell of lot better than going Ina catching something from sitting on a toilet that dozens of other people use.
fresh-sodapop@reddit
Must be nice but we dont all live in rose tinted areas.
fresh-sodapop@reddit
Bruh if these posers think shitting ina camper toilet is too gross in an emergency then this job ain't for you kid.
THExPILLOx@reddit
The emergency part isn't the gross part.
Consistently shitting where you eat and sleep is the gross part. There's guys on here that buy the camper toilet and that's the only place they go. 1' from the bed. 100s of shits spraying the entire area where they eat, sleep, and live with shit particulate.
Even pigs won't shit where they sleep.
disturbedrailroader@reddit
Shitting in a purpose made camper toilet is a goddamn luxury to me. I had to make my own using a 5 gallon bucket and a toilet lid from Amazon.
GoMake_me_a_sandwich@reddit
So just to be clear on people's opinion, shitting in your truck in a bucket is nasty but shitting in your truck in a camper porta-toliet is all fine and dandy?
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
My place is cleaner than some of these nasty truck stops..yes indeed
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
I’m having the same reaction 😭
Mstrchf117@reddit
I can understand using a portable toilet for an emergency, but otherwise? Nah, I want running water! Its not that hard to take some lysol wipes in. Most places outside the real middle of nowhere rest areas clean things pretty regularly.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Oh if it’s clean and legit I’ll use the restroom no contest but if it’s late at night..I’m not getting up and putting clothes on to use the bathroom..not happening
Mstrchf117@reddit
Yeah lol I have piss jugs for that. I can get not wanting to go in at night to take a shit too. Unless I ate something bad though I'm usually good until I get up though.
Actual-Ad-6146@reddit
Idk what it is or why, but these drivers out here seem to shit all over the seat on purpose. Has to be. Nobody can fuck it up that bad without intent. It’s like they’re so miserable that the only joy they can get out of their day is knowing the next guy is gonna suffer.
Mstrchf117@reddit
I dont think they fully sit on the seat, they either hover or, in some cases, stand on the seat. I've seen footprints on the seat several times.
soldierdec08@reddit
I was one of those guys that said that. One reason I won’t go OTR is because I’m not using a truck stop bathroom. I only used a truck stop bathroom one time and I rented a shower room just to go.
I’ve been local almost 6 years and I usually hold off until I’m home or I plan and use the cleanest bathroom on the route for the day.
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
Wow, I thought I was a germaphobe!!!! I remember crying on the first night of training/orientation because the hotel they had me in was iffy. (Dusty, handprints on the walls) I realized that night I had to suck it up and deal. I still have to do mental gymnastics to take a truck stop shower, …sometimes I end up in tears by the end. 🤣 Lysol wipes, flushable wipes, xl bottle of hand sanitizer and a camping jug to wash my hands when needed have been how I deal.
adidaman@reddit
I'm local so I poop before and after work in my own bathroom. Sucks to suck
mrockracing@reddit
I kept a nice bucket and waterproof waste bags on board, and plenty of toilet paper. I had a pump water jug, and a thing of soap.
I stopped shitting in public restrooms. I'm not ashamed to admit it either.
That's why my sanitization routine whenever I'm given a different truck is so thorough...
Emergency-Bus-998@reddit
I am one those people too good to use a public toilet. But didn't spend money on a toilet. I have a very special way of using the washroom in my truck and disposing of it.
But in defense of truckers, we are not the only ones that use public toilets and leave them in a nasty state.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Oh yeah it’s humans in general that are garbage
Proper-Lemon-9946@reddit
Shitting where you eat no thanks
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Do what you want but as long as you keep your space clean and smelling fresh it’s not an issue..open the windows and turn the AC on afterwards to air it out
shadowmib@reddit
I just used the porta potty. That was so nasty. I wish I would have just shit in the truck. I spent more time cleaning all the piss off of everything with paper towels that I thankfully brought in with me before I could even sit down. I don't understand because they're this was one of those porta potties with the urinal so I don't even know why some dude is standing up and pissing all over the fucking seat and everything unless they just wanted to be an asshole. Women have to use these goddamn things too. Sometimes you know
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
I don’t think women should even use ports johns..they’re so nasty..they definitely need the toilets..my friend who drives for the same company as me..she doesn’t even get out of the truck when she stops for the day because of all the truckers trying to talk to her (she’s pretty hot)..I told her to get the toilet too
JeremiahsBirdsnBikes@reddit
Instead of the pain olympics, why can't we just agree that people should do better? No one is using these restrooms if they aren't desperate, keep it nice for the next person.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Ppl don’t care about the next person..I always keep my areas tidy and clean..but there are alot of nasty ppl in this field
melovemelongtimee@reddit
Those ones on Amazon are sweet! Collapsable and even a gel to take care of odor. A bag to dispose of your shit. I’m leaving for driver training next week and once I get my truck I’m getting one asap
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
Horse bedding wood pellets as a base with a scoop of pellets on top of your deposit works better than the gel packets. Just make sure the bag liner is strong enough to pull out the whole package when it’s time to toss.
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
I double bag my toilet..I put carpet freshener in it and of course I have my disinfect spray lol
melovemelongtimee@reddit
Awesome thanks for the tip!
Freight-N-Wait@reddit
"People are gross" true.. just over heard a pilot employee talking about how they went to go clean a shower recently to find whoever had been in there just pissed all over the floor.. like why?
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Animals man smh
BriskManeuver@reddit
Being a marine veteran makes these rest area bathrooms look pristine
AsphaltPirate74@reddit
I'm a Marine Veteran too, I've seen better restrooms on base than at TA's and Petro's some times
BriskManeuver@reddit
Half of my service was in the field. They dont compare to portajons at ITX
AsphaltPirate74@reddit
Hahaha well in that case then yeah
Desperate_Fee_808@reddit (OP)
Lol
WMDZipperbag@reddit
I will say the porta John’s cut down on dilly dally time. Think the worst was standing in line for a feet washer who hadn’t a clue how to flush a paper towel. Invigorating to stand there listening to the multiple flushes.,,
Junior-Credit2685@reddit
LYSOL WIPES, y’all
Jermaphobe456@reddit
I've seen porta-johns that were cleaner than full restrooms, but I've also seen worse in porta-johns than I have in restrooms
Horchata415@reddit
I had to go number two in my trash can last week multiple times because there was no toilet anywhere. Thank God I keep tp for when I go number 1