Why are my Mediterranean friends like this?
Posted by CastielTM@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 106 comments
Posted by CastielTM@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 106 comments
Killergamer7@reddit
This sub is pure ragebait bruh
RangerSome9549@reddit
Modern Greeks are actually not that close to ancient Greeks except for island Greeks, seems like mainland has been heavily mixed.
Turks are also closest genetic pop to most Byzantine samples.
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
Completely wrong. Turks are massive distance to Byzantines.
You're like no ancient population. You're a super mixed population.
RangerSome9549@reddit
Copium. Go see DNA sample comparisons.
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/illustrativeDNA/s/bz8pFD196O
Suck it.
Creepy_Fault_5783@reddit
We are as much Central Asian as we are Byzantine. Moreover, the Byzantines are not Greek; they descend from ancient Anatolian peoples such as the Hittites, Lydians, and Lycians, meaning we are directly of ancient Anatolian origin.
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
Copium.
How embarrassing.
Any anatolian you got, you received through Greeks
Ancient Greeks and anatolians were same by Roman period. 800 years before Turkics learned to speak.
There are plenty of ancient greeks samples directly like anatolians even in iron age.
Turks are unlike any ancient population. You're like Brazil. Mixed race.
Creepy_Fault_5783@reddit
Turkic people are ancient population too.They are the descendants of sakas
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
But the point is Greeks both modern and ancient are 100% west eurasian. Slavs are west eurasian.
Turks are mixed with east Asian which makes unlike any ancient population.
Hittites, Mycenean, lydians etc were one big family of anatolian farmer population.
Here's closest people to Byzantines...
https://www.reddit.com/r/illustrativeDNA/s/Max0WINR5i
Creepy_Fault_5783@reddit
There's no need to be a dreamer,we generally come from the Hittites. We are not Greekized Albanians who claim their roots come from ancient Greece,have a nice day.
OhWellImRightAgain@reddit
least brainwashed Turk
8NkB8@reddit
The Byzantines were not Greek? That's absurd. No offense, but based on your flair it seems that your beliefs are based on an attempt by the Republic of Turkey to discredit and minimalize the Greek presence there that goes back to antiquity. Hence the whole Rums vs Yunan thing. This presence is more relevant than say the Hittites or Lydians. Come on.
Killergamer7@reddit
These are still racist caricatures 💀
CastielTM@reddit (OP)
I actually tried to bait both sides, but the Greeks seem more annoyed lol
Yavannia@reddit
I mean the picture is pretty biased on one side.
Sekalino@reddit
It’s not tho look at our ancestor and yours.
I think the joke is supposed to be that you guys suck now and we used to suck back in the day or sth like that.
CastielTM@reddit (OP)
This officially portrays Turks as Greeks, Isn't this something greeks always say cioè?
8NkB8@reddit
Nah. The Greek caricature was clearly meant to be more inflammatory. Although making the Turkish guy look Greek could also do the same.
Super_Sherbet_268@reddit
I'm having a good laugh at these comments.
CastielTM@reddit (OP)
SOHONEYSAME@reddit
"Turks stop larping as foreign nationalities" challenge, impossible.
CastielTM@reddit (OP)
My mum is Turkish my dad is italian
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
It all comes out in the end.
Turks are not like any ancient population. Sorry for your loss.
Fatalaros@reddit
Damn bruh, you're 100% Greek then.
AllCunt@reddit
He loves his eugenics so there's definitely some Italian in him.
Top_Gene_2483@reddit
Wow thats a nice point of viw actually
More_Ad_5142@reddit
lol 😭
slysmile@reddit
Best comment in the sub right now.
Frankie-Felix@reddit
CastielTM@reddit (OP)
SOHONEYSAME@reddit
the inferiority-complex is insane.
Capital_Kiwi_5118@reddit
Says the guy posting about turks every day💀
StPauliPirate@reddit
Maybe its a hot greek nationalist girl. I‘d throw my hat in
casual_philosopher02@reddit
keep dreaming, that's a dude
Fatalaros@reddit
It's definitely a dude.
SandalyeX@reddit
🤤🤤🤤
thatMrGecko@reddit
at this point I'm almost certain that u/SOHONEYSAME is himself a turk that loves to piss off nationalist turks
I also love pissing of ultranationalist turks so I understand lol
Elmalukat@reddit
You are worse,
Toxic and always spreading greek propaganda.
Get a job Maria
Super_Sherbet_268@reddit
That's pretty common
Double-Aide-6711@reddit
Turkish+Italian = Greek
GokTengr-i@reddit
Greeks are more slavic than they are ancient greeks, yet for some reason they seem to be denying it for some reason
FrozenDihh@reddit
Stop cherrypicking. Thats not all Greeks. Although many Greeks have Slavic DNA, that does not mean they are entirely Slavic. For me, 2% of my DNA is Slavic. That doesn't make me more Slavic than Greek.
GokTengr-i@reddit
cope
FrozenDihh@reddit
The only one coping is you believing in propaganda. You don't even believe in the map you posted. Just say you're too dumb.
RangerSome9549@reddit
Its not propaganda, I study genetics as a hobby, I have seen many DNA samples, it's actually true that modern Greeks are not close to ancient Greeks.
Closest group to ancient Greek is south Italians which make sense because ancient Greeks colonized this area and they didn't experience heavy mixing like modern mainland Greeks.
FrozenDihh@reddit
Sorry, my DNA and other Greek people's DNA that I've seen say otherwise. Strong links to Ancient Greek DNA is particularly strong in isolated island and mountainous mainland populations(like mine). Again, if modern Greeks have ancient Greek genetics (especially if its the majoriy of their DNA like mine and others) then they are relations. Modern Greeks today have similar faces of Greek statues and share close genetic links to Bronze Age inhabitants of Greece.
Like I said, science and history makes the rules. I, and especially you and the others do not.
RangerSome9549@reddit
Ive never seen a Greek who look like the statues, that's a big stretch. 😭 Turks look closer to the statues. Greeks look like generic Balkaner which is typical south slav look.
Youre telling me president of greece tasoulas look ancient Greek. Good joke bro.
I look more ancient Greek than 90% of Greece, I got same eyes, nose, and I have brown curly hair.
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
You're such a cringe. Turks are technically mixed race as you mixed with east Asians.
Greeks islanders, cypriots and south Italy are closest.
Turks are extremely far away. Like Iraqi
FrozenDihh@reddit
Again, did I say ALL Greeks look like that? I said "many". Thanks for telling me you can't read for shit.
Again, you are cherrpicking. That is for SOME, not ALL Greeks.
I have brown and curly hair too. Well, it gets curly at times when it grows out more. Congrats, you found out you are Greek.
Usual_Improvement_43@reddit
Lmao, that’s why you are just doing it as a hobby. You‘re no expert. If you knew how it actually worked, you would know that genetic similarity does not correlate to genetic continuity and ancestry. South Italians have Ancient Greek admixture but they mostly descend from italic tribes indigenous to the area, which themselves were close to ancient Greeks due to high ANF admixture. Ancient Anatolians like Carians and Phrygians also cluster closer to south Italians than to Turks lmao. That doesn’t mean south Italians descend from Anatolians and Turks don’t 🤷🏻♀️
FrozenDihh@reddit
Exposed him 😂
RangerSome9549@reddit
Obviously im not gonna claim to be an expert. Wtf is an expert geneologist or whatever theyre called is gonna do on some dumb reddit sub? Theyre too busy making 100k a year in dollars working in some high tech lab lil bro.
Usual_Improvement_43@reddit
You still spread false information without looking into historical facts before… Roman era ancient Greeks (around 0-100 AC) were more similar to Cypriots and Dodecanese Greeks than to southern Italians as well🤷🏻♀️ Also, even northern Greeks still have more Ancient Greek/balkan than Slavic
TinyAsianMachine@reddit
2% is too low unless you're Anatolian in which case you're not mainland Greek anyway. Greek was a culture before it was an ethnicity.
Caucasus, cypriot, Anatolian, Islander, Egyptian greek have a different genetic make up.
FrozenDihh@reddit
My Greek genetics span from the south and central mainland, Κρήτη, νησιά, Κύπρο και Ανατολία. 57% from the islands and Anatolia. I'm genetically from every part of Greece except the north. But yes, historically different parts of Greece will have different genetic makeups.
RasyonelRumi@reddit
That sounds a little impossible but what bothers me is that once they call us Muslim Greeks but consider every Greeks (Pontic, Anatolian, Islander, Mainlander) genetically identical.
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
There are Ancient Greeks who were balkan like and ancient greeks that were anatolian like. We have the samples.
Only slav is foreign
Stalaagh@reddit
Slavic?? How?
GokTengr-i@reddit
Nikoschalkis1@reddit
So as the map says they are more ancient greek than Slavic? I don't get it.
0a_boy0@reddit
You are more slavic. Even most of your village/city names are slavic.
FrozenDihh@reddit
The map does not show that 🥀
0a_boy0@reddit
What are you talking about it is a known fact? Current greeks have nothing to do with ancient greeks.
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
Ancient Greeks span from 1500 BC to 500 ad and include samples that were Balkan like to anatolian like ....
Modern Greeks are extremely similar excluding slavs
FrozenDihh@reddit
Majority of Greeks share genetics of ancient Greeks.
Modern Greeks tracing approximately 70–75% of their ancestry back to Mycenaean and Minoan (Ancient) Greeks. While they are not genetically identical (true that they are not 100% the same) due to later migrations, modern Greeks are the primary descendants of their ancient predecessors.
I don't make this up. Science and history did. Again, not 100% identical, but you saying "nothing to do" is beyond false. And if what you are saying really is true, its simply because one is ancient and the other is modern.
Nikoschalkis1@reddit
To whom bruv? In your circles maybe
Nikoschalkis1@reddit
I'll ask you what I've asked 3 other people, none of them answered of course. Where the FUCK are the 2m blonde blue eyed Slavic beauties then??
GokTengr-i@reddit
You also dont look like much of a sun-kissed gay philosopher warriors to me. What am i missing again?
Nikoschalkis1@reddit
Duality of man. Greeks look like gypsies - Greeks don't look like gypsies.
GokTengr-i@reddit
Contemporary examples fail to indicate gypsiness of greeks i am afraid
0a_boy0@reddit
Bro I didn’t say current greeks are slavs. I said they have that dna in them.
GokTengr-i@reddit
Its a spectrum brother, some are more some are less
Porphyres@reddit
What evidence do you have of most villages in Greece having slavic names?
GokTengr-i@reddit
You see, the color for hellenistic era is smaller than the green one which is the slavs
casual_philosopher02@reddit
but the blue is literally bigger
Nikoschalkis1@reddit
What's the Roman era supposed to be then? Aliens? Also it's funny how it is so clear cut what is Slavic and what isn't? How are southern Slavs gypsy looking and northern Slavs blonde? This DNA bullshit is just that, bullshit.
Usual_Improvement_43@reddit
Lmao they always fabricate maps and genetic „studies“ like these to „prove“ their biased narrative. It’s all just manipulated to make it look like that.
GokTengr-i@reddit
Mostly anatolia i can say
8NkB8@reddit
Correct. They refuted themselves.
Porphyres@reddit
What is this map lol.
casual_philosopher02@reddit
ACTUALLY I AM 100% GRIK GOD OK? GRIK GOD
KataraMan@reddit
they were eating velanidia while we had civilization!!11eleven
casual_philosopher02@reddit
are velanidia diet friendly? hhhhhhhmmm, sorry I got carried away for a moment there
Fatalaros@reddit
We're more slavic than ancient Greek because there were no Slavs back then. Slavs are also more Greek than their Slavic ancestors because they weren't in the Balkans back then. The point is what exactly?
int23_t@reddit
It's not more slavic than ancient greeks were, it's more slavic in percentage than ancient greek in percentage, you have more slavic blood than ancient greek and that's what they say. But DNA really doesn't matter that much.
Fatalaros@reddit
Ah, ok. Not true though, even the map he posted doesn't show more slavic than Greek.
int23_t@reddit
It's true on some border regions IIRC, not true in Morea and such but it was close in western thrace/Thessaloniki
Might be remembering things entirely wrong though
Careful-Evening-5187@reddit
Sorry, just gotta run that through my "Macedonian Cringe-to-English" translator....
Difficult-Humor-4658@reddit
Yeah that’s not true according to genetics.
Key_Classroom_22@reddit
Truly. Always funny seeing the confused Greeks in dna subreddits saying how calculators are wrong for “inflating” Slavic dna and there are even conspiracy theorists because one of the websites is founded by an Azerbaijani guy so it must be the Turks doing it lol
Critical_Parking_671@reddit
The issue is that they also exclude anatolian DNa. Which has been in ancient Greeks since iron age.
Greeks like herodutus, Thales, Strabo were this type and they are proper ancient greeks.
pariria@reddit
My visit in Turkey last year showed that the pictures are the complete opposite tbh.
Nailedit07@reddit
what are you on lol im turkish and i go on vacation every year to your lands and we look the same 😭
DurustveIlkeli@reddit
Which part of Türkiye did you visit?
DamnCreativeName@reddit
The part where UNFLAİRED ÇİGAN İS NOT PRESENT!!!! Get flairmaxxed kind sir 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💥🔥🔥💥
National-Frame8712@reddit
Because both Govs are corrupt shitholes, and they know redirecting the general public attention to " The Enemy" from their misfits is mandatory to ensure their seats short time safety
Ashamed_Mushroom_158@reddit
I mean don’t all nations/cultures have a select few people they look at and think “wow my ancestors” What exactly is the problem here?
sul_tun@reddit
Ektor_G123@reddit
Turks really like LARPing huh?
iambertan@reddit
We want peace. Not no-war peace but zero-bullshit peace.
More_Ad_5142@reddit
This belongs in r/balkan_irl
Altruistic-Board5322@reddit
Yeah ok. Next line.
Divisive_Ass@reddit
We wuz bogumils n' sheet🇹🇷
Professional-Fee-488@reddit
WE WUZ JESUSES!
And Obamas....
Voldypants_420@reddit
Because we are corrupt shitholes that used to be something bigger way back when, so our average, undereducated and brainwashed Mehmets and Giannises are looking up to glory days of past people that may or may not be vaguely culturally related to their current ones instead of focusing on the present and working towards making their situation better.
yalnzaylak@reddit
this feels 2balkan4u and i love you for that
also yes my ançestör is le epik türkişh dude