anon tries standmaxxing
Posted by Brave-Influence7510@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 42 comments
Posted by Brave-Influence7510@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 42 comments
ReturnRadio@reddit
Nah I'm good here
blippie@reddit
Sounds more like a case of embarrassmentmaxxing his family.
Reptilesblade@reddit
Reading_username@reddit
Standmaxxed posture-cel
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I think I just hate the internet now
Moon__Destroyer@reddit
Ok boomer
Animala144@reddit
Ended up taking a beatmaxxing
DanishFlower@reddit
Wtf is standmaxxing?
Arstanishe@reddit
no matter what anon does, it leads to failmaxxing
mrstorydude@reddit
failgooning would be the proper diminutive.
Arstanishe@reddit
If anon was failgooning at grandma's funeral, that would've been a very different greentext
BaronVonWidget@reddit
Failmogging
N4M34RRT@reddit
whole life is failgooning atp
pre_nerf_infestor@reddit
Carlito just sit down esse...
otokonokosan@reddit
Anon needs disownedmaxxing.
qoheletal@reddit
Missed out the good part: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/wltfcw/anon_is_standmaxxer/
vjmdhzgr@reddit
This is a classic one. This is great.
Smokinglordtoot@reddit
Father tried.
sovietarmyfan@reddit
Sounds like an asian family. A white family would never do this.
S4l47@reddit
It‘s just burialslop, so you might as well use the time there wisely
Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit
Holy shit I didn't know we were anythingmaxxing in 2022 already
NonBalisticSniper@reddit
Looksmaxxing was at its peak then. Source: was unemployed for all of 2022
GamingGems@reddit
Does anyone have that similar greentext where the incel thinks he’s mogging some random guy at a party? He says he’s namemogging, taking gorilla pills so he can cummog etc
iameveryoneelse@reddit
If you’re maxxing anything your parents are millennials not boomers.
DanglingBerry@reddit
Genpilled
Top_Boysenberry_6552@reddit
mom and dad are too busy sitmaxxing to understand the grind
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
dad is busy beatmaxxing
Snort_Viking@reddit
Dad broke his sitmaxxing streak because he got jealous of his son standmaxxing aura, so he went on a beatmaxxing streak
SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit
turned OP into a beltcel
Vast-Combination4046@reddit
Mogged him so hard
Snort_Viking@reddit
Fr fr no cap
Uncle480@reddit
I tried streakmaxxing once. Got caught by the police and now I'm listmaxxing
BooBeeAttack@reddit
The worst offender, Grandma and her Deathmaxxing. How dare she lay there while all these people came to see her. So rude.
ItsImNotAnonymous@reddit
It called disciplimewing
genericmediocrename@reddit
Can't believe OP got chairmogged that hard
fernst@reddit
Dad was beatmaxxing his ass
YaBoiAsgore@reddit
could have sworn it said father's funeral and just accepted that he arose to beat his son as a part of the fictional story
Sethleoric@reddit
He's keeping a lookout for any British Vampires lurking about
UpbeatRegister@reddit
Can't stop laughing imagining a neckbearded millennial impersonating a gen alpha in a fucking funeral.
He-She-We_Wumbo@reddit
Stand up for yourself, Anon.
BitesTheDust55@reddit
Is this a Jojo reference?!
TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit
Father drops the beat and mogged his son with his beatmaxxing, praise be to Allah