Does the stereotype about our teeth being bad bother you?
Posted by Xathule96@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 390 comments
I'm finding I'm getting tired of seeing or hearing it almost every day. (even from wildlife youtube channels I like). Despite knowing that our dental health is among the best in the world.
So I'm wondering how much it bothers other people. And if it doesn't, how would I go about being unbothered?
New-Process-52@reddit
I see a lot of brits getting more veneers than americans so probably no
AutisticElephant1999@reddit
Not in the slightest
My emotional energy is too valuable a commodity
AdeptOrganization254@reddit
Is it though? It used to be, but considering the current state of NHS dentistry I feel like it's probably on the decline. I don't have the figures though.
ellie___@reddit
Not exactly. What bothers me is the pushing of the narrative that people must have "perfect" teeth. What should matter is whether the teeth are straight enough to clean effectively, whether they are serving their purpose for biting and chewing, etc. Wonky teeth are pretty.
Brush_1977@reddit
If 100% of Americans with nice teeth ditched the retainer for a couple of months they’d soon be extremely quiet.
justeUnMec@reddit
It's weird, but it relates to a particular kind of US classism.
In America, because it costs money to get medical care, overly-whitened, straight teeth are a socioeconomic indicator in a way that they really aren't in the UK; as a result, Americans look down on us because we don't fit into this system. The whole "brits have bad teeth" thing is just them projecting a weird faux class prejudice against us.
It bothers me that NBC "comedians" on programmes like SNL routinely mock perfectly good British celebrities with lame jokes about appearance, there was a recent example that was rightly called out of a sketch in which a british actress had her teeth mocked. This is also partly due to the fact that our culture favours actors who can act and look "real" over actors who look perfect, as our talent tends to go through university-level academic theatrical education, and work in theatre and radio (where appearance matters less!) as well as TV/film, rather than starting out in toothpaste ads then training later, as they do in the US!
I've worked in both US and UK film and TV environments, and honestly I find the plastic hollywood culture in the US industry, even on the office side, really bizarre. Generally we're luckly that there's less of it here, and being less appearance driven has other advantages, like for example the fact that there's more inclusion of disabled peope in the UK industry than the US.
Fit_Jackfruit_9834@reddit
I studied at an American uni. There were about 50 people mainly American, some international all in the basement tv room of our dorm. About 4 Brits including me. We're watching the Simpsons.episode when it shows The British Book of Smiles. The whole room erupts in hysterics and laughs at us and so do we. It was an epic burn, amazing timing. And kind of true. What's the big deal no need to bring class and all that guff into it.
PassiveTheme@reddit
No one is saying it can't be funny. But the fact is that class plays a part in how the stereotype came to be.
Fit_Jackfruit_9834@reddit
You see what you want to see. The last person in thr British Book of Smiles was Prince Charles btw
PassiveTheme@reddit
I'm not sure what you're trying to say by "you see what you want to see"?
And yes, I know Chuck is in that book because I am one of the many people that has watched the Simpsons... What point are you trying to make?
peppermint_aero@reddit
Yeah, it's just Americans assuming their standards apply to the rest of the world.
justeUnMec@reddit
Not so much standards as cultural prejudice.
Xathule96@reddit (OP)
!answer I should really put it into perspective, and just assume that the people making these comments just don't know any better.
What bothers me is when non-Americans make those comments. I kind of expect it from America, but I hear it from other commonwealth countries like Australia and Canada as well, and I'd assume they'd know better.
Relative-Tea3944@reddit
Australians also care more about teeth appearance than they do in the UK
skloop@reddit
Ironiquement! Are you really French
WhoLetTheSinkIn@reddit
There’s a bit of history to this, though doubt it’s what prevails in most people’s minds today. Now it’s more of a fun fact when it comes to the British and bad teeth.
Bad teeth were linked to sugar, and sugar was an expensive thing during Elizabethan times, meaning bad, decayed teeth = person ate sugar = wealth and high status.
GreatChaosFudge@reddit
Speaking of sugar, happy cake day.
odkfn@reddit
Who cares what others think of you?
EvilRobotSteve@reddit
It doesn't bother me, but it's like the ONLY thing the USA seems to have for banter. That and "bo'oh o wo'ah" I just wish they'd get some new material. It's overused and boring.
mprhusker@reddit
At least the American's banter is largely harmless. "it's funny that you guys omit entire consonants"
For a long time Brits would counter an admittedly overused "bo'oh o wo'ah" with "oh yeah? well at least we don't have school shootings!" For claiming to have such thick skin and making the concept of bantz part of the national identity some people here really can't take a joke when it comes from an American.
EvilRobotSteve@reddit
I'm not gonna "not ALL Brits" this because it is sadly very likely it happens quite commonly, but I want to be clear that I am not endorsing that kind of comeback. While I would see the American gun culture obsession a topic for fun banter, kids being killed absolutely is not.
Awkward_Bag_2251@reddit
I think this is honestly because with how the American accent is seen as the 'neutral' one even when you don't have one. There's no scripted comeback when a yank makes fun of your accent. Also it's kinda just rude as shit to do (what with accents massively tied to class) whereas with Americans it doesn't really seem to be, so Americans get an equally rude comment back even if to them it seems like a massive overreaction.
spidertattootim@reddit
Don't forget some bullshit about needing a licence for everything. From the country of chlorinated chicken and jaywalking laws.
justmagnets_@reddit
Stereotypes exist for a reason. I'm not American and I've been living in the UK for almost 10 years. You can find here a lot of people with bad looking teeth... A lot. It was one of the things I quickly noticed after moving here. It's just cultural. And if Zack Polanski becomes PM then the international bullying will get worse...
AppropriateDig9401@reddit
It’s acceptable to punch up, as a brit you get used to it, we are British, we made the world speak our language not the other way around.
Traditional-Leg-1122@reddit
No because invariably it’s just Americans that believe it.
I’d rather have a national reputation for having bad teeth than a national reputation for being thick as shit.
Mr_Vacant@reddit
Don't forget they're fat as fuck
TruthfulRepugnance@reddit
That's not so much their fault as individuals as there being shit in the food - profit > nutrition.
West_Pin_1578@reddit
That is their own fault.
donkey-oh-tea@reddit
And arrogant as hell
Rocinante23@reddit
And I can send me child to school without the worry they'll be riddled with bullets.
TachiH@reddit
I love that backpacks with Kevlar isn't a thing here and we would laugh as people who buy them.
If my kid was in school in America I would have them in an armoured box at the back of the classroom.
h00dman@reddit
Thoughts and prayers 😇
rkr87@reddit
And loud.
WealthMain2987@reddit
Triple threat
adsm_inamorta@reddit
As a British person currently travelling in Europe, it's always eye opening how many less fat people there are around compared to UK. We really aren't a shining example of good health.
Working-Spinach5795@reddit
Or good teeth. The worst teeth I have ever seen were def all in the UK
CatalunyaNoEsEspanya@reddit
So are we
Mr_Vacant@reddit
There are large people in Britain, but in the US you'll see ten people a day who if you saw one in Britain they'd be the fattest person you've seen that month
Rusty_Tap@reddit
I'm the fattest person I've seen this month so I feel I might be at a disadvantage here.
SituationMundane5452@reddit
This ☝️. All these American beautiful models you see in tv must be kept in a box somewhere because when I was in the USA I saw not one person like that
shitty_zombies@reddit
We're catching up though.
Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit
And dont even have teeth
Xathule96@reddit (OP)
Annoyingly it's not just Americans I've seen say it. I've seen Australians say it as well.
Constant-Simple6405@reddit
Australia is fast becoming little America sadly.
JaneErrrr@reddit
I’m an American that recently had dental treatment in Australia. I mentioned getting follow-up in the UK to my dentist and she strongly cautioned against it.
Clear-Lifeguard-3762@reddit
yep she is completely right, i found a canadian trained dentist here, thank you god for this!
AbbreviationsOk1946@reddit
Well, dental experts worldwide use the DMFT Index (Decayed, Missing, and Filled Teeth) as the primary measurement of population oral health. This standardized assessment provides a clear picture of dental health across different nations, with lower scores indicating better oral health conditions.
The most recent global dental health data reveals significant variations in oral health outcomes, with several countries consistently outperforming others. The UK was 5th. Australia was not in the top ten.
Maybe believe that? And not an airhead dentist that seems to be quite ignorant of the world outside their patients, I am sure, perfectly white veneers. Good dental care should not be considered as filling down a persons fucking teeth and sticking ceramics on top.
JaneErrrr@reddit
This sounds more like an assessment of general dental health, not necessarily quality of dental care no?
Confudled_Contractor@reddit
Explain how they are not linked?
JaneErrrr@reddit
Dentists only have so much control over external factors. The habits of a population aren’t necessarily a reflection of the dentist’s quality.
Confudled_Contractor@reddit
Unless it’s a, I don’t know, some sort of National system of health…?
JaneErrrr@reddit
Ok so I’m trying to understand, you’re saying healthcare is worse in Australia vs UK therefore UK dentists are better?
combustioncactus@reddit
Love your reply. Yeah. Fight with facts.
You a dentist per chance?
keechyleen@reddit
my Canadian dentist warned me before I moved to the UK that the dentists weren't as good and I needed to make trips back to make sure my teeth were alright
sorry, friends, it's not just the americans who believe this
AbbreviationsOk1946@reddit
Go back to your Canadian dentist remind him that Dental experts worldwide use the DMFT Index (Decayed, Missing, and Filled Teeth) as the primary measurement of population oral health. This standardized assessment provides a clear picture of dental health across different nations, with lower scores indicating better oral health conditions.
The most recent global dental health data reveals significant variations in oral health outcomes, with several countries consistently outperforming others. The UK is fifth. Canada is 7th. Then tell him you will see someone else cos he's obviously thick as shit.
ukrepman@reddit
Bunch of crims, even stealing shit jokes now
AppearanceDizzy7006@reddit
Dont forget we steal your glory in the cricket all the time aswell. Cheers mate 😎
Odd-Quail01@reddit
I wouldn't trade. I don't care if we're shit at sports, the sky isn't trying to kill my ginger self.
AppearanceDizzy7006@reddit
Aussies just want to connect with people in a different county and know their stereotypes. Thats why they say it. As an aussie, we know the stereotype isnt true. If you were in Aus any they said it, its not a normal thing to say I assure you.
moreidlethanwild@reddit
It’s not just Americans.
I live in Spain and my dentist here mentioned British people generally having bad and yellow teeth.
No-Garbage9500@reddit
Their teeth are actually shit, they just look better.
Dental care in this country is about oral health. In America it is about covering over problems with shiny white.
Clear-Lifeguard-3762@reddit
it’s not, people here don’t care, there shouldn’t be such thing as ‘toothache’ but there and people ignore it, why does a hygienist appointment take wp mins when else where for example in canada it takes 30-45 mins , it’s because they offer the same quality of care here
hopium_od@reddit
Jürgen Klopp is a meme in the USA because he appeared on a Trivago SF with his turkey teeth.
In Europe he's just another bloke with Turkey Teeth.
nemmalur@reddit
Also because they don’t know who he is and his delivery is so odd.
Depress-Mode@reddit
Yeah, always seeing Americans chipping and breaking teeth, they’re bleached to brittleness, a Brit can open a beer bottle with no worries.
lordlycrust@reddit
As someone who lived in the US, this is manifestly not true.
Odd-Quail01@reddit
Do they count as teeth if you didn't grow them yourself?
sihasihasi@reddit
I'd rather that than a reputation for caring more about guns than children.
Jesisawesome@reddit
Some of them care too much about children.
spik0rwill@reddit
Unfortunately that isn't true.. All of Europe have something to say about it. At least anyone who has been on social media or gaming!
rubys_arms@reddit
Yep - I grew up in Sweden and "British teeth" was a staple prejudice/slur
Sirlacker@reddit
Our teeth are slightly more yellow though I believe simply because of the amount of tea we drink.
It's not that we have bad oral health, just more likely to have stained teeth.
ownworstenemy38@reddit
But they actually are thick as shit. Per capita our dental health is empirically better than the US. We favour actual dental health and hygiene over Hollywood aesthetics.
SilverellaUK@reddit
You realise that they don't understand what per capita means don't you?
ownworstenemy38@reddit
Fair point.
Cunningcod@reddit
The unsaid truth is most Americans don’t have great teeth. Only the ones we see on tv, movies etc. . Once you head inland from the coasts and go and visit normal places, with regular Americans they have normal teeth like the rest of us.
Cute-Cat-2351@reddit
lol, I find it highly amusing that the Americans, with the worst deployment of healthcare in the western world, have the Gaul to criticise anyone else. Sure, the rich ones have bright white false smiles, the rest…. Brown.
Glittering_Vast938@reddit
Asterisk? Loved that!
Cute-Cat-2351@reddit
Great teeth
cheandbis@reddit
Not sure why you're bringing the French into this.
Cute-Cat-2351@reddit
Me either
will17blitz@reddit
Lol, yeah, how they have the gall to say that ;))
Friendly_External345@reddit
Mange tout
notarocitnerd@reddit
we have this same stereotype of you guys in Czechia too. My Ukrainian wife says they have the same as well.
CandidateIll9540@reddit
Once got into a bit of back and forth with some American woman on insta. She claimed Britain is in the grip of a famine and we’re all starving. I kid you not. Some guff about Ginge and the whinge leaving because there’s no food!!
Glittering_Vast938@reddit
Even worse that some people in the uk believe this too!
TruthfulRepugnance@reddit
Sounds like she reads The National Enquirer - it's like 'Hello Magazine' for the terminally low voltage.
Friendly_External345@reddit
This is a fair analysis
Tao626@reddit
Selling it short there with how many things the US has a national reputation for being.
Typically whatever negative a Yank accuses somebody of being, they're probably known for it outside of the US.
...Such as teeth. Cosmetically, US teeth are fine. When it comes to actual tooth health, though, their ranking often isn't great. Basically polished turds.
Exp3r1mentAL@reddit
Take my upvote 🤣
Beertronic@reddit
I was just going to say, the people most likely to hold this view are Americans that haven't travelled anywhere, are extremely ignorant, and thicker than week-old pigshit. They are also the types likely to use words like "europoors", whilst shagging their sister in their double-wide. (Sorry couldn't resist).
Many Americans are not like this, but the dumbest ones always seem to be the loudest and most obnoxious.
SopranoCrew@reddit
American here, born and bred from the mid atlantic part of the country. generally speaking, if you need braces and either have good enough dental insurance or can afford to have it done out of pocket, you get braces. same goes for a lot of other procedures. it’s just “one of those things.”
I don’t think it’s so much of a class signifier as another commenter pointed out. a lot of americans do receive dental as part of their overall health insurance. quick google search says that 87% of americans have dental insurance, or roughly 290-ish million Americans. now some of that is from Medicare, but a majority of it isn’t.
now the whole “brit’s have bad teeth thing”. maybe it’s a hangover from austin powers, maybe it isn’t. i honestly have no idea where it comes from. for guys my age (mid gen z) it’s just kind of a “oh the brits all sound fancy and have bad teeth”. just a stereotype, same way you guys all think we’re fat and stupid.
which is weird considering you guys all have pretty normal teeth, at least from my observations.
Ill-Opportunity8918@reddit
We go to dentists and get fillings and crowns. They might not be super straight brilliant white turkey teeth but most of us have a reasonable set of gnashers. Dunno what they are on about really.
TastyComfortable2355@reddit
Do most British people even care for American opinions on just about anything.
A nation with with a money at all costs that lives to work and not work to live.
Medical bankruptcy
School shootings
Adulterated food
Few workers rights
Ten days holiday if your lucky.
Fuck that shit.
I will settle for healthy rather than cosmetic teeth.
medlilove@reddit
I find it confusing more than anything, we have free dental until we are 18, most people have normal to good looking teeth?
Xophmeister@reddit
It bothers me because I have what might be described as “bad teeth”; they’re perfectly healthy, but I have particularly large front teeth and a bit of an overbite. I got bullied a lot for it as a kid and while that’s not a thing any more, I work for a lot of US companies and, as one of the only British contractors, I worry that my appearance reinforces the stereotype. Just to be clear, no one has ever said or implied anything at work, but it’s just this irrational insecurity I have.
Stefgrep66@reddit
Hasnt every nation got a stereotype,.
French
German
Dutch
Italians
Greeks
Irish
Welsh
Scottish
And of course
English
Add your favourite stereotype. they're all bullshit🙄🙄
Shitelark@reddit
You mean Scotch? My Great-great-great-great-great-grand pappy was from Edinbowrow.
BlackberryNice1270@reddit
Why are you bothered? If you know it's not true, then the problem lies with the people spreading the falsehood.
Shitelark@reddit
Nope. Flashes Obi-wan level grin.
We had fluoride in our water in the 80s. Still, avoid toffee.
noctenaut@reddit
It doesn’t bother me but I’ll say this - I’m British living in Colombia and when it comes to dentistry (and healthcare if I’m honest) it’s made me see just how awful our systems are.
I’ve had teeth issues since childhood and then in an ice hockey accident knocked most of them out - treated on the NHS and when the dentist here saw me recently, he couldn’t believe some of the procedures the NHS took.
Even my dad when he came to visit me recently got a whole load of necessary things done (2 root canals, one extraction and two replacement crowns) - all of them done within a week, and the total cost was £211. In the UK it’s just become a case of extortionate cost for sub par treatment.
It’s weird, my boyfriend is 27 (I’m 32) and he, as well as a huge number of others his age, have braces here. You will see several adults a day with braces because they are just so obsessed with teeth here. The whole industry really just took off since Americans found it to be a cheap place to come and get treatment.
Living in the UK I’ve known many people have a cavity or two, and don’t get it sorted until it causes issues - but if anyone here sees even the slightest dark fleck on a molar - it’s time to panic and get treatment.
I don’t think we Brits all have bad teeth - I just think we’re a much older, and worn in culture than Americans. Our favourite things are always a bit understated, a little tatty, not perfect but gets the job done (I.e. our teeth), but America? It’s all about blinding brightness, maximalist perfection where any form of imperfection is shameful.
I prefer being of the former of the two lol.
DreamsComeTrue1994@reddit
> Despite knowing that our dental health is among the best in the world.
It's easier to win the Omaze than registering in a nhs dental surgery, what are you talking about?
wulf357@reddit
I phone up, they register me, I have an appointment. Easy. Why generalise? Your experiences are not national.
DreamsComeTrue1994@reddit
The Office for National Statistics Experiences of NHS healthcare services in England shows 96.9% of those who do not have a dentist and who tried to access NHS dental care were unsuccessful.
You being in the 3.1% of people in England doesn’t change this unfortunately.
dreadwitch@reddit
No because I know it's bullshit
shark-with-a-horn@reddit
The only bit that bothers me is they think not having bright white teeth means they aren't clean
Clear-Lifeguard-3762@reddit
it’s true ! i’m from here originally and left 25 years so and moved back and no one here takes their oral hygiene seriously compared to north america and the quality of dentistry / hygienists just isn’t comparable.. took me a year to find a decent one.. also people can’t seem to understand an NHS dentist/hygienist will only do the bare minimum
Batteredcodhead@reddit
No, my teeth are fucked.
JohnCasey3306@reddit
You'd have to be pretty feeble if that gets to you.
firerawks@reddit
no because i’m an adult and i don’t base my mood on baseless stereotypes
Vivid-Combination-74@reddit
👏 this
cheandbis@reddit
I'm sick to the back tooth with it.
International_Fig150@reddit
Hahahaha
IfYouRun@reddit
Look at you, with your fancy pants mouth and remaining back tooth.
cheandbis@reddit
The root is at the front mind.
International_Fig150@reddit
No coz every other countries teeth are just as shit
tradegreek@reddit
No because I have really good teeth
RoyTheWig@reddit
No because I have shit teeth and the stereotype is true
PriceLive6912@reddit
No because personally mine are currently worse than the stereotype
tobotic@reddit
No, because I have no teeth.
PriceLive6912@reddit
Ok fun you’re not a good liar
umbrellajump@reddit
More teeth, vicar?
CharlieCatBloke@reddit
No because my teeth are shit.
Visual_Cauliflower92@reddit
Great all I can think about now is The Simpsons episode and the Great Book of British Smiles!
Damn_sun@reddit
Its only Americans that think this, mostly due to their over use of "bleach". In fact in believe UK has better dental hygiene than most of the UK due to heavy NHS subsidies and free under 18.
I think we mostly than Mike Myers for perpetuating this myth.
WinstonFox@reddit
I just bite them harder. Have you seen there cardboard cutout white teeth costing gazillions? The look like crazy peeps.
liltrex94@reddit
I do have bad teeth. Not awful, but I can't find a dentist within 20 miles. I stopped looking for NHS, but even private won't take me. I don't feel bad about it. I feel bad about my situation though.
Heavy-Locksmith-3767@reddit
My teeth are bad so it works in my favour.
Particular-Swim-9293@reddit
It dates back to when the US started using braces or retainers to straighten teeth, and Brits were behind the curve with that. So Americans started to see adult Brits of the same age as them with unstraightened teeth and that became a "British" thing.
British dentistry soon caught up with all the cosmetic stuff but it was too late by then and decades later they're still saying it. It clearly means a lot to them so let's just let them believe it!
ganjaferret420@reddit
No my teeth are brooken and crooked sk the truth doesnt bother me or should i say the tooth 😅
Important-Reply-7966@reddit
Evidence shows Brits have better teeth than American's so not really.
TapStatus903@reddit
Like most of the comments here mention; our teeth in terms of general oral health is quite good (this according to DMFT index at least). So it isn't that we have bad teeth, but I do think as a nation we may have slightly uglier teeth on average.
I think compared to countries like the US, we're not so fussed with the asthetics of our teeth like getting veneers or whitening, and when it comes to braces you have to have significant dental malocclusion or overcrowding to be accepted as an NHS patient. So alot of people with mild crowding or whatever will either have to pay £2000+ for private or just accept it, most brits would choose the latter. Most people don't have a perfect smile, and most people don't care.
Also, tea. Tea is terrible for staining teeth, hence alot of brits with slightly off colour smiles lol.
Overall, the uk has normal healthy mouths, albeit a little bit yellowed from the nations favourite drink but other than that who cares. Tbh, asthetic trends like turkey teeth creep me out, I prefer a british smile any day.
FloofyTheSpider@reddit
Kinda, but only because “good teeth” is increasingly something only privileged people can have due to disappearing NHS dentists and the expensive of dental work (particularly cosmetic dental work). And as it seems like the metric of “good” teeth is only determined by how straight and white they are, it feels like you can have perfectly healthy teeth and still be made fun of and assumed to be gross/dirty just because you don’t have dazzling white veneers
Like if it’s obviously a joke I’m not bothered (eg ‘The Big Book of British smiles’ etc) but I keep seeing otherwise progressive people mocking bad teeth a lot in a way that doesn’t really seem like it’s a joke and it kind of gets to me.
Particular-Swim-9293@reddit
Haven't heard it lately. Thought it had died out.
Reasonable_Bat_3583@reddit
No because it’s not true
ConradFazza@reddit
No because my teeth are fantastic. Ironically I encounter a lot of American's who not so much have bad teeth but seem to be missing teeth altogether.
Fentanyl is a hell of a drug I guess.
No_Professor_1624@reddit
No, I'm proud of it. Proud that we are seen as authentic and can have quirks.
doctorbiffgood@reddit
Nah couldn’t care less. It’s the same as people believing our food is terrible.
Hughdungusmungus@reddit
Most people here do eat shit though. Tons of people can't cook basics, eat ready meals or just eat beige shit from an air fryer.
Maquinito22@reddit
True but we have the option to eat well if we want unlike most of the US
HumanBeing7396@reddit
Both stereotypes apparently date back to the Second World War, when American soldiers were stationed here.
At the time Britain had food shortages and rationing because the war made it difficult to import anything; mostly people ate what they could grow. There was poverty and poor health, which would have been particularly noticeable in the state of people’s teeth.
After the war, the Americans went home and we set up the NHS, massively expanded the social safety net, adopted cuisine from around the world and made it British, and more recently became one of the best countries in the world for eating out.
So if someone comes out with a stereotype from 80 years ago, it doesn’t offend me because they’re only demonstrating their own limited perspective.
MathematicianOnly688@reddit
A lot of people don’t realise how short of food we were during the war. We were blockaded for years.
That video made for US soldiers that warns them about not being racist because in the UK we treat black people equally also has quite a long part about food and how they should not criticise and instead sympathise that people had been living like that for so long.
HumanBeing7396@reddit
Yes, I’ve seen that video - it’s a fascinating piece of history.
60sstuff@reddit
I think some people mainly due to a lack of historical understanding just don’t really get how bad the food situation was for years in this county. so in 1939 when war was declared my grandmother was 10 by the time rationing ended fully in 1954 (when things like meat were allowed etc) she was 25. that’s a massive amount of time. Also add in the fact it was 50s Britain and we were not in any way as prosperous as the Americans i think it could be argued that anything close to the average person might consider foreign didn’t really turn up on our dining tables until at least the mid 60s. Sure if you lived in certain parts of cities maybe but what americans don’t seem to understand is that culturally for 30 years we effectively had to live on a reduced diet. At which point older generations who would have passed recipes down died out and culturally we just moved on. Why would you go back to only eating meat and two veg when suddenly the entire world had decided to rock up to your cities and start cooking for you. American food is really only good due to its abundance and the fact that they were able to cherry pick the best cuisine from basically the entire world before labelling it as their own.
doctorbiffgood@reddit
I also believe that British weren’t given toothbrushes as standard, but the American military did have them a standard. I might be wrong.
MathematicianOnly688@reddit
It’s surprising how many people lie about it as well.
Next time you see someone say it interrogate what they say a little and the story falls apart.
“I visited England and I just couldn’t understand why their food is bland….conquered the world for spices but then don’t use them etc.” I’m sure you’ve seen variations.
Oh yeah? Where did you eat and what did you have? They usually go quiet, because it’s not like we have restaurants that serve “English food” outside of fish and chip shops but they usually provide ample salt and vinegar and - depending on where you are - curry sauce which is not exactly bland.
Ok-Swordfish-9505@reddit
Fish n chips is the good stuff. It's stuff British people cook at home that's bad. I once went to guy's house who's supposed to be a good cook and he roasted a chicken then expect people to eat it with cranberry sauce only. My host mother made lasagna a lot for tea and it's always lacking salt. Cottage pie is good on paper but when I dig in it's bland. Sunday roast's gravy is excellent but it's the only thing with salt in the whole dish. No wonder people always fight for it. The best marker of British taste though has to be Chinese and Indian food made by white British people. What even are those.
creepinghippo@reddit
It’s just lazy Americans that don’t know that statistically Americans have more missing teeth and more cavities than Brits.
DavidJonnsJewellery@reddit
As long as I don't look like a horse, I'm fine
Diligent-Worth-2019@reddit
Why do all American kids get braces? Because their teeth are bad, but they have more pride in their appearance so they do something about it. We have the same genes, same teeth.
Weary_Sun534@reddit
If you care about stereotypes you have too much free time
KitFan2020@reddit
Not really. My Grandparents (and everyone else I knew of their generation) all had false teeth because their own teeth were rotten.
The big white veneers nowadays look false because they are false.
Nice teeth look good but the massive white ones people are having put in look awful.
lavayuki@reddit
Well, mine are bad so I don’t care. I never show my teeth and smile with my mouth closed
mackerel_slapper@reddit
It’s a myth.
Working-Spinach5795@reddit
Is it?
Usual-Tone-262@reddit
OP said they know that. It’s still a valid question about whether it bothers people. Someone can insult a person and they may feel bad even if it’s not true.
mackerel_slapper@reddit
That’ll teach me to speed read!
notspringsomnia@reddit
No, I know it’s just silly online rhetoric so it doesn’t bother me. It’s mostly done by Americans, and well, I could say plenty of unflattering stereotypes about them, but I won’t…!
No_Skirt8776@reddit
All the americans on tv seem to have fake teeth, so you telling me they were decent before? Lol
Prince_of_Tottenham@reddit
My teeth are terrible so not really.
lofi_lover6@reddit
Yes it does bother me, it's just pathetic.
DeezNuts70520@reddit
It doesn't bother me until it's an American saying it
DL3432@reddit
Maybe a little. Mainly because the accusers often have bad teeth themselves, but this is hidden by veneers (yuck) or artificial whitening.
DumCrescoSpero@reddit
If it's objectively wrong according to statistics, why let someone being wrong bother you?
You can't control other peoples' opinions. 🤷🏻♂️
PaulaDeen21@reddit
Christ if you worried about everything Americans get wrong you would be a nervous wreck.
MaleFeministActuary@reddit
No because it is not true as proven by science.
https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/
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MrBread0451@reddit
Comments here are full of forehead vein popping out, grinding teeth down to dust, bloodshot eyes, scratching table with nails, hyperventilating people like "It's.... fine..... it doesn't.... bother me...."
What_Reality_@reddit
No I think it’s funny. I have pretty good teeth though 🤷♂️
McKendrigo@reddit
I'm not bothered about what those pedophile- electing degenerates across the Atlantic think about my teeth.
WoodenAd5441@reddit
Nope, I have nice teeth, never had braces and most importantly don’t give a fuck what other people think.
Reeelfantasy@reddit
I was watching the Apprentice the other day and one thing that stood out is that everyone’s teeth was white and bright. I did feel it’s unusual for British teeth tbh.
jlt33333@reddit
No it's just another myth - https://www.ucl.ac.uk/medical-sciences/news/2015/dec/us-vs-uk-who-has-better-teeth
Xathule96@reddit (OP)
It's one of the reasons it bothers me I think. I know it's a myth, so seeing it get repeated so much just irks me.
jlt33333@reddit
Personally, I love being able to share the data on this to ignorant people. The food is harder to defend.
decisiontoohard@reddit
The food is not much harder to defend. Ration-era Britain had extremely limited food compared to, oh, I don't know, literally ANY other period of British history.
Before the wars? A country known for its spice trade, dishes like kedgeree with curry powder and cinnamon-spiced rice pudding were common. And domestic spices and herbs! Mustard, horseradish, sage, rosemary, parsley, mint - all familiar to every table! A country with a rich wild forage history; sloe gin, elderflower cordial, elderberry vinegar, wild garlic, more mushrooms than I could possibly list... A country with fantastic regional cheeses and sausages and pastries and breads and pies. Wild game, fish, and farmed breeds that are world famous to this day (like Angus beef and Jersey cows). So many varieties of fruit...
Our cuisine was better than France's.
And we didn't go back to that exactly, we changed, but we're one of the best countries to eat out in. We have huge cultural diversity and our national dish is a curry. Our bog standard heritage meals are PACKED with flavour! Nearly everyone has had a roast with herby stuffing, fat-basted roasties, mint sauce, cranberry sauce, bread sauce spiked with cloves, red wine gravy... And that's without getting into real specifics like cider-poached ham, thyme chicken, tarragon chicken, black pepper roast beef.
Idk man.
The stereotypes are standing on legs made of paper and I brought scissors.
decisiontoohard@reddit
There are also Americans who are out there dispelling the myths about British food, like Kalani Ghost Hunter.
Even baked beans, man! The US versions are sickly sweet. The UK versions are SPICED! Savoury! Unctuous! People act like it's bland but it's just that it's mundane to us specifically, and people abroad hear "beans" and think of... Not this.
jlt33333@reddit
While I agree, I'm just not as passionate about traditional UK food so can't say it with any conviction.
sunnyspells822@reddit
Yes it’s a sweet victory when they find out theyre wrong
apple_kicks@reddit
Seeing old footage of mock jagger and bowie performing when they used to have broken tombstone teeth. Its when i realised this is where it started
nikhkin@reddit
It's pervasive because they equate the whiteness of teeth to healthiness.
Broad-Train@reddit
Nowhere near as much as 'we'd be speaking German if...' etc
Psychological-Fox97@reddit
I cant say it bothers me but then I do have shit teeth and so did my dad. So can't really get too mad about something which is at least true of me.
changhyun@reddit
Slightly, only because it's boring now. I'd like to hear some new jokes, not the same "haha bad teeth haha bad food haha chewsday" routine every single time.
Persona_Insomnia@reddit
Its not true so no. Its americans being american.
Fit_Jackfruit_9834@reddit
Nope
ScreenOk1746@reddit
We don't have a class system like yours. Money is your class. Good looking teeth are part of being successful here. Most Americans do not have Hollywood teeth, even we find it terrifying and alien. It is stupid but we really are running a rat race over here. Any slight advantage to get ahead is a huge help. I'm a minority and as much as it sucks, my good teeth definitely give me an edge one social status. In short, being American has always sucked.
oli_ramsay@reddit
No because it's true. Americans often have much nicer teeth because they wear braces in their youth
FatBloke4@reddit
I just get on with my life - IDGAF what the Americans think.
if it annoys you, you can post a link to this paper in the BMJ from 2015:
Austin Powers bites back: a cross sectional comparison of US and English national oral health surveys
The TL;DR version is that the Americans care more about the cosmetics/aesthetics of their teeth, whereas British dentists/the NHS pay more attention to overall dental health. America really falls down when it comes to dental care for lower income folk. In short, British teeth are healthier than US teeth.
SpectralDinosaur@reddit
When you consider that "good" is those ghastly bleached abominations the Americans have? No, not in the slightest.
Codders94@reddit
Not even slightly
dinkidoo7693@reddit
No, its impossible to get an NHS dentist so unless you have the money to go private its not affordable for most people to have regular dental appointments
MathematicianOnly688@reddit
Where do you live?
I’ve been seeing my dentist for over 10 years now and the entire time I’ve been going there has been a big sign outside saying “now accepting new NHS patients”
dinkidoo7693@reddit
Im ok, I have a dentist but i know plenty of people who are trying to get one or on waiting lists and can’t get anything round here. As soon as anything local opens up it’s full again.
Crittenberger@reddit
I don't mind the stereotype, broadly speaking, because teeth can be crooked and ivory-coloured and also be perfectly healthy so it doesn't matter. But I don't think it's cool to make fun of people who have bad teeth, because it's so often a side effect of poverty or mental illness. Punching down is ALWAYS shitty
aussiekittykat@reddit
Aussie living in the uk for the last 20years and the stereotype of brits having bad teeth was also viewed in oz. Having lived in both countries and experienced the impossibility of getting an NHS dentist, I can see why it happens. I had a tooth crack when I first came over and rang quite a few dentists before finding a private one over an hour away that would take me. I’ve had friends here get dropped without notice from their nhs dentist and had to go private miles and miles away. Don’t know where those saying it’s good in the uk but it’s definitely not in NE Scotland
girlsunderpressure@reddit
No because I look after my teeth so they are in good condition.
nemmalur@reddit
As stereotypes go it’s a bit dated, which is why it’s annoying, but there was a tiny bit of truth to it. I lived in the UK in the 1970s and 80s and it seemed like most of my contemporaries at school didn’t go for orthodontic treatment or regular checkups as much, possibly because many dentists didn’t offer services under the NHS. And no one else seemed to brush after lunch.
just_a_girl_23@reddit
Among the best in the world?! Maybe if you go private and pay for anything they offer you.
I'm "fortunate" enough to have an NHS dentist in a mixed practice. They just poke at my teeth for 1 min, don't attempt any kind of clean at all, tell me to book a £65 "hygienist" which is a worse clean than the basic I used to get in the past, I'm also promoted various things I can't afford nor want as it's all cosmetic not necessary. And they make it hard as fuck to get the actual help I need when I need it - took over a year to get a root canal. But they can give me veneers tomorrow.
I always loved going to the dentist as a kid or as an adult... Until 10ish years ago when it all changed. Even getting my NHS dentist now took FIVE years.
UK dentists are basically like USA healthcare now, it's all about the money money money.
superhansrunningclub@reddit
No, I couldn't care less.
PrawnQueen1@reddit
Americans got those meth teeth anyway
LordCoops@reddit
I would rather be known for having bad teeth than be known for shooting people in schools and dropping bombs on children for oil.
julia-peculiar@reddit
I believe that the UK has more stringent standards (than the US) for the ingredients permissible in teeth-whitening products for home use. I find that rather comforting.
No_Victory1004@reddit
Can dish out banter but can't take it?
-Fellow brit
whittiy@reddit
no since my teeth isn't actually great, and right now i'm on tooth pain thanks to mr. caries lol
afungalmirror@reddit
Couldn't give a shit.
Working-Arm-6896@reddit
I grew up in uk and had so.many fillings as a child. Learned that fluoride was not added to the water where I grew up and also had no parents to teach me how to clean my teeth. Even as an adult, my teeth were literally crumbling. I had to have all my amalgam fillings replaced in the teeth that could handle it. The rest got crowned.
Relative-Tea3944@reddit
It's sort of true though- I won't say that 'good looking' teeth are necessarily healthier, but people seem to prioritise the look of their teeth here a lot less than they do in USA. And thats ok!
Mazzerboi@reddit
How are you hearing this everyday? Every nation has a stereotype and why pay any attention to it
Why does it bother you is also another question to ask
MonetisedSass@reddit
Honestly... No. And I say that as someone *with* bad teeth.
Of all the things people could try to rake us over the coals with, that's the worst they can muster?
The main stereotypes of the brits seem to be "bad teeth" and "bad food". And that last is easily disproven.
Meanwhile, Americans are fat stupid shooting victims, the french have had their entire successful military history ignored for favour of "Cheese eating surrender monkeys", the Germans as scat loving facists and the less said about the italians the better.
We get off so so lightly.
tollis1@reddit
Sorry, but what kind of wildlife channels are you watching?
Revolutionary_West56@reddit
Not really because I live here and not America so never get this stereotype thrown at me in real life. Do you..?
Xathule96@reddit (OP)
Not in real life no. But due to my health I don't go out much. So what I see is online.
And sadly not just from Americans. The wildlife YouTuber I like is Australian.
gotmunchiez@reddit
Probably just sour because a dingo stole his baby while he was throwing another shrimp on the barbie.
pan_alice@reddit
The baby was actually eaten by dingoes, the baby's mother was falsely imprisoned for it, and the whole thing has become a joke to people. It's an awful case, but don't let that stop you joking about a baby dying.
gotmunchiez@reddit
I'm aware of that and yes, it was an awful case.
Dental care in the UK is currently in a bad place. The waiting list for an NHS dentist is long, and if you can't afford to go private then you aren't getting any dental care. Plenty of people are in agonising pain because they can't get treatment at the moment. Our emergency dental treatment can be impossible to get in some areas.
On top of that you have UK citizens visiting Turkey for dental treatment, some cosmetic, some essential. A guy literally committed suicide recently after a botched procedure in Turkey left him toothless. Young people are having perfectly healthy teeth replaced with implants, no doubt because they've been made to feel insecure by the "British people have terrible teeth" bollocks.
But hey, don't let the misery and suffering of thousands stop anyone making jokes about it.
Either we can joke about both, or joke about neither.
FiendishPup@reddit
How are your teeth?
TrackNinetyOne@reddit
Austrailian who's just repeating a dead and overplayed American insult based on absolute garbage from nearly 100 years ago (or longer depending on which story you believe)
It says more about the intelligence of the person saying it than it does about anything else, as with most stereotypes
So I do enjoy seeing it dusted off and rolled out, as you can get a pretty good picture of what kind of person they are
W35TH4M@reddit
The Tyler the creator quote about cyber bullying comes to mind here. Who the fuck cares what people are saying online? Just stop reading it lol
HayWhatsCooking@reddit
This is why it’s impacting you then. Go outside and have a bunch of teens laugh in your face about something completely normal, then a random person you’ll never meet online who doesn’t even know who you are won’t bother you.
kittehkat22@reddit
My EU friends call me yellow-tooth in vc sometimes, but it doesn't bother me at all because my teeth are healthy, and cared for under the NHS 🤷♀️
AwkwardTie9427@reddit
It does bother me because it's true. Dentistry is a failing profession in this country. The massive change to privatised dentists were supposed to save Dentistry here, instead it just gave professionals more jobs, hasn't necessarily improved the overall oral health of the general population.
Rest_In_Many_Pieces@reddit
"Despite knowing that our dental health is among the best in the world." - Only IF you can afford it.
Everywhere has stereotypes, so stereotypes about us British people don't bother me. I have more important things to worry about than some random joke some random person makes about people in the UK.
electricmohair@reddit
Also, is dental health the same as cosmetics? I wonder if our teeth are healthier than Americans but just not as perfectly straight.
Usual-Tone-262@reddit
Yes, that’s been shown to be the case. Someone here posted the link, I think.
DogtasticLife@reddit
Yep my last bill was over £1k and it’s going to be a very long time before I can afford to go again, but at least it means I floss and brush like my financial security depends on it, cos it does
sossighead@reddit
Up until recently NHS dentistry was very good.
The current situation is likely to lead to a future where we do actually all have shit teeth again.
FourInTheBack@reddit
What is it you think has made NHS dentistry bad? Just interested.
Rest_In_Many_Pieces@reddit
6+ months waiting list in my area. Good luck getting an appointment on NHS.
FourInTheBack@reddit
We have spaces for NHS patients at our practice. We've recently been actively recruiting as I think people just assume this about every practice, so just don't attempt to register.
Rest_In_Many_Pieces@reddit
For you that might be the case; not for myself who is still waiting on an appointment and have called up all the local ones to see possibilities while I wait for my 6 months.
sossighead@reddit
It’s not the quality, it’s the availability. I can’t find one in my area taking on NHS patients and I’m just fortunate I can afford private cover.
Agitated_Ad_361@reddit
My teeth are tooth coloured, relatively straight and entirely functional and healthy. I would not swap that for bright white Lego block teeth. They look weird. The Americans just loved being sold lies about what normal is and they’re overly confident and blissfully unaware of their own silliness, so are happy to laugh at other people with no foundation of truth.
Weak-Newt-5853@reddit
I personally find the American synthetic, bright white plastic getup looks far worse than our crooked teeth. So I'm not bothered in the slightest.
NotoriousMAO@reddit
Just engage in less yank content and become free, find out what weird shit Europeans or Asians think about us
Barry_Burton_1974@reddit
It's one of those things that Americans have convinced themselves is true so it must be. Ignore the yank bubble.
HighPriestess29@reddit
I lived in Colorado for 3 years, American dental hygiene is not as impressive as they think it is
Squint-Square@reddit
Nope. It’s usually Americans who say that and the data shows they have much unhealthier teeth than us. They also don’t seem to quite grasp that the need for them to have perfect straight teeth comes from their awful medical system which sees people as customers and convinced them they need every medical intervention under the sun. It’s sad, really.
ConfectionHelpful471@reddit
It was not to do with the health aspect but to do with the aesthetic aspect to my understanding as Americans widely benefitted from braces to straighten and align their children’s teeth long before it became common practice here in the late 2000’s
Squint-Square@reddit
Creating a false idea of what ‘good’ looks like and then placing it above health. Is there anything more American?
trueweeaboo@reddit
It does , I grew up with buck teeth and was bullied like crazy because of it. It was fixed by the NHS of course (bless them) but it was horrible growing up as a young teenage girl with them. So every time I see Americans say it I remember those times which I'd rather not
TheSmartToasterUnion@reddit
A few thousands years ago our ancestors had perfect teeth. They hunted and herded animals. They didn’t eat sugar other than a couple of berries once or twice every summer. That covers it all.
msbookworm23@reddit
I am unbothered because I believe our teeth have more character. I see that as a good thing over having the same teeth as everyone else. I also sometimes wonder if more tea = more yellowing but maybe that's a stereotype too. Either way, I enjoy tea too much to feel bad about having yellow-ish teeth.
washingtoncv3@reddit
FWIW, I went to Rio de Janeiro and was quite astonished and humbled how good everyone's teeth were. This was regardless of whether you were in favelas or tourist areas.
throwawaynomade@reddit
Honestly with the price of dental care and the below standard NHS dental care, I understand. I recently moved to the UK and I'm going through the journey of getting a root canal treatment. It's pretty much impossible on the NHS and I'm going to have to end up paying about 1000 GBP for it. Back home it would cost me 50GBP.
If my country wasn't getting bombed I would have gone and done it there.
MD564@reddit
I mean ....we have it for good reason because our dentists are terrible (accessibility wise). But I've seen lots of other countries with people my age with missing teeth due to lack of free healthcare, or with people who have rotting teeth under their fake veneers.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
I actually asked on a USA Reddit and it did NAT go well.
Everything we hear is how the USA can't afford healthcare and I assume that includes dental work?
Yet they apparently all have braces? Doesn't add up.
55caesar23@reddit
Read this if you have time. Shows UK have lower rates of teeth loss and decay.
BMJ teeth US vs UK
vegan_voorhees@reddit
I saw far worse teeth last time I was in the US. It's a snobby class thing.
For the UK, it stems from a fluoride shortage in the (I think) 1930s. We definitely briefly covered it in a class about Britain between the wars.
Ambitious-Math-4499@reddit
Bad teeth? laughs in NHS my teeth are fine, maybe not the whitest but I drink a lot of coffee, natural teeth are way better imo
curiocannacat@reddit
Is our dental health among the best in the world? It's really hard to access a dentist
DetrenTheNew@reddit
Why would you let yourself get annoyed about something so minor, stereotypes are everywhere we are not special. Also most stereotypes are just pretty nasty
nineteenthly@reddit
AFAIK that's just American and it's because they focus very much on cosmetic dentistry. No, it doesn't bother me but my teeth aren't exactly perfect.
ThrowawayParsnip5@reddit
I generally tend to lean into/laugh at stereotypes (Eg I'm Scottish and love Groundskeeper Wullie) but this one does bother me because I hate my teeth. They're not 'bad' in the sense that they're unhealthy or dirty, but my top set are large, and I have a very prominent overbite. I have asked about getting this fixed before - one orthodontist told me it's not my top set that are the issue it's my jaw, and I'd need major jaw surgery to fix it, and my current dentist contradicted that by saying I'd need major surgery on my top set of teeth. Either way, it's not a simple fix with braces.
I was not blessed with good looks or nice facial features, but my teeth and my nose really work together to make me even more unattractive.
So whenever this stereotype comes up I think, well, that's me....
MPD1987@reddit
I’m an American living in Britain and honestly I don’t notice the teeth thing!
Stage_Party@reddit
It's usually Americans who believe it and they spend thousands to knock their teeth out and replace them with fake teeth so their opinions on teeth hold no weight.
Mdl8922@reddit
No because my teeth are indeed, pretty bad.
Pierce_youre_a_B@reddit
It does provide great comedy material tbf
quagaawarrior@reddit
Not at all, I rarely hear about our terrible chops, I found that areas of wealthy folk have much better teeth than poverty-stricken areas. I have a set of stereotypical British teeth and I'm ok with it.
thricedice88@reddit
I don't care, my skin is impenetrable (figuratively speaking, please refrain from stabbing me, thanks 👍)
PresidentPopcorn@reddit
It doesn't bother me because it's only ever from an American. My kids are a lot less likely to die in a school shooting, shot by a police officer, shot by ICE, become homeless due to medical bills.
Let them have their petty little taunts.
RhubarbDiva@reddit
Where are you all living where you can get NHS dental treatment? None near me are taking on any more NHS patients.
So how can people not earning enough to go private get decent dental care?
I do the best I can, but my teeth look awful. If I get a toothache I can get "emergency treatment" which really means having the painful tooth/teeth removed. No more than that.
I look like a meth head but can't afford to do anything about it.
I asked about having the remaining front teeth removed and replaced with basic dentures but that is not an option as a couple of the teeth (despite being brown and wonky) are "salvageable" so I can't find a dentist who will remove them. So I can still go private (on finance) for dentures but these will be matched to the brown and wonky teeth the dentist refuses to remove. But the dentist says it's still good because I can have those teeth whitened or have crowns put on them before matching the dentures which adds over £1000 to the cost.
It all feels like a horrible scam.
Sorry to rant. I'm having such a hard time right now and resigned to continuing to wear my covid masks to hide my teeth.
collapsedcuttlefish@reddit
Maybe half a century ago I would, but considering i can only afford to see the dentist once a decade its just a self fulfilling prophecy.
TillySauras@reddit
No. In my case it's 100% true, I even had braces for 2 years, still crooky mcgee
wediealone@reddit
I’m Canadian and although I’ve heard this stereotype I’ve never found it to be true? Like I’ve never been to the UK before but I do know about the NHS and that you have good dental health over there. I think it’s just that here in North America people are all obsessed over the pearly white chiclet teeth that now that they see a normal smile their brains are all warped by TikTok.
My mother in law is English and her dad fought in the world and I know it was gnarly for them with rations and such, but I had an American the other day online saying they’re going to take over Canada soon so “hang in there Canuck” so please don’t worry about the bad teeth jokes lol. Theyre insane.
Big_Cheese16@reddit
You shouldn't be bothered about comedic stereotypes.
We hold them to the same stereotypes, mainly about weight, their diets, guns etc. But not every American eats canned cheese, weighing 30st and carrying 2 fully automatic rifles.
Some British people have bad teeth, it's probably more common than the US. I see loads of people with crooked, bad teeth, and especially in my area, it's just getting worse. There's no dentists taking patients, NHS dentists are dying out. You find it's way more common for successful and rich British people to have crooked and imperfect teeth, where as in the US they would have them done. To their standard, it's subpar, but to us it's pretty normal.
It's social differences and stereotypes pray on that. No point getting offended, just get on with your life.
Ok-Image9399@reddit
Only in that Americans dull, witless and overused "humour" is annoying in how boring it is.
pirategospel@reddit
You hear this everyday? I recommend getting out into the real world and consuming less internet content tbh.
I kinda see what Americans mean tbh. We don’t have an aesthetic dental care culture, and the NHS model is objectively bad.
Maybe you’re just self conscious of your own teeth?
dr_otto_ort-meyer@reddit
That's the main point, that the stereotype is true because we usually can't afford dental treatment. In America they pay for all health care anyway so dental treatment is kind of just rolled into that, whereas here it's a luxury. I think a lot of Americans don't know that our dental treatment isn't free like everything else so they assume we have bad teeth because of lower standards rather than a lack of choice.
untakenu@reddit
No. Just like the stereotype of us having bad food means nothing to me. I know it isn't true.
I'll engage in the banter about the stereotypes with everyone but a yank, as they seem to not understand it isn't that deep
MaltDizney@reddit
Assuming the people making fun are Americans in America, I don't value their opinion on us very much.
Relatedly, I found myself deep into a thread about their tipping culture, and I almost commented, until I realised not only is this not my problem, but they also don't care what I have to say on this.
elainesgarden@reddit
I'm an American and I think it's a horrible thing that people say things like this to English people. I find it amazing and frightening that some people can hear someone say something one time and actually believe and repeat it. However ,when I visited England ,I absolutely couldn't stand the behavior of some of the Americans that were in my tour group. They were absolutely terrible.and unlike anyone I had ever seen before in America to this day, and I've lived here for over 70 years . The extreme disrespectfullness, bossy rudeness , was something that discusted me and I had never seen people like these people before. I like to try to flip my head around and get into other people's perspectives and cultures. To learn how to appreciate and value their ways. I found I was so embarrassed and upset that when we went in a group.to locations ,I tried to get far away from them ,dragging behind ,trying to distance myself from them. They didn't represent my principles at all. Thankfully,there were other American tourists who believed in respect and appreciation of other's culture too,so we hung out.
Imaginary_Law_6626@reddit
Litterally puy bleach in their bread
Carinwe_Lysa@reddit
Not really, to be blunt it seems more like a complaint and/or drama that's mostly around being chronically online. Whether on reddit, youtube or other social media platforms, its nonstop "UK food bad" "US food unhealthy" and so on, so forth.
But in real life, very few people care about what your teeth are like (unless they're outright rotting in plain view), or what type of food your country eats etc.
The world is a big place, countries are varied with lots of people - its silly to even acknowledge the generic stereotypes which chronically online people throw about.
GuiltyCredit@reddit
Nah because for me it's true. Lost them during pregnancy.
This-Draft797@reddit
No cos it’s true.Those saying it’s a myth have been fortunate to live in areas where they can access nhs dental care, I have to drive an hour out my city to get nhs, I live in a decent size city on the south coast.
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📊 1. People can’t access dentists (biggest red flag) • Only 37% of adults in England see an NHS dentist within 2 years  • That means ~63% aren’t getting regular NHS care
Compare that to many European countries where: • Regular dental attendance is much higher (often 60–80%+)
👉 This is one of the clearest indicators the UK system is underperforming.
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🚪 2. Huge unmet need (people who need care but can’t get it)
Across Europe: • About 6% report unmet dental needs on average • But it rises to 12%+ for poorer groups 
In the UK specifically: • Millions are estimated to have unmet dental needs (e.g. ~13 million cited in reports) 
👉 The UK consistently shows high unmet need compared to peers, especially for low-income groups.
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💸 3. People are being pushed into private care • Around 32% of people in England now use private dentists (up from 22%)  • Many say it’s because they can’t find an NHS dentist
👉 In comparable systems (France, Germany), private care exists—but people aren’t forced into it due to lack of access in the same way.
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👶 4. Child dental health (a major warning sign) • 23.7% of 5-year-olds have tooth decay in England  • Tooth decay is the #1 reason children aged 5–9 are admitted to hospital  • Over 31,000 hospital tooth extractions per year for under-19s 
👉 That’s unusually high for a rich country and often used as a “failure” indicator.
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🦷 5. Disease levels in adults • 41% of UK adults have untreated tooth decay  • 9% have severe gum disease 
👉 Not the worst globally—but worse than you’d expect given UK wealth.
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⚖️ 6. Inequality is much worse than peers • Children in poorer areas are 3.5× more likely to need tooth extractions  • Big regional gaps in access and outcomes 
👉 Other countries still have inequality—but the UK’s gap is particularly stark.
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👨⚕️ 7. Workforce shortages • Around 26 NHS dentists per 100,000 people (FTE) 
👉 Lower availability + NHS dentists doing less NHS work = access crisis.
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🧠 So what stats actually “prove” the UK is worse?
The strongest ones are: • Low dental attendance (37%) • High unmet need (millions missing care) • High reliance on private dentistry (32%) • Very high child hospital extractions • Big inequality gaps
WitShortage@reddit
Thanks ChatGPT
eilb3@reddit
No I don’t really care what people from thousands of miles away think of my teeth. I have naturally straight teeth that do all the teeth things I need them to do and aren’t sensitive etc. even if I won the lottery I wouldn’t want veneers. Nothing wrong if you do, it’s just not something I’ve considered doing.
MelodicAd2213@reddit
My teeth are all fully operational although not particularly photogenic at 52, which suits me fine. The stereotype is rather irritating.
ItAintNoUse@reddit
I get the impression that we just aren't as looks-oriented here as people are in America (some regions more than others) so we don't consider slightly crooked or yellow teeth so be so bad. Most people are not going to have perfectly straight, sparkling white teeth naturally. Hell, even the gorgeous Keira Knightley has crooked teeth!
American tv shows and films always seem to have 10/10 super attractive people playing average Joes, while over here a lot of our shows still use actors that look like someone you might genuinely just see on your day-to-day. Of course that's not always the case and we have some incredibly attractive celebrities, but I'm sure people know the point I'm making.
I myself had some pretty bad crowding as a teenager, beyond the norm, and was bullied for it so I got Invisalign and whitening and I do now get complimented on my smile all the time, but had my teeth not been so bad perhaps I'd never have done anything to them at all.
Lopsided_Snower@reddit
yes, the absolute state of dental care on the NHS is disgusting, shame on the UK government and it's all down to them
dr_otto_ort-meyer@reddit
There are much, much worse things someone could say about me. Usually I see these kinds of comments focused more on our teeth being crooked or discoloured (tea and cigarettes) rather than our oral hygiene being awful and our teeth being rotten or our breath smelling bad. So I don't care. My teeth are crooked, but I'll never be able to afford to fix them so why be upset about it? I know they're clean and healthy so who cares, they're just teeth.
h00dman@reddit
Any country which prefers to send children to schools with armoured backpacks where gun drills happen, can keep their opinions to themselves.
TokuTheGreatCorso@reddit
eh i dont even have bad teeth but i would rather have bad teeth than be american
Anon1mouse12@reddit
Americans use veneers, most of us don't. That's the difference
De_Dominator69@reddit
It kinda bothers me, because I know I do have bad looking teeth and so are inevitably the butt of the joke. Which itself I can take, but I hate how I then become "proof" of the inaccurate stereotype.
trustmeimabuilder@reddit
I've got really bad teeth, so fair enough.
Gullible-Yam-8098@reddit
My teeth are getting bad because I lost my dentist and it's apparently just not possible to get a new one any more unless you go private.
Active_Remove1617@reddit
Teeth are a socio economic indicator in the UK too. Make no mistake about that.
spidertattootim@reddit
The list of things I'm more bothered about is very, very long, if that answers your question.
Ok-Information4938@reddit
It's not about oral health, it's about presentation.
Americans are definitely much more into having perfectly straight and white teeth. Brits much less so. But that doesn't mean Brits are culturally lax about their oral hygiene and health as that's only very loosely related.
You can have yellowish wonky teeth and have good oral health. No cavities, strong enamel and no gum disease etc.
7086HDSYRK@reddit
Find it amusing as it once was a bob on thing 50/60 years ago.. then we had the NHS and accessable affordable dentists and became rare to have bad teeth when I was young in late 80s early 90s and it was just funny then as well known we don't have bad teeth anymore (like the bad food stereotype) but still fun to play along and may as well own the joke... Funny thing is now with the privatisation of dentistry it's become some what true again so no it doesn't bother me and shouldn't if you can have a sense of humor about yourself especially when the stereotype has some truth to it again hopefully the international mocking might improve the nations access to dentists
FunMathematician3649@reddit
Nah it doesn’t bother me, I just laugh at it.
The Simpson’s episode with the Big Book of British Smiles always tickles me
Jinkii5@reddit
I thought the fact Rob Beckett exists, put this 1940s insult to bed?
Volo_Kin@reddit
All stereotypes originate from somewhere and it's always been about the looks rather than the health. The amount of people with big yellow crooked teeth is staggering. Some folksteeth look like a 2000BC tribe which eats raw meet every day. It's not a good look at all. Then comes the mentality - £1000 to fix one rotten tooth? Better pay £60 to take it out, problem solved. I know there are some shocking dental surgeries in the UK and they're very expensive compared to other European countries but most people never do any early maintenance to begin with. Priorities.
idek_just_for_fun@reddit
Imagine caring what Americans think...
I believe they actually have worse dental health than we do (due to no free healthcare) there is probably a statistic somewhere.
Why care what a third world country thinks? They have bigger issues.
Yes they are a third world country with crime, kids shot in school, people choosing between living and debt etc...
Xathule96@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately it's not just yanks. I've heard it from. Canadians and Australians.
I expect it from Americans. But when it's commonwealth countries, I just assumed they'd know better.
idek_just_for_fun@reddit
When a stereotype takes root, people use it as a joke or to wind up others.
Hence why Canadians always apologise and Australians are all criminals.
Consistent_Ad3181@reddit
They have to have something on us, makes them feel better about themselves.
GNAL1610@reddit
Doesn’t bother me really just go to any reform rally it’s kinda true
ceeearan@reddit
Generally the jokes about British teeth relate to British humans, though.
pip_goes_pop@reddit
I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife
GNAL1610@reddit
Lol, or have a look at them online
Beneficial_Hour8894@reddit
Take the best possible care of your teeth, and it'll speak for itself :) The US is obsessed with veneers to the point where looking like an AI creation is seen as normal. When people here try to hop on that bandwagon, they go to Turkey and then irreparably f up their teeth forever. Not really something to envy, to my mind.
mpjr94@reddit
No because an American has never actually said it to me. However, I know people always jump to say it’s a myth but I’ve spent a fair bit of time in America and anecdotally their teeth are better
pip_goes_pop@reddit
The point is they look better, but they consistently rank worse for dental health than the UK. They go in for more cosmetic dentistry but otherwise they're not too good.
asymmetricears@reddit
I'd prefer a bad teeth stereotype than one of having school shootings.
FigureSubstantial970@reddit
Only reason it bothers me is when people say “you have free healthcare yet you have bad teeth” we DONT get free dental treatment unless you are on benefits. If you look after your teeth they should be fine visually but most of us can’t afford 280quid to have a tooth ripped out.
240psam@reddit
I've got good teeth and my ears don't tune in to American frequencies so all good
hhfugrr3@reddit
Not really But, in fairness my teeth are pretty bad. They look fine but they're more metal and implant now than actual tooth. Costs me thousands of pounds a year to keep them looking reasonably normal - look after your teeth when you're young kids!!
BertBlenkinsop@reddit
Ahh the Arsemerican dream. Stick scaffolding in your gob until your mid 20s, then bleach them for the rest of your life, on the advice of a "dental surgeon" who makes shit load on everything he can persuade you to buy.
LordMogroth@reddit
I was in Dublin on St Patricks Day weekend a couple of weeks ago. As it conincided with spring break there were 1000's of Americans there in their 20s. They were largely very nice people and looked like they were enjoying themselves, but they all had these strange, Ryland style perfect white teeth. It looked cartoon like and not attractive at all, in the way that botox lips arent really attractive. All the girls had the same haircut too.
I think British teeth nowadays are fine. Both the teeth thing and the bad food thing came from US soldiers view of Britain from the 40's and 50's, which wasnt exactly our strongest moment. Nowadays our teeth are fine and our food is better than in the US.
dJunka@reddit
Bleaching and veneers are more over popular there, or at least the media and influencing scape.
US doesn’t have a lot of romance around getting old or being imperfect, you have to keep the facade going as long as possible.
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
OP marked this as the best answer, given by /u/justeUnMec.
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kittehkat22@reddit
I don't mind at all! We have subsidised dentistry that focuses on health rather than appearance. There are wayyyyy worse things to have your country known for than yellow teeth xD
ak30live@reddit
How do you go about being unbothered?
Stop living yr life through social media.
idekkanymoree_@reddit
No because I brush them lol what
95jo@reddit
No, because I have nice teeth (cost me about £5k all in mind). But 100% worth it.
prustage@reddit
Nope. Any American who visits the UK will realise how stupid these stereotypes are. As for the ones that don't visit the UK, well, I don't give a shit what they think anyway.
Rocinante23@reddit
I don't give a fuck. Plus it's a fact that British people have healthier teeth, just not the whitest.
asuka_rice@reddit
It be far better if the U.K. dental services were free under the NHS.
Scotsmanryno@reddit
No just look at Nigel’s bottom teeth
SaluteTheMadness@reddit
No, because my teeth are bad and in my case the stereotype is true lol
heyitsed2@reddit
No. For a bunch of reasons, but primarily because it's true!
Skip to 22 mins in, very interesting stuff presented in a not boring way.
https://youtu.be/SocSaQ-0IbI?si=TPmzqrwgIWHdd5sw
Superb_Ladder915@reddit
Maybe we do yes but only if you can afford to have said work done to your mouth.Ive had oral cancer and radiotherapy to the mouth which has basically polished my teeth off ,they ripped out a load of them just to work in my mouth..Now due to radiotherapy I can’t have implants as my jaw bone isn’t strong enough..Therefore I’m left with dentures on the nhs at 40..I wished I’d know. All that beforehand!
Yes it does my head in lol.
onlysmaller@reddit
Yeah sometimes. I am a very mediocre lady but I have great teeth so hearing smack talk about one of my few good features is a bummer haha. But being British offers a sense security and identity that many of the people mocking us could only dream of so swings and roundabouts. Not saying the sense of security is valid but it exists either way.
Fit_General7058@reddit
No,
The people who stick out the most are the meth and crack heads, and people who think horse tooth sized veneers are an improvement.
beant64@reddit
No, its funny
eques_99@reddit
I mean it's undoubtedly true.
I can't bear to look at my fellow Brits' disgusting teeth.
makes me feel sick.
can only imagine how they come across to people who aren't used to it.
LadyMirkwood@reddit
I just get bored by it, along with the jabs at our food.
Its the same few jokes over and over. They drop the same tired meme and act like its the height of humour. I can take an insult if it is witty or clever, but it never is.
GeggingIn@reddit
I liked it twenty years ago when no one really was really arsed about ice white teeth.
It is quite expensive to keep them like that now.
Logbotherer99@reddit
You mean natural? America has an obsession with perfectly straight teeth and they look unnatural.
MrPatch@reddit
Not nearly as much as the one about our food.
All just stood Americans though and I feel secure enough in my moral superiority neither really bothers me
imadeaseb@reddit
The stereotype doesn’t bother me at all. My teeth being quite bad does bother me a little.
Same-Artichoke-6267@reddit
It’s only going to bother people with bad teeth or people with bad teeth that regularly interact with people with nice teeth. Where I came from everyone’s teeth were a bit average so you don’t really know until you expand 😅 there’s some truth to it but not always
Historical_Project86@reddit
I feel a weird comfort when I see an American celebrity with natural teeth. I don't consider my teeth to be bad, although the bottom front teeth are pretty crooked. When I was younger, a dentist reckoned the only way to straighten them would be for me to wear a head cage, so that wasn't happening. I have had 3 teeth out, 2 of those due to not visiting the dentist for 20 years and one due to grinding. I wear a mouth guard at night now.
I considered what to do about the latest tooth to come out - the gap is visible if I smile. But then I thought - "I'm 56, fuck it".
banananey@reddit
I'd rather be known for having bad teeth than be known than school shootings tbh
PiscineIllusion@reddit
It bothers me a lot less than their insistence that all we eat is unseasoned carbohydrates.
Macrihanishautomatic@reddit
The Big Book of British Smiles
ExultentPisces@reddit
It’s only a stereotype in one country. And, well, we’ve got more than enough ammunition to fire back with.
Which is ironic, because ammunition being fired is one of their major issues.
Milam1996@reddit
No because Americans think paper white = health when studies show that actually Americans have MORE cavities which is the actual sign of dental health. Like everything with America, it’s a diseased dying decaying cess pit wrapped up in a Gucci belt. Blasting away your enamel with unsafe levels of whitening ingredients make not a healthy set of teeth.
soupalex@reddit
it bothers me in the same way that any other rubbish, highly repetitive, completely factually wrong bit of patter does.
Xathule96@reddit (OP)
That's the rub. I wouldn't care if I didn't see it almost every day.
soupalex@reddit
"hahaha bo'o'ol'o'wo'oh hahaha chewsday innit hahahahahah"
mdnalknarf@reddit
The stereotype is decades old, and it's true many globally famous British superstars didn't have capped teeth back in, say, the 1970s (Elton John, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, etc). This was quite shocking to Americans (who we used to mock back then for having capped teeth).
Once a stereotype gets lodged, it's kind of self-replicating (compare what the French think of 'British food' – i.e British food from at least 50 years ago).
Toatkgstuff@reddit
Some countries have lots of people with artificial smiles, lots of veneers and teeth whitening.
British dental education and treatment is first rate, but yes we do drink a lot of tea and do not overdo the whitening like many.
Public-Temperature-1@reddit
Couldn't give less of a shit because it's bollocks anyway.
ApprehensiveRun1382@reddit
Do you get equally bothered when other countries have the impression that we are all polite, when the reality is far from that?
If we’re happy to accept the untrue good stuff, we have to also be a good sport with the untrue bad stuff.
UrsulaSpelunking@reddit
Of all the many things in the world I am currently very bothered indeed by, this is not one of them lol.
Tricky_Bee6237@reddit
No. I think it you have to look at the people saying this with a certain amount of humour.
MrMonkeyman79@reddit
As stereotypes go its fairly harmless and not one that i'm remotely bothered about.
It helps that it generated the amazing Simpsons joke about the Big Book of British Smiles.
Chris-TT@reddit
If NHS dentist appointments are anything to go by, they do have a point.. Luckily, I have always looked after my teeth and they are in decent condition, but I've had more dentist appointments cancelled on me than with any other service, and I haven't been able to get an appointment in about two years.
LondonTownGeeza@reddit
The natural colour for teeth is an off white/yellow. Not blazing white vaneers.
iamthefirebird@reddit
It's annoying, sure, but every time I think about that unnatural bleached-white look I shudder in horror. Teeth are bones, and bones aren't supposed to look like that!
Unfortunately, I also have to deal with much more unjust stereotypes and misconceptions on the regular, so I just don't have the mental bandwidth to care much about the teeth thing.
becpuss@reddit
Given the lack of access to NHS dentistry it’s quickly becoming a true parody.
Delicious-Ad7376@reddit
My dentist (when I lived in the states) said teeth culture in US is about the front 7 teeth being straight and clean. Everything else is worse wreck and his foreign patients, like me, had a much better whole mouth hygiene
Snowyrunt@reddit
No, American dental health is reportedly worse than ours. The difference is that we're not as superficial as them and don't (yet) all hide behind veneers, so the myth has been able to grow.
Alundra828@reddit
It's just yanks that say that. And Yanks believe in a lot of wild shit mate.
Something something lion, something something opinions of sheep etc...
Just don't worry about it.
djwillis1121@reddit
Not really. I'm more bothered about the stereotypes about our food tbh. And even then I'm not really bothered, just a bit irritated by it
Prudent-Pressure2146@reddit
Nope not at all, I think the last time I heard that joke was an episode of the simpsons which I chose to put on
Zealousideal_Pop3121@reddit
“The big book of British smiles”. That was my first experience with other people thinking our teeth were bad. I didn’t understand it then and I don’t understand it now
underwater-sunlight@reddit
My teeth aren't all that great so maybe they have a point. I never had school shooting drills so swings and roundabouts
Candid-Rent6555@reddit
No got bigger things to worry about
Spiritual_Bet3955@reddit
Yes it does - I heard it mentioned on 'The 'Burbs' recently.
when_music_hits@reddit
I think it's a bit sad that the stereotype gets trotted out so often that turkey teeth is becoming more prevalent.
I know it's a petty mindset but I'd rather have less than perfect teeth to being one of the nationality that seems to need to use that as leverage.
Something in the bible about pick the beam out of your own eye before telling me about the speck in mine.
SwordTaster@reddit
It doesnt bother me, partly because it's bullshit, and partly because it's all about aesthetics over health. Brits do tend to have more crooked teeth than yanks, in large part because british dentists have stricter requirements for someone to be able to get braces. Meanwhile, brits rarely have cavities compared to the americans
Reasonable_Ask2947@reddit
Well, my teeth ARE bad due to terrible orthodontic work on the NHS and the NHS' refusal to do anything about it. I haven't got the thousands and thousands of pounds required to do anything about it. It's fantastic.
DivasDayOff@reddit
It amuses me because British teeth are typically healthier than American ones in terms of tooth decay. They tend to be more crooked because we don't force dental braces on our kids unless they really need them.
Present_Confection80@reddit
Who cares honestly? I look after my teeth 😬 that's all I care about
Michael_Thompson_900@reddit
My teeth are awful - wonky and shit! BUT I don’t worry about school shootings that much, so I take the rough with the smooth
GayAttire@reddit
I have excellent teeth, and whatever the fuck Americans think of us has no bearing on my life whatsoever.
Chrispy_GB@reddit
To be fair Putin could send some of the people I know to chew through our underwater cables and it'd be done in a day.
arashi256@reddit
Doesn't bother me. From my experience, it's only Americans who think and comment on this and I couldn't give a single solitary shit what they think about anything.
the_original_bean@reddit
Not at all. Most of the time when people say Brits have bad teeth what they mean is Brits have teeth that haven't got veneers or been chemically whitened.
My teeth are not perfect by any means, but I'm 40 and I've only got a few fillings, never get pain or anything. However, they are yellow and crooked so I have been told I have "bad teeth".
It's a product of lazy stereotyping and an obsession with looks thanks to Instagram and reality TV. Millennial rant over for now
Sea_Director_4439@reddit
I'm more bothered by 50 years of neoliberalism resulting in virtually no NHS dentists
SermoLupiAdAnglos@reddit
Every single insult from Americans no longer bothers me.
Their country is a fucked up dump. "People in glass houses" and all that.
235iguy@reddit
No. Americans are too dumb to differentiate between veneers and real teeth.
winkywoo75@reddit
I have terrible teeth I do not care , does not hinder my life
Cantthinkifany@reddit
True in my case, it doesn’t bother me though because at least I look human
D4T45T0RM06@reddit
I don't really care too much. It's hard to care about meaningless things.
Cheapntacky@reddit
No, and its not true. US dental care is more cosmetic. They have whiter teeth but also more missing teeth and fillings.
Madsaxmcginn@reddit
No because my teeth aren't getting rotten out of my skull with copious amounts of high fructose corn syrup, and it's still far cheaper to get dental work done in the UK, so they can just stay mad IMO.
Stinkinhippy@reddit
Mine are fucked, so i just laugh along. Never bothered me before they got bad, just replied to the American parroting it that at least i was gonna get shot up going to school, the movie theatre, the shopping centre etc.
extinctionAD@reddit
Americans seem to only care about having flashy, pearly white Audi teeth
We seem to care about having healthy, functional teeth - like a Toyota
I'm 40 and my teeth are pretty good, no fillings and I keep them looking a nice and healthy shade of white.
TapeDeckSlick@reddit
Not even slightly
Outside-Resist4688@reddit
It does get on my nerves a bit but only because I wish people could be more entertaining with their insults
AJMurphy_1986@reddit
Americans teeth out worse than ours.
https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/
fastestman4704@reddit
No, my teeth are fine. If it doesn't apply then why would it bother me?
I'm sure our stereotypes are also largely unfounded.
AuramiteEX@reddit
It does because it's not generally true, but some people really do live up to it and they give everyone a bad name.
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