The perfect Dorito does exist (Pip is unimpressed)
Posted by Merlins_Owl@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Posted by Merlins_Owl@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Mz_Ann_Throp@reddit
I know it's not the point of the post but I love your home decor.
Moonskaraos@reddit
Sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you on that chip being “perfect.”
JamesMattDillon@reddit
NoContextCarl@reddit
Bro, perfect is a strong word, but I'll let it slide for the nice amount of seasoning and a cat in the picture.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
Now find a Taco one seasoned like that. mmmmmm taco...
cancerdancer@reddit
naked dorritos are legit
DetCityDaveST@reddit
This appears to be Cool Ranch…
Fuckin_Hipster@reddit
I can taste this picture.
A5traLune@reddit
That Dorito is the chosen one. The prophecy foretold its arrival. Perfect curvature, ideal seasoning density, zero structural flaws.
DetCityDaveST@reddit
This chip is chipped.
Fuckin_Hipster@reddit
It’s a Persian Flaw.
The chip elves are humble.
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
You achieved time travel?
Bubbly_Wave_4049@reddit
There shall be no cool ranch slander here!
kaest@reddit
Looks like cool ranch.
trilogyjab@reddit
All doritos are perfect
jambr380@reddit
I love the cat, but not that small notch on the top lefthand side
sweetbirthdaybaby333@reddit
That can't be perfect because it's clearly a Cool Ranch and not a spicy / sweet aka Purple Bag Dorito.
Comfortable-Pea-1312@reddit
DetCityDaveST@reddit
NachoNachoDan@reddit
its missing a bit right along that top edge.