Buying hopes and dreams

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yasth@reddit

I mean a $1000 straight donated will get you some notice from all but the largest of streamers(and even then their community person should note it). Of course that sort of notice is more a spider noticing a fly.

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PrepperBoi@reddit

I saw someone donate like 5k during a popular stream and all they got was a “thank you username for donating” less than 5 seconds

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yasth@reddit

It can be seen on your tag with most of these systems, So they will probably get a more effusive greeting next time, and if the streamer has stuff together maybe a DM. Again though it is very much spider to the fly.

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PrepperBoi@reddit

Automated DMs, cringe.

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yasth@reddit

Oh come on they might not be automated, for larger streamers that is often outsourced to some random (and AI of course).

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Flagnoid@reddit

Fake: Anon is projecting his own financial mistakes on to an imaginary friend.

Gay: Anon dinated to Asmongold and has a male imaginary friend.

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officer_shnitzel_69@reddit

Bro's brother is Hubert🥀🙏😭

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Naiveee@reddit

Pathetic

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ApXv@reddit

A mate in uni was broke one day because he sent over 2k to some chick streamer for a badge and being noticed for a second. At least he understood how dumb that was when he sobered up the day after.

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Objective-Gur5376@reddit

"Like What?"

Anguished screaming

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james_a_hetfield@reddit

$1000 I could have had an orgy.

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thr33beggars@reddit

For $1000, anon’s brother could have just gotten that surgery where you remove your ribs and he never would have had to simp for a woman again.

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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

Pfff you don’t need surgery to do that.

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DiegesisThesis@reddit

That surgery costs way more than 1k.

Or so I've heard

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Pmyers225@reddit

The Ol' Marilyn Manson

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thr33beggars@reddit

“Did you know Marilyn Manson had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own cock?”

“Did you know I’d do the same thing if I had the money?”

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Jiveturtle@reddit

I’ve heard it leans more toward the overall experience of sucking a dick than toward having your dick sucked, but you do you

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thr33beggars@reddit

You don’t have to sell me; I’m already on board.

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Pmyers225@reddit

But with the same money you could just do two chicks at the same time, man

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ThisUsernameis21Char@reddit

Maybe once or twice, it's not like the ability to do it any time any place

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Pmyers225@reddit

Agreed, I think the magic would wear out after the first time... You end up disappointing 2 girls, and then have to spend double on breakfast

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DringleDringle@reddit

We need to bring back mockery

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SpaceBug176@reddit

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googlin@reddit

I find it implausible that anon has a friend. Moreso, should that be the case, obviously anon craves to be animalistically TOPPED by said friend.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

That's his brother.

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bali40@reddit

reddit vs reading text

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moon__lander@reddit

I think OP is the one who donated and only he thinks they're friends.

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thr33beggars@reddit

Well, they’re brothers

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit

They came from the same vagina probably.

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Rockman2isgud@reddit

Came in the same vagina too

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wordjedi@reddit

touching vaginas then not fucking them is the gayest thing ever

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CapitalImpossible640@reddit

The only vagina that anon will ever touch.

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thr33beggars@reddit

From and in

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MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)

fake and gay?

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Bandestar_@reddit

that’s his brother you illiterate invertebrate

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Matt_2504@reddit

You have to have sub 100 IQ to donate money to twitch streamers

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JCampenish@reddit

There's a sweet spot though, if you are too stupid you never would have been able to get $1000 in the first place

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GroggleNozzle@reddit

Social security

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DuckLIT122000@reddit

Twitch simps should just buy an escort

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evnacdc@reddit

I think they just like the concept of an idea of having a girlfriend.

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PrepperBoi@reddit

The concept of a plan

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pututski@reddit

I think seeing a physical woman IRL might make them explode idk

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CorporalClegg@reddit

JIMP

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Accurate_College_864@reddit

i wish i had 1000$ 😿

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Specialist-Jelly2571@reddit

Easy, just be a twitch egirl

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PrepperBoi@reddit

Infinite money glitch

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ThrowawayITA_@reddit

Sure, dm me your paypal I'll send them

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Kusha97@reddit

Me too please, if you've got that kind of money lying around

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ThrowawayITA_@reddit

There seems to be a problem with PayPal, but here you go, you can print them yourself right?

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2210-2211@reddit

Shit I wish I had $10

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Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit

The plan is simple: to protect his brother anon must become a qt girl vchuuba, get his brother’s attention, stream daily and flirt with him and put all those simp bucks into a nice fund for his bro to have when anon dramatically breaks up with him by faking the vchuuba’s death

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