I mean a $1000 straight donated will get you some notice from all but the largest of streamers(and even then their community person should note it). Of course that sort of notice is more a spider noticing a fly.
It can be seen on your tag with most of these systems, So they will probably get a more effusive greeting next time, and if the streamer has stuff together maybe a DM. Again though it is very much spider to the fly.
A mate in uni was broke one day because he sent over 2k to some chick streamer for a badge and being noticed for a second. At least he understood how dumb that was when he sobered up the day after.
The plan is simple: to protect his brother anon must become a qt girl vchuuba, get his brother’s attention, stream daily and flirt with him and put all those simp bucks into a nice fund for his bro to have when anon dramatically breaks up with him by faking the vchuuba’s death
OP is a failure of a brother. This could have been a teaching opportunity. If he had relentlessly bullied his brother over how pathetic he is for donating he might have saved his life.
yasth@reddit
I mean a $1000 straight donated will get you some notice from all but the largest of streamers(and even then their community person should note it). Of course that sort of notice is more a spider noticing a fly.
PrepperBoi@reddit
I saw someone donate like 5k during a popular stream and all they got was a “thank you username for donating” less than 5 seconds
yasth@reddit
It can be seen on your tag with most of these systems, So they will probably get a more effusive greeting next time, and if the streamer has stuff together maybe a DM. Again though it is very much spider to the fly.
PrepperBoi@reddit
Automated DMs, cringe.
yasth@reddit
Oh come on they might not be automated, for larger streamers that is often outsourced to some random (and AI of course).
Flagnoid@reddit
Fake: Anon is projecting his own financial mistakes on to an imaginary friend.
Gay: Anon dinated to Asmongold and has a male imaginary friend.
officer_shnitzel_69@reddit
Bro's brother is Hubert🥀🙏😭
Naiveee@reddit
Pathetic
ApXv@reddit
A mate in uni was broke one day because he sent over 2k to some chick streamer for a badge and being noticed for a second. At least he understood how dumb that was when he sobered up the day after.
Objective-Gur5376@reddit
Anguished screaming
james_a_hetfield@reddit
$1000 I could have had an orgy.
thr33beggars@reddit
For $1000, anon’s brother could have just gotten that surgery where you remove your ribs and he never would have had to simp for a woman again.
Lucius-Halthier@reddit
Pfff you don’t need surgery to do that.
DiegesisThesis@reddit
That surgery costs way more than 1k.
Or so I've heard
Pmyers225@reddit
The Ol' Marilyn Manson
thr33beggars@reddit
“Did you know Marilyn Manson had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own cock?”
“Did you know I’d do the same thing if I had the money?”
Jiveturtle@reddit
I’ve heard it leans more toward the overall experience of sucking a dick than toward having your dick sucked, but you do you
thr33beggars@reddit
You don’t have to sell me; I’m already on board.
Pmyers225@reddit
But with the same money you could just do two chicks at the same time, man
ThisUsernameis21Char@reddit
Maybe once or twice, it's not like the ability to do it any time any place
Pmyers225@reddit
Agreed, I think the magic would wear out after the first time... You end up disappointing 2 girls, and then have to spend double on breakfast
DringleDringle@reddit
We need to bring back mockery
SpaceBug176@reddit
googlin@reddit
I find it implausible that anon has a friend. Moreso, should that be the case, obviously anon craves to be animalistically TOPPED by said friend.
SpaceBug176@reddit
That's his brother.
bali40@reddit
reddit vs reading text
moon__lander@reddit
I think OP is the one who donated and only he thinks they're friends.
thr33beggars@reddit
Well, they’re brothers
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
They came from the same vagina probably.
Rockman2isgud@reddit
Came in the same vagina too
wordjedi@reddit
touching vaginas then not fucking them is the gayest thing ever
CapitalImpossible640@reddit
The only vagina that anon will ever touch.
thr33beggars@reddit
From and in
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
fake and gay?
Bandestar_@reddit
that’s his brother you illiterate invertebrate
Matt_2504@reddit
You have to have sub 100 IQ to donate money to twitch streamers
JCampenish@reddit
There's a sweet spot though, if you are too stupid you never would have been able to get $1000 in the first place
GroggleNozzle@reddit
Social security
DuckLIT122000@reddit
Twitch simps should just buy an escort
evnacdc@reddit
I think they just like the concept of an idea of having a girlfriend.
PrepperBoi@reddit
The concept of a plan
pututski@reddit
I think seeing a physical woman IRL might make them explode idk
CorporalClegg@reddit
JIMP
Accurate_College_864@reddit
i wish i had 1000$ 😿
Specialist-Jelly2571@reddit
Easy, just be a twitch egirl
PrepperBoi@reddit
Infinite money glitch
ThrowawayITA_@reddit
Sure, dm me your paypal I'll send them
Kusha97@reddit
Me too please, if you've got that kind of money lying around
ThrowawayITA_@reddit
There seems to be a problem with PayPal, but here you go, you can print them yourself right?
2210-2211@reddit
Shit I wish I had $10
Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit
The plan is simple: to protect his brother anon must become a qt girl vchuuba, get his brother’s attention, stream daily and flirt with him and put all those simp bucks into a nice fund for his bro to have when anon dramatically breaks up with him by faking the vchuuba’s death
avagrantthought@reddit
Okay.
QuillOmega0@reddit
Fake. But I'm sure this has happened somewhere at sometime
sssometimesss@reddit
man if you're gonna invent shit that didn't happen for a story at least make it a good one
Frenky_Fisher@reddit
"man i just donated 1k to my favourite streamer, lets go call my friend to tell them"
doubt
glam-af@reddit
Dsmn, are there any real stories on 4chan?
CapitalImpossible640@reddit
Nah, it's all fake and gay (and autistic)
glam-af@reddit
It's like r/suddenlygay and r/Thathappened had a baby
ronshasta@reddit
Fake, Anon doesn’t have friends. Gay, anon thinks about imaginary dudes a lot
Crunchy-Leaf@reddit
No girl knows you exist until you meet them
FallenSegull@reddit
Anon imagines a brother to bypass the cognitive dissonance plaguing his actions
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
It's true, I saw it
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Disgust.
MagCatRed@reddit
OP is a failure of a brother. This could have been a teaching opportunity. If he had relentlessly bullied his brother over how pathetic he is for donating he might have saved his life.
wimpetta@reddit
disown him right there and then
An8thOfFeanor@reddit
xspiderdude@reddit
Oh yeah bro? What else happened?
Alternative_March_67@reddit
Your vro Id a lost cause
iSailor@reddit
OPs bro is a clear-cut simp.
InsaneHobo1@reddit
Many such cases