Anon gets a job as a hotel housekeeper
Posted by caramelsumo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 55 comments
Posted by caramelsumo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 55 comments
_BL_NK_@reddit
So that's where all my missing socks have been going.
romulusnr@reddit
4channers: Redditors are flat brained blue haired cretins with no value to society
Also 4channers: today I came in a girls dirty sock, #winning
bitchnibba47@reddit
PrepperBoi@reddit
So that’s where all my socks are going.
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
Flodge100@reddit
Dont worry, the second he said “i know some anons will laugh” he lost all credibility and this is most likely fake and slightly straight
sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit
Senior cleaner likely would have said something about throwing the sock away unless they knew the couple was checking out. Shouldn’t be throwing away the guests stuff if they still are staying the room even if it’s a sock.
The_Junton@reddit
it was definitely the boyfriends sock
Thatoneguy111700@reddit
levogira@reddit
How do you know it wasn't HIS sock tho
puff_of_fluff@reddit
This is very fake and likely very gay, but you can generally tell a woman’s sock apart from a man’s sock lol
Not that I would expect anyone here to have any experience with anything resembling everyday life with a woman in it
sofaking181@reddit
I wear girl's socks all the time, and not just the unisex ones
RelevantBee7856@reddit
Small feet having ass man
xspiderdude@reddit
Fake: there's no way anon has a gf Gae: anon likes to crossdress
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
He didn't say he wore them on his feet
avagrantthought@reddit
Do you also sometimes wear your girlfriend 's condoms?
thegimboid@reddit
Can you?
My wife and I have similar-sized feet, so a lot of our socks are just in a drawer for "common use".
We might just weird though.
binghamptonboomboom@reddit
You also have lady size feet.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Oh don't be like that. Maybe it's her that has man sized feet!
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Please tell me how you gender socks?
levogira@reddit
I mean, there are unisex socks, like in plain white/black cotton socks
plzdont-@reddit
Anyone that has been with a woman, knows that women don’t wear those. Wait….
Emergency-Safe-3651@reddit
TomorrowUnable5060@reddit
Beautiful
Sherwood_RipCity@reddit
Jesus Christ dude.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
StandardN02b@reddit
At this point anon should just follow his advice.
Tenko-of-Mori@reddit
I'm glad that anon has reached happiness. Good for you son.
all_time_high@reddit
Impossible_Arrival21@reddit
what does "almonds" mean in this case 😭
StandardN02b@reddit
Isn't that an euphemism for testicles?
alitayy@reddit
Activating your almonds was kinda an old meme on the /fit board. Health nut moms everywhere fell for the idea that you had to “activate” your almonds by letting them soak in water for a few hours before eating them to get more nutrients or whatever
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
I think I’m more confused now
RaoulLaila@reddit
ronshasta@reddit
FallenSegull@reddit
The trainer watching the cameras and taking notes
Tortuin@reddit
Why would he take notes? He is already way more experienced, assuming he is a trainer.
Mother_Lead_554@reddit
This explains his role as a hotel cleaner
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Fake: Anon gets a job
Gay: Anon likes to sniff on random mens socks
TheBaggyDapper@reddit
Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
20110352@reddit
This is just sad
Tomachian@reddit
"Just let people enjoy things"
CasulWrecker@reddit
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Trigger_Fox@reddit
It started off so well too 😭
Hermit-_@reddit
Fake: anon gets a job Gay: it was the boyfriend's cumsock
MobiusNaked@reddit
Trash panda ecstasy
romulan267@reddit
Marciano_il_Mario@reddit
Wait, so he puts it on his dick, then sniffs it?
kiddrekt@reddit
After it's been in the trash... yes
thegreycity@reddit
Picture the sheer size of anon. That’s not possible
Nondscript_Usr@reddit
One more post before bed, he said….
MinecraftHolmes@reddit
he's just gotta make it through training before he starts cleaning the toilets with his mouth
Alexzander1001@reddit
Dont worry its fake op could never get a job
Agent_Galahad@reddit
Dragwhal@reddit
Fake: Anon has a j*b
Gay: Anon fantasizes about dicks inside of socks