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AsphaltPirate74@reddit

I never shit in bags, that's gross in a truck, I have standards. But I do piss in jugs!! 😂

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endangeredphysics@reddit

Wait people shit bags and piss in jugs?!!? Just go in the passenger seat footwell, it's way easier

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beavismorpheus@reddit

We have those minimzer floor mats that have the edges built up so it's like a bowl.

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AsphaltPirate74@reddit

Holy. Fuck. You my sir. Are a genius.

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endangeredphysics@reddit

It's a real-time saver, plus anti-theft device

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beavismorpheus@reddit

He was pooping in the sleeper while the trainee drove and putting the poops in the fridge.

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twenafeesh@reddit

The Apollo astronauts shit in bags. Are you saying you're better than them?

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Pfft.. obviously. They can fly a piece of metal through the air? Whoopty fuckin do, try driving a huge piece of metal through Chicago, Atlanta, NYC, and jack knifing the truck to back into tight spaces. I've flown a cessna plane and a helicopter before, ain't no obstacles or traffic up there! Trucking's way harder. /s

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Bionicfrog14432@reddit

Astronauts have trouble walking returning to earth after months in space. It takes hours for me. We are not the same.

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ratzm@reddit

Shitting in a bag is better than your pants!

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Fair-Advantage9539@reddit

Emergency situations only !

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FursonaNonGrata@reddit

you ain't at least got a shit bowl???

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AsphaltPirate74@reddit

Hahaha

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TruckerBiscuit@reddit

I prefer shitting in bags. Once I retire I won't even need a toilet between the shit bags and piss jugs. I'll probably walk past functional toilets just to shit in bags. 🤣

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st_psilocybin@reddit

Shitting in a bag is so underrated. You can get the deepest squat and it just sliiiides right out. No straining, no splash back. That intimate moment of feeling the weight of what you birthed when transferring it to the trash can. Really an irreplaceable experience

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twenafeesh@reddit

Just as nature intended

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AsphaltPirate74@reddit

😂 someone get this man some therapy /s

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Mobius1995@reddit

Thank god I shit at home and eat at home. Never again with the sleeper life

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Desperate_Fee_808@reddit

I def shit in my portable toilet..who wants to use these Highway bathrooms??? Outside of love’s restrooms..none of the bathrooms are clean up to my standards

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Read-It_2525@reddit

Peeing is okay I'm the truck but no shitting. I'm a delivery driver BTW so I may be biased.

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StoneyDan2499@reddit

Hey guys, I’m a rookie trucker driver who has some questions I’d like to ask experienced driver. I can’t post in this group because I don’t have enough karma. Does anyone know anywhere else I could ask questions?

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LikwidHappiness@reddit

Probably just a different thread. They're too busy talking about shitting in bags in this one.

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TaperingRanger9@reddit

You guys who are saying you've never shit in a bag, how? I've been out in the desert where rest areas and truck stops are a hundred miles apart and had literally no choice. It's absolutely disgusting but I thought we've all had to do it.

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curlyfat@reddit

Only once. Usually I can contain any situation as long as needed, but one time it was stronger than me. Even worse, it was a fast, panicked grab of a grocery bag just held while I squatted. Thank god I always have Lysol wipes.

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Defiant-Medicine3014@reddit (OP)

I haven’t had to yet but I don’t really run in the mid west a lot either

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Imaginativested@reddit

Looks like Ash couldn't become a Pokémon master so got his cdl instead

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TruckerAlurios@reddit

Nah that's Toriyama design. Gohan had it rough.

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ChiDaddy123@reddit

Hey Mav, you still have the info for that trucking school, cause I think I’m gonna need it…

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realgrasputin@reddit

Ive watched some indian drivers shit behind their trailer while being 20ft away from the truck stop entrance. Ive only shit in a bag once. Waiting to load at a customer that didnt have bathrooms. Waited 5 hours. I do drink my own piss tho.

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0263111771@reddit

Power in numbers! Truckers unite and fight against the evil computers! AI Overlords!

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H-Adam@reddit

Is that… Goku?

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n0funeral@reddit

pro tip: always carry kitty litter and throw a little in the bag before and after you shit in to cut down on the smell. you should be throwing it out (in a fucking dumpster) right away but the few seconds it's exposed to air it's gonna smell horrible

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st_psilocybin@reddit

"A computer tells me when I can sleep and drive" took me out fr

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flatdecktrucker92@reddit

A computer tells you when you can drive. But only the company is telling you when you can sleep. The log book won't care if you sleep for three whole days. It's not a violation.

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Ninja-Storyteller@reddit

My body tells me I'm not sleeping tonight!

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grimnir_music@reddit

👁️👄👁️

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Acrobatic-Bid-3559@reddit

Shit I'm homeless and do most of this for free. Sign me up!

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slayerLM@reddit

The homeless to trucker pipeline is absolutely a thing

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Ninja-Storyteller@reddit

Homeless, Prison, and Military!

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Acrobatic-Bid-3559@reddit

There is literally a program for this in mississippi I think. I'm in georgia though so I gotta do all the legwork myself 😔

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dstrezzd@reddit

Please look into community colleges that will train for free in your state. I just started a free program at a community college in alabama today and if it wasn't for this I wouldn't have gotten into trucking and my ass was sleeping in my car. this is lifechanging

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Acrobatic-Bid-3559@reddit

Oh I've got a plan dw. There's a technical college within bus riding distance that I'm planning to go to. Just need to get my driver's license in order (I let it expire) and a DOT physical first. I'll double-check but as per their website I believe these are prerequisites.

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st_psilocybin@reddit

The computer makes it depressing tho fr

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Acrobatic-Bid-3559@reddit

Yeah that part sounds like it sucks but if it gets too much I'll always have a tent waiting for me

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PeakNo6892@reddit

I don't experience any of this but the garbage food 🤷🏻.

Literally have never pissed or shit in my truck.

Deal with significantly less assholes than any previous job.

I just miss being home

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7thDaydream@reddit

You don’t have to deal with shitty food either if you start prepping meals or even just get a little skillet and make stuff in the truck.

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unloader86@reddit

I've been regional for most of my driving career. I don't shit in bags and I don't piss in bottles. And we all know to to at least be nice to the lot lizards so they don't fuck with your equipment.

This job really ain't that hard fellas. Make the industry work for you. I've slept in my own bed the last 12.5 years of my 13 years driving. It's really not that hard if you can keep your record clean and not crash a truck...

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grimnir_music@reddit

Alright but be honest. How often do you piss in trailers yards 😂 (I’m local and pee on tires almost every day when I drop and hook)

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geneticdeadender@reddit

then*

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roytwo@reddit

Don't forget working hours for free, waiting in long lines to load/unload, sitting in the snow for two days waiting for a pass to open, spending hours looking for some place to park and sleep, Or the fun of putting your 53 footer in a 1940's era loading dock in the old part of town, a dock that was built for a 32 foot trailer almost a 100 years ago

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