It doesn't matter, ultra processed food contains phthalates, plasticisers and nitrites. These destroy your thyroid, give you cancer, and your body thinks they're estrogen and other hormones, so it absorbs them instead of expelling them.
It's funny, my grandma taught me not to pound prepared meat too much, as it releases harmful substances. Now we straight up grind them into paste and build tendies out of them as it was a plasticine.
The truth is throughout your day you're probably lucky to see a handful of women who actually have milk. This is the great deception. They sold me a world filled with milk-laden maidens and I want my innocence back.
Reptilesblade@reddit
/r/AdultBreastfeeding
Japan-is-a-good-band@reddit
Typical conversation between two Blizzard employees
One_Dumb_Canadian@reddit
Huh, Piratesoftware does strike me as the kind of guy….
BECAUSE HE WORKED AT BLIZZARD GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT YEAH HE DID FOR SEVEN YEARS DID YOU KNOW THAT DID YOU
Future_Appeaser@reddit
While they're making new skins for Mercy...
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Men also make milk. Man milk.
Reaper781@reddit
Capnmarvel76@reddit
Tastes like watermelon juice. It’s delicious.
gvdc@reddit
:(
Winter7296@reddit
;(
SpectralBacon@reddit
You are biologically capable of making your own
Dragwhal@reddit
drop the tutorial
onarainyafternoon@reddit
Winter7296@reddit
:(
bitchnibba47@reddit
Lt_Lamp@reddit
Estrogen
Okamitoutcourt@reddit
More like prolactin and massages
AlarmDozer@reddit
Also if your dopamine levels trip a prolactin episode.
Idiot_of_Babel@reddit
Taking estrogen is gay
Make a friend take estrogen and suck outta his nips instead
lana_rotarofrep@reddit
Block dopamine then
H78U43@reddit
hot
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
Jack it.
Meewelyne@reddit
A coworker of mine did it by eating too much cheap chicken.
beegproblemzzz@reddit
Was it from one place or was it a bunch of fast food chucken that built up into lactation
MaliciousCookies@reddit
It doesn't matter, ultra processed food contains phthalates, plasticisers and nitrites. These destroy your thyroid, give you cancer, and your body thinks they're estrogen and other hormones, so it absorbs them instead of expelling them.
It's funny, my grandma taught me not to pound prepared meat too much, as it releases harmful substances. Now we straight up grind them into paste and build tendies out of them as it was a plasticine.
beegproblemzzz@reddit
In unrelated news I'm going to Raisnig Canes 3 more times a week
Magistricide@reddit
Bro just take the estrogen at that point there's no need to nuke ur health and figure
palapapa0201@reddit
Then all end up in your stomach anyway
MaliciousCookies@reddit
if I remember correctly they turn into acids only when exposed to air, dissolved in your stomach are not as harmful.
steauengeglase@reddit
But mine is red and it tastes like rust.
denialofcervix@reddit
Chicken and egg problem though.
HauntedMop@reddit
What
Ssyynnxx@reddit
What's the method
The_Third_Molar@reddit
Jerk it out
Wohn-Jick-421@reddit
good song
gaddafis_ass_bayonet@reddit
Banana milk
Pretty-Researcher404@reddit
time to get to milkin
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
Why live?
AllHailTheWinslow@reddit
Cats.
Cats are nice.
MarionetteScans@reddit
You're right, why aren't we milking cats too?
brightcrayon92@reddit
You can basically milk anything with a nipple
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
waiting for the one to come in ur life and rekindle it maybe?
solwaj@reddit
the who. that's not happening be real
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
To spite everything trying to convince me i cant.
edo-lag@reddit
discounts
Reading_username@reddit
Wait where does chocolate milk come from then?
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
my anus
Reading_username@reddit
ur anus?
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
yea wanna try?
Xortman096@reddit
Scat fetish lore:
Consistent-Throat130@reddit
Pruto
HyperlexicEpiphany@reddit
someone PLEASE sew my mouth to this guy’s asshole 😩
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
sounds like the plot of cannibal holocaust
The_Slake_Moth@reddit
This guy doesn't know where the udders are on chocolate and strawberries, everyone point and laugh
blu66@reddit
Black girls
Carbonatite@reddit
Brown cows, duh
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Milk... milk..... lemonade... around the corner? No that where fudge is made. Interesting.
Leonard_the_Brave@reddit
Well man can do that too
Crazy_Crayfish_@reddit
I wonder if there are actually people that unironically believe this
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
Milky bouncy bouncy 🤤🤤🤤
TheOneGreyWorm@reddit
There are people who believe birds arent real.
So, yeah.
Major_Casualties@reddit
I had a friend in school who thought boobs would pop like a balloon if you stabbed them so this wouldn't surprise me
SturmGizmo@reddit
I think that back when implants first became available popping boobies were an actual thing that occured.
AlarmDozer@reddit
And that was silicon or saline? I don’t know, some got cancer when it leaked.
potatogodofDoom@reddit
well duhh, obviously they're balloons filled with milk
JWBails@reddit
milk is in boobs
pee is in balls
this is the way
Viderberg@reddit
I haven't bothered to learn so I'll believe just about anything.
DarkScorpion48@reddit
Non-zero chance
Guest65726@reddit
A slave to our mammalian reproductive urges till the end!
Tasty-Window@reddit
fuck this gay earth
ReturnRadio@reddit
The truth is throughout your day you're probably lucky to see a handful of women who actually have milk. This is the great deception. They sold me a world filled with milk-laden maidens and I want my innocence back.
I mean okay buddy
nice_fucking_kitty@reddit
Haha noobs there's plenty to go around when you own the dairy farm wink & gun
lowrads@reddit
I know at least one of you has done the math.
RatioTechnical234@reddit
🥀🥀🥀
Smoovemammajamma@reddit
https://i.redd.it/p600uhkdb2vg1.gif
The_Third_Molar@reddit
We live in a society.
JFKennedyHadAClone@reddit
we are the society
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
TheSithCode@reddit
What if I ask reeaaallllyyyyy nicely?
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Homelander has entered the chat.
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
mf we are not homelander
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
i mean if i got his power, i will surely do much better then him at what he was doing, but yea we dont have his power