I accidentally missed one person during my first office tea round. How long do I have before I’m legally required to resign?

Posted by Straight-Training463@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 22 comments

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when_music_hits@reddit

Swans are vicious anyway. Gloss over it and don't make tea again, so you'll be know as Tetley the tit or whatever, but you'll have ingratiated yourself with detox david

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Urist_Macnme@reddit

The polite thing would be to quietly pop outside and shoot yourself. There’s a good chap.

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AirlineSevere7456@reddit

Thankfully we don't do rounds at my work. People always make it wrong anyway.

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heyitsed2@reddit

It's also just nice to have a couple of minutes to contemplate things whilst you make a cup of tea innit.

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bonamoureux@reddit

Double down on this. Do the same thing tomorrow.

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Indigo-Waterfall@reddit

I’m so glad I don’t work in an office. Is the senior manager incapable of making himself a cup of tea?!

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Leading-Praline-6176@reddit

Tomorrow brews all round but be one short on the bourbons. Make sure said manager misses out

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EvilTaffyapple@reddit

You should have looked him in the eye and said

“Make your own fucking brew you pansy”

Show some backbone kid. Managers love it when you push them back a bit, especially in your probation period.

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Woollen53@reddit

Lol oops. "One person" turns out to be senior manager 😅

I'd maybe just grab only him a tea tomorrow and sure a donut too. Just give him it and jokingly-not-so-jokingly tell him you got him these because you got home couldnt forget how you missed his tea of all people's and make your joke about how long before you're legally required to resign... fancy it being your boss's tea at your new job 🤣🤣

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Greggs won't fix this.

I'd recommend colonising ahem expanding to new markets to show your loyalty to the crown so that you can atleast be deported to Australia.

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