I accidentally missed one person during my first office tea round. How long do I have before I’m legally required to resign?
Posted by Straight-Training463@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 22 comments
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when_music_hits@reddit
Swans are vicious anyway. Gloss over it and don't make tea again, so you'll be know as Tetley the tit or whatever, but you'll have ingratiated yourself with detox david
aslat@reddit
It's just the one swan, actually
when_music_hits@reddit
Cool story
Urist_Macnme@reddit
The polite thing would be to quietly pop outside and shoot yourself. There’s a good chap.
AirlineSevere7456@reddit
Thankfully we don't do rounds at my work. People always make it wrong anyway.
heyitsed2@reddit
It's also just nice to have a couple of minutes to contemplate things whilst you make a cup of tea innit.
Rexel450@reddit
FFS grow up
LongShotts@reddit
Aint you a Joy!
doraisexploring27@reddit
Get a sense of humour
bonamoureux@reddit
Double down on this. Do the same thing tomorrow.
LongShotts@reddit
Banter Clause.
Indigo-Waterfall@reddit
I’m so glad I don’t work in an office. Is the senior manager incapable of making himself a cup of tea?!
Leading-Praline-6176@reddit
Tomorrow brews all round but be one short on the bourbons. Make sure said manager misses out
EvilTaffyapple@reddit
You should have looked him in the eye and said
“Make your own fucking brew you pansy”
Show some backbone kid. Managers love it when you push them back a bit, especially in your probation period.
Woollen53@reddit
Lol oops. "One person" turns out to be senior manager 😅
I'd maybe just grab only him a tea tomorrow and sure a donut too. Just give him it and jokingly-not-so-jokingly tell him you got him these because you got home couldnt forget how you missed his tea of all people's and make your joke about how long before you're legally required to resign... fancy it being your boss's tea at your new job 🤣🤣
Aware_Ad_431@reddit
Greggs won’t cut it; you’ll need to bring in the Krispy Cremes selection box and hope the best.
gwnner@reddit
You've just failed probation, no need to resign.
Acidphire21@reddit
Lean into it I did i stopped making teas and just let everyone make mine 🤣
(If there was only one or two in the office id do it otherwise id say sorry i don't work in catering)
eaunoway@reddit
Buy the Greggs, say three Hail Fairies and go forth and sin no more.
Radiant-Grape8812@reddit
Greggs won't work this happened in London Greggs in ineffective on posh people
Less-Firefighter2419@reddit
Sorry mate, this is punishable by death according to the
Yorkshire Tea Reformation Act of 1812
Greggs won't fix this.
I'd recommend colonising ahem expanding to new markets to show your loyalty to the crown so that you can atleast be deported to Australia.
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