My coworker's lunch | TheaterFire

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boyalien0@reddit

Six hot dogs for lunch is wild that’s like a years supply of hot dogs

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salchicha_mas_grande@reddit

Imagine eating 6 hot dogs and rice and trying not to pass the fuck out at your desk after lunch

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No-Reading-4384@reddit

How much does he weigh? I could only eat a couple of those and about half that Rice.

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FoxMcCloud3173@reddit

This shit is luxurious compared to what i eat at work 😭

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kingmea@reddit

“Sometimes I just blow through lunch and dont have any hotdogs” -this guy to his doctor

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Free_Bee_1171@reddit

Is there a sub called r/loserfood? Because there should be.

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BlanchDaddius@reddit

One of the best .gifs of all time. May I also recommend:

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ClosetLadyGhost@reddit

So u think the person in this gif/video ever randomly see this and go like "damn it younger me"

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cormega@reddit

Isn't there supposed to be a finger in this gif?

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EmploymentAbject4019@reddit

I basically just had this for lunch but it was gift wrapped with seaweed.

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i once worked with a guy who asked me “guess what i just had on my lunch break?” and i fully expected him to be like “taco bell” “a sandwich” etc but nah this guy said “7 hotdog buns.” no dogs. just buns. this is like that except the opposite lmao

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librarycynic@reddit

Combine these two and you've got a pretty decent meet-cute.

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meowmeoowwww@reddit

It's kinda sad meal, not shitty

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shameonyounancydrew@reddit

6 hotdogs is hardcore

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jakeologia@reddit

Basic filipino food 😆

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scratchy_mcballsy@reddit

Maybe in an overly-sweet spaghetti, but we have a lot more respect for food. This doesn’t even have a fried egg or garlic in the rice lol.

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1-800-ASS-DICK@reddit

yeah was gonna say it's at least one fried egg away from being a solid meal

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howfuckedareyou@reddit

I’d eat that with some banana ketchup and call it a day

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TropicalVision@reddit

I always wondered - Filipinos are everywhere but you never seen Filipino restaurants really, and now I think I know the reason why

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scratchy_mcballsy@reddit

You have to find the pocket Manila neighborhoods (Bay Area, Bergenfield NJ, parts of Canada). I think it’s more of the family/food culture that makes Filipinos cook more at home. Not to mention the lack of Asian ingredients in typical grocery stores outside of that region.

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thinspirit@reddit

Never thought about that but it makes sense.

Every Filipino person I know always offers a tonne of food whenever I'm over. They're always making and sharing food. You'd never need to eat out being in and around Filipino homes.

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unfeelingzeal@reddit

filipino food is amazing. so many saucey, soupy dishes bursting with flavor. there are some restaurants around but none close enough for me to visit often. here in socal they tend to be concentrated near the coastal cities.

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Shaw-One@reddit

Bro I was like, What’s the problem here? Haha

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bougnvioletrosemallo@reddit

Needs scrambled eggs and ketchup.

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Desperate-Excuse-110@reddit

What was shocking to me was more the 6 hot dogs. I feel like that’s a lot of glizzies

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Direct_Shock_2884@reddit

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donkeyrocket@reddit

Are people unaware that hotdogs come cooked?

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BrainDivots@reddit

Nahhhh you can see they’ve been boiled! They’ve got a little split in the casing going on, it’s fineeeeee.

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Direct_Shock_2884@reddit

That is probably from the microwave at work. They haven’t been boiled enough!

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BrainDivots@reddit

Yeah I forgot the part of the coworker microwaving them…it’s fineeee. Maybe this guy just likes the shape, not the taste. Who can say lol

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BrainDivots@reddit

Ahaha right?! This may as well be a menu item at Jollybees

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grzilla@reddit

Just needs ketchup.

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EggsMcToastie@reddit

Needs some sauce. Some siracha and kewpie mayo and it'll be alright.

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Tokyo885_@reddit

The fact that he took it out, the microwave in front of y'all is worse

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WorkingPumpkin3231@reddit

Don't lie OP, we know you are the Glizzy Gobbler.

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

Damn, caught my hand in the sausages

(I'd at least cook them before)

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

They looked boiled or something

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KillerCroc67@reddit

Yeah looks boiled then just reheated in microwave

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

They're micro-waved. I don't count that as "cooked"

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Mockturtle22@reddit

You can eat them straight out of the package. They are cooked

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Dr_Tacopus@reddit

They’re fully cooked in the package. All you need to do is warm them up. They’re completely safe to eat cold too

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RecalcitrantHuman@reddit

Nah man. Not safe. Your soul is meant to be eternal

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Dr_Tacopus@reddit

This is nonsense

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jasonloid2011@reddit

Mini bologna logs

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

I know, I know. I just find it a terrible way of eating them

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Dr_Tacopus@reddit

It’s not ideal, but they did microwave them at least lol.

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Aurius3D@reddit

That's a pretty weird distinction to make. These are oscarmeyer wieners. It's not fine dining.

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raspberryharbour@reddit

Oh look at Mr Fancy, too good for hog anus?

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Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit

Nope.. hell no XD

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johnaross1990@reddit

Bro, you just said they took them out of the microwave

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EkaL25@reddit

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IZZO79@reddit

I bet dude is in great shape.

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Ok_Zookeepergame5141@reddit

I thought you saw him take it out of the microwave...

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HellaShelle@reddit

What? And not have your hotdog lunch be fresh?!

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FlakySupermarket116@reddit

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funkwumasta@reddit

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Oops_All_Bans@reddit

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And 55 hotdogs

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_YenSid@reddit

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KillerCroc67@reddit

used to eat this as a kid growing up when i had to find myself something to eat.

If i didn’t have gout i would still eat it today.

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PrefixSuffix666@reddit

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Pretend-Meeting-8167@reddit

I know we are all joking but this would hit the spot if you hadn’t eaten for long enough, hell I’d eat this after an 8 hour shift lol

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Substantial_Cup_703@reddit

my chicken and beans was nothing

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jarious@reddit

Respect the wiener rice

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yumi365@reddit

Maybe that's all he had to eat. You never know. I got a government job and got paid once a month, which means I didn't get paid for two months when i first started. It was really rough. The dollar menu at McDonald's was my best friend 🧡.

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

I think I should've mentionned in the post that he's not struggling at all and that he knows I made the post.

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yumi365@reddit

😆 🤣 😂..It's very odd then.😂

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18hockey@reddit

Man that's like ~900 calories in glizzies alone. Probably another ~300 in rice. Bulk season or what, damn

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ForeverCrunkIWantToB@reddit

This is but one step on a journey that may take him further than you've ever been.

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inthefade95@reddit

Six shaboings! for lunch? Crazy.

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Relevant_Program_958@reddit

Needs cheeze whiz

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NikoliVolkoff@reddit

who cares? Do you have to eat it? NO, so STFU about what others eat.

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--pobodysnerfect--@reddit

Timmy, that's a lot of hot dogs.

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Sure-String-122@reddit

6 buckshots over a bed of rice is diabolical 😂

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AKSHAT-KLPDV@reddit

High sodium mechanically separated chicken 🤤

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CRK_76@reddit

Tell me you have high blood pressure without telling me you have high blood pressure

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tiny_chaotic_evil@reddit

this could only be perfected by dipping them in a jar of mayonaise as they eat them

bonus points if it's the community mayonaise from the fridge in the lunch room

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Hot-Positive-974@reddit

Sure that’s her lunch and not a “fun” break

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PrimeWaffle@reddit

Wrong time of year to be on the bulk

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TheDaveWSC@reddit

Timmy?

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Ill_Back_284@reddit

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck is that.....what 10yro packs their lunch? Better be their kid because an adult should fear that much sodium lol

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Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit

Are they half asian and half white i swear this is what i ate growing up

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

That's sad mate. :(

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Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit

No way i love it but not that many hot dogs thats too much sodium lol

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Flashy_Artichoke1480@reddit

Seasoning soy sauce on the rice, siracha on the dogs!

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MeetingPeople336@reddit

Sriracha*

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raspberryharbour@reddit

Sir Arnold Cha invented this dish

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ZebraHunterz@reddit

Ah the colon cancer special.

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2Tech2Tech@reddit

too much salt homie

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Shingorillaz@reddit

Brother getting two days worth of sodium in one meal.

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Usual-Plantain-1991@reddit

Probably more tbh

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2Braincell2Furious@reddit

1.3-1.8 days worth if they are 500-700 mg a piece.

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NeitherExamination44@reddit

I see your 2 brain cells are working furiously

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IncompletePunchline@reddit

I thought this was an off the cuff insult, then I read the usernames.

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mindbodyproblem@reddit

If they're quality hot dogs and microwaved the right amount, I'll eat a half dozen happily. The rice makes it all healthy.

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continuetolove@reddit

Do you work with my husband

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

Why did you accept to make him this lunch? T.T

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continuetolove@reddit

Lmao I would never 💀 I was just joking because my husband really likes hotdogs, but he’s dignified and uses a bun or other appropriate hotdog delivery method

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scratchy_mcballsy@reddit

Aside from a fried corn dog or hot dog on a stick at a campfire, what are other appropriate delivery methods?

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continuetolove@reddit

Sliced up and mixed into Mac n cheese?

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scratchy_mcballsy@reddit

Oh yeah good one

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Interesting_Humor434@reddit

Add some sriracha and Ill eat it

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wogwai@reddit

Police, right here.

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jxoxhxn@reddit

I've done the same but with Chinese Sausage, its good in a pinch and tastes pretty good. Hot dogs on the other hand isn't as good with rice but still edible.

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OnlyOneNut@reddit

Is your co worker hotdog Timmy?

https://youtu.be/MRh91b74zTU?si=sdQcFYDXm0xtio98

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CelestialBeing138@reddit

That is disgusting!!!! So why does it make me hungry???

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Two_wheels_2112@reddit

The colon cancer special.

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athomic74@reddit

Somebody get this man a condiment or a vegetable, both would be ideal

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CharacterCheck4478@reddit

6 glicks raw on a bed of dry unseasoned white rice... You better be nice to him, maybe he'll let you live.

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cwcam86@reddit

That rice is getting seasoned by the hot dog juices

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Gay_Void_Dropout@reddit

No. No it isn’t. That’s not what seasoning is. Learn what words mean lol.

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cormega@reddit

Cooking meat with high fat content over rice/veggies/etc isn't a new cooking concept. The fat drippings do flavor the food underneath.

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ragun2@reddit

Yeah and he could just add soy sauce right after. We grew up with hotdogs and rice. Delicious.

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cwcam86@reddit

People cook roasts over potatoes & such and those potatoes absorb the roast juice. This is the same thing. Have you never cooked before?

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Direct_Shock_2884@reddit

You don’t even have to squeeze them out the salmonella colonizes the rice itself

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EducationKey2543@reddit

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CharacterCheck4478@reddit

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SpurlockofTimHortons@reddit

I read this to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas Song. Six glicks on a raaaaw beeeed

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Strict_Substance_232@reddit

Sextuple shaboing boing and white rice combo

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vheissu419@reddit

It’s so funny when I come into this sub and hear people commenting about nutritional value 😂.

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KageXOni87@reddit

https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=fY3xGhnaJ_ajwdne

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youngsp82@reddit

Don’t need to follow the link to know what this is.

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The_Ma1o_Man@reddit

The link's already red, I know it's all just breakfast.

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SergeantThreat@reddit

“Is that bad?”

“Well… it’s not good!”

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NectarOfTheBussy@reddit

Idk like… 2 hot dogs?

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MagCatRed@reddit

There it is

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jayforwork21@reddit

Someone was going to post it....and for good reason, in a show with hundreds of great sketches, this is a banger that stands out....

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cwcam86@reddit

That's a pretty solid lunch and it probably only cost about $2.50

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ObiOneKenobae@reddit

It's like 1000 calories, with hardly any nutrients.

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

Should've added a carrot to have his veggies

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cwcam86@reddit

Those are meat based carrots my dude.

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scratchy_mcballsy@reddit

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ariamoy@reddit

that’s a blood pressure higher than giraffes bum 🤭

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MayhemWins25@reddit

So this is a desperate cry for unionizing to demand higher wages

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

We're unionized and we make 50$/hr

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Familiar_Childhood32@reddit

That is, conservatively, about 1000 calories just in the hot dogs alone.

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scratchy_mcballsy@reddit

I’m more worried about the sodium levels.

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BobWat99@reddit

Soy sauce, lard, and a fried egg would make this so much better!

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peva3@reddit

Colon cancer speedrun.

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ult_twice09@reddit

2-3 is usually the right amount for me for lunch, but at least I cook it on a pan. 6 is just…. 💀

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Acting_Brand_Nubian@reddit

Divorced?

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

His girlfriend made it for him, she wanted to give him normal hotdogs but he wanted a bed of white rice instead

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OverlordSI@reddit

6 hotdogs: 6 x 150 calories = 900 calories 1.5 cups of rice = 1.5 x 200 = 300 calories.

1200 calories is a pretty big lunch.

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DankStew@reddit

Why can’t he just tape them all to his body like a regular person

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ChefSnackhole@reddit

I've been staring at this for two minutes trying to figure out which ingredient was the afterthought

the rice is what gets me. that's preparation. that's planning. this was premeditated.

this is the lunch of a man who has already decided how the rest of his week is going to go

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OkPhilosopher4589@reddit

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snuggly_cobra@reddit

So? Maybe he has child/spousal support to pay, or a kids student loans. Or a sick parent. We’re all not living with our parents or rich enough to afford “better food”. FFS.

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

We all make the same salary, he's also a landlord and he brags quite a lot about his crazy purchases. He ain't struggling at all, I wouldn't laugh at someone who's struggling. Also he knows I took the picture and post it online, he's laughing at everyone's comments.

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snuggly_cobra@reddit

I see. Ok. Great.

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smartlog@reddit

Pretty basic for Asian people. Add some fish sauce pepper to that.

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oxJoKeR6xo@reddit

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iwantahouse@reddit

What’s a hot dog bowl?

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Nickolas_No_H@reddit

We both eat like poor Koreans. I have to buy my rice by the sack at this point. Too much winning

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whirlydad@reddit

He's got that dog in him!

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AttorneyAvailable603@reddit

Sausage party for one

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Honey-and-Venom@reddit

LOL he got you good

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Alarmed-Idea2322@reddit

By any chance is your coworker of Asian descent? We put hotdogs in everything when there’s no other meat available…ramen, fried rice, soups, stir fry, and over plain white rice.

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Lonely_Key2629@reddit

Man dinner

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Shards_of_Idiocy@reddit

just a regular tuesday for me

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carthonasi56@reddit

Is he filipino? I eat this alot but only like two hotdogs. 5 is insane

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BrainDivots@reddit

My thoughts immediately haha. I’m always jealous they have a decent lunch on those days I’m surviving off an energy drink and granola bars. I’ve never seen my guys packing a sandwich or the like. Always left overs or sausages and rice. Hot dogs not necessary, just meat in tube form of some sort lol.

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

There's 6, and no, he white af

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carthonasi56@reddit

He might have filipino wife or girlfriend that made this for him

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

Nope, still white af

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milk3njoy3r@reddit

Can't ask for more

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Plenty_Lifeguard_752@reddit

This the guy?

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letstalkaboutfeels@reddit

ai was a mistake

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timmyx2times@reddit

6 glizzies on a bed of rice is absolutely crazy work. Diabolical.

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BrainDivots@reddit

The people I’ve seen that eat this way everyday are some of the more well off people I know haha or maybe this guy just likes glizzies for the shape, not the taste.

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MadamVoid@reddit

Omg 😭😭😭😭 he could’ve chopped and sautéed them with onions and peppers (a bitof ketchup to coat them)

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Imcookin92@reddit

Are they Asian? Did they eat it with sriracha?

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AkijoLive@reddit (OP)

No, as white as he can get

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BrainDivots@reddit

Does he have Filipino friends? This looks like something I’d see my buddy’s bring to school or work, or I’ve seen a lot of spaghetti and cut up hot dogs at the birthdays, BBQs etc. Some of the best food I’ve ever had were at those parties. Whole roast pig? Yessssss please!

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