Why are rugby boys always wanting to get naked?
Posted by HouseReedLoyalist@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 179 comments
Don’t know if it’s a British thing or if rugby boys globally are also always getting their kit off, but still - why do rugby players seem to always want to get naked at the drop of a hat? Is it part of their culture lol
mrafinch@reddit
“Yesss maaaatttteee, Jonty last night was absolutely blottoed! He got naked and pretended to be a girl for the boys! Can’t lie, I got off with him as well… was pretty drunk too, to be fair!”
How I imagine rugby lads talk to each other
iffyClyro@reddit
Sounds about right.
OK_TimeForPlan_L@reddit
Hopefully not a glass bottle
Aware_Ad_431@reddit
Holy fuck
SavageRabbitX@reddit
So I come from a working class area and went to a all boys school out primary sport was Rugby and we absolutely loved fucking up the posh boys up on the field. Playing against Prep and Pangbourne colleges was the highlight of the season , we never won a game but they always had a few lads stretchered off the pitch.
If your name was Jonty your a target. You are confusing rugby players with English Public(private) school boys
levezvosskinnyfists7@reddit
Jonty and 33 of his mates downvoted this
michaelisnotginger@reddit
oh yeah this brings back memories of playing the local state school and they would always try and snap someone's leg because GBH is Ok when it's a lad with a posh accent. What japes.
SavageRabbitX@reddit
Tbh we never went that far. mainly it was high tackles,studs up in the scrum and using Satpal a battering ram
michaelisnotginger@reddit
This is why I stopped playing flanker tbh. All fun till the team you're facing hit puberty and the weights hard and some 16 stone prop goes in for a high tackle and atomises you.
mrafinch@reddit
Fair point well made. I’m also working class as fuck and we also had homoerotic rugby lads at our school too.
There’s some dude on source of shorts of your choice who takes the piss out of rugby lads and uses Jonty as his fill-in name of choice
Splodge89@reddit
It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact. Obviously.
Literally what a “straight” man said to me while I was sucking him off. I’m a bloke
SuperPossible120@reddit
Funny story but there's no way this actually happened, doesn't it bother you sucking off a guy terrified to be seen with you?
ultraboomkin@reddit
This is like the least crazy gay story I have ever heard. I’m pretty sure every gay guy I know has had a couple of experiences with straight guys.
Also, someone exploring something new is not the same as someone being terrified of what people think.
SuperPossible120@reddit
If splodge89 was sucking off a gay bloke surely he'd say that though? But he said straight, which implies closeted? Embarrased?
New_Measurement_2289@reddit
Was he wearing socks?
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
Otherwise it's just a Bro Job ?
ImTalkingGibberish@reddit
Well did you make eye contact?
Comprehensive_You42@reddit
I have it on good authority that it's only gay if your balls touch.
lizhurleysbeefjerky@reddit
It's only gay if you fall in love
_1489555458biguy@reddit
Smh
Tirno93@reddit
It’s not gay if you don’t kiss is my favourite.
Sure let’s arrange our bodies so the amount of distance between us is negative, so long as our mouths don’t touch each other we can still wear the “straight” label…
SilkSTG@reddit
Have actually met a rugby lad from New Zealand called Jonty. This isn't far off lol
Boogaaa@reddit
A guy I know was laughing and telling a story of how funny it was that their rugby team were all "pretending" to wank eachother off in the showers after rugby training
Otherwise_Craft9003@reddit
I heard some story when at university one of the rugby team spunked into a condom and then they slid it between drunk passed out team mates butt cheeks telling the guy in the morning 'they had got off with a trannie'.
No-Oil7246@reddit
Spot on with the name hahaha
northerncodemky@reddit
Haha utter japes amiright?!
Randystarbuxx@reddit
Mangina in the showers after training is on a rota. Fine for poor presentation
Historical_Project86@reddit
You need to specify union or league. In my experience, union boys are depraved, whereas league boys just want to get leathered and ride around in the boot of a car, maybe shave someone's eyebrows if they come from the wrong county (Yorkshire).
New-Process-52@reddit
Working class rugby union clubs dont have soggy biscuit shit like posh union uni clubs
Historical_Project86@reddit
Yeah it could be a class thing, fair play. I'm comparing a union rugger bugger I knew who was from the South coast, with the mostly league lads from Lancashire who I knew in Uni.
New-Process-52@reddit
Only posh ones
PabloMarmite@reddit
University rugby players are… different.
ToriaLyons@reddit
Yeah. Big difference between union and league though.
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
In what way?
Ok_Chipmunk_7066@reddit
Union is a bunch of bording school bumboys whose parents have never hugged them and it's the only physical contact they know.
League is a small town on the outskirts of Manchester who probably never got hugged by their dad before he went down mine/cotton mill and never returned.
New-Process-52@reddit
Union has rugby clubs in working class towns that doesnt do that soggy biscuit shit
matbur81@reddit
Nah only in south England. Wales is union but same as those northern league towns in many ways.
CaptainVXR@reddit
South East England.
Plenty of working class Gloucester, Bristol and Bath supporters.
matbur81@reddit
Yes, sorry.
Chonky-Marsupial@reddit
Union is also farm boys and lads from shite provincial council estates in the arse end of nowhere in the West Country. They have similar views about public school boys though so I do get the idea it's just you might have got your its all the same down South goggles on.
SuperPossible120@reddit
I swear I've seen this exact same comment word for word on another post about gay rugby boys before
Ok_Chipmunk_7066@reddit
Only ruggers players I've known were proper posh boys from Berkshire, but I reckon you're right.
RealityisSin7@reddit
Well, I play Union and I’m from Teesside, you gonna call me posh?
Ok_Chipmunk_7066@reddit
Depends on where ein Teeside you're from, also, what about the getting hugs from other men part?
RealityisSin7@reddit
Mate, it’s Teesside, the posh places aren’t even posh. But I’m not from those anyway.
We all need hugs anyway
PassiveTheme@reddit
As a rugby union fan from Manchester, there are plenty of working class northern lads in union too
Commercial_Nature_28@reddit
There is no real distinction between the two. There's different classes playing both.
mmoonbelly@reddit
Not in the the West Country.
Pognose@reddit
I played league for 10 years, right on the border of where both codes were played. Generally yes, there were more posh boys in union but we’re just as keen to play with each others willies regardless of income
Ok_Chipmunk_7066@reddit
I don't care mate, it was a throw away joke
Hazeri@reddit
I've always wondered what the difference was - the SU I work for has separate Union and League teams, and it's not clear from their team pages
Ok_Chipmunk_7066@reddit
Union does silly things like the ruck (big pile of homoerotic touching), and a big part of the game is kick the ball and chase.
League has no rucks and less kicky chasy so plays a bit faster.
At least that's my memory of watching a lot of rugby league in 90s/00s
Hazeri@reddit
Ah, so we played Union in PE
Prize_Farm4951@reddit
Also said small town needs to start with the letter W.
WankyWarrior@reddit
Wigan, Wakefield, Widnes, Warrington, West St Helens
Prize_Farm4951@reddit
Don't forget the Wull v Wull Wingston Wovers derby
The_Fattest_Man@reddit
Wuddersfield, Weeds, Weigh Weopards from Wanchester.
Can't argue with the facts.
MattGeddon@reddit
This only applies in England. Definitely not the case in Wales. Although yes they still like to get naked and drink each other’s piss.
New-Process-52@reddit
Thats posh boarding school uni rugby shite
Normal rugby working class club rugby doesnt have that
hhfugrr3@reddit
I think this is specific to posh rugby boys. I played rugby in a shit working class town that played other similar towns and nobody ever wanted to get naked. Posh rugby boys at uni, that was definitely their thing.
New-Process-52@reddit
This
New-Process-52@reddit
Streaking is fine but the rest of that shit is posh soggy biscuit nonsense
kindanew22@reddit
Because lots of men are some degree of bisexual and rugby seems to be comfortable with that fact.
Inevitable-Cable9370@reddit
While this may be true this is not the reason why this goes on in rugby.
It’s all boys school/ boarding school culture. Most of the people who do this stuff aren’t actually bisexual.
JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo@reddit
Wait until you hear about the initiation rituals
Harrry-Otter@reddit
Rugby team at our uni was almost banned after one of those put some lad in hospital.
Splodge89@reddit
Right. Now I need to know what this is. Please enlighten me.
New_Measurement_2289@reddit
niteninja1@reddit
my uni had to ban the rugby team from the student union on campus bar. (i worked in the bar).
I was only there for one of their events which was one of the tamer ones and involved them stripping and doing laps of the bar at 10am on a sunday.
Harrry-Otter@reddit
I wasn’t actually at the initiation but my friend was.
I think the vague story was they had the new players downing pints/shots and removing items of clothing while doing press ups or something, at about 9pm at night in the January rain in northern England. Some combination of alcohol poisoning and hypothermia led to an ambulance being called.
From hearing stories of similar ceremonies from other friends, I think the above was probably one of the tamer ones.
Haircut117@reddit
That's actually pretty tame by the standards of uni rugby clubs.
omniwrench-@reddit
Yeah, the MMU rugby team had lads on their hands and knees in the main car park, dressed in lingerie
LeTreacs2@reddit
Initiation rituals were banned at my uni after a kid went back to halls and threw up in his sleep and choked to death on the vomit.
Anyone caught hazing was to be expelled
liverpoolfuckingsuck@reddit
I lived in a house share with the future rugby social sec at our uni. Was very messy.
One initiation, they made the first years strip, stick a spoon up their arse, then 1-on-1 rugby tackle each other. What this meant in practice was the weaker lads ended up landing on the spoon handle and sending it flying up their arse.
That is just one example
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
This is what I am referring to. You just don’t see this sort of thing with other sports.
SilkSTG@reddit
I mean the lacrosse team at university almost killed me liver and I was only with them for a week before I realised I couldn't drink like that.
ThePumpkinPrince61@reddit
Meanwhile the first years with the Football lads: Get to know each other drinks at Spoons.
Splodge89@reddit
Becuase football lads are all pansies. The real men play rugby. And prove they’re real men by playing with each others arse holes….
reddititided@reddit
Similar story at a uni in Wales. Initiation night, one of the English boys dressed up as a sheep (covered himself in cotton wool). Of course, someone set fire to him.
RuPaulsWagRace@reddit
Wth it being in Wales, I thought this was going in a different direction
oldskoollondon@reddit
The bit between dressing up as a sheep and being set on fire has been redacted
upsidedowncreature@reddit
How do you think the fire got started? Friction…
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
the Kings of Leon wrote a song about it
Suspicious_Diet4570@reddit
That's what the English lad was hoping for
queljest456@reddit
One of the rugby teams at my uni rented the same house each year, cycling through different members. But man the stories we heard about what went on on the 'rugby house'. Like a British style frat house on steroids.
Suitable-Tough5877@reddit
Lots of people saying it's sexual, but I think it's really an infantile thing .. in a good way... letting go of your inhibitions like a toddler.
blue_rizla@reddit
It’s from private boys school culture. Teenage boys with no girls around, homosexual things happen. Private school culture then defined rugby culture. Im not calling all rugby boys gay, but that absolutely is the root of it.
Any sport that is “posh” has all that “Jonty did a shot out of Toby’s arsehole ha ha ha absolute legend” stuff because the people who established the sport’s culture went to all-boys schools, where that kind of thing is sanctioned as the way it is sometimes.
Real_Rule_8960@reddit
It’s more that they’re so homophobic that they’d never consider what they’re doing as gay. All boys private schools are some of the most homophobic places you’ll ever come across.
amapofdecayingworld@reddit
Latent homoerotic tendencies
deHaga@reddit
I have a rugby friend. They have a game where they try and stick incrementally larger items up their bums, starting with walnuts.
And one where they show a bit of pinched genitals to each other and they guess whether it's cock or ball.
purrcthrowa@reddit
TBF my best mate who is a rugby boy and also loves to get his clothes off in public is also a raving homosexual (his words, not mine), so this completely true, but I would dispute the "latent" bit.
OkPhilosopher5308@reddit
Can confirm
ManInTheDarkSuit@reddit
Get on with it, you latent homosexuals!
Bottom - Pub Quiz episode. Sometime in the 90s.
Nandor1262@reddit
We’ll call it ‘Rucking’ when really we’re… Fooling the world that there’s nothing sexual about a ball shaped like a giant testicle being grabbed at by enormous men.
https://youtu.be/aTpXymuwxNs?si=IS5e9bfX-kjBrclh
Suspicious_Diet4570@reddit
Who are all trying to get hold of each other and piling on top of each other.
i_choose_number_3@reddit
Unexpected Dead Cat Bounce
PuppyGirlRya@reddit
They've seen Captain Kirk fight too many times and desperately want to ripe their uniforms off.
sunnybergelmir@reddit
I think, sometimes, one of the better decisions I ever made was quitting rugby before uni, and then picking it back up at 25. Blissfully missed out on all the initiations, shenanigans, socials, and awful shit you hear that I would never have been able to tolerate. The extent of a social at my local club now is something like everyone wearing double denim and going for a pint - nothing crude or awful at all.
kippechard@reddit
Here's an educational video to outline the basics of rugby culture, courtesy iof Harry Enfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjJLWOuuJwM
NegotiationWitty6921@reddit
In currently at uni. The rugby lads are a different breed. One of them is currently suspended and have lost the team all their sponsors. Why?
The team were electing a new vice president, and they are required to send a video of some kind to promote themselves. This guy took a video of himself rimming another rugby player whilst having a carrot shoved up his backside. And I swear I'm not joking
Natf47@reddit
No fucking way...
NegotiationWitty6921@reddit
Yes 🥲🥲
Acceptable-Can-2062@reddit
is that NTU init😂😂
NegotiationWitty6921@reddit
Yep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
adreddit298@reddit
Who doesn't want to be naked? Being naked is great.
Fit-Replacement-551@reddit
High testosterone game leads to higher levels than most which possibly leads to being hypersexual.
I once was in a scrum (prop) and the guy behind me reach down and yanked my nuts.
It was painful and terrifying
CarpetGripperRod@reddit
I stopped playing before uni for the very same reasons, and shifted to cricket. Tight-head prop for the school and openside flanker for our town.
In another thread a month or so ago, I vaguely alluded to "the peanut game". We paired up, and each would see how many salted peanuts could be, err, placed under our respective foreskins. The loser in each pairing had to, naturally, eat the nuts. No hands.
Digger__Please@reddit
The old squirrel grip. I’ve never played a game of rugby and even I know that one.
gerrineer@reddit
You shouldn't be doing gcses in a scrum someone will yank your nuts.
Frequent-Contact-645@reddit
Everyone is a bit scared first time around
Fit-Replacement-551@reddit
Lol. It was the first and last time
strum@reddit
They're not called Rugger Buggers for nothing.
-adult-swim-@reddit
If you want to know if its a more global thing then askuk might not be the best place for it. However, as a former rugby boy, getting naked is hilarious, to me at least, although ive curbed it in my later years.
Commercial_Reward_78@reddit
Therein lies the problem. Rugby boys find nudity hilarious. For the rest of us, it’s merely a state of being… for them, a way of life. Along with public masturbation, urine-drinking and pushing Mars bars up team-mates’ anuses. And yes… I’ve seen all this in real life.
-adult-swim-@reddit
You may well have seen those other things, but they're probably on the extreme end of the scale, I certainly never saw public masturbation or the mars bar situation. The urine drinking thing, yes, but it wasnt a rugby situation, it was army guys. I think the issue is more of an alcohol and young men problem.
Commercial_Reward_78@reddit
To clarify, I played state-school rugby from the age of 7 up til the end of 6th form. No “hoorays” involved, because we didn’t have any… it attracted bad lads & nutcases, so we indulged in thuggery rather than the more outré practices I saw at university. I played only to intra-mural level there, but had a couple of friends in the 1st XV… It was a completely different crowd & vibe altogether to what I was used to. Not for me at all.
NotAProperAccount3@reddit
Because they love getting naked... Source, former rugby boy.
Also it is intergenerational and international.
As someone from a family of rugby players I remember my younger brother coming back from one of his first bus trips as an adult and saying 'Things got a bit weird' and I and my dad just looking at him and going "Did everyone get naked?' and he was like 'Yes, how do you know?'.
YQB123@reddit
You haven't addressed why though.
NotAProperAccount3@reddit
See first line. There's not really much more too it then that, would need a psychological deepdive I'm not capable of!
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
From what I can gather, the clothes come off the moment the bus embarks lol
JBSven@reddit
It did on literally all the bus trips I went on with rugby.
YQB123@reddit
But... why?
JBSven@reddit
I can't explain.... You win a big game away, you get on the bus, have a couple beers and suddenly you're all helicoptering to dolly partons 9-5.
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
Amazing
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
What a way to make a living...
NoddyNodderson@reddit
Beautiful work good Sir.
eggs_and_ham_i_am@reddit
Because some parts or people in society have less hangup about being naked than others.
burtsarmpson@reddit
And drinking each others piss etc
Cute-Quiet6535@reddit
There's a big difference between being comfortably naked around your team mates after a game versus some of the weird shit I saw at college level. It really scrambled my brain to see these guys loudly claim to be straight but simultaneously make no secret of the bants they had playing a game of limp biscuit the weekend before.
B0b_Howard@reddit
"limp biscuit"?
Surely you mean "soggy biscuit".
oneyeetyguy@reddit
Limp biscuit is where you have to wank over a picture of Fred Durst and the last to finish has to sing the entirety of My Way to the now limp Polaroid print.
RiceeeChrispies@reddit
you have to let it all come out
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
Wasn’t judging - just curious
MuggedOff@reddit
Lots of comments in here making it out to be a gay/bi thing…
Speaking from 15 years of 1st team rugby at club level I wouldn’t say it was a sexual thing it’s just pushing boundaries with mates. Creating memories and stories that can be told at the bar etc. that everyone can laugh about, but that’s just my personal perspective. Rugby’s one of those sports where you really do put your whole body on the line for your mates and that can build some great bonds.
Uni is a different level. Whilst I personally didn’t play at Uni the stories I’ve heard indicate that’s pushing boundaries to a much bigger degree. Maybe something about being away from home for the first time? Either way the Uni culture never appealed to me, you’ll find a different experience at club level which is a lot more relaxed.
CarlosFlegg@reddit
The majority of male athletes have high levels of testosterone, that naturally makes people competitive, that is why they are good at their sports, but that competitiveness isn't always consciously targeted. This isn't necessarily a negative thing, and is actually usually quite positive.
The majority of team athletes have a very close dynamic, where they aren't just playing a sport together, they are a tight knit friend group, all friend groups and relationships of any kind contain some amount of peer pressure. Peer pressure isn't always a conscious choice, in fact usually it is very subtle. Again, peer pressure isn't always negative and can be quite positive, society depends on some amount of peer pressure to create a cohesive community of people with shared morals and goals.
Mix that higher than average subconscious need to compete, with higher than average levels of peer pressure, and men will do stupid shit to impress each other and establish a place in their miniature hierarchy.
As long as they aren't out starting fights or dragging other people or groups into the silly games, I don't see a problem with it, it can have a lot of positives in terms of team building and camaraderie, which helps them perform better on a personal and cohesive team level.
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
Thank you for the thorough response!
MooMorris@reddit
I'm a rugby player and its a few things. Firstly university rugby isn't like club rugby the majority of the time and tbh has a lot of stuff that club rugby really looks down on, such as excessive initiations and overly sexualised or dangerous activities. Universities and the RFU are cutting down on that heavily though, as they should be. My clubs 'initiation' is you stand on a chair after your first match and down a pint, which is pretty standard for most clubs.
Secondly it's a physical sport, its effectively a fight, and one where you need to have your team mates back. It requires much stronger bonds than in most other sports because you are going out there and hurting yours & other people every game, every tackle, every maul, breakdown, scrum etc. As part of this you do just get more comfortable around each other and have a different kind of relationship.
Thirdly it requires a decent degree of confidence to play rugby because its physically very tough, this typically attracts more confident people that will do more unconventional things. Not everyone is and equally not everyone is expected to get naked.
I'll admit I find it funny when people get naked and do stupid but innocent stuff. So long as it doesn't involve any unwitting bystanders its a bit of silliness in an all too serious world.
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
Appreciate the comprehensive answer!
Top-Cat-a@reddit
I don't know if its purely a Rugby thing. Most sports had team showers with no privacy so dressing room nudity has always been a thing in both UK and US team sports.
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
idk I’ve played team sports and used communal showers all my life. I feel like with rugby there’s a level of nakedness beyond the showers, that’s mainly what I’ve referring to, if that makes any sense
MayoDwarff@reddit
Why do you care? They’re having fun
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
??? Literally zero judgment
Sutraner@reddit
Because people don't take shit as seriously as you lot do?
It happens in any crowd that is more outgoing, on the uni skiing trip we did a run down to the bottom naked because it was funny.
There's nothing deeper about it
HouseReedLoyalist@reddit (OP)
Never said I took it seriously or even thought it was bad - simply curious
ArchivalTea@reddit
Closer to apes than the average human, so clothing feels unnatural to them.
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coelakanth@reddit
Used to house share with a student rugby player. Can confirm when he was drunk he'd get his cock out and wave it about.
Toffeemade@reddit
I went to a rugby school. Most obviously is bloody dangerous (boy broke his neck and was paralysed few years above) and completely unsuitable for children. In my experience it sustains perpetuated by latent, repressed and closet gays many with paedophilic tendencies. As a pupil I was just one of a number of victims of sexual assault by sports staff in the school.
feeb75@reddit
Nah Kiwi Rugby heads like to do it too
fravbront@reddit
From my experience of playing on teams with loads of nationalities, it is primarily an English, welsh and aussie thing. Posh in the case of the Brits, i don’t know about the aussies though
BellendBuilder@reddit
Not always posh for British. I was like this as an English rugby player and I grew up in a council estate.
We knew the other team were decent if A) they were posh or B) they all had matching socks 😅
BellendBuilder@reddit
Rugby players and military love it.
Of which I can say I’ve been a member of both 😅
Shitelark@reddit
r/rugbyboys ? no? how about r/rugbylads ? ohh
Ill-Coast-8328@reddit
It's a private school thing. No girls and the f*going system.
matbur81@reddit
Yeah, a lot of people 'in the closet' for sure. Heard so many stories and thing in any other context, you'd be calling that behaviour gay (not that there's anything wrong in that of course), but I do think there's a lot of masking behaviour in rugby.
Certain_Pineapple_73@reddit
As a rugby player it’s just… part of the culture. For most teams it’s just a intimidating/ fun display of camaraderie, but of course some take it too far at uni especially.
SavageRabbitX@reddit
Because they've all seen each naked in showers anyway so shame and embarrassment is already gone. And because rugby players are just built different. My Uni rugby team did a tour in Romania just after the Soviet Union collapsed it was absolute carnage 6-10 pints,40 fags and a gurner every night,clubbing until 2 every night then in for training at 8 til 12 then back on it for 10 days straight with 3 games with local teams
4321zxcvb@reddit
Gurner?
SavageRabbitX@reddit
Ecstasy pill
sitting_not_sat@reddit
legends!
Mad_Bungee_Hill@reddit
A former colleague of mine was a rugby player and also a married heterosexual man. Once, in casual conversation, I told him I didn't understand the appeal of the sport.
He gleefully explained to me how much fun the lads have peeing on each other in the showers after matches.
Nice_Economics4465@reddit
Quick story about the Rugger boys 😂 Was away on a golf trip year before last. 16 of us. We were booked into a dining hall at the golf resort. When we arrived for dinner after our round the hotel profusely apologised as they had double booked us with a Rugby squad. No problem for us we said we would share as long as we have our table and food. They were on one side and we were on the other. They finished their meals first and then preceded to get one of the guys up on a little stage. They all then spat on a silver tray and then made the guy on the stage drink it 🤷♂️ I’ve never seen anything like it in my life 😂🙈 I went to the toilets a while later and bumped into a couple of them and I couldn’t help but ask them what the fuck was wrong with them and why they were doing it. Not one of them could give me an answer 😂😂
Skanedog@reddit
I mean if I looked like that Id wanna be naked a lot too.
LizardBottom@reddit
Hey hey, they don't always get naked..... They also wear women's clothing
abfgern_@reddit
They play a game that primarily involves wrestling on the ground and sticking each others heads up their arses why do you think?
Chonky-Marsupial@reddit
hmm yeah, my rugby playing lad is usually down to just his pants (if we're lucky) within about 5 minutes of getting in the door. Fuck knows what he's like on a night out.
VeryTrueThing@reddit
I never got randomly naked as a rugby boy. Maybe why I never played for the first team lol.
But I did once take part in dancing the can-can in the middle of a thunderstorm.
thebarnsleymat@reddit
Then back for a game of soggy biscuit and drinking each other's wee.
Emotional_Butterf1y@reddit
What do you expect when they play a game that involves putting their head between other men’s buttocks in large groups. They all have cauliflower ears due to inbreeding.
iffyClyro@reddit
They also shove pool cues up each others bums.
Very strange lads.
gummibear853@reddit
Who goes on a stag do to the clubhouse of the rugby club they play for? At least go to, I dunno, Dundee or something.
Swamp_Donkey82@reddit
What do you expect when one part of the game involves men putting their heads right next to other men’s butts and making a grunting sound
BoysenberryTiny8138@reddit
Welsh and posh English people play rugby, the type that go to all boys schools…some sus shit happens there lol
Fantastic_Tomorrow53@reddit
👉🏻👈🏻
VegetableMix3751@reddit
Underage scrum rings shape their future sexual tendencies
Alternative-Fox-7255@reddit
Rugby isn’t gay! Rugby ;
bestorangeever@reddit
Just how it is, they act similarly to the military too
Training_Ad_2014@reddit
It’s fun
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