anon DOES WHAT IN SHOWER?

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

Posting anything to this sub should automatically subscribe you to all your local mental health advocacy groups by default.

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Ambiguous_Shark@reddit

Same should be true for subscribing to any iteration of Rushia. Girl was a pile of red flags even before she went off the deep end and got fired from hololive

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

I'm happy to be able to honestly say that I have no idea what any of that is.

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

No joke, I use r/greentext like a pair of shades that let you see the eclipse without blinding yourself.

It shows me the funny parts of 4chan without have to wade through threads of non-stop racism, gore and straight up illegal porn. These people are fucked.

So when I see anon is way into some obscure fandom, I can be reasonably sure that it's probably awful in the "it's not as bad as you think, canonically she's 900 years old" kind of way, and I just make a note to not look into it.

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simon-or-something@reddit

I find stories where you get invested / attached, only to be snapped back with a song lyric, quite amusing

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

Those are always good. My personal favorites are the unhinged Dumbledore/Uncle Ben/Obi Wan posts.

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simon-or-something@reddit

Yes it’s like reading an unhinged comic strip, those are nice as well

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IANVS@reddit

She had a history among JP netizens long before she joined Hololive, lol.

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Top_Boysenberry_6552@reddit

"Top 1% Commenter" checks out

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Reading_username@reddit

Haha yeah what a loser...

cough

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Look at him and... Laugh... cough cough

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

he is JOHN REDDIT

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UncleKeyPax@reddit

Do not kill his Kermit meme

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

I don't deny that I'm here with my popcorn watching this debauchery unfold. I just think that when we're done laughing at anon, he should actually get help. It's the least we can do.

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Reading_username@reddit

How are you a 1% commenter and still think that the 4chan anon and reddit anon are the same person?

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ExcitableSarcasm@reddit

Real shit

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Crazy_Elevator_3558@reddit

gif

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noupvotespls@reddit

Real and gay.

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thr33beggars@reddit

This is gay?

Sometimes I have similar fantasies where I lay on the shower floor and pretend my ass and mouth are full of cum, but instead of crying, I am elated. I like to pretend that I’ve just been used by an entire minor league baseball team, and they just lost a close game and are taking out all their frustrations on me. I’m talking load after load being stuffed into my ass, and so much cum in my mouth that I feel like I’m being waterboarded. I lay on the shower floor and the only sadness I have is that this fantasy of mine won’t ever happen (because I don’t have the stamina).

You gonna tell me that’s gay too?

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Blasphemiee@reddit

Also real also gay

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thr33beggars@reddit

I mean, I guess.

I know everyone is a little gay, since gayness is on a spectrum. On one end are the people who are absolutely in love with sucking cock, and on the other end are people who only somewhat love sucking cock, and everyone in the world is somewhere between those two extremes.

So I guess everything is a little gay.

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Ardalev@reddit

is on a spectrum

A gay spectrum

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SturmGizmo@reddit

That's not a spectrum, that's a rectum.

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Low_Abrocoma_1514@reddit

is on a spectrum.

Really gay

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ElefanteOwl@reddit

Especially since that spectrum is on one end, reluctantly sucking cock and the other end is enthusiastically sucking cock.

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LudicrousStead@reddit

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AlastorHawk@reddit

I cant believe someone were able to make something good out of this

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Ok_Toe7278@reddit

Nah king, nothing gay about a bunch dudes hanging out 🤙

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Shoelesshobos@reddit

When you do it we consider it straight and real don’t worry

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BLZNWZRD@reddit

Its Monday and Im already done with this week.

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wyro5@reddit

Why only minor leaguers? I feel like you’re selling yourself short buddy.

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DaBigMekBoss@reddit

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Dis ain' it, Boss

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StandardN02b@reddit

Dis ain't green and mean, boss.

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YoungDiscord@reddit

No its imaginarily gay

Like the cum

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November-Snow@reddit

Sounds pretty heteronormative to me.

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NAPA352@reddit

The last part about the stamina is actually very introspective.

Maybe you could start doing some light cardio and try to get your stamina in a place that you could fulfill your dream.

Or start maybe with a weekend softball team instead of a minor league team.

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King_Bean_@reddit

Little league

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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

gif

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Lol_A_White_Guy@reddit

Fellas, is it gay if you have sex with women? I mean, they have vaginas. And dicks go on those, and that’s gay.

If you think about it, having sex with women is about the gayest thing you can do, so really Anon here is straighter than anyone.

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The_Noremac42@reddit

Autogynephilia is wild, man.

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I9w0s@reddit

The last sentence kinda caught me off guard, lol

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For_The_Emperor923@reddit

Sad but true

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itwontcomeout123@reddit

wtf

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DedOriginalCancer@reddit

anon is... an empath?

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Lone-Frequency@reddit

Stopped reading after that second line tospare myself.

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DeadbyDinosaur@reddit

Who is rushia?

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FrazzleFlib@reddit

jp hololive vtuber

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imPyron@reddit

former

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ConnorOfAstora@reddit

It's not?

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imPyron@reddit

Well at least not imo. The worst one of all time for me is still the post about some guy fucking Subaru's heart hole. Though now that I think about it idk if that one originates from 4ch

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ConnorOfAstora@reddit

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Her heart hole?

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FoxCQC@reddit

This is a true ally of women

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dragoslayer1327@reddit

All this, and the pic he chose was rushia hentai. Why? He could've just used a normal piece of fan art, or a screenshot of a stream, or one of those model schematic things, but he specifically chose a lewd pic to go along with that. What the fuck man

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ChonkyUnit9000@reddit

Peak 4chan

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frontlinejohnny@reddit

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eat_my_bowls92@reddit

In anons defense, he never said he was straight.

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_SomeRedditUser@reddit

Fake and gay

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SnapHackelPop@reddit

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No-Play2726@reddit

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LudicrousStead@reddit

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wimpetta@reddit

It's not green, but I'll allow it.

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tigertoken1@reddit

Thank you for allowing it

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Admirable-Ad-5026@reddit

There's green on the anonymous so it's a green text

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bearamongus19@reddit

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Dash_Nasty@reddit

Fake, anon took a shower. Straight, anon imagined sex with a woman.

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

Straight, anon imagined sex with a woman.

anon is a woman

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seanthebeloved@reddit

Rule 30

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Dash_Nasty@reddit

No dicks involved, least gay thing in existence.

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Prancer4rmHalo@reddit

😂😂

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SmaugRancor@reddit

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sharpshot899@reddit

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Moore2257@reddit

At least he's sorry...? Though I can't really tell what he's trying to prove or say.

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IMrFreemanI@reddit

cat

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Low_Abrocoma_1514@reddit

That's the most normal behavior I've seen from 4shan posts

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Tortoise_Knight@reddit

That's an all time classic from /vt/

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DuckLIT122000@reddit

Okay buddy

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imPyron@reddit

hololive

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rabadelap@reddit

"all men are animals"

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

except him ofc

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Talos-Valcoran@reddit

He’s rushia, duh

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Here4th3culture@reddit

It would be weird if you didn’t do this

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itsthehumidity@reddit

Not only weird, but deeply misogynistic.

If you're not doing this then you're not providing women the minimum level of support and solidarity they deserve.

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CaloricDumbellIntake@reddit

Literally bare minimum

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Ruben0415@reddit

I do this all the time. Men are animals.

I'm 6'2 btw.

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QuinnAvery89@reddit

Extremely.

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No-Step6820@reddit

W h a t t h e F u c k

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Foolishly_Sane@reddit

He needs some extracurricular activities.

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Fluffy_History@reddit

Anon needs to sea kelp.

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ILoveEnverHoxha@reddit

Its my fault to continue to read after the conclusion of the first paragraph

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Deep_Combination8261@reddit

I hope that you know you could've said something racist instead of posting this?

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

nah i have ascended beyond that

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Deep_Combination8261@reddit

Then do it in japanese or something other than english

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

i refuse

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Deep_Combination8261@reddit

Fuck you mean nuh uh?

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

alright read this

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Deep_Combination8261@reddit

This is all i can offer in response

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

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Deep_Combination8261@reddit

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

What a horrible day to have eyes

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Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit

Man this post is doing numbers.

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Quirinus84@reddit

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PhantomCruze@reddit

This reads like a tumblr post of a radicalized psycho. Which is interesting how there's so many parallels between tumblr psychos and 4chin psychos

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WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit

Male internet psychos vs female internet psychos

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azawindam@reddit

So roleplay in the shower, basically.

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Oh, this one. Again.

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Hell fucking yeah, Claw Brother

(life is not but pain amidst the Night)

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

https://i.redd.it/ewt8icokdzug1.gif

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HikeMyPantsUpJohnson@reddit

My bad for opening reddit

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ronshasta@reddit

There used to be places for people like Anon

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

I upvote basically every post in here but Jesus fucking Christ

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ExpensiveBlood666@reddit

A classic.

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Ubera90@reddit

Hey at least he's showering

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BowlsDeepRamen@reddit

Anon is average anime enjoyer

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iMayBeABastard@reddit

I usually go to 4chan for my Gay Erotica Fix. But this was just depressing for some reason 🤔

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TheDestroyer630@reddit

It's fine, rushia is a whore

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Senior_Independence4@reddit

Bare minimum if you wanna be a male feminist

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assassinofnames@reddit

This should be tagged NSFW.

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MetallGecko@reddit

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ZZTMF@reddit

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Hovris1912@reddit

Not the worst thing I’ve ever read.

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MrBingly@reddit

I was prepared to dismiss this as just having a strong imagination and a strong empathetic sense. Then I read past the first few lines...

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manbich@reddit

You know what my night was going really good and now I want a buckshot sandwich

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Ranarr_blunt@reddit

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RationBook@reddit

I normally just sing a song.

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Friendly_Respecter@reddit

honestly kinda messed up, do you hate women or something?

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Bad_Routes@reddit

Another win for the blind.

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ReallyTeddyRoosevelt@reddit

Just an FYI but the blind are on reddit. They have tech nowadays for that. This chick loved King of the Hill so I watched her favorite episodes with her while I was telling her of the physical comedy she was missing. Probably the only good thing I have ever done on reddit.

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