anon DOES WHAT IN SHOWER?
Posted by Brave-Influence7510@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 152 comments
Posted by Brave-Influence7510@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 152 comments
thatweirdguyted@reddit
Posting anything to this sub should automatically subscribe you to all your local mental health advocacy groups by default.
Ambiguous_Shark@reddit
Same should be true for subscribing to any iteration of Rushia. Girl was a pile of red flags even before she went off the deep end and got fired from hololive
thatweirdguyted@reddit
I'm happy to be able to honestly say that I have no idea what any of that is.
Ambiguous_Shark@reddit
Good. Keep it that way
thatweirdguyted@reddit
No joke, I use r/greentext like a pair of shades that let you see the eclipse without blinding yourself.
It shows me the funny parts of 4chan without have to wade through threads of non-stop racism, gore and straight up illegal porn. These people are fucked.
So when I see anon is way into some obscure fandom, I can be reasonably sure that it's probably awful in the "it's not as bad as you think, canonically she's 900 years old" kind of way, and I just make a note to not look into it.
simon-or-something@reddit
I find stories where you get invested / attached, only to be snapped back with a song lyric, quite amusing
thatweirdguyted@reddit
Those are always good. My personal favorites are the unhinged Dumbledore/Uncle Ben/Obi Wan posts.
simon-or-something@reddit
Yes it’s like reading an unhinged comic strip, those are nice as well
IANVS@reddit
She had a history among JP netizens long before she joined Hololive, lol.
Top_Boysenberry_6552@reddit
"Top 1% Commenter" checks out
Reading_username@reddit
Haha yeah what a loser...
cough
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Look at him and... Laugh... cough cough
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
he is JOHN REDDIT
UncleKeyPax@reddit
Do not kill his Kermit meme
thatweirdguyted@reddit
I don't deny that I'm here with my popcorn watching this debauchery unfold. I just think that when we're done laughing at anon, he should actually get help. It's the least we can do.
Reading_username@reddit
How are you a 1% commenter and still think that the 4chan anon and reddit anon are the same person?
ExcitableSarcasm@reddit
Real shit
Crazy_Elevator_3558@reddit
noupvotespls@reddit
Real and gay.
thr33beggars@reddit
This is gay?
Sometimes I have similar fantasies where I lay on the shower floor and pretend my ass and mouth are full of cum, but instead of crying, I am elated. I like to pretend that I’ve just been used by an entire minor league baseball team, and they just lost a close game and are taking out all their frustrations on me. I’m talking load after load being stuffed into my ass, and so much cum in my mouth that I feel like I’m being waterboarded. I lay on the shower floor and the only sadness I have is that this fantasy of mine won’t ever happen (because I don’t have the stamina).
You gonna tell me that’s gay too?
Blasphemiee@reddit
Also real also gay
thr33beggars@reddit
I mean, I guess.
I know everyone is a little gay, since gayness is on a spectrum. On one end are the people who are absolutely in love with sucking cock, and on the other end are people who only somewhat love sucking cock, and everyone in the world is somewhere between those two extremes.
So I guess everything is a little gay.
Ardalev@reddit
A gay spectrum
SturmGizmo@reddit
That's not a spectrum, that's a rectum.
Low_Abrocoma_1514@reddit
Really gay
ElefanteOwl@reddit
Especially since that spectrum is on one end, reluctantly sucking cock and the other end is enthusiastically sucking cock.
LudicrousStead@reddit
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AlastorHawk@reddit
I cant believe someone were able to make something good out of this
Ok_Toe7278@reddit
Nah king, nothing gay about a bunch dudes hanging out 🤙
Shoelesshobos@reddit
When you do it we consider it straight and real don’t worry
BLZNWZRD@reddit
Its Monday and Im already done with this week.
wyro5@reddit
Why only minor leaguers? I feel like you’re selling yourself short buddy.
DaBigMekBoss@reddit
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Dis ain' it, Boss
StandardN02b@reddit
Dis ain't green and mean, boss.
YoungDiscord@reddit
No its imaginarily gay
Like the cum
November-Snow@reddit
Sounds pretty heteronormative to me.
NAPA352@reddit
The last part about the stamina is actually very introspective.
Maybe you could start doing some light cardio and try to get your stamina in a place that you could fulfill your dream.
Or start maybe with a weekend softball team instead of a minor league team.
King_Bean_@reddit
Little league
Lucius-Halthier@reddit
Lol_A_White_Guy@reddit
Fellas, is it gay if you have sex with women? I mean, they have vaginas. And dicks go on those, and that’s gay.
If you think about it, having sex with women is about the gayest thing you can do, so really Anon here is straighter than anyone.
The_Noremac42@reddit
Autogynephilia is wild, man.
I9w0s@reddit
The last sentence kinda caught me off guard, lol
For_The_Emperor923@reddit
Sad but true
itwontcomeout123@reddit
wtf
DedOriginalCancer@reddit
anon is... an empath?
Lone-Frequency@reddit
Stopped reading after that second line tospare myself.
DeadbyDinosaur@reddit
Who is rushia?
FrazzleFlib@reddit
jp hololive vtuber
imPyron@reddit
former
ConnorOfAstora@reddit
It's not?
imPyron@reddit
Well at least not imo. The worst one of all time for me is still the post about some guy fucking Subaru's heart hole. Though now that I think about it idk if that one originates from 4ch
ConnorOfAstora@reddit
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Her heart hole?
FoxCQC@reddit
This is a true ally of women
dragoslayer1327@reddit
All this, and the pic he chose was rushia hentai. Why? He could've just used a normal piece of fan art, or a screenshot of a stream, or one of those model schematic things, but he specifically chose a lewd pic to go along with that. What the fuck man
ChonkyUnit9000@reddit
Peak 4chan
frontlinejohnny@reddit
eat_my_bowls92@reddit
In anons defense, he never said he was straight.
_SomeRedditUser@reddit
Fake and gay
SnapHackelPop@reddit
No-Play2726@reddit
LudicrousStead@reddit
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wimpetta@reddit
It's not green, but I'll allow it.
tigertoken1@reddit
Thank you for allowing it
Admirable-Ad-5026@reddit
There's green on the anonymous so it's a green text
bearamongus19@reddit
Dash_Nasty@reddit
Fake, anon took a shower. Straight, anon imagined sex with a woman.
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
anon is a woman
seanthebeloved@reddit
Rule 30
Dash_Nasty@reddit
No dicks involved, least gay thing in existence.
Prancer4rmHalo@reddit
😂😂
SmaugRancor@reddit
sharpshot899@reddit
Moore2257@reddit
At least he's sorry...? Though I can't really tell what he's trying to prove or say.
IMrFreemanI@reddit
cat
Low_Abrocoma_1514@reddit
That's the most normal behavior I've seen from 4shan posts
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
That's an all time classic from /vt/
DuckLIT122000@reddit
Okay buddy
imPyron@reddit
hololive
rabadelap@reddit
"all men are animals"
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
except him ofc
Talos-Valcoran@reddit
He’s rushia, duh
Here4th3culture@reddit
It would be weird if you didn’t do this
itsthehumidity@reddit
Not only weird, but deeply misogynistic.
If you're not doing this then you're not providing women the minimum level of support and solidarity they deserve.
CaloricDumbellIntake@reddit
Literally bare minimum
Ruben0415@reddit
I do this all the time. Men are animals.
I'm 6'2 btw.
QuinnAvery89@reddit
Extremely.
No-Step6820@reddit
W h a t t h e F u c k
Foolishly_Sane@reddit
He needs some extracurricular activities.
Fluffy_History@reddit
Anon needs to sea kelp.
ILoveEnverHoxha@reddit
Its my fault to continue to read after the conclusion of the first paragraph
Deep_Combination8261@reddit
I hope that you know you could've said something racist instead of posting this?
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
nah i have ascended beyond that
Deep_Combination8261@reddit
Then do it in japanese or something other than english
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
i refuse
Deep_Combination8261@reddit
Fuck you mean nuh uh?
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
alright read this
Deep_Combination8261@reddit
This is all i can offer in response
Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)
Deep_Combination8261@reddit
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
What a horrible day to have eyes
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
Man this post is doing numbers.
Quirinus84@reddit
PhantomCruze@reddit
This reads like a tumblr post of a radicalized psycho. Which is interesting how there's so many parallels between tumblr psychos and 4chin psychos
WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit
Male internet psychos vs female internet psychos
azawindam@reddit
So roleplay in the shower, basically.
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Oh, this one. Again.
Absolutemehguy@reddit
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Hell fucking yeah, Claw Brother
(life is not but pain amidst the Night)
Absolutemehguy@reddit
https://i.redd.it/ewt8icokdzug1.gif
HikeMyPantsUpJohnson@reddit
My bad for opening reddit
ronshasta@reddit
There used to be places for people like Anon
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I upvote basically every post in here but Jesus fucking Christ
ExpensiveBlood666@reddit
A classic.
Ubera90@reddit
Hey at least he's showering
BowlsDeepRamen@reddit
Anon is average anime enjoyer
iMayBeABastard@reddit
I usually go to 4chan for my Gay Erotica Fix. But this was just depressing for some reason 🤔
TheDestroyer630@reddit
It's fine, rushia is a whore
Senior_Independence4@reddit
Bare minimum if you wanna be a male feminist
assassinofnames@reddit
This should be tagged NSFW.
MetallGecko@reddit
ZZTMF@reddit
Hovris1912@reddit
Not the worst thing I’ve ever read.
MrBingly@reddit
I was prepared to dismiss this as just having a strong imagination and a strong empathetic sense. Then I read past the first few lines...
manbich@reddit
You know what my night was going really good and now I want a buckshot sandwich
Ranarr_blunt@reddit
RationBook@reddit
I normally just sing a song.
Friendly_Respecter@reddit
honestly kinda messed up, do you hate women or something?
Bad_Routes@reddit
Another win for the blind.
ReallyTeddyRoosevelt@reddit
Just an FYI but the blind are on reddit. They have tech nowadays for that. This chick loved King of the Hill so I watched her favorite episodes with her while I was telling her of the physical comedy she was missing. Probably the only good thing I have ever done on reddit.
otokonokosan@reddit
I am half blind, does that count?
MonochromaticGuy@reddit
Did you manage to read the post?
otokonokosan@reddit
I threw glasses away. Currently voice typing.
MonochromaticGuy@reddit
Then U good
flipflap24@reddit
Oh how i envy them
Its_Buddy_btw@reddit
I just sob into my knees like a regular mentally distraught person, fucken weirdo anon
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Its this or you act like some samurai going through training sitting under a waterfall to fulfill your quest.
Either way, gaaaaay.
OTigreEMeu@reddit
This is the most unhinged shit I've read in a while. Bravo, well done.
PeraDetlic90@reddit
What
latedescent@reddit
What a terrible day to have eyes
gaddafis_ass_bayonet@reddit
And a pretend vagina
OhHeyMister@reddit
If this is what it takes for anons to achieve some basic personal hygiene then I support it
Top_Boysenberry_6552@reddit
b-but mom said it was my turn to repost :(
abdallha-smith@reddit
Reddit is a repost app
Milk_Bath@reddit
This is just something that all guys do
NieR_____@reddit
otokonokosan@reddit
The__Goose@reddit
This is the most straight person on the internet without any mental problems. Honestly candidate for the next GOP president.
Sherwood_RipCity@reddit
Yo wtf lmfao
beegproblemzzz@reddit
I now agree that censorsship is valid and that people who think let alone post this need to be jailed
Rockman2isgud@reddit
I’ve seen this before and I forgot he was LARPing as a blue haired twitter girl’s performative simp
Vaynes_Ass@reddit
That’s enough Internet for today