Can we persuade JD Vance to visit Serbia?
Posted by Useless_or_inept@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 145 comments
Posted by Useless_or_inept@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 145 comments
Aykhan619@reddit
can he visit my mother-in-law? I can pay double if he agrees.
NumerousDiscipline80@reddit
Why does he have elf ears?
East_Succotash9544@reddit
I am inviting him to visit following people:
as soon as possible please.
LenaLena93@reddit
Yeah. We could endure a short visit for a long term benefit.
alkorisno@reddit
Had the opposite effect in Germany when he promoted nazi party AfD. They got 20% in elections, comparred to 3% before that.
Frankie-Felix@reddit
That's because they have similar intelligence.
gladd0s_@reddit
COME TO SERBIA ŽEJDI VENS
Infinite-Math-1046@reddit
Don’t forget he killed off the pope too
ElectricalTravel5307@reddit
Or Ibrox
No-Championship-4632@reddit
It's actually very easy...
LibertyChecked28@reddit
I was abbout to say that this was false since our case of Gov. pdf featured a Buddhist, but then I remembered that he was into little boys where as the AI slop here depicts a little girl- so yea, you might be factually correct.
jhonnytheyank@reddit
Holy dark !!!
Bay_Pattes@reddit
Please come to Turkey in the next elections
Any_Table9811@reddit
Btw I don’t know Turkish election system, but for us the key was that the opposition leader knew Orbán and how the government worked because his wife was part of the government.
Also, because our current election system focuses on districts primarily for mandates, it was important that the opposition leader traveled personally to each small village and spoke to as many people as possible. Initially he didn’t have a huge budget, so he basically had a lorry, a flatbed truck, and he would hold speeches even for a few hundred people with a speaker and microphone. And sometimes you could ask questions, even if you were a supporter of the government. He also didn’t try to separate himself from the people, but talked to them directly. Of course this was also needed because most media was government influenced, especially those rural people had access to. So yeah the key is to visit rural people personally.
LibertyChecked28@reddit
Lmao, our 'Opposition' did something similar, only except they individually told every single group of Bulgarians to go fuck themselves, while alienating their 'core' to the length where even Marie Antoinette would feel embarrassed.
urhiteshub@reddit
Our candidate is in jail so I don't know how this'd work..
Super_Sherbet_268@reddit
same as our's lol 😂
TurnipAny5847@reddit
then you need a new one. wish you the best ✊🙏
Bay_Pattes@reddit
We have another candidate too but it looks like he is going to get in jail as well
TurnipAny5847@reddit
Oh shit :( i hope orban goes to jail too. Anyway, i wish you the best 🙏freedom !
Ep1cOfG1lgamesh@reddit
Özgür Özel does rallies for him every week already dont worry about it
Informal_Motor1450@reddit
the key difference between turkey and hungary is that erdogan can jail anyone he wants, while magyar had eu parliament protection. kudos to your victory, but for turkey the rubicon has been crossed long ago and only a deus ex machina can save it
Ep1cOfG1lgamesh@reddit
We also have a longer democratic tradition and a fairer voting system than hungary. Its not about whoever is the candidate anymore, they cant jail literally every opposition member.
Informal_Motor1450@reddit
2027 gursel tekin adayligi bebek hos geldin
nightmarespringgtr@reddit
Seçim kalmasın gelsin o malum kişiye senin soyun uzun yaşar desin gerisini biz hallederiz
9uYx3QemUHKy@reddit
The man is gonna be raking in speaking fees for years with the kind of results he can achieve
RasyonelRumi@reddit
Nah, our fate is written. Israeli minister openly mentions important names from the opposition, knowing that Turkish voters could be easily manipulated to vote for Erdogan. Erdogan is an Israeli asset.
apjfqw@reddit
Israel is playing every side. Thats how they always win.
Lazmanya_Reshored@reddit
Spent years arguing with my dad that the opposition is too bad to be israeli agents while theres only one person that is successful enough to be working with them. . . To no avail of course.
alkorisno@reddit
Not so sure, he promoted nazi party AfD in Gemrany and they jumped from 3% to 20%.
yamatofuji@reddit
blumonste@reddit
We need to invite him to Turkey so that he could meet our president for life Erdoğan.
Super_Sherbet_268@reddit
He visited Pakistan but still our corrupt politicans are holding onto their seats but he did derail the peace talks.
Stogor@reddit
Let’s not forget the Pope situation lol
AboubakarKeita@reddit
Hmm he killed the Pope and Trump just posted a picture comparing himself to the Pope mister Vance might be cooking something here ya know
Pillboy-Deluxe@reddit
To jesus, you mean
Vadumee@reddit
Mitsotakis vs JD Vance, who wins
gosva_redeye4@reddit
I think that next year is a very good time for him to visit and support Koulis.
cockosmichael@reddit
Τίποτα δεν ρίχνει την κατάρα του Φαραώ
Puzzled-Net498@reddit
He also touched the Pope and then he fucking died.
rmes@reddit
Hey JD come to Portugal to support this bootlicker PM too plz
Bobinho4@reddit
campaign for Radev too
Arbo96al@reddit
Send him on a balkan tour
Only-Salamander4052@reddit
Ahahaa let's do it 😆
Yar0mir@reddit
It's the mascara.
Successful-Cell-5732@reddit
he should run for president
KaramelaVatomouro@reddit
>implying that a europhile far-righter supporting the rich and the same fences against refugees is better than an anti-euro far-righter who constructed these fences in the first place and supported the rich
>implying that Vance didn't get what he and his ideology wanted anyways
ILikeFood305@reddit
Meets the pope...and pope dies.
Standard_Amount_6581@reddit
He’s “The Cooler”
Zarex666@reddit
You forgot to say thank you
pierrkirool@reddit
Didn’t he go to Greenland to try and convince them to join the US?
GianLuka1928@reddit
Come to Serbia please!!! Talk to Vucic fgs!!!
Martha_Fockers@reddit
Don’t forget after he visited the pope the pope died
This man is the finisher he finishes everything
anorthodocs@reddit
Lol, he's like Mitsotakis 🤣
RaspyRock@reddit
Visits the only real pope: francis. pope francis dies.
TermSilent4046@reddit
Oh, come on, this idiot has nothing to do with Orban's defeat. It was decided before that. Most of us has little knowlage of this guy, coming here at the end only caused roadblocks to grumble about.
Hell, I am usually on the internet, but only heard he was here when I saw the news that because his roadblock the police stopped an ambulance with a patient.
kerelberel@reddit
Reddit has become a cesspool of morons. Don't invest your energy in arguing here.
I_hate_ElonMusk@reddit
STOP SHAMING JD
FigRich2268@reddit
I'd like to introduce him to some of our politicians
harry0_0_7@reddit
This is why he’s not allowed communication with trump.
Jumpy_Ad_2082@reddit
maybe Moscow? I mean they are mates after all...
OriginalNo2873@reddit
Loser of all times
IK417@reddit
He started campaigning for AfD.
Hawk_1987@reddit
Don't forget the pope.
LongLivingTurtle@reddit
Programăm și o întâlnire cu Georgescu the Călin?
DullDust755@reddit
He talk to pope, pope dies
MrDilbert@reddit
NO, NO, CAREFUL WITH HOW YOU WORD WISHES!
I wish for JD Vance to pay a visit to V***ć and the rest of the Serbian government.
Big_Cupcake4656@reddit
He'll turn back the clock to 2004.
Comfortable-Boss-712@reddit
Please to Albania too maybe he can help us with our dictator
Antique_Ad_9250@reddit
He needs to make a full tour of the Balkans
Amda01@reddit
This guy is well sought after by nations ruled by dictators. He is in a right profession 💀
papamikebravo@reddit
The streak is just his mascara running.
TurnipAny5847@reddit
JD Vance , thanks! We are free again! ✊🙏🇪🇺🇭🇺
Environmental-Pea-97@reddit
Turkey first.
casastorta@reddit
As a Croat, I am saying keep him away from Serbia. It is good to know Serbia shoots itself in a leg constantly and blocks itself from any meaningful progress, so Croatia somehow gets to roleplay being a significant Balkan country with little to no effort 🤡
kakafob@reddit
For any future visit the outcome is the opposite of what he says :)))
FlowerConstant2809@reddit
Please come to Slovakia
Narrow_Currency_1840@reddit
Some people feel that American politicians have lost much of the prestige they once had. In the past, a visit from U.S. officials was seen as an honor, but today it’s often viewed very differently. In certain regions, such visits are welcomed mainly because other countries are less interested in engaging with the United States. For many governments, a visit from American representatives is perceived more as a burden than a benefit.
RoastMary@reddit
Can we get him to do a meeting with Trump?
TrulyJhinuine@reddit
Don't forget the last pope died after talking to him.
Particular_Ticket_20@reddit
He also killed a pope
Art_L0ve@reddit
Tease him with pictures of handsome couches in Belgrade
International-Bar151@reddit
We want him in turkey ASAP
KhailObre@reddit
The pope, don't forget the pope lol
chizid@reddit
Ever since that couch he's been fucking Up everything
captaingrabma@reddit
Hopefully he meets Trump again soon.
ProfessorDiz@reddit
Don't forget he also killed the pope lol
uQyqe@reddit
And what does this have to do with the Balkans?
caesarj12@reddit
Please JD come to Albania to support Edi Rama in the next elections
LeThougLiphe@reddit
Greece. For the love of God get him here. Get him to meet every member of the current government.
Dear-Ad1582@reddit
Don't forget about the pope who got him as visitor and then kick then kick the bucket...
Late_Secret3480@reddit
You want the Greek prime minister?He is a master in this
FootEnvironmental779@reddit
Don't forget about the pope.
Parking_Presence2260@reddit
Go prop the rep for midterms
Turbulent_Compote_63@reddit
Pope dies after his visit
zara_anwar@reddit
With or without Vucic, Serbia is a lost case
LenaLena93@reddit
Dude, you are literally from Albania.
zara_anwar@reddit
It can get worse, I could have been from Serbia
shritdejtriv560@reddit
Albania is poorer and less developed than serbia.
zara_anwar@reddit
We can agree to disagree buddy
shritdejtriv560@reddit
There is nothing to disagree about. Serbia being richer and more developed is a fact, not an opinion. Look at gdp per capita, average salary, purchasing power, HDI, investments, education, healthcare.... serbia is better in every economic and living condition aspect. Look at data from any international organisation that measures them.
zara_anwar@reddit
"serbs enjoy better economy and living conditions" yeaaa except that they have a shorter life expectancy, enjoy less political and individual freedoms, are taxed more than us and leave the country in higher numbers. But hey look at this GDP numbers or whatever lmaooooo.
shritdejtriv560@reddit
Taxed more means nothing when purchasing power is greater and when serbia has better healthcare and education. Albania has lost far bigger % of its population due to migration that serbia. You should reread my comment. Gdp per capita isnt the only thing i listed
shritdejtriv560@reddit
Taxed more means nothing when purchasing power is greater and when serbia has better healthcare and education. Albania has lost far bigger % of its population due to migration that serbia. You should reread my comment. Gdp per capita isnt the only thing i listed
LenaLena93@reddit
Yeah, I don’t think so 😬
zara_anwar@reddit
Visited Serbia and live in Albania, believe me you guys have it worse. My condolences.
LenaLena93@reddit
Oh you are a tourist.
I don’t have much desire to visit Albania, but maybe that will change in the future.
WhichEntrepreneur844@reddit
Girls! Girls! You're BOTH pretty!
LenaLena93@reddit
😂
Excellent-Article937@reddit
Literally the only more corrupt and worse country than Serbia in Europe is Albania xD
LenaLena93@reddit
And poorer too.
Successful_Egg_5233@reddit
Atp let him visit the whole Balkans
jaunmilijej@reddit
So ummm how about visiting Erdo 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
hellimeinschad@reddit
Losers keep losing.
Alive-Pollution-3428@reddit
100% omosexual repressed.
poipoipanda@reddit
Honestly, someone should suggest a world tour
SunRender@reddit
Visits the Pope -> Pope dies
thebossnier@reddit
He should visit Israel and stay longer. Didn‘t he visit the last pope?
WhichEntrepreneur844@reddit
You speak like he has the power to kill a pope
Timely-Beautiful9497@reddit
COME TO TURKEY TO SUPPORT ERDOGAN PLZ
Kranvagen@reddit
Come to Belgrade
Any_Table9811@reddit
To be fair no one could have helped Orbán, he truly made some demented choices in the last few years.
ExpatHist@reddit
Dudes a born loser.
Peter Thiels driver/bitch.
His loser pheromones literally kill people and careers.
The_Strangest_Wall_8@reddit
JD Vance revealing himself to be the mastermind after shooting Trump in 2026 midterms
Dwayla@reddit
He's literally death to everything he touches, and I thank him for that.
Snoo-15899@reddit
No, he already met Žvala and now he’s got the ick.
Specialist-Sale-7326@reddit
He also killed the pope
butwhywedothis@reddit
Send him to Tel Aviv to meet Bibi 😈
Catman_192@reddit
Yeah
Total-Assignment4374@reddit
Keep going, Vance. The cult needs to lose more
Final-Nebula-7049@reddit
yea, turkey has been on the line for 20 years, wait your turn.
ankokudaishogun@reddit
You might have more luck with Salvini, he's almost as much as dangerous and much easier to attract
bo88d@reddit
Don't forget him visiting the previous pope just days before his death
Suzumebachi14@reddit
Would be nice if he could visit Slovakia too. I can't stand putin's little bitch boys.
StamatisTzantopoulos@reddit
He's the political equivalent of Tottenham Hotspur
AdhesivenessHot57@reddit
Pope Francis also died after his visit.
makaveddie@reddit
If these couches could talk
Own_Information3154@reddit
you mean Vucic, bcs Serbia is already lost
perverteconomist@reddit
Please visit occupied Palestine
Usernamenotta@reddit
Have him and Zelensky both to meet Vuvic. Total collapse
ConinTheNinoC@reddit
Just send JD to China and Russia.
Ujemegaz@reddit
Meet Rama.
Rude-Newspaper7928@reddit
turkey first
RedScarySpectre@reddit
The grandkid of that one that shot the austrian prince in Sarajevo is still alive?
Miserable-Ground-379@reddit
Persona non grata