Happening: MEME MAGIC IS REAL and created the entire reality!
Posted by FantasticWeirdPerson@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 53 comments
Saint Obamas Momjeans is our leader. We will see various posts about the Cult of Kek celebrating it.
FrogOnABus@reddit
But for really real this time, guys! REALLY!
greyetch@reddit
You in 1938 btw
DonnieMoistX@reddit
Anyone who actually believes anything going on right now could be anywhere close to causing anything in any way comparable to WW3, is a mouth breather.
Redditors will scream WW3 anytime a gun is fired somewhere.
greyetch@reddit
Ignoring it won't make it go away
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DonnieMoistX@reddit
Yeah buddy. Any day now, I promise.
greyetch@reddit
You in 1938 after the Japanese have already invaded China, what is to be known as "WWII" has begun already
World War 3 already began. We're in it. Picking an exact date is semantics. Japan invaded China in '37, but only Asians consider that to be the start of WWII. I think that's pretty much where we're at. Peripheral wars that are going to merge into one massive conflict with distinctive theatres of war.
We won't call it "World War 3" until we're DEEP in it. We're still in early stages.
DonaldLucas@reddit
The thing is, for a war to be considered a WORLD war it has to, well, involve the whole world. So far you have two separate wars, one in Europe and another in Asia. Unless you want to imply that countries from Africa and Oceania will somehow enter these wars, I highly doubt that things will escalate to WW3.
Judah_Earl@reddit
There's still time to assassinate Churchill and save the empire!
mischling2543@reddit
Mein fuhrer the Luftwaffe is a lost cause, you need more U-boats!
FrogOnABus@reddit
You’re in 1938, and you’ve been there again, and again and again over the years. Because it feels cool and interesting.
I’m in 2026. Dorks in 1938 weren’t getting their pee pees sucked in a Costco parking lot (neither am I.)
UndeadJewedditor@reddit
what did he mean by this
Ciclopotis@reddit
It's a bit cryptic, but basically he's depicting himself as the Chad and the other guy as the soyboy.
DarkArcher88@reddit
2 more weeks chud brosky
ForumsDwelling@reddit
chudsky
TMCchristian@reddit
If you want people to believe you, at least try to make it believable.
John_Oakman@reddit
Anything above a rowboat is a battleship. Surely the news media will never lie or make mistakes outside their expertise.
TMCchristian@reddit
Can't wait for the president to share AI generated videos of USS Arizona risen from the bottom of Pearl Harbor and blockading the Strait.
Too-many-Bees@reddit
$3/gallon is about 68c/l.
It's currently €2.089/L here.
NightTripInsights@reddit
It's about to be double that price, europoor, bend over to pay for that US-Venezuelan crude that you will have to refine yourself, lol
PyroKid883@reddit
How many countries have to be involved for it to be considered a "world" war?
TheHeroChronic@reddit
And just like that, anon is a retard who forgot about the cold war and how much worse things can get and still be ok
EpicRussia@reddit
Lmfao his happening is that we're blocking the strait of hormuz (Trump announced it yesterday) and that we're invading Venezuela (already happened months ago)? What a prophet
blobkinggg@reddit
The post was (allegedly) from 2019, illiterate anon
inqvisitor_lime@reddit
Retard forgot that America doesn't have battleships
xXHalalManXx@reddit
>dubs twice
We’re fucked
AbIaZoLUTEMadMaN28@reddit
fecal_feaster@reddit
Morons on social media crying ww3 every time the US starts a pointless war against a third world shithole never fails to amuse me.
TheRadishBros@reddit
NachoNutritious@reddit
Aw sweet, a schizopost!
Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit
Meds are basically the government trying to stop God from speaking to us.
TypicalMootis@reddit
Nah, that would be the flouride in the water
Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit
But even if my pineal glans is totally calcified shouldn't I have at least one tooth?
TypicalMootis@reddit
That one is from all the sugar & corn syrup pumped into are food
AnInfiniteAmount@reddit
The last time an American battleship moved was when the USS Texas went into drydock in 2022.
Cumsocktornado@reddit
The yin yang synthesis of nothing happening and everything happening at once suggests an enlightenment of realizing there's at least something happening, even if not particularly substantial
BrocoliAssassin@reddit
i just wanna see 10 dollars a gallon for all the republicans that hate nature will start feeling the pain of simping for oil companies.
TypicalMootis@reddit
FizzyFrog_16@reddit
Nada nunca pasa
Drknss1@reddit
2 more weeks
GazTheLegend@reddit
I'd love to say "nothing ever happens" but there does seem to be a lot of shit happening
BanzaiKen@reddit
The guy rolled dubs. What he said is only factually true but misinterpreted. Those things might be happening but nothing will come of it. Newfrens have no clue how the site's chaos magicks work. You need at least a quad to meme reality through Kek.
TypicalMootis@reddit
nnuunn@reddit
Nothing ever happens
MetalGearXerox@reddit
wait so who's supposed to be actually participating then?
FantasticWeirdPerson@reddit (OP)
See it:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XrJj772czH4OPLsUZjLDwZlh6vszzcOo
Theghostbuddy@reddit
Careful-Evening-5187@reddit
SOURCE: "Trust me, bro"
Angel_OfSolitude@reddit
$3 gas
Must be nice. Most states still have lower gas costs than I had before this started.
TypicalMootis@reddit