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I had it once and it did taste super bad but not gag inducing or anything. I'm starting to wonder if me having no problem with food with terrible texture as long as it tastes good has to do with that

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xX420GanjaWarlordXx@reddit

I genuinely thought someone made some kind of peanut butter nato

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Flat-Psychology-8501@reddit

I want to send this guy some natto’s from Temu is how I feel right now

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JemmaMimic@reddit

Was thinking some rice, shoyu and wasabi, and I'd be all over that natto. But, no.

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thecomputersighed@reddit

def eaten this. probably will eat this again. add fresh tomato and/or avocado and it’s bomb

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shoyuftw@reddit

I thought these were chocalate crispies with cheese lol

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Positive_Parsnip1947@reddit

I thought it was chocolate chips and caramel sauce

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Commercial_Age_9316@reddit

Yo I’ve eaten this, it’s good. And somewhat healthy

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MoonUnit98@reddit

Thank god, I thought that was peanut butter

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culhog@reddit

Shit. I thought it was cocoa puffs with cheese.

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FKTS@reddit

I thought it was cereal in condensed milk.

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BubbaLinguini@reddit

What kinda stringy ass peanut butter are you eating?? 😭🤚

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Astronaut_Chicken@reddit

I microwaved peanut butter and marshmallow fluff together, stirred it, and ate it as a child. It looked EXACTLY like that. Boy, it hurt my stomach.

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TheDudeMaverick@reddit

it hurt cause it was bad? or because you ate so much? cause I am now very intrigued by this peanut butter marshmallow

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Astronaut_Chicken@reddit

It was definitely the texture. The first bite was nice, by the third bite I was nauseous.

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MoonUnit98@reddit

Creamy, crunchy, and stringy. It's just the lesser known type of peanut butter.

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SuspiciousOfRobots@reddit

Beans say poop, cheese say stop

The beans and cheese are raging inside me

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thechurd@reddit

I thought you were eating a Netch from Skyrim.

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Remarkable-Shock8017@reddit

I thought it was cocoa puffs with cheese..thank God it's not ..lol

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Cyanide-Kid@reddit

I got distressed looking at those strings.. thank God it's just cheese

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Not sure if this tip will help, but if you microwave the beans then stir in the cheese when you take them it will give a better texture. I'd also probably microwave then add the seasonings (stir), then add the cheese (stir).

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Doomcoomer@reddit

I suddenly need to poop

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karoshikun@reddit

good eating!!

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Fledermausmann69420@reddit

Natto. Never tried it and I'm glad about it.

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skronk61@reddit

Spider eggs?

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persnickety69@reddit

I seriously thought this was black bean natto

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shFt_shiFty@reddit

Just needs some rice, onions, peppers, chicken/steak, cilantro, sour cream, guacamole and maybe some shredded lettuce and you're in business!

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FreudianAccordian@reddit

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Talk-O-Boy@reddit

Was this gif made in PowerPoint?

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jujujuice92@reddit

Lol that MF took 5 business days to watch!

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snertwith2ls@reddit

some tomatoes or salsa as well

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Aridyne@reddit

Thought it was natto at first

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disembodieddave@reddit

This is peak shittyfoodporn content. Absolutely disgusting. Exactly what this sub was made for.

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OzzRamirez@reddit

You should have made molletes instead

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Iatemydoggo@reddit

Cheese is gonna clog you up and the beans are gonna clear you out. Unstoppable force versus immovable object inside your colon. You better hope you don’t break first.

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elleisboring@reddit

I had this yesterday! If you add some basic salsa it makes it a lot better IMO. I made a bunch for about 1.50.

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sheetofice@reddit

NATO! I love it.

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doom_slug_@reddit

Heinous

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mossberg590enjoyer@reddit

Cheese beans my beloved

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FrenchFlauta@reddit

Do canned black beans need to be rinsed?

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sir-cheebis@reddit

gets rid of excess salt, which is important so they're not too salty when you add other stuff to them

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Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce@reddit

They can be a little bit slimy.

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sir-cheebis@reddit

TWIN. TWIN I DO THE SAME THING. OKAY NOT QUITE I ONLY USE SHARP CHEDDAR AND ONLY TWO SLICES AND I ADD HOT SAUCE INSTEAD OF THE SPICES BUT LIKE. JUST LIKE ME FR.

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CatfreshWilly@reddit

I knew it would happen eventually that I see something I actually make 🤣

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OldDirtyBarrios@reddit

Bro just made a bean and cheeser for the first time? 😂

I don’t think this one applies here, I’d have mashed on that

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Critical_Training455@reddit

Holy hemorrhoids.

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AmbitiousAd8264@reddit

Nah OP this fucks and I’m gonna try it

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redditkillsbabiez@reddit

I thought this was a black bean natto at first

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terrifieddriver@reddit

Nat-to bad!

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gluten-free-pancakes@reddit

I eat this kind of shit all the time. It’s fabulous. Ugly? Yes, but delicious.

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SMOREZxBOY@reddit

Gut probably sounds like a sock full of quarters in the microwave

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Pugilist12@reddit

I think this is how Last of Us started

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Crafty_Thanks8105@reddit

Ur telling me that’s not natto ????

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blacklabbath@reddit

I thought this was fermented beans. It looks just like this.

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ActionMan48@reddit

Looks like Natto 🤮

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Ok_Percentage_5155@reddit

This is ideal.

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ThresherGDI@reddit

Looks like redneck natto.

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Alientongue@reddit

Add some rice and buy some tortilla you got yourself a burrito going.

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hollowbolding@reddit

get well soon <3

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Available_Ad_8281@reddit

Poor spider man

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millenniumxl-200@reddit

You should chew your food more. It will help with the loose stools.

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engrish_is_hard00@reddit

Id rather starve

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cooltunes186@reddit

My family used to have a song called beans and cheese when I was little

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EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit

Bless you

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akwardfun@reddit

This reminds me that a great way to have a quick and tasty "dish" is:

Plain steamed rice with cheddar cheese and a bit of soy sauce (you should try it)

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NikkiR0se@reddit

I was thinking natto but hell, I'd eat this

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Leemage@reddit

Natto remains the most disgusting thing I’ve ver eaten. I dry heaved a little when I thought OP was just going to town on a whole bowl.

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el_kabarto@reddit

Thought it was coco puff rice crispy treats. 🤦

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IvyEmblem@reddit

The Americans yearn for natto

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Far-Wall436@reddit

Cheese and coco puffs 🤒

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CunnyMaggots@reddit

I thought it was nato, but honestly sometimes i just open a can of refried beams, throw a handful of shredded cheese on top, and heat it all up. It's cheap and filling asks a good source of carbs and protein.

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Pale_Satisfaction520@reddit

What the fuck. I think even the starving kids in Africa would refuse this

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I_chortled@reddit

This looks like fish eggs in the ocean after the daddy fish blows his load all over them

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yellowflamingobro@reddit

Not too shabby, bon appetit Op

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BingusKun@reddit

Bean and cheese no-rrito

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Consistent-Menu-6629@reddit

Yum

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BunnyLady91@reddit

I thought it was chocolate cereal with caramel 🥺

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fenwayb@reddit

the beans want to rip through you and the cheese wants to bind you up. lets see who wins

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Traumagatchi@reddit

Jokes on you, cheese rips right through me too. Wait.

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The-Jerkbag@reddit

The joke is on anyone who is in an enclosed space with you. Which can include you, yes.

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Fluffy_Ace@reddit

I thought that was natto before checking the description

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Zehdarian@reddit

All this needs is tortillas

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gueroarias@reddit

This looks crappy, but it's just a bean and cheese burrito 86 tortilla tbh 😂

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LordNewning@reddit

Beans with cheese is good food.

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Ok_Cable8244@reddit

Woah, I thought these were Cocoa Puffs and an attempt to make them into rice Krispie treats.

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thehungriestnarwhal@reddit

Yum, been getting into beans lately

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Cr45h0v3r1de@reddit

I make basically this when im broke and lazy but mixed with rice and garlic powder. Its tasty, cheap and filling

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centipedeseverywhere@reddit

Would

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fellaneedahandpls@reddit

I thought this was black bean nattō, then I read the description. I’m officially horrified, but would still eat the shit out of this.

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SouthernComforter123@reddit

Mmm coffee beans and melted cheese.

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fellaneedahandpls@reddit

Black bean nattō? Looks pretty great if you’re familiar with how nattō is supposed to look. 100% would eat. If this isn’t nattō, though, then I’m horrified by whatever else it might be.

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doduotrainer@reddit

This totally looks like something I would eat...with some hot sauce

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conspicuousmatchcut@reddit

Man, if you cook a little garlic and some cumin and chili powder and maybe tomato paste or sausage bits, then stir in the beans for a minute, and then add the cheese and put it in the toaster oven? Gourmet.

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lickmybowls2@reddit

I’m sure you farted all day

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CashgrassorNopass@reddit

Not the worst thing that could be eaten

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No_Information3972@reddit

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Delicious

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