Re: Sharks testing positive for drugs -- -- so ---
Posted by overthehillhat@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 8 comments
Makes me wonder -
about those Iberian Orcas -
head butting sailboat rudders
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Foxelstrom@reddit
Is this a haiku??
interessenkonflikt@reddit
Orcas are on coke
Sea Scarfacification
Abandon all hope
overthehillhat@reddit (OP)
It's not like
I can count
well enough
to do that
indigoinblue@reddit
Yeah but do they have laser beams on their foreheads?
barefootviking@reddit
If this was a plot line of a movie you would walk out halfway through
chunklight@reddit
Drug runners on a sailboat threw bricks of cocaine overboard to evade the police. Orcas got into it. Now they're coming back to beg for more and getting angry when they don't receive it.
Dramatic-Confusion28@reddit
Can you imagine if theyre just the Portuguese coast guards answer to narco subs!
jh937hfiu3hrhv9@reddit
Coked up and looking for a fight.