Who the f put fertilizer up my nose???
Posted by Just_a_happy_artist@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Seriously, nose hair has just starting to grow like weeds in my garden….yet my hair just keeps getting thinner and more scarce….ugh
hapster85@reddit
I feel your pain. So far the nose hair has been tame enough, but the shit started sprouting out of my ears a couple of years ago. The dome started shining through years before that.
Ok_Entrepreneur_8509@reddit
I wax it. You can get a kit that has little sticks you coat with hot wax and then stick it right up in there. Let it cool, yank it out, scream bloody murder, and have several weeks of hairless bliss.
Andovars_Ghost@reddit
Oh that hurt like a mofo when I did it. I’m pretty sure one of the nose hairs was directly connected to my brain stem. It WAS nice not having a jungle up there though. The ear waxing was much easier and less painful.
Fourty9@reddit
I was scared of this because pull one out and I'll cry. But somehow when they all come out at once it doesn't hurt.
maroongrad@reddit
there are thousands of youtube videos saying otherwise ;) They have little electric nosehair/earhair trimmers, they do seem to work.
pprchsr21@reddit
The pain i just felt vicariously...
KurtStation68@reddit
My friend gave me a men's grooming kit back in the late 90s - I thought it wasn't me, too high society.
During covid, I rediscovered it as I was cleaning and now I use it: nail trimmer with, safety scissors for the nose (a nose mirror).
Also has a weird spoony thing, lint brush, shaving razor, and tweezers.
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
I think the spoony thing is for scooping out ear wax. Way more effective than q-tips.
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
That’s part of getting old. Less hair on your head, more hair everywhere else. It happens to women too.
Phobos1982@reddit
It's the ear hair that bugs me.
PhucYoCouch@reddit
Seriously. Every now & then I look and BAM there’s a 2” bastard sticking out from the depths. Not cool man, not cool.
nixtarx@reddit
Oh, is THAT what the kids are calling it now?
bluebeast1562@reddit
Nose hair, ear hair, bushy eyebrows, cannot stand it anymore.
Fourty9@reddit
Eyebrows and butt - trimmer on Amazon, use a 3mm guard
troisarbres@reddit
Do you use the same trimmer for both?
Fourty9@reddit
Yes, eyebrows, butt, then wash it. It's waterproof.
troisarbres@reddit
Nice!
Bookofdrewsus@reddit
Don’t get me started with my butt hair.
jasperdekimmel@reddit
Your butt is getting hairy?? How? No one told me about this!
LikesPez@reddit
And don’t forget the unibrow
LikesPez@reddit
And the unibrow
MaximumJones@reddit
It's from all that cocaine in 90s.
vajrasana@reddit
But the thin white Duke explicitly told me that it’s not the side effects of the cocaine
GaryNOVA@reddit
I’m sorry. From now on I’ll stay out of your nose.
maroongrad@reddit
Welcome to growing older! We ladies can use our boobs as scarves. You boys don't lose any hair. It just migrates to your ears, nose, eyebrows, back, and butt.....
iftheygivinitaway@reddit
I told my wife she'll always be able to run her fingers through my hair. It's just going to be on my back.
That first time you feel the wind rustling the hairs on your back is an upsetting day. But not as bad as the first time your scrotum hits the toilet water. I thought something was attacking me from below.
Few_Whereas5206@reddit
Hair is migrating from your head to your ears and nose.