Y'all thought it was just a parody
Posted by realauthormattjanak@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 42 comments
Turns out it's a legitimate movie, or maybe the Simpsons predicted it too?
jaywinner@reddit
Simpsons featured McBain before the movie was released.
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
So the Simpsons DID predict it. Another feather in the cap.
Aint-no-preacher@reddit
Mendozaaaaa!!!
ocarina_vendor@reddit
Damn! María Conchita Alonso was everywhere back then. She musta been the hardest working Latina in Hollywood!
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
I just remember her in Colors and The Running Man.
OskeyBug@reddit
This movie has a scene where Christopher Walken is in the cockpit of a plane, and a jet fighter pulls up next to him to order him to land, and this man pulls out a pistol and shoots the pilot in the head. Unreal.
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
Damn. Mythbusters could have covered that.
TedtheDrunkard@reddit
little Suzy's all grown up
KeySatisfaction197@reddit
I'm going to sail around the world in my boat, The Live-4-Ever.
(Shot 20 times 5 seconds later)
Addamall@reddit
I’ve only seen a clip of this where walkin shoots a man flying a plane from another plane like if they were in cars.
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
MENDOZA!!
unclestink@reddit
Wild movie. It's not good, but it's a fun watch.
Gravy_Sommelier@reddit
McGarnagle > McBain
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead!
crackedtooth163@reddit
THEY SLIT HIS THROAT FROM EAR TO EAR
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
Hey, I'm tryina eat.
Historical_Stuff_453@reddit
MENDOZA!!!!
relpmeraggy@reddit
Santa_Hates_You@reddit
You suck McBain!
relpmeraggy@reddit
MENDOZA!!!!!
CheckYourStats@reddit
Magic ticket my ass!
Eric848448@reddit
My mighty heart is breaking.
Eric848448@reddit
Hey, that really sucked.
GarminTamzarian@reddit
Processing img 30375scofsug1...
crackedtooth163@reddit
You in the red, chop chop
_frank_tank@reddit
The dreidal song was an interesting choice
LoudAd1396@reddit
I saw this one as a Rifftrax. Walken is disappointingly normal and not Walken
KDiggity8@reddit
I've only seen the rifftrax version, but the movie is hilariously bad. I love it.
BogOBones@reddit
I hear McBain and think of the 1987 movie Bulletproof where Gary Busey plays a guy named McBain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc
Eric848448@reddit
This movie was amazingly terrible. Watch it if you can find it. You won’t be disappointed!
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
On Tubi apparently.
tettoffensive@reddit
The goggles. They do nothing!
packetmon@reddit
That's the joke.
urneverwhereueverwer@reddit
MENDOZA!!!
Future-Raisin3781@reddit
There's a movie adaption of Richard III starring Ian McKellen. The setting is updated to a kind of fascist-coded early 20th-century England.
The first scene, a guy is reading in a posh library. The walls start shaking. A tank rolls in, knocks through the walls. Guys in gas masks jump out and start marauding. One of them pulls his gas mask off, whips out a gun, and starts unloading into the guy in the library. With each gunshot, letters pop up on the screen: RICHARD III.
I can never think of this scene without imagining that the title card reads "Ranier Wolfcastle is: RICHARD III"
deowolf@reddit
DustedGorilla82@reddit
McBane to base. Commie Nazis at 6 O’clock
Alphabet_Master@reddit
I watched it a few months ago. Pretty awful.
realauthormattjanak@reddit (OP)
I figured, but ran across it this morning on IMDB while looking up something else.
black_flag_4ever@reddit
https://youtu.be/vuxJzjooMQY?si=zd8KPsF7UMjRoHDh complete story.
VinylHighway@reddit
Nah I saw it years ago
sageamericanidiot@reddit
I've had an odd crush on Christopher Walken since I was a kid. Will he be the one to save us? I'm down.