What are some UK car stereotypes?
Posted by Scotsman_1234@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 528 comments
What cars in the UK portray a stereotype? Share yours down below.
Posted by Scotsman_1234@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 528 comments
What cars in the UK portray a stereotype? Share yours down below.
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
Citroen Saxo and a 15 yr old girlfriend were once a thing.
jawide626@reddit
It's now Vauxhall Corsa and girlfriend still in school.
TheAdmiralDong@reddit
I left school in 2011, a white Corsa and an underage girlfriend was the stereotype for my school years.
CaveJohnson82@reddit
We used to say that 30 years ago lol
ClassroomDowntown664@reddit
and hanging around a MacDonalds car park listening to grime music
SpectreSingh89@reddit
🤣
Fine-State8014@reddit
Was the nova before the saxo. I wonder what they drive now.
bonamoureux@reddit
I reckon Skoda Fabia or Seat something.
Diesel with DPF removed and a pointless smoky map on it so the back of the car is covered in soot.
Bossman_Mike@reddit
I had a Fabia. That is definitely not a 'lad' car and the Seat would have been more sporty.
ExpensiveNut@reddit
And a smoky MAP inside the car
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
The Nova was before it became a thing. Saxo took it up a notch.
The Nova and Saxo guys follow a couple of paths depending on finances. BMW 120D, remapped with DPF removed for the poverty guys. Lexus IS200 for the discernable middle income riff raff, and it has to be a Skyline for the successful ones.
Alas, the age of the girlfriend will remain the same🙂
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
Also when the Nova was the weapon of choice, noncery was more socially acceptable.
It's a bit of an open secret that people don't like to acknowledge.
Bossman_Mike@reddit
I remember when people used to have novelty windscreen stickers with their names on.
One side might say STEVE and the passenger side was TRACY.
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
Sadly it was
My group of friends who frequented the Romford circuit were guilty of it. The age when Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris were idols.
Noncery was always a thing. The age of the Internet finally shone a light on it.
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
It was the early 2000's when page 3 had their minimum model age raised to 18 by law.
If you have a 90s daily star in the loft there's a good chance the topless girl is 16 and you have child porn in your possession.
The papers used to print glamour shots of the girls in underwear at 15 with countdowns until their 16th birthday.
AND THIS WAS UP UNTIL LIKE 2003
Illustrious-Still132@reddit
I remember hearing that the Sun did this with Emma Watson when she was turning 16. Acceptable noncery at the time.
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
And we wonder why even still the sun demographic (white van wankers) are still famous for catcalling literal children in school uniform.
ddmf@reddit
I remember reading about some young model's virginity being auctioned off in the sport or something, must have been early 90s
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
Oof.
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
Oh yes.
You were warned about the local dirty old man by your parents but that was about it.
I remember the era that you're referring to. Again, it was sadly tolerated.
Fine-State8014@reddit
Was definitely novas when I was at school, saxos would have been brand new then.
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
Escort Mk2 in my era🙂
PM-UR-LIL-TIDDIES@reddit
Or a Capri!
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
Mk3 Cortina too
The absolute champions of the Romford circuit in my time was the RS2000 and RS3100 Capri.
Wish I could have afforded any of them.
Benjamico_@reddit
Fiesta ST… no doubt!
Brave_Assumption6@reddit
Reminder that adults over 18 hanging out with 15 odd yo teenage girls was frightingly common here as recent as 20 years ago.
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
It's now old Golf/Jetta/Passat and 15 year old gf
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
I would say that would now be a Vauxhall corsa or a ford fiesta. Saying that though corsa’s round my way are usually driven by old people
GosmeisterGeneral@reddit
Range Rovers are sold with a little piece of paper which legally means you own part of every road you drive on and can get in everyone’s way. Including parking like a pillock.
BoysenberryTiny8138@reddit
I smoked this range in my 107, it’s funny when you’ve got balls of steel in a little car and they can’t even see you only hear your exhaust and see your brake lights when you hit the end of the road
HachiTofu@reddit
Jazz drivers are usually in the middle lane going 40mph with death grip on the wheel, with zero awareness of what’s around them. Or pottering around in 2nd gear at 20mph on a NSL road on the way to the garden centre for a cup of tea and a parking scrape or 3
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Perfect example driven exclusively by anyone 70+
BoysenberryTiny8138@reddit
I’m selling my 107 for a jazz, call it a sleeper because you will be seeing me doing 1-5 in 5 seconds flat 0-60 real quick with my skills
messymedia@reddit
I'm 40 and we have a jazz 😞
I also attempt to stay close to speed limits. I guess I'm the odd one out.
AtomicKaijuKing@reddit
I'm also 40 & just bought a Jazz Sport. I love it. I also always drive at the speed limit as much as possible and as this car is still new (to me) I love how fast it can accelerate & just sticks to the road as I go round corners.
messymedia@reddit
Sounds nice. Mines 20 years old 😂
AtomicKaijuKing@reddit
It is. Mines 8 & I really hope it does last a good long while, given their reputation I'm hopeful.
Milly-Molly-Mandy-78@reddit
The exception that proves the rule.
TCaldicoat@reddit
I had one in my 20s, which wasn't long ago, honestly great reliable car, loads of boot space. Would happily get one again I don't think their rep is that bad to be honest, just an average car afaik
Potential-Pirate-431@reddit
Good cars in all honesty
Positive-Mud-11@reddit
And skoda yetis
callumatwal@reddit
Nissan Qashqai drivers also fit this description pretty well
CandyCane147@reddit
And Juke. Juke and Qashqai drivers are no different
Bossman_Mike@reddit
My mother (70) has a Jazz and doesn't drive like this at all. Mind you I do keep asking why she ignores fourth gear and goes from third to fifth all the time.
Jamz3k@reddit
It’s not that we are unaware, we just don’t care.
Belle_TainSummer@reddit
That has been replaced by Dacias in the car for the terminally doddery these days.
meadowender@reddit
They all seem to be switching to Skodas near me
ImperialSeal@reddit
That's if they're old. They also seem to be a popular car for food delivery drivers, who invariably drive like lunatics.
thefooby@reddit
Checks out. I used to be a food delivery driver who drove like a lunatic and I bought my Jazz from an old lady who probably never took it over 40mph. Great little cars.
barejokez@reddit
And the seat is tilted forward so their chin is touching the steering wheel.
kr0nc@reddit
Honda jazz is either your first car or last
SerendipitousCrow@reddit
I swear whenever I see a Jazz they're more likely to be dented than other cars.
MyOverture@reddit
Is the Corsa = 15 year old girlfriend thing still going?
CandyCane147@reddit
It’s the Fiesta ST or Polo GTI these days
SonofLung@reddit
That's evergreen
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Died down a little bit I would say. Round my way Corsa’s are usually only driven by Middle Aged/older people. Usually it’s now Fiesta ST
SCWeak@reddit
Middle aged but with a 15yo girlfriend
whodunnit20@reddit
So glad my car hasn’t come up yet 😆
Mammoth-Turnip-3058@reddit
I kinda wanna see mine... Is that bad 😂
Ambitious_Type3589@reddit
Same, i'm not saying what car it is either 😂
whodunnit20@reddit
That drug dealers drive BMWs
Mammoth-Turnip-3058@reddit
Especially with the colourful, usually a coppery orange tinted windscreen. And full blacked out car door windows.
MassiveKnuckles@reddit
I remember the days when my drug dealer drove a Peugeot 306 GTI. Lovely car. Average drugs.
Over_Locksmith9670@reddit
the worst person you know drives a nissan juke
CandyCane147@reddit
Even though they have 4 lights on the front as standard, the owners will still decide to put the fog lights on in any condition
Burning_Reaper@reddit
I don't know anyone that drives one but I did get rear ended by someone driving one uninsured. Shoes that count?
HelenWitc@reddit
A Nissan juke reversing out of their driveway nearly went into my scootering (on the pavement) 6 year old but it was my child’s fault because, the driver said, ‘it’s really hard to see out of the back window’
Routine_Ad1823@reddit
Or one of those MG SUVs
IcyKnowledge6321@reddit
around Sunderland there's a lot of jukes and qashqais because of the factory.
The question is- are they the worst because of the car, or beause they're from Sunderland?
madcow87_@reddit
I don't drive a Juke!
FitSolution2882@reddit
No, she drives a motability Merc ML thing and tears up the verge.
philsrice@reddit
nissan joke looks like the car equivalent of a gym bro
Ok_Analyst_5640@reddit
I'd say more like the car equivalent of the HR woman or middling retail manager.
Over_Locksmith9670@reddit
the 2010 mk1 reminds me of those photos of elon musk when he went swimming
Isgortio@reddit
They always seem to be parked in silly locations where I am, like opposite a junction when there's an entire road available for them to park on.
thefooby@reddit
To be fair, I think it’s partly the Juke’s fault. My girlfriend had one briefly and I found it impossible to park straight. You can’t see anything because it’s so bulbous. I’m a truck driver and it’s far easier to reverse an artic straight into a bay than a juke.
Over_Locksmith9670@reddit
a mustard yellow nissan juke never indicates and practically almost runs me over on a weekly basis when i’m crossing this particular car park. awful looking car, i hope it doesn’t actually run me over because i’d be embarrassed if that thing killed me
Sea-Statistician2776@reddit
It’s Japanese so the J is pronounced like a P.
BamberGasgroin@reddit
German cars were usually Blaupunkt, but Japanese brands used Pioneer quite a lot.
Harrry-Otter@reddit
Volvo XC90/BMW X5/Mercedes GLE = mum on her way to drop Jemima off at a school, then off to brunch with the girls and a hairdresser. Dressed head to toe in sweaty betty gear that has never seen a drop of sweat. Special move: Block two lanes of traffic while unloading.
Audi RS3 = 25 yr old Haroon. Don’t ask the finer points of his insurance coverage. Knows his car can do 95mph comfortably, and will do so going past a primary school. Special move: Multi fatality collision.
Honda Jazz = 80 yr old Muriel who only takes it to the Co-Op on Sundays. 2014 plate with 1200 miles but has had 5 new clutches. Will not under any circumstances exceed 40mph. Special move: Unexplained emergency stop.
Fiat 500 = 19 yr old Jade. Her first car. Needed it to get to her job at a nail salon. Despite her manicured appearance, the inside of it will look like a bin behind McDonalds. Never seen without a Starbucks cup, IPhone or mascara brush in hand. Special move: Rear end shunt while TilTokking
Audi A4/Tesla/BMW 3 series = 30 yr old Shaun. Got the car through work after his promotion to regional deputy vice lead of Sales and Marketing for the North East including Lincolnshire. He’s finally made it in life, he’s simply too successful now to bother with things like indicators or the inner two motorway lanes. Special move: can cut two lanes for any motorway exit.
Skoda Octavia = 45 yr old Daniel. The dullest man alive. Treats the Highway Code as a religious tome. Has done everything he was ever supposed to do in life. Last had a moment of fun since 1997, not entirely sure he wants to repeat the experience. Special move: will upload the dashcam footage to a FB page if he sees anything not up to his demanding standards.
WCastellan1@reddit
This reply is soooo badly underrated 😂 😂 😂
w1ldSeraph@reddit
Addition to the Audi RS3 - unnecessary and obligatory pop and bang "stage 2 tune bruv!"
blurdyblurb@reddit
Haha, class, got to include Lincolnshire! 🤣
Brave_Assumption6@reddit
This is the best comment. Let me add one more:
VW Passat = 35 year old Andrzej. Newly married dad with kids. Needs a car anyway as a source of pride and ownership at the advice of his father. Uses it to commute to his construction job, as well as visit the local sklep and Sunday church with gamily. Sadly because of job timing differences his wife is forced to board the red bus to the Costa.
Tricky_Pirate4970@reddit
this has me creassinnnnnnn
jawide626@reddit
Tesla are now part of the BMW/Merc/Audi "knobheads of the road" crew.
RoutineAbroad3486@reddit
I don’t understand the snobbery that seems to come with owning a Tesla, they act like they’re driving a RR
Bossman_Mike@reddit
Tesla always felt like the iPhone of electric cars.
And now the "Androids" are catching up. Just as good if not better and often a lot cheaper.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Tesla drivers just believe they're better than everyone else because they drive a Tesla. Once you realise that you understand why they drive like that.
Major_Toe_6041@reddit
I have started to notice that a lot of BMW drivers aren’t, now. The really expensive ones tend to have really good, considerate drivers. Indicator usage, merge-in-turn etc.
It’s wry obvious when a BMW driver is or is not a git.
anotheraccount999999@reddit
Dont forget Range Rovers! Ive seen some truly astounding driving from them.
ToppestCattest@reddit
New model Defenders, worst of the worst.
UnexpectedRanting@reddit
Range Rovers have always been their own category of twat
Milly-Molly-Mandy-78@reddit
And more likely not to bother with insurance.
whodunnit20@reddit
They think they own the road, pushing you out of the way whilst looking down at you from their window thinking they are the boss.
V65Pilot@reddit
Yup...and then they meet me, in my battle scarred little Nissan. There isn't a panel anywhere on that car that doesn't have some sort of damage, all caused by other people. Like the guy in the Range rover who decided driving down the oncoming traffic lane, the wrong side of a traffic island, would save him time. I think he expected me to pull over...but we met at the traffic island. He yelled and he blustered, shook his fist and even did the jerk forward like he was going to ram me ....But I wasn't going to reverse, and neither was the line of traffic behind me. At that point he got a good look at my vehicle.... so he reversed. Unfortunately, the traffic had filled the spot he pulled out of. He couldn't park at the curb die to tell double red lines....he had to back up quite a distance. I was getting nods of approval from the other drivers as we slowly headed him backwards. It was quite amusing.
WonderfulNecessary81@reddit
God bless you and all who sail in you!!
whodunnit20@reddit
I’ve been there in this aggressive situation and how they think they are boss of the road. I had a Range Rover pull straight out of a road and nearly hit my car, the woman wound down her window screaming and shouting. She used every swear word whilst doing the wanker sign, i annoyed her by just grinning at her and letting her rant. How can she be angry at me when im driving down a road and she pulls out without looking.
No_Coyote_557@reddit
Likely because she can't see over the dashboard.
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
Yesterday, i saw a barely 5 feet tall woman lunging into her Land Rover Defender 130.
mmoonbelly@reddit
My schools music teacher in the 90s was 4’6 and drove a Morris Minor. At least we think she did, normally we would just see her hands on the steering wheel.
geesegoosegeesegoose@reddit
You just reminded me I had some weird dream last night where I was driving but the wheel was really big and high and blocking my view and I was struggling to drive. Anxiety dreams are fucking weird - I haven't even driven a car in 6 years.
BirdieStitching@reddit
I dream I'm trying to drive from the back seat and my legs are freakishly long but I still can't reach the pedals.
I also dream about speeding through speed cameras and red lights and no matter what I do I can't slow down.
Anxiety dreams suck
geesegoosegeesegoose@reddit
Oh I've had driving from the back seat dreams too!
Bozzaholic@reddit
Omg I had that exact same dream a couple of nights ago. For reference I’ve just been served a section 21 and have 2 months to find a new place to live
aChocolateFireGuard@reddit
A Range Rover nearly ran me off the road once, she was in the right hand lane on a roundabout and i was next to her, and she just swerved over whilst i was next to her without any warning. Im CONVINCED she knew i was there and just did it anyway. Was absolutely fuming
ConstantineGSB@reddit
Can’t expect them to see the peasants from that high up in all fairness.
Scasne@reddit
Snigger, still my best typo, telling someone I was gunna be late to pick her up due to having to remove a pheasant from the front of my Vectra but actually typed peasant, and worst of all she didn't notice.
Brave_Assumption6@reddit
Hard disagree.
ClydeB3@reddit
Seconded. The thing that gets me is that (AFAIK) the knobby Tesla drivers have had to go into the settings and turn things off to be able to cut lanes without indicating.
Plus their lights are angled so high that it seems like they've always got full beam on (even when they don't) and apparently they will keep going high unless you take it to a dealership to get it reset.
Todays-Idiot-Award@reddit
Oooh no no no.
Tesla are far far worse. The owners think they've bought a similar premium product, which some mid to higher model BMW, Mercedes and Audis are.
...but Tesla are white goods. Not dissimilar to a fridge or washing machine.
How on earth people think they are "premium" is beyond me. Its normally people who know nothing about cars, and they've believed all the online shill marketing.
Utter utter wank.
Background_Work1254@reddit
See I find it completely opposite, if I notice Tesla knobhead chances are it’s a taxi/uber, they are just knobheads whatever they drive.. now if I see Range Rover or Golf GTI or some clapped out Merc - it is always a wanker
V65Pilot@reddit
Especially the ones driving the poverty spec models.
slade364@reddit
Lots of Teslas are through company schemes, at least it seems so in the Midlands.
And they're regularly hogging the middle lane of the M42/M40.
The BMW drivers routinely dart around the lanes to arrive at their destination a whopping 44 seconds earlier.
MysticSmeg@reddit
But worse
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
I would say so too
NotoriousP_U_G@reddit
Fiat 500 is a daddy’s girl, that is studying beauty at college
whodunnit20@reddit
Plus grannies drive them 👵🏼👴🏼
Longjumping_Tour_613@reddit
There's a granny around my way who I regularly see driving her Honda s2000 with trick white powder coat rims. Fucking awesome!
Bossman_Mike@reddit
I remember many many years ago seeing a feature on TV where an old man, maybe in his eighties, was talking about much he loved his highly modded car and how he had a need for speed.
They showed him driving out of his garage, reaching the main road and suddenly stopping on his driveway. He was banned, you see.
JoseJalapenoOnStick@reddit
A lot of the grannies drive the Fiat 500 abarth version which makes them look a tad ridiculous as you over take them when they are doing 30 in a 50.
Bossman_Mike@reddit
In my area they are liveried company cars for a local estate agent. There is one routinely parked a couple of streets from me, so I'm guessing a staff member lives there and they use the car for themselves.
WalkenOnWater@reddit
There are also very few on the road when love island is on.
Beautiful-Purple-536@reddit
Convertible owners are all hairdressers.
ArmWildFrill@reddit
Or own a dress shop
OkTechnician4610@reddit
Disagree with that I have a convertible bmw 35is Z4 deffo not a hairdresser.
split-tennisball@reddit
Short back and sides please
slade364@reddit
Yes you are, you just haven't realised it yet.
Isgortio@reddit
I had a convertible, putting people in the back seat with the roof down made them need to see a hairdresser?
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Audi TT or a convertible mini fits a hairdressers car for me
Jellyoscar@reddit
No, Mercedes is a hairdresser car.
nick_gadget@reddit
Ten years later, they’ll get a mini.
NotoriousP_U_G@reddit
That’s female estate agents
foxfunk@reddit
If you drive a Fiat 500 you gonna get tail-gaited to shit.
IcyKnowledge6321@reddit
you say that, but today I watched an old gent in a 500 absolutely mangle his tires on a parallel park. Could have parked a bus in that spot and all.
NotoriousP_U_G@reddit
I would genuinely want a new test every 5 years for those over 65
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
I would say an Audi A1 has overtaken the daddy’s little girl stereotype in recent years.
CoffeeIgnoramus@reddit
I thought the A1 was always that. The Fiat500 is quite recently that (un comparison), at least for me.
thefooby@reddit
In my experience, the A1 seems to be more of a daddy’s boy car. Usually driven by teenagers who definitely couldn’t afford one flat out everywhere.
NotoriousP_U_G@reddit
Probably, I’m old.
I don’t know anyone that is still studying or living off daddy
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Fiat 500 was the start of the “oh look what daddy bought me” usually with the stupid eyelashes at the headlights and alloys scuffed like hell 😂
YouCantPunchEveryone@reddit
absolutely zero people are studying beauty at college btw. They're making 5 grand a month from Instagram
ChrisinNed@reddit
Yep. It's the successor to the Peugeot 206 CC in blue.
Internal_Lion_1836@reddit
loud and wrong
NotoriousP_U_G@reddit
People that study beauty?
MelonCollie92@reddit
Or an air hostess
Crayen5@reddit
New electric SUVs like the BYD Sealion are old people with way too much money and no use for a car that size
Bossman_Mike@reddit
Massive Ford pickup truck - you are a tradesman in East Anglia.
Audi S-Line models or modded BMW - you are a young Asian man, probably living in somewhere like Bradford or Birmingham.
Van - you are an arsehole.
Frankwizza@reddit
Blaupunkt
Branch_Same@reddit
Generic SUV’s are driven by couples who had a couple of kids and abandoned all style and taste.
lennythebox@reddit
Jesus christ that's me, went from a limited edition rx8 to a quasqai
Branch_Same@reddit
What R8 did you have?
t03strange@reddit
i’ve been doing some research on the school run, so far the majority of SUVs or crossovers ive seen only have one baby or child seat. so based on that they’ve got 1 child or 1 child who needs a child car seat and another child who is old enough to not need a car seat, in which case they don’t need a car that big.
CrossCityLine@reddit
They’re not even big, they’re just tall. I imagine getting a kid and car seat is easier in a taller car than a normal hatchback?
Livs6897@reddit
Yeah- my sister has a back problem from when she was early 20s that was made worse during pregnancy so she got a t-roc so she didn’t have to bend as much to get them in and out. (She’s also not the best driver and had an a-class before so who knows what that says about her!)
The other sister bought a Peugeot 3008 (I think that’s the suv one) when she has her second but their previous car was a Fiat punto! Definitely more space in the Peugeot…
We have a Skoda Octavia vrs estate and I have no intention of changing that when we have a kid
CrossCityLine@reddit
I also have an estate from the VAG group and love it. I don’t have any kids I just like carting stuff around 😂
Livs6897@reddit
We bought it originally for the dog and taking road trips and camping and stuff. It’s amazing and makes it so easy to do house reno stuff too :)
CrossCityLine@reddit
Exactly the same for us. We had an Ibiza previously and we went 2000 miles around Scotland last summer and while it performed perfectly it was very small lol.
Livs6897@reddit
Haha we did the NC500 in my BMW 1 series coupe (pre-dog admittedly!). Worlds smallest tent was used and the back seat was fullllll
t03strange@reddit
i think it’s a nuanced thing, in cases like your sisters yeah that’s fair enough, but sometimes i see ridiculously wide suvs on the school run with one child seat and just think why
MingePies@reddit
Went to see my mate and they picked me up in their partner’s Juke. I hated them before, and the experience only strengthened my hatred. Such a dull vehicle inside and out with no real practical use as the load space is worse than an average hatchback. Also completely gutless given the size of it.
Sandstormink@reddit
Need maybe not. Want, maybe so.
How dare people buy what they want though. Next they'll be wanting holidays, and nice clothes. The audacity of those wankers. You should go around telling everyone how wrong they are, I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
t03strange@reddit
where did i say people can’t have what they want? if you want a hideous big car you do you, but when people say they need it when they have 1 child it’s like wtf? you want that car you don’t need that car just say that…
PudWud-92_@reddit
I’m gonna get slaughtered for this especially on this sub. But it’s just a lot easier to get kids and stuff in a decent sized suv. And the roads in this country are so horrendously abysmal that I hate driving my hatchback now as I feel like I’m on a fucking assault course. When I had my suv it was just a much nicer driving experience both in terms of space and how it handled the shit roads.
Yes I understand that the suv will cause more damage to the already crap roads, but unfortunately I’m a selfish prick and think they won’t fix the roads anyway so better just look after myself. I will be going back to an SUV pretty soon and ditching the hatchback.
Isgortio@reddit
In a hatchback, you get pushed into the bushes by the SUVs that refuse to move over. Have you joined that SUV bully club too?
PudWud-92_@reddit
I just stated I currently have a hatchback. And nope I just try to drive like a normal individual regardless of what vehicle I drive.
But I don’t pre judge everyone based on misconceptions either
NotoriousP_U_G@reddit
Qashqai- driven by a mum with two kids in the back, who thinks a mid sized SUV is a tank and drives it like one
squidgytree@reddit
As a Qashqai owner, unfortunately I have to agree that this is true.
TangoMikeOne@reddit
Nissan Jukes and Quasqis are owned and driven by people that hate driving and embody that hate by driving in a way that others find hateful
VolcanicBear@reddit
Aftermarket exhaust volume is directly proportional to how inadequate the owner feels.
Scasne@reddit
How about the rear spoiler on a front wheel drive car?
ffuhcu@reddit
Spoilers can help front wheel drive cars, see the little one they added to the first gen TT, or the pop up one one on the second gen because they got a by spicy at high speeds.
sideone@reddit
Because they had dangerous snap lift off oversteer and people kept putting them in hedges.
ratty_89@reddit
Allowable, Aero balance is important.
parklife980@reddit
There's someone round my way then that feels no adequacy whatsoever
CrustyHumdinger@reddit
Vauxhall Corsas are driven by mouth-breathing knuckle draggers
HMS--Thunderchild@reddit
Range Rovers, especially with personalised numberplates.
They really do drive like dickheads too, maybe thats just confirmation bias.
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Range rovers driven by middle class school run mums with huge sunglasses, filled lips and has absolutely no idea of the size of their car or any spacial awareness
ArmWildFrill@reddit
In Chislehurst they pick up their one kid from the station in their Porsche Cayenne or Bentley Bentayga and of course with zero regard for anyone else.
nanomeister@reddit
BO55 M4N
Bastrato@reddit
And middle aged women who look like they aspired to be a page 3 girl in years gone by who can't park for shit
ArmWildFrill@reddit
My landlord's wife was so bad. She took 40 minutes trying to park her car and failed. Just kept going over the same arc over and over
CherrySG@reddit
My neighbour has a white one. He was arrested last Sunday. And had to be pepper-sprayed and restrained by 3 officers aa so volatile.
Routine_Ad1823@reddit
White ones are Al ost universally driven by wankers.
nanomeister@reddit
BO55 M4N
Positive-Mud-11@reddit
Probably because they’re also on their phones
spacetimebear@reddit
My mate bought one of these. I've never seen a driving style change so fast overnight.
im-sorry-watt@reddit
Golf drivers are entitled twats
Clean-Noise8197@reddit
Toyota Hilux drivers are cool
BandMBargains@reddit
Volvo XC60 watches question time and has a national trust membership.
Dazzling-Performer50@reddit
I drive a V50. No question time, but do have national trust. When I upgrade to a V60 I'll undoubtedly get on board with question time.
YourLocalMosquito@reddit
Pioneer, kenwood, Sony. All the usual really.
zigzog7@reddit
My old Mazda had Bose
ThatGuyWired@reddit
Blaupunkt
jonathing@reddit
Bless you
Acceptable-Heron6839@reddit
You forgot the ones that let you pop the front off so people won’t steal them
Weird_Chemical@reddit
I'd prefer those (or Alpine) to Bose or any house hi-fi brands cosplaying as car audio brands or those eyesore iPad on the dash systems
ToastMarmaladeCoffee@reddit
Beat me to it
Beautiful-Purple-536@reddit
Single DIN, Double DIN... I mean lots of folk are going for touchscreens nowadays but in my opinion you can't beat buttons and knobs.
SacredandBound_@reddit
In my day it was the Ford Capri.
whodunnit20@reddit
I always wanted a Capri but had to make do with a Cortina, seen some stunning done up Capri’s over the years.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Unfortunately the new Capri is a massive ugly thing.
Dubsndimes29@reddit
Golf drivers leave their brains at home before they come out
whodunnit20@reddit
I have a Golf R and don’t drive like a lunatic, love my car too much to risk smashing up.
Otto1968@reddit
Alpine, Pioneer, Sony, Kenwood
JohnCasey3306@reddit
I grew up in the 80s and 90s, so I know a few hundred Skoda jokes.
whodunnit20@reddit
I always wanted a Capri but had a Cortina instead. Seen some stunning done up Capri’s over the years. 80’s cars.
SgtTaco18@reddit
All Skodas are driven by drug dealers
TP1874@reddit
And uber drivers
SgtTaco18@reddit
Same thing?
Miss_Type@reddit
Oh my gosh, I didn't know this! I'm a long time Skoda driver!! Does it matter what model?
TP1874@reddit
It matters what class A you sell
Miss_Type@reddit
Ok, I drive a fabia, what should I be selling? This is great, by the way, I could do with a second income!
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
Fabia? 🤔 Let me ask Mark. I'll be back
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
It's just nonsense. I just asked the local dealer and he said only BMWs and Golfs for Yorkshire gangs
Miss_Type@reddit
Oh :-(
Guess I'll just have to keep earning a living honestly then.
Raisinsandfairywings@reddit
And my grandparents. Who assume everyone under the age of 40 is a drug dealer.
white1984@reddit
And police officers, they love their Skodas.
Icy_Reply_7830@reddit
I drive an Audi so I’m always just on my way to get my nails done and lips filled 💅🏽
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
You're not speeding down residential streets with modified mufflers?!
Icy_Reply_7830@reddit
Only during peak children playing times
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
Lovely work! 👍 I thought the young kids were forgetting the traditions for sec
these_metal_hands@reddit
I have an Audi and everyone seems to think I'm a wanker.
I am. But I'd still be a wanker if I drove a ford.
it has nothing to do with the Audi.
Gullible-Yam-8098@reddit
Yeah but you don't drive a Ford you drive an Audi because you're a wanker.
skilledbiscuit1@reddit
He needs the audi to match his iPhone.
St2Crank@reddit
People who own iPhones are wankers?
AvatarIII@reddit
No, men that own iphones are wankers, women get a free pass. It's not about the operating system it's about what it represents.
St2Crank@reddit
What’s with the sexism? And what does it represent?
AvatarIII@reddit
Iphones are feminine coded. It's not sexism, it's just coding. In men it represents being up your own arse.
skilledbiscuit1@reddit
Couldn't care less about brands but the wankers generally have i phones and audio.
ExpensiveNut@reddit
Yea
Also you would not believe how often I'd be around iPhone/iPad users who would go "hurrrr not an iPhone" even when they're nerds and fellow musicians and my age. One of my lecturers/a dear musician friend would bang on about "Primitive Computers." That's the problem. It started with iWankers!
Jonny_rhodes@reddit
Every argument I’ve ever had with an android user has been about how customisable and open source it is Then I ask what they’ve done that isn’t standard … Crickets. There has literally been 3 people ever who have done something and they were all developers One person pivoted from open source to how good the camera is I had a look and agreed the camera was really good But it took me 2 minutes to produce much better photos than them and they were annoyed asking how I did it .. I changed settings rather than having it use auto settings So they’ll preach about open source and customisability and better cameras but then show me they don’t know how to customise or use it to its full potential
luke-uk@reddit
I switched from android to apple. Much less bloatware on apple and they seem to care more about your privacy .
St2Crank@reddit
Yeah they’re neckbeards as well.
Commercial_Fig_4412@reddit
Correlation ? 🤣
skilledbiscuit1@reddit
Average cars average phones considered the best and must haves by their owners.
Commercial_Fig_4412@reddit
I mean apple ios isn’t the be all and end all but it’s definitely better than android lol, I agree w ur point that Audi drivers r wankers tho
Educational_Worth906@reddit
In the UK… roughly 20 million iPhones and 2 million Audis. I couldn’t find an estimate for wankers.
None of that necessarily suggests a correlation, but the odds of an Audi owner using an iPhone are probably high.
Venoxulous@reddit
Does the audi driver become the wanker or the wanker becomes the audi driver?
Gullible-Yam-8098@reddit
It's like wands from Harry Potter. Every Audi chooses it's wanker.
Majestic_Matt_459@reddit
I drive a Ford, and I'm a complete wanker - I can't afford the insurance for an Audi coz im wank at my job :)
these_metal_hands@reddit
You got me there.
Azuras-Becky@reddit
I don't think Audi drivers are wankers, I just think they're terrible drivers.
It was an Audi driver who wrote my last car off. He was really nice about it and immediately swapped insurance information, but he still crashed into a parked car. On a car park.
DiskBytes@reddit
If I'm on a slip road to join a motorway, for some reason when the car in front is trying to join at 40mph, it is always an Audi.
xJam3zz07@reddit
Or a Hyundai i10/Kia picanto
spike_2112@reddit
I’m the opposite Audi driver. I’m a cunt because I’m flat out everywhere 😂 at least I won’t hold anyone up 🤷♂️
No_Atmosphere8146@reddit
They're terrible drivers because they are accustomed to getting their own way in life even if it means pushing in front of and treading over others, i.e. wankers.
Deadbeat85@reddit
I used to think all audi drivers were wankers, then I got a Q3 and I still think that
Illustrious-Still132@reddit
Not all Audis, but always an Audi
Higher_Primate3@reddit
I think lots of the ex Audi wankers are now Tesla chavs. Seems to be more and more of them around
Emergency-Aardvark-6@reddit
At least you're not a tesla one
Balnagask@reddit
😂😂😂
ZeroMocha@reddit
This is me. I also have a BMW too
behavedgoat@reddit
It's prob to do with your lack of indicating there used to be groups on Facebook called Audi wankers lol
Felgar36@reddit
That because audi mean Another Useless Dickhead Inside
bowen7477@reddit
Genius
DTH2001@reddit
Attention Unsafe Driver Inside
Guiseppe_Martini@reddit
I don't have an Audi and everyone still seems to think I'm a wanker
CoffeeIgnoramus@reddit
Why don't you have a ford?
True-Register-9403@reddit
'cos he's a wanker 🙄
iViEye@reddit
BMW drivers are bad people because they can clearly operate their vehicle but do so dangerously
Audi drivers are bad people because they can't operate a vehicle but still get behind the steering wheel of one
xJam3zz07@reddit
Something about being from Bradford or Birmingham, owning a 3 series (probably diesel) BMW, and their special ability being to cause a fatal accident
thee_dukes@reddit
looked through this entire thread to see if there are any stereotypes that follow Morgan owners.
happy to see we got off lightly this time.
FarceAboutAce@reddit
None of you are driving now - you've managed to dig your CAMRA membership card out of your pocket where the pipe was hiding it. You'll just gaze admiringly at the Mog until the pint of mild has worn off and you can drive home to feed Biggles the labrador.
Krismusic1@reddit
Anybody suggest a car that indicates you are a top bloke?!
FarceAboutAce@reddit
Any rapid Volvo. Alpina, Alfa Romeo or Mazda. Any 90s Honda. Actual people carriers - either the pretty plush van-based things or a Japanese import. Any classic that you genuinely use rather than polish all weekend.
-Rhymenocerous-@reddit
Ford - doesnt give a.cunt about their motor, or they care alot. Almost never inbetween. (ST variants are always modded with dogshit mods)
Audi - Anything from A3 to A5 are normally "send it cuzzy" until they blow the car up. A6 and upwards are usually pretty ok drivers (RS being exception)
Merc - Often chill drivers until they get the AMG badge on there. Then they just drive like cocks.
BMW - Almost always trying to climb into your boot. Dodgy under/overtakes, never maintain their cars and wonder why it ends up sweating "performance" and costing in the thousands.
Land Rover - Usually driven by mums on school run, just wanted a gangster looking car. Until a mechanic tell them its the biggest financial mistakr theyve likely ever made in their life (Ingenium 2.0 engines = doh fucking shite)
Lexus - I often see actual native africans people driving these, smooth ride. Smooth drivers, sadly often hogging lane 3/4.
Hackney Carriage - Dont ever play chicken with one because you will always lose (unless they have passangers)
Tesla - Often ok drivers, until they realise how fast they actually pull then they start driving like knobs. Cant ever figure out why they randomly brake all the time (yeah i understand regenerative braking but dont fucking do it on the motorway)
Toyota - Often chilled drivers when it comes to their cars, truck drivers are a different story though.
Nissan- usually mums and kids in a Qashqai not often do you see them driven like they stole it. Unless they have a Godzilla then just get tf out the way because itll be gone sooner rather than later.
Cba to do the rest lol
quattrofan@reddit
Someone previously mentioning Lexus are driven by Freemasons...
-Rhymenocerous-@reddit
How on earth are supposed to determin theyre a freemason unless they drove around in ceremonial garb? (Which they rarely wear unless its a big event)
A lot of misinformation about freemasons. They're actually a great community of people that do an awful lot of charities. They've helped a friend of mines grandad get medical treatment that the NHS wouldnt provide before as well.
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
What about Toyota Aygo?
nick_gadget@reddit
Evoque- Driven by a woman with bigger lips than the bonnet and an entirely greige home.
OkTechnician4610@reddit
Anything electric - trying to seem to be green when you have every mod con in your house known to man so use tons of electricity. , don’t recycle, do multiple holidays abroad every year. Lots in my area. One has an electric lambo suv.
EpexSpex@reddit
I dont like the leckie cars but i was saying to the Mrs the other day, people in the electric cars must be laughing at the fuel prices.
Traditional-Dog8985@reddit
Have you seen the price of electric nowadays
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
I drive a Saab. Back in the day this meant I was weird and individualistic. Now I think most people interpret it as "He cant afford a newer car"
Which until recently was true. I'm a tax accounting specialist. Thinking about buying myself a Lexus. Then people will assume I'm a freemason. Which I'm not.
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Auto Shenanigans is doing his little bit to try and make the Saab cool. Not sure of his success, but he does love those cars, to the point that he sold his and bought another Saab.
CarpeCyprinidae@reddit
Its wickedsweetawesome
Mc_and_SP@reddit
This car is considered "pretty trendy"
coltoncruise81@reddit
Saw someone in Kent the other day who had actually made his car like this!
Ok_Analyst_5640@reddit
There's a mechanic in Stockport that has one of these done up that way as their courtesy car. 😆
nick_gadget@reddit
I was just going to post this! It even has decals of the 4 of them on the windows like they’re looking out of it
RecentTwo544@reddit
This always annoyed me for two reasons -
Simon being so ungrateful and the other lads not wanting to be seen in it. It's a car, it works, be happy. I'd have killed for that at 17. If the other lads didn't want to be seen in it, Simon should have told them to get the bus then laugh as he drives past them.
His dad saying it's safe because it's small and slow. They'd still get to 70-80mph and were about as safe in a crash as a wet paper bag. His dad wasn't thinking about safety, he just couldn't afford anything more.
Still, it's just a sitcom, calm down, breathe...
Tacklestiffener@reddit
Not wrong though. I bought a Ford Anglia Estate for twenty quid and it went 55 flat out - couldn't hear the radio. On the way back from the coast one Bank Holiday weekend (six lads up) we aimed for 60 and the vibration was so bad, the back window fell out.
Good first car though.
The__Pope_@reddit
Why do you say these things?
V65Pilot@reddit
My first car was an Audi 90. It had a double tape deck and could record either tape to tape or from the radio. I think my oldest son was conceived in that thing.
Mc_and_SP@reddit
It’s got a tape deck!
mysterylemon@reddit
Wrong car.
mydog8it@reddit
No one's mentioned Subaru..... I've often wondered what people think of my wolf in sheep's clothing (Forester Turbo)
Wilfthered1@reddit
They probably assume that you're a lesbian apparently, if the stereotype holds true...
mydog8it@reddit
I'm male...?
Wilfthered1@reddit
Just sharing what the stereotype is... You may be male, but do you always have a carabiner with you?
mydog8it@reddit
Sorry, you've lost me now with carabiner
Wilfthered1@reddit
https://carxplorer.com/is-subaru-a-lesbian-car/
Jacks_Journey@reddit
Same here I do get some looks in mine. 😁
ASY_Freddy@reddit
MX5 is either a hair dressers car or a drift slag
MelonCollie92@reddit
BMW - wanker. White van- impatient tailgating wanker.
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
BMW’s fall into the following categories for me
1 series - Young folk who want to say they have a BMW but can’t afford the insurance premium
3/4/5 series - aggressive 30-45 people, love to tailgate, drive really fast and never indicate
X3/5/7 - wealthy middle aged women
Classic - Driven by proper car enthusiasts
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
I've got a mate who used to drive an M3. Friendly enough but yeah he often drove it like he nicked it.
He's since got married and started a family and now drives a VW.
Dutch_Slim@reddit
Ummm I have a 2 series? What category am I??!!
To make it easier…it’s a 7 seater so not fancy or fast 😂
boddle88@reddit
Z4?
meadowender@reddit
Me, nearly 60, 118d, was simply the best deal available when I bought it, Aug '23, 125000 miles, full history, 4 grand, had a C4 before. I do drive like a typical BMW driver though. Get out of the way I'm coming through
quicksilverjack@reddit
Views on 2 series drivers?
PudWud-92_@reddit
I had an X3 until last year and loved it. Even if I am in my 30s and a man, not a wealthy or a middle aged woman.
I did make a conscious effort to be courteous and not drive like a wanker to dispel the stereotypes.
aberdoom@reddit
Yeh my last car was an X3 too. They’re nice to drive, fairly inexpensive when bought at 35,000 miles. Also male. Also in my thirties (at the time….hello darkness my old friend).
Also know how indicators work.
I have a civic now so I guess instead of being a middle aged woman I’m now a sensible middle aged man.
PudWud-92_@reddit
I said elsewhere but I changed to a golf GTI clubsport for a ‘fun’ car but in the end I just can’t enjoy it because the roads are so terrible. Will be looking to go back to an X3 or similar sometime next year.
aberdoom@reddit
Yeh same. My drives are all into the far north of Scotland, I could do with the AWD back..
PudWud-92_@reddit
Yeah I live in a small(ish) village in Lancashire but have to drive to Scotland twice per month.
MelonCollie92@reddit
It’s always a nice surprise when they indicate or let you by. Usually they are overtaking when they shouldn’t and seem insulted you are driving to the speed limit.
Glittering_Swan2205@reddit
Blows my mind how consistently shit white van drivers are. Considering how often they seem to be on the road you would think they would be more competent on the whole, but no, the majority are useless drivers.
HelenWitc@reddit
It’s so hard to eat your lunch, watch TikTok and drive at the same time though
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Probably the same as taxi drivers, spend hours on the road and get complacent and just stop caring
DesignFar6251@reddit
I think as well with a lot of van drivers, the van belongs to the company so they don't give a toss about looking after it
WCastellan1@reddit
See also: anyone driving an MOD vehicle on public roads. Squaddies drive green fleet vehicles as though they've just stolen them (impressive considering they all have speed limiters)
Odd_Cryptographer941@reddit
This is the Truth (ex Cabbie and White Van Man here)! 🤣☺️
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Current taxi driver and ex delivery driver here too 😂
Odd_Cryptographer941@reddit
At Least we Admit It! 👍🍻
PM-UR-LIL-TIDDIES@reddit
I, sadly, know three people who drive BMWs, and without exception they are massive wankers.
HotCommunication1696@reddit
I think the white van thing is changing, definitely if it’s a rusted out 55 reg transit with a dodgy MOT then yes you should give a very wide berth but a lot of newer vans are fleet vans with trackers in, I find them to be some of the strictest adherents to road rules these days. They’ll even actually do 50 instead of 60 in an NSL
thefooby@reddit
White vans are proof that you don’t need a sports car to go everywhere absolutely rapidly.
soopertyke@reddit
Taxi drivers. Not the black London cabs but the boss man's son in a toyota. Meant to be a professional driver truly awful wank bags
Beefcakeandgravy@reddit
I don't think I've ever seen a Nissan note driven by anyone under the age of 75, (or over 40mph).
DoctorOctagonapus@reddit
Flashy car with the front numberplate removed == knobhead
Unusual_Cow_@reddit
fiat 500's are everywhere bro
foxfunk@reddit
Nissan Qashqai - football mums who can't drive for shit and keep forgetting how big their car is.
Foshiznik23@reddit
Vauxhall Insignia, VW Passat and Skoda Superb drivers tailgate and bully other drivers because they are fleet vehicles driven by salespeople.
Toyota Prius - taxi/uber drivers who don’t seem to know/care about road laws.
Honda Jazz - bad drivers
Skoda Roomster/Citroen Berlingo/Peugeot Partner (car versions) - disabled or carers of disabled people because no one buys them for their looks or quality other than because they are accessible for wheelchair users.
I’m not saying I agree or believe in any of these but they are all generally accepted.
Environmental-Shape8@reddit
There's a stereotype that UK people love Peppa Pig. I'm trying to convince people it's not true, but then you see loads of numb-nuts driving around a BMW X7 or 7 which have illuminated grills and look like terminate versions of Peppa Pig.
bonamoureux@reddit
Toyota.
Can't drive. Has no interest in actually driving. Just wants a reliable way of A to B and all other road users are to be ignored.
'The car in front is a Toyota' is an amazing advertising slogan as it is 99% accurate when you're stuck in a a 37mph queue on a 60mph national.
The other 1% are in a Honda Jazz in the rare occasion they are brave enough to venture on to a national.
LordAnchemis@reddit
Toyota - mpg matters more than mph
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Prius/Corolla - either a taxi or a uber driver
MaChao20@reddit
I love my Corolla, but I’m neither a taxi not uber driver. Rarely, I drive shit and feel embarrassed about it. I love driving it to wherever I go to. I’m planning to get a Prius as a replacement to my Corolla.
bonamoureux@reddit
Yep. Definitely fits with the can't drive and oblivious to other road users.
Ride motorcycles and by far the most near death experiences come from Toyota hatchbacks or Honda Jazz. Can spot a Jazz in a side junction from miles away and start braking in anticipation of them pulling out on me. They usually do.
GlumAd9856@reddit
As a Toyota owner I find this comment disgraceful.
Can I drive? No, took 6 tests to pass. Do I like driving? No, not at all. Do I sometimes drive at 37 mph in a 60 zone? Very occasionally when I didn't notice the speed limit change and my 1.33 litre struggles to accelerate.
. . . . . What was my point again?
DaddyCool13@reddit
I’m switching to a Toyota from my Mercedes next month. I don’t like driving despite doing 30 miles both ways for work and I don’t give a shit about cars. I do drive fast though.
bonamoureux@reddit
If it's Corolla, you will soon see 27mph as far too fast and never venture above that.
If it's a GT86 or Landcruiser, you are forgiven.
Zippy-do-dar@reddit
It’s true I have a Toyota
Hour-Background-7932@reddit
Nissan Juke, and Xtrail drivers can never drive. Same with honda Jazz. Useless. Almost always.
HelenWitc@reddit
White Tesla drivers are definitively white Tesla people
PM-UR-LIL-TIDDIES@reddit
A red Aygo usually has a granny in it, pootling along at 35 on a perfectly good NSL road, then booting it up to 40 when you hit a 30.
SJTG1993@reddit
Insignia - middle aged arsehole who couldn't afford an audi to display how small his cock is.
GosmeisterGeneral@reddit
There’s a guy near me who drives a red Insignia that’s absolutely covered in crass stickers.
There’s a “Why So Serious?” Joker one across the top of the windscreen and the boot is just swear words.
It’s kinda fascinating how such a lame car can somehow be made even lamer.
Ok-Cold3937@reddit
The worst I saw was a Vectra with ‘Because Vauxhall’ down the windscreen. Anyone with any dignity would die of sheer embarrassment at that.
Tacklestiffener@reddit
I'm surprising the old bill haven't pulled him over. Where I used to live years ago a bloke had a legit number plate OBO 110X but he rearranged it to O Bollox. Got pulled over and fined regularly and eventually gave up.
SosigDoge@reddit
If it was covered in Crass stickers (the band) I'd think he was pretty cool though.
TheFloatingCamel@reddit
HEY! I may be over 40, and can’t afford and Audi, and mu co….never mind! Just, fuck you, ok! 😞
therealonnyuk@reddit
I don't think that's very nice 😂 mid 40s I've got a white insignia estate, great car, comfy, decent for family of 4 people big boot area and nice black leather interior with all the toys plus its good on diesel and ulez, jobs a goodun
uk-1234@reddit
Until the oil pickup clogs and it dies of oil starvation…
therealonnyuk@reddit
Mines is a 1.6, from what I've read bit so much of an issue with them
bigbuddaman@reddit
Estates generally get a pass 😉
therealonnyuk@reddit
🫡
Jcw28@reddit
I'm glad there someone else who joins me in their hatred for Insignia drivers. It has always struck me as a car that middle managers get who thinks they are far more important than the actually are.
Ok-Cold3937@reddit
Anything more than about 4 years old and German seems to attract total idiots. I consider it a good thing however that moronic people gravitate towards German cars because it means you can see them in plenty of time to take evasive action.
Haunting_Evidence_35@reddit
Nissan Quashquai gets called ths Nissan Tax Credit as it's usually driven by families maximising benefits. Also never park next to one if you vaule your paint job.
Pricklestickle@reddit
Audi= in debt Fast Audi= in crippling debt
whodunnit20@reddit
Range Rovers are driven by arseholes that think they own the road, they look down on you from their window thinking they are the boss.
Wilfthered1@reddit
The think they own the road, but the look of panic in their eyes on a Cornish or Scotish B road when you approach them in the opposite direction in a 20 year old dirty dented estate car is a treat to behold...
whodunnit20@reddit
Love this 😂
insertitherenow@reddit
Pops and bangs innit bruv. Modern day go faster stripes.
lost-in-midgard@reddit
BMW drivers are wankers who don't know how to use indicators.
Broadly accurate.
longboytheeternal@reddit
Gray sports car = crushed velvet decor at home
No_Doubt_About_That@reddit
And an appearance on r/spottedonrightmove when you put said house up for sale
tricks_23@reddit
I'm finding that pickup drivers seem to think their 3.0ltr diesel = 4.0 V8 twin turbo. And because their vehicles are physically large, they can bully and flash at you. Mainly self employed types. That or farmers.
Routine_Ad1823@reddit
Mini Drivers are the worst drivers in the UK.
Mini Countryman drivers are especially bad. They are to other Mini drivers what Mini drivers are to the rest of us.
For commercial vehicles - Tate Oil tanker drivers are the worst.
Pedantichrist@reddit
Clean Ford Rangers are exclusively driven by dickheads.
They are good for towing heavy loads, in genuine working conditions, but those trucks are dented and dirty.
They are not useful as pickups.
They are awful to drive. They are unfriendly to park.
The only reason to drive one, other than towing twin axle chippers or water bowsers, is because it makes you feel big.
You bought a shit truck and you are dangerous and selfish.
WCastellan1@reddit
Having driven ford ranger (for its intended purpose), I will testify to this. They handle like drunken elephants, you can't see jack shit out of them and ironically (considering their size) the driver's compartment felt like it was designed for hobbits.
There's no way in hell you'd want to drive one in a surburban neighbourhood unless you wanted to make a statement.
Particular-Bid-1640@reddit
I work around construction sites and exactly that. Unless you're going off-road a transit tipper is superior for carrying capacity, passenger capacity, fuel efficiency, and they have the same towing capacity.
Most only go across fields anyway which a 4wd tipper would do, and barely any I've worked at do that, being equipped with road tyres - they just drop the tracked chipper or bobcat off at the gate.
Tarvoric@reddit
Ford mondeo drivers are driven by very angry middle aged men
Leonichol@reddit
Great car though. Shame they stopped making them.
WayoftheBear@reddit
DAB, CD player, Bluetooth....
carguy143@reddit
Vauxhalls, particularly the Astra and the Mokka usually have some munter driving them in their PJs.
Chemical_News9324@reddit
Range Rovers or other huge SUV's driven by the most clueless "new money" persons... and Toyota Prius drivers... no explanation needed for these...
Tallman_james420@reddit
Toyota Previa - probably Jewish family wagon
Brave_Assumption6@reddit
Definitely over in Hackney. A long time ago I used to associate Previa with big Indian or Pakistani families but they have upgraded to newer vehicles nowadays.
bonamoureux@reddit
It's like some sort of horror film. Go down to Manchester through Crumpsall and there are so many import Toyota MPVs. All in the same green/blue colour. With the same dents. With so many people wearing the same coats and hats.
Start to think the road is some form of endless loop.
Tricky_Pirate4970@reddit
any debadged m/mlite/golf r/ s3/ a/c class with a spoiler + muf/back box delete, illegally spaced private reg, specifically in east london or brum:
exactly 24,35,57,69,79 through cameras
WILL flash you out of the way if you arent doin 10%+2 in a residential
WILL split lanes if theres an old style camera
Complains about the one time the 'maveh got in chase w him' (they just checked his insurance)
99mph in on the m25 (any more gets you bagged not pulled)
107 anywhere else
Knows every speed camera within a 50mile radius of their house
music on 100% unless they near a graveyard, their uncles house, or a religious building
got caught and was gonna get hit w 6 points but his cousin from bd3 cleared it
claims to be a 'rami whipper' but has 6 previous accidents (0 claims)
passed 3 years ago, somehow has 7 years of NCB?
insurance broker is bismillah and shisha
claims to have a brotha up north who can sort you a cla on 0pounds upfront
at least 30%tints, limos in the back
probably called haris, mo, or 'zedz'
SpeedyBaguette03@reddit
The number of people, which is increasing, driving an SUV who can't handle how big the car is and treating it like it's a tank is unbearable.
BlackBerryCollector@reddit
Red Citroen Picasso
Peugeot 405 estate
pleasantlyyplumpy@reddit
the coffin dodger's honda jazz
pleasantlyyplumpy@reddit
i am saying this at a 20 y/o new driver looking for a honda jazz
EpexSpex@reddit
Car lovers love a honda jazz.
Odd_Cryptographer941@reddit
Old fella near me has a Honda Jazz, somebody stole the "J" and wrote Sp in Black Permanent Marker. 🤣
kkbell1@reddit
I have a jazz and love it. They do actually go faster than most people seem to drive them!
Plastic-Dot3208@reddit
Cracking car, loads of space, defy stereotypes 👍🏼
when_music_hits@reddit
Drive a prius? Postcode near Heathrow automatically confirmed
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Uber driver car
cafffffffy@reddit
Bonus! Eternal-L plate moped: Deliveroo/just eat/uber eats driver
SquirrelIll8180@reddit
Pioneer, Sony, Blaupunkt, there's loads of different stereo types you can choose from.
Weird_Chemical@reddit
I prefer those to those iPad on the dash systems
SquirrelIll8180@reddit
Do you remember taking the front with you when you left it in a dodgy area.
GloopyHole@reddit
If you drive a Jaecoo, I just simply think you’re an idiot.
snapper1971@reddit
Audi drivers are wankers.
AngryTudor1@reddit
Three come to mind
The Tesler Tosser The Audi Arsehole The BMW Bellend
Amazonian89@reddit
I'd add Cupra Cunt to thay
bbgun24@reddit
Ciato78@reddit
BMW drivers are dickheeds
messymedia@reddit
I've found it mostly applies to driver's of blue BMW's.
meadowender@reddit
I suppose I should be offended as a driver of a dark blue BMW but I really don't care, just don't hold me up and we'll be just fine. Just be aware though, that if you are dawdling along at 35-40 on a NSL road, I'm coming past you
messymedia@reddit
Typically the lighter royal blue in my experience... but your attitude is making me think that it applies to all shades of blue.
Sybs@reddit
Queues don't apply to BMW drivers, it's an amazing perk.
Henno212@reddit
Older ford transits/trippers What crimes are these gunna commit before they get crushed by the law.
mrpeagrub@reddit
What's wrong with an old transit? 😂
Traditional-Roll-102@reddit
If it's a signwritten pick up for block paving or driveways there will be litter coming out of it
MayIJustAsk@reddit
All Audi drivers are cunts.
BMW drivers are also cunts but not quite as bad.
Some Tesla drivers are too now but not quite as bad, I think they just love how quick the acceleration is so they pull out infront of me a lot.
Jaecoo seems to be the new ‘I’ve got one child but I’m a sahm and I wear a dryrobe so I need a massive SUV’
Bazzlekry@reddit
Golf Wankers.
burtonlazars@reddit
That pastel/baby blue colour = Old person who drives too slowly. See also the comments about Honda Jazz - same energy
bigbird4774@reddit
Every MG driver is a cnut!
bars_and_plates@reddit
There are all of the old stereotypes about German cars.
But nowadays I would say 90% of cars on the road you can just tell are being driven by boring wet socks.
There are so many cool cars out there and yet people are spending upwards of 30 grand on what are effectively sheds on wheels with no character.
I don't remember it being like this 20 years ago, I think people expressed more personality in what they drove (plus it was also far less common to buy new on lease).
AzzTheMan@reddit
We have a Honda CRV. Outside of myself and my wife, I've only ever seen these driven by old white men.
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
People who take the bus are wankers
Humble-Stay9771@reddit
Use my (Scottish) over 60 bus pass a lot in town, saves me a fortune so I can afford fuel for longer journeys by car.
Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit
Sorry mate, I don't make the rules
MattyLePew@reddit
Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers imo. Don't expect them to indicate or say thanks. ;)
Racing_Fox@reddit
Difference is you can cut them up and their autopilot is so shit it’ll panic and slam the brakes on
Thomas5020@reddit
That's the same on every new car with AEB.
Racing_Fox@reddit
Not nearly as bad as the Tesla.
A car can move in its own lane and the Tesla will basically perform an emergency stop.
The number of times its brake checked cars behind me on the motorway is unreal. I refuse to drive them now.
BorderlineWire@reddit
Nissan Leafs are like this too, we have them at work and the things are far too opinionated. The amount of times it’s slammed the emergency breaks on for absolutely no reason at all is unreal. It also starts shouting any time another car gets anywhere near you, or really any time it thinks anything at all.
The annoying thing is, the one time it actually could have been forgiven for slamming on the breaks it didn’t even notice the deer. A rain drop or a bit of dirt or something though? We’re all going to die. Don’t worry about the guy tailgating, got to emergency stop for that bit of rubbish that just floated past.
Racing_Fox@reddit
We had a Tesla do the exact same too!
It was going mental kicking off about literally everything on the drive then when a deer ran out it did nothing and the driver hit the deer.
Typical 😂
Thomas5020@reddit
Can't say mine has ever done that.
Racing_Fox@reddit
Happens all the time in both of the work cars to anyone who drives them
I didn’t like Tesla before but having driven one, fuck me I like them even less now
dazzc@reddit
Pioneer myself growing up- one of those detachable ones.
Inevitable-Return-70@reddit
BMW drivers do not know that indicators exist
KawaiiBunBun097@reddit
Corolla - bland and boring. You must not like driving.
alurlol@reddit
SUV = wanker.
Anything Tesla with a 24 onwards number plate = massive wanker.
luckyrubberducker@reddit
Hey now, it's not just wankers still buying Teslas! It's cunts, too.
A_96_Ton_Train@reddit
M135i/RS3/Golf R - Driven around Bradford or Birmingham with little regard for the Highway Code
Land Rover Defender (the new one) - Used by posh mums dropping the kids off at private schools
Toyota Yaris - JustEat/Deliveroo/UberEats drivers
No car at all - Average r/CarTalkUK top 1% commenter
Expontentially@reddit
I tend to associate slightly older (maybe 10-15 year old) small Japanese and Korean cars like the Honda Jazz, Nissan Micra, Toyota Yaris and Kia Picantos etc, as being owned by recent migrants of an Asian origin. Typically Sri Lankans, Nepalese or Indians.
In my experience you'll see them hogging the middle lane on the motorway and sat extremely close to the steering wheel.
Low-Cauliflower-5686@reddit
Honda jazz that is is in immaculate condition, someone who is very sensible or old. Older honda jazz in worse condition, delivery driver.
Toyota pruis - taxi or especially older model is a delivery driver.
Audi A1 - young female on finance
Focus rs or at - guy in grey tracky with growling dog
ihathtelekinesis@reddit
Numberplates with 3D lettering: think they own the place.
Double if it’s a plate that cuts off the corners to make a hexagon like on a Lambo.
Wrong-booby7584@reddit
Corsa. It's the car equivalent of a holiday in Benidorm or a Live, Love, Laugh wall hanging.
Wrong-booby7584@reddit
https://standfirst-sniffpetrol-production.imgix.net/content/uploads/2016/04/SPAD_Corsamorons.jpg
Belle_TainSummer@reddit
Dacias are driven by pensioners and for the terminally slow.
lavayuki@reddit
I find BMW drivers to be arrogant, speed, overtake aggressively, tailgate and don't indicate. They are also always in the far right lane on the motorway. They can just burn through their fuel... When they tailgate me I purposely slow down to annoy them.
I don't have any sterotypes of other cars, but I don't find the same twat driver behaviour with Mercedes drivers.
benh2@reddit
BMW don’t have indicators.
I have a BMW and I am a shining example of how to use indicators though. ☹️
DiligentCockroach700@reddit
Any small sports car - hairdresser.
when_music_hits@reddit
Gold looking tissue box on the parcel shelf? Indian
Haunting_Cell_8876@reddit
VW GOLF - Only chavs drive these.
I'm working class, and certainly not a chav.
DevilsAdvocate1662@reddit
BMW and Audi drivers are assholes, terrible drivers and don't know how their indicator stalks work
BuBBles_the_pyro@reddit
Wanker Tanker's are usually driven by complete tosspots.
Small people who sit low down are shit drivers because they cant actually see the road.
Tacklestiffener@reddit
I swear my neighbour drives with his chest touching the steering wheel and his eyes barely above it.
bishpenguin@reddit
The car in front is a Toyota
Cause4concern27@reddit
Never buy a car from anywhere starting with a B
Ok-Middle8656@reddit
Range Rovers and Defenders are only driven by city poseurs. Not true - they are very popular with country poseurs too.
meadowender@reddit
Especially the horsey folk, they think they own the whole countryside, riding around the lanes, horses shitting everywhere. Then at the weekend they want to hold the rest of up by pootling along at 20 mph towing their horse to a bloody gymkhana or riding around the fields chasing foxes. One had the gall to show up at a local council meeting to complain about dog shit on the village hall field. When it was pointed out that she never picks up after her horse and rides around with the pack of hounds shitting everywhere, she genuinely thought that she and the hunt were above 'common folks walking their dogs"
JedsBike@reddit
Glad to have gotten this far down the thread and no one has mentioned Tesla. Phew!
VodkaMargarine@reddit
White Range Rover - this person will have turkey teeth and a personality that can be best summed up by the word "bosh".
No_Actuary9100@reddit
BMW = don’t indicate Audi = tailgaters Tesla = nerds or brand pretentiousness
AutisticElephant1999@reddit
BMW X5 drivers always hot the outside lane of motorways
when_music_hits@reddit
Passat b4 or b5 tdi? Early 2000s merc? Eastern european.
mattymattymatty96@reddit
Nissan Juke.
You cant drive
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Think that’s standard for Nissan across the board. Qashqai - family man with absolutely no interest in cars that’s usually pranged and park wherever they want on the school run
Tacklestiffener@reddit
I've got an X-Trail and I sort of agree. I really don't give a stuff about cars because they are all the same nowadays. And I'm certainly not about to part with megadosh for an Audi or Merc so the neighbours are more impressed
getoutmywayatonce@reddit
Actual well maintained, revered older models are a different category entirely but the lower spec, older, worse condition a BMW/Audi/Merc/RR is directly correlates to how bad it’s going to be driven. Just flooring it, emergency stopping 2 inches away from the car in front, sitting up peoples arse when there’s nowhere to even go, excessive horn use. No actual skill.
Amazing how hard people think they are when they buy a 20 year old rust bucket 3 series bmw on FB marketplace for £1100 and cover it with tacky stickers and accessories they bought on eBay lol
Brilliant_Bullfrog84@reddit
Panasonic, Sony, JVC
yearsofpractice@reddit
I drive a BMW. There are no stereotypes that apply to me. Every other car drivers have stereotypes, which frankly just save time.
Qamata@reddit
I always assume anyone with a personalised numberplate is a pretentious areshole, regardless of the model of the car.
Few_Scientist5381@reddit
I quite like the Pioneer & PYE Range.
Calm-Homework3161@reddit
Well, I saw what you did there, at least
shastatodd@reddit
Giant money cars with broken turn signals.
Azuras-Becky@reddit
Suzuki Swifts are ironically the slowest things in existence.
CiderChugger@reddit
The 1.6 sports are fun on a country road until you end up in a ditch
fran_wilkinson@reddit
toyota prius = uber driver
coltoncruise81@reddit
BMW 1 series - under 25, work in construction, stink of weed, goes everywhere in a hurry.
Thebudweiserstuntman@reddit
Probably Sony, Alpine or Blaupunkt however most car stereo types are integrated into the central multimedia nowadays.
Big-Bumbaclart@reddit
Seat - Young Asian male or white chav boy who couldn’t afford an Audi.
notouttolunch@reddit
I've had all sorts in my vehicles. From ones that only have a radio, to some that have both a radio and cassette. I've also changed a few outs from radio cassettes to aftermarket CD players.
My current car is just using the OEM system which has no CD player and relies on having AirPlay or carplay or whatever. They are called from my mobile phone. It's a shame there's no CD player really, but it can play music from a USB stick.
verminV@reddit
BMW drivers are cunts.
Range Rover drivers are pretentious cunts.
Tesla drivers are electrified cunts.
Alert_Mine7067@reddit
Hyundai i10 and Toyota Yaris - coffin dodger at the wheel, you get stuck behind one in a 60 and they're doing 40, the limit drops to 50 and they're doing 40 and finally the limit drops to 30 and they're still going 40.
This probably isn't going to be popular, but in the defence of BMW/Audi drivers, I notice that ones that drive like arseholes tend to be the ones driving about in older models that are at least 12 years old, that were a bargain because they've (car and driver) got all sorts of complex issues. Drivers of modern models tend to be a bit more conscientious, obviously there are still some dicks in that bracket too.
Amda01@reddit
Jeez I drive a Yaris and..... it's true.
GooseyDuckDuck@reddit
Ironically the worst drivers have a tendency to have a 3rd party dashcam installed.
No-Photograph3463@reddit
If you drive a Qashqai, Juke or Mokka you have no clue how to drive, and are just mobile accident generators
ABigCupidSunt@reddit
I daily drive a Honda Jazz and every time I see another one it's driven by a pensioner with the reactions of a sloth (the stereotype). People cut me off quite regularly because they assume that I'm not capable of reaching the speed limit.
My weekend car is GR Yaris and most people just assume it's a regular hybrid which leads to the same problem that I have with the Jazz!
RacerRovr@reddit
I want a GR Yaris so badly. Maybe one day
shinyscot@reddit
Are you Francis Bourgeois?
poshbakerloo@reddit
Apparently Seat drivers are unnoticed by everyone
t03strange@reddit
if you’ve got kids and bought an estate instead of an SUV or crossover you’re cool
ffuhcu@reddit
I bought an Octavia estate when our second came along, however our second car is an Audi (TT). Reading this post I must have a split personality or something.
anotheraccount999999@reddit
I'm cool for the first time ever! Better text my mum.
t03strange@reddit
if your mum drives an estate you have infact got the coolest mum ever
CopperRockQueen@reddit
This comment made my husband so happy!
t03strange@reddit
you’re a lucky woman, sexiest thing my bf ever said was when i asked what car he’d buy when we have kids and he said a 530d 🙏
OldManChino@reddit
Dad wagons ftw
Plastic-Dot3208@reddit
Ha ha, this is so true. Middle class professional families with expensive but casual outdoor wear.
zoltan_g@reddit
White range rovers 💀
CharlieH_@reddit
Any Corolla/Prius/Auris is a private hire cab, uber or off duty
TheKnightsRider@reddit
Kenwood, Alpine and pioneer.
All do a range of face off, or retro pull out.
Weird_Chemical@reddit
... And a smashed side window with cables poking out of the dash one morning.
But then, I prefer those to those iPad monstrosities on the dash
Urbanyeti0@reddit
Audi’s don’t come with indicators
nanomeister@reddit
Oh, they do. They even put that cool, slidey effect on them to try to encourage owners to use them.
660trail@reddit
Mine did. People look quite shocker sometimes when I use them.
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
As a former Audi driver I always indicated 😂
Friskystarling0@reddit
Honda Jazz, elderly driver
Nissan Duke, middle lane hoggers
Sandstormink@reddit
It's Juke not Duke.
Weird_Chemical@reddit
It's Puke, not Juke
DavTeeUK@reddit
W reg Micra - pizza delivery driver
Key-Original-225@reddit
Audi s3 with chameleon window tint, 4d number plates and a maxton splitter. Driven like a lunatic around the b15 postcode
Miss_Type@reddit
They venture to B21 as well.
FlyingHaddock@reddit
And B26, B37, B10...
ConstantineGSB@reddit
Hey hey hey, I’ll have no b26 slander here….. that’s b25’s game.
Scotsman_1234@reddit (OP)
Audi S3’s with the tinted windows are the drug dealers choice of car round my way 😂
SosigDoge@reddit
Audi A3 of any description and you're an immediate wanker.
Skoda Yeti drivers should all be forced to wear bells and clown shoes.
Nissan Cube drivers are all very good looking.
hundreddollar@reddit
I once heard the Vauxhall Zafira described as "the scummy mummy's chariot of choice". Lol.
philsrice@reddit
Every Prius I see is automatically a taxi driver that drives like a twot
Key_Butterscotch1009@reddit
Watched a 30 minute car meet video yesterday.
Chill, respectful driving from everyone.
Well, everyone except the douchebag who has a front number plate delete.
mondo_generator@reddit
I've always called Gokf drivers the wasps of the road. They're always zipping about, switching lanes on a whim and getting too close when they want to go faster than you.
They're basically a fucking nuisance.
Green_List@reddit
Pioneer or Kenwood are pretty decent brands
GruffScottishGuy@reddit
I spent years within walking distance of my job so never bothered with a car. Then I changed job and it was a longer distance, instead of getting a car I decided to cycle as 90% of the distance could be done on cycle paths.
That 10% was a straight road through a village with a 20mph speed limit and even on that short distance I learned that white van/tradesman drivers often absolutely live up to the stereotype. (impatient, aggressive even downright reckless)
cloudstrifeuk@reddit
I like old stereotypes that changed over time.
Like Skodas are crap boxes. That trope went right into the early 2000's.
Then they were good again and everyone and their mum's wants an Octavia.
StuartHunt@reddit
Sony, Panasonic, Bose, Pioneer, Alpine and Kenwood.
bekahfromearth@reddit
Dumb blonde with a fiat 500 and a horse. I’m calling myself out here.
tacobeme@reddit
That my A35 has a Renault engine or its going to blow up
SCr3bl0rd@reddit
BMW/VW/Audi/landrover/tesla drivers are wankers.
AlephMartian@reddit
Am I unique in not noticing or really knowing about brands of cars at all? How come everyone is aware of this?
They just look like cars to me. I certainly don't notice any pattern in behaviour of different car brands, the whole concept is just utterly alien.
SebastianVanCartier@reddit
Boomer driving a small SUV (Renault Captur, MG ZS) — will not see you at the zebra crossing and will entirely fail to notice that they’ve only narrowly avoided turning you into road paste.
Far-Road-8472@reddit
New spec’d up open top for male with severe mid life crisis
i-am-a-passenger@reddit
Blocks who modify their cars are creeps who can’t resist revving their engines as they go past underage school girls. Tend to be the type who hang out at school gates at home time.
ErrantBrit@reddit
Skoda Yeti: master race/old lady car.
when_music_hits@reddit
Bmw drivers having arms at 12 o'clock on the steering wheel (standard 12 oclock lock), unfortunately this means they can't reach the indicators
SpectreSingh89@reddit
Back in the days "Only women drive hatchback" nowadays both Genders drive them. "Only women and wimps drive electric cars." Hm🤔 won't be long before that changes. Just like back in the days "Only Business men drive a Merc."
See a white van?? "Yep, scumbag, thieves and chavs' behind the wheel " 😂
Huge-Brick-3495@reddit
The bigger the truck the smaller the penis.
Also applies to exhausts and alloys
LamhDhearg@reddit
In my area:
Pickup: Sheep farmer (unless it's me)
Dacia: Millionaire or sheep farmer
Young clean shiny van: electrician or plumber
Old dirty rusty van: brickie or plasterer
cutluv@reddit
If they've followed the trend for 3D gel number plates, chances are they're a wanker.
OccidentalTouriste@reddit
Pioneer.
Internal_Lion_1836@reddit
no one in a range rover can drive
teacup901@reddit
Red car = boy racer
Stephen_Dann@reddit
Vauxhall drivers don't know what a car is
BMW & Audi drivers are twats
Drivers of Ford Fiesta and Focus cars with body kits are too young to shave.
One thing that is noticeable is Audi drivers keep breaking as they are about to pass me on a motorway, sitting just behind me for a few minutes and then pulling away. I think they don't know what the car I am driving is.
MisterIndecisive@reddit
BMW - no explanation needed
ToastMarmaladeCoffee@reddit
Clarion, Pioneer and Kenwood
twonaq@reddit
Pioneer & Kenwood were most popular back in the day…
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