What's something your partner does that annoys you but not enough for an argument?
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My wife never, ever, EVER unclicks a pen when she's done with it.
It is just that little bit annoying to wind me up, but not enough that I wouldn't sound like a weirdo for complaining about it.
0rlan@reddit
My wife NEVER finishes the last drop of any drink, which always splashes when I forget to tip out before loading the dishwasher!
upsidecloud@reddit
I'n with your wife on this one - there's just something gross and sinister about the last sip of a drink 💀
Main_Contribution274@reddit
They used to say the last 10% of any drink is most likely backwash. Whether or not that’s true, idk, but the thought alone has put me off of doing so in the vast majority of situations for 30 yrs now
WeezyByfeezy@reddit
Maybe I'm gross but my husband and mother do this with coffee eveytime .. I have the dregs because I hate wasting it
upsidecloud@reddit
EW
Thatmummmy1@reddit
This is me too but I always empty it first 😂
No_Application_8698@reddit
This is me also. I use a quote from the film Signs: “It’s contaminated.”
colin_staples@reddit
Fine
But pour those last drops down the sink
CellistLow8857@reddit
Na it’s fine, u/0rlan is dealing with it!
Xenc@reddit
Thanks u/0rlan! 🙌
EconomyDisastrous409@reddit
Haha yeah agreed, I don't know why it's gross but it is. This is something my partner hates that I do.
Zerojuan01@reddit
My wife calls it scum...
CuntVonCunt@reddit
My sister does this, it's 20 years of habit from living in an area with water so hard the last half-inch of your brew is chewy
Plop-plop-fizz@reddit
Swing away Merril! So many glasses of water everywhere. Or half-drunk cans of coke.
D5LLD@reddit
My partner will leave a little bit of milk left in the bottle and open a new one if he thinks what's left in the nearly finished bottle won't be enough for whatever he's using the milk for 🤦🏻♀️
Amazing_Goal_8003@reddit
Of all the unhinged behaviour … this is the worst. Why not use what’s left, then a small amount of the new one? That’s just common sense/basic economics/basic maths/basic food awareness. It’s just basic. And you can tell him I said so!
libbsibbs@reddit
Mixing milks is ok in some things (cooking, other peoples tea) but terrible in others (cereal, my tea)
D5LLD@reddit
You tell me! It's one of those things that makes me shake my head and I complain to him about when I discover he's done it again, but it's not bad enough for a full on argument - just perplexes me!
stevee05282@reddit
I'd argue over this ngl
InfiniteRadness@reddit
Same. That’s unhinged.
GioiaLeilaLio@reddit
🤯
mayoramymay@reddit
Dad? Is that you?
mynameisjodie@reddit
I do this too never ever finish it
LesKateCJ@reddit
My wife and I are also in this club.. I am FOREVER pouring the last 2 sips of het tea into the bottom of the dishwasher because I have, yet again, forgotten to tip them out first.. Wouldn't change her for the world, though.
imomorris@reddit
Oh my god…..I thought I was alone on this
UglyFilthyDog@reddit
My husband does this with beer cans.
Schnooooooo@reddit
Doesn’t capitalise the first letter of my name in texts ever.
harley3987@reddit
He keeps saying ‘diaper’ instead of ‘nappy’
(He’s British)
VegemiteVibes24@reddit
Snoring. I can’t really argue with him about it because he’s unconscious and it can’t really be helped, so now I sleep with ear plugs. But at the same time I’ve been begging him for years to go see a sleep specialist because untreated apnea can lead to problems down the line like chronic fatigue (he always says he’s tired) heart problems and high blood pressure. And despite all the annoying snoring, I would like to keep him around until we’re old and wrinkly.
_Fl0r4l_4nd_f4ding_@reddit
Was in the same situation, so I started sleeping in the spare room. It's worked out surprisingly well, despite what you'd think.
I've managed to restore my sleep and carve out a special "me" space (my main intention was to just be able to rest properly, as I was pretty sleep deprived), my partner has had a sleep apnoea test and is awaiting results, and it's weirdly improved our bond. We value the time we DO spend together much more, and have a big snuggle before bed every night.
It's not going to be a permanent thing, I want my comfy mattress back! (/s - it feels like there's a part of me missing at night, because I miss him). But we both needed to sort ourselves out (my insomnia was horrible to be honest). The spare room isn't going anywhere, so there's no harm in having it on standby for particularly bad nights, whilst also getting to sleep in bed together again.
VegemiteVibes24@reddit
We have a spare room too and my husband has been sleeping in there for the last few nights while I've been stuffy with a cold (and giving him a taste of his own medicine haha). To be honest I wouldn't mind the idea of having my own room. I kind of miss that from living at home with my mum.
mad_saffer@reddit
If he's slightly overweight convince him to lose a few lbs. Partner has recently lost about 40lb and I've had my first GOOD night's sleep in 20 years
Emergency_Bread_5462@reddit
He needs to be taping his mouth shut at night. Seriously it’s life-changing. I do it and no longer snore. (Read a book by James Nestor called Breath it’s fascinating). If he still snores through his nose, there’s a problem with his airways that need sorting.
11Kram@reddit
Does he dream? If not he may well have sleep apnea. It causes significant heart problems like atrial fibrillation.
-captaindiabetes-@reddit
This sounds exactly like me and my wife in reverse. I've also been begging her for years to go. I do think earplugs saved our marriage lol
barriedalenick@reddit
Starts asking me questions from two rooms away. It seems like half of married life is shouting "What?! I can't hear you!" from another room
SnooWalruses586@reddit
Same! He also likes to start a conversation as he leaves the room as if expecting me to follow.
Spoiler: I do not follow.
Gretal122@reddit
Ohhh..my husband does that too ( we are in our 60's and I have have a bit of hearing loss. So it's even more annoying that he tries to tell me something as he's walking away., or in another room. I just say " I can't hear you ".!
SelectTrash@reddit
My parents do that to each other, they're both 64 and all I can hear is “eh?” “what?”
Gretal122@reddit
Yep, pretty much..
SelectTrash@reddit
Both are mostly deaf, so there is no hope with me lol.
onedayitshere@reddit
Lol, my partner does the opposite. He's talking at me for ages, and when I get up to do something I have to do (like pee or get ready to go out) he just stays in the same spot, still talking, while I'm slowly inching closer to the bathroom to indicate that I need to move, but he's welcome to follow, and he's just standing there 🤣
CleeBrummie@reddit
He talks at you?
Buffetwarrenn@reddit
Married life :
He talks TO you ?
Ok_Roll_1236@reddit
I guess if you’re only listening and not participating… I think that’s what they mean
Miss_Type@reddit
If you have a partner who is very interested in something you have no interest in, there can be quite a lot of being talked at.
Source: I hear a lot of stuff about football I don't want or need to know. I'm not required to participate in the conversation, it's more of a monologue on his side :D
Salassi22@reddit
Your a damn Saint doe acknowledging that, I don't like when people pretend like they're interested even tho I know I basically speaking to myself, that's fine lol, it's the pretending to be listening to me that make me uncomfortable sharing lol
littlerabbits72@reddit
Mine is the same, but when I actually leave the room he just keeps talking as if I've left my ears behind 🤣
Jojo6167@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
VibeySwingTrader@reddit
Going into business making little ear statues.
Ok_Victory_2977@reddit
Mine just follows me to the bathroom still talking, whilst I'm trying to take a pee, no privacy istg 😂
MundaneViolinist862@reddit
I feel you, my cat does that too.
the_bacon_fairie@reddit
Mine hovers in the doorway talking to me and starts moving out the door while still talking so I know I won't get a chance to respond to whatever he says unless I specifically ask him to step back into the room and stand still.
antimathematician@reddit
Have successfully trained my partner into recognising when he does this, if not into stopping it. Asks a question, leaves the room, reappears 2 seconds later going “sorry idk why I just walked away”
Possible-Koala-4752@reddit
This is my wife exactly. lol
Raisinsandfairywings@reddit
My partner leaves the room when I’m halfway through a sentence. It drives me mad. I keep saying can you stop walking off whenever I’m in the middle of saying something, and he says “it’s ok I’m only in here”. Yeah but I don’t want to feel like I’m just talking to an empty room…
LaurenJoanna@reddit
My mother does this lol
TheWelshPanda@reddit
Yes, shes halfway up the stairs rest of the family are in the kitchen with a corridor between us trying to decide whatever she just informed/instructed us all to do! Then carries on the conversation 5 minutes later when she walks back in...like, Mother, why . We are not a family of bats.
YchYFi@reddit
Mine talks away from me and expects me to hear lol.
Plop-plop-fizz@reddit
The best one is when she insists on asking about a specific object called "this" from another room. Babe, I can't see round fucking corners.
Dazz316@reddit
I just ignore her now. If it's that important, she'll repeat herself when we're in the same room or she'll come through. She does it to her family too when visiting, often not even shouting. Just starts talking as if they were there, which I've pointed out. Now I don't doubt that sometimes I forget things she asks me to do, but often I'm certain she's just "told me" when i wasn't there." Like OK you told me 3 weeks ago we were having lunch with your parents, I can understand that I might forget that. But othertimes I KNOW I wouldn't have forgotten that.
She also likes to get up, start leaving the room, start talking as she walks and then leaves the room. Am I meant to follow her?
CulturedClub@reddit
The trick to fixing that one is to not even say you cant hear. That trains them that you really haven't heard so they have to move closer to you.
Zerojuan01@reddit
This is what I do, when my Mrs is upstairs and shouting... I let her come down... 'I've been shouting for the last 5 minutes did you not hear me?!?'
'No i didn't hear anything, that's why if you want to call me or say anything come near me!”
Henry-8th@reddit
90% of marriage is shouting “WHAT?” from another room.
No_External_417@reddit
I'm not married but I agree. I'd be afraid now to get married, it might get worse!
FeedFrequent1334@reddit
Not worse, just more frequently.
Gretal122@reddit
Pretty much..( married over 40 years)
Henry-8th@reddit
Nearly 50 for me.
zipitdirtbag@reddit
It's comms 101. If I call to someone in another room/on another floor and they do not answer, I don't proceed in saying anything else as I've not received confirmation they can hear me.
polka-dotss@reddit
But the kids are in the bath and I can't move away! I scream down the stairs and he still doesn't hear.
AsleepContact4340@reddit
I found it trains them to shout louder
CatsChat@reddit
Ooh! Talking at a normal volume in the dining bit of the kitchen-diner when I am in the kitchen with the fan going and something cooking on the stove or the sink running. I am surrounded by multiple white noises and cannot hear.
Paulstan67@reddit
This drives me mad, I now say "I know you are talking but I can't hear the words"
soupalex@reddit
this doesn't work for me. if i acknowledge that i can hear them at all, it then becomes my responsibility to stop what i'm doing and move towards them until i can hear them (the opposite is not true… although, that said, i'm not really in the habit of calling out for them to help me do/find things when they're in another part of the house, i just sort it out myself)
DrMoneybeard@reddit
Perfect strategy. My (now ex) did this constantly and I hated it. Eventually I just gave no acknowledgement or answer until he was close enough that I could hear and respond. He also did it a lot while I was standing next to a boiling kettle or running water knowing full well I couldn’t hear. Or start talking right as I was leaving a room so I would have to turn around and come back.
He also had a slight audio processing delay, so when I spoke to him he almost always would immediately say “what?” He could hear me fine, he just hadn’t processed it yet. So I would start repeating myself, then he would interrupt me by answering the first thing I said because it had just clicked. So then when he said “what?” I would just stare at him until he figured it out to save myself the bother.
It was a great marriage, as you can probably deduce.
dwhite21787@reddit
Hear some noise from 3 rooms away - “minding the kettle, sorry, come closer or wait til I bring tea”
Immediately put kettle on if it’s not
Relaxed_ButtonTrader@reddit
“Minding the kettle”?! What happens (theoretically) if you don’t mind the kettle?
dwhite21787@reddit
I walk off and do something that distracts me until it’s gone tepid
It’s a good reason to rest for a minute
soupalex@reddit
my kettle boils fast enough that this isn't a problem for me. it's leaving the tea to steep that's my issue; i have to unload/load the dishwasher or something else that keeps me nearby, else i'll wander off and come back later to find a lovely strong and room-temperature brew
Wraithei_@reddit
Definitely worth a moan, not worth an argument 😅
Correct-Question-420@reddit
true that!
Weewoes@reddit
Nah my guy gets annoyed when I try talking to him from another room, even though im just calling his name so he come sin then I ask, but will know im in the living room with rhe kid, she has the tv loud with ber music and he tries to talk to me..
Spottyjamie@reddit
Then will say youre going deaf
marquoth_@reddit
What gets me about this one is ok let's say for the sake of argument I am in fact going deaf - that only makes it more unreasonable to try and talk to me from two rooms away.
Zealousideal_Pop3121@reddit
My husband will walk in and start talking to me but won’t say my name first so I’ve no idea he’s talking to me and then he gets in a huff that I wasn’t listening. I’ve told him numerous times that, especially if I’m already concentrating on something, he needs to get my attention before telling me whatever it is or I won’t hear it.
I believe I have adhd which may be a contributor to this 😂
barriedalenick@reddit
I don't have ADHD but I do have 4 cats and a dog, and I have lost count of the times when I shout, "I can't hear you!" only to find she is asking the cats if they want more biscuits
SecretiveBerries@reddit
This is common in my house 😂 “I DUNNO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING” “I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU, I’M TALKING TO THE CAT”
Puzzleheaded-Lynx-89@reddit
I get told off for talking to him from the next room. But he then tries to talk to me from downstairs. Like if you know you can't hear from one room away, what makes you think that I'm going to hear from another floor!
SecretiveBerries@reddit
My husband is the same! Complains about me talking through walls, then he does it from up/downstairs and complains I haven’t answered 😂
0rlan@reddit
My wife always teysbtalking to me when I'm not listening... apparently.
McFlurry_Lover@reddit
You should get walkie talkies 😂
barriedalenick@reddit
We do have some because we have a very large garden/field out back but I never ever remember to pick one up..
4dd1t@reddit
Ah yes! Or he is quiet until I’m head down the the sink in the bathroom washing my face.
I CAN’T HEAR with the water running
ADHDJ86@reddit
Then acts like youre the problem because you cant hear them 2 rooms away over the radio, washing machine abd 2 kids lol
Ive bad adhd (username says it all) so I struggle with separating sounds, so when theres 2 kids and a radio I cant make out what she's telling me and then gets pussed off at me when its my brain hearing all 1 noise instead of 4 separate sounds.
Dutch_Slim@reddit
Calls me and expects me to present myself for conversation/instruction. If I want him, I go to where he is!
Accurate-Ad9790@reddit
I got the me and the Wife Walk-Talkies for this exact reason.
deadgoodundies@reddit
And I bet she asks you just to get her something just as your arse is like 2 inches from sitting down even though had walked right past her.
Thatmummmy1@reddit
My hearing isn’t what it used to be so I’m constantly asking this question from a room away 😂
barriedalenick@reddit
Yeah I'm 61 and have tinnitus so it's the same - plus half the time she is talking to the cats or dog and not me!
Miss-Diagnosis@reddit
I love that this comment thread have houses big enough to be annoyed at not hearing their family shout in another room. If you so much as whisper fart in our cramped flat someone remarks ‘pardon you.’
_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit
This is why I don’t answer until they come and find me. I grew up in a volatile household and I cannot cope with shouting.
jackgrafter@reddit
My missus talks to me, then suddenly stops because I am looking at my phone. She is waiting for confirmation that I’m listening. Surely me looking at the phone should be enough to let her know that I’m not listening properly any more. I know this makes me a bad person and she gets annoyed, but if I straight up tell her that I’d like to stop listening she gets even more annoyed. The problem is that she takes a very long time to tell me about every trivial matter literally telling me word for word what everyone said in a conversation. Can’t she just finish whatever it is she needs to get off her chest? It’s exhausting and the internet isn’t going to surf itself.
Don’t tell me I’m a bad partner. I already know that.
TheNinjaPixie@reddit
What you do here is to just ignore until they return. And they will return when you don't reply with questions like "I asked you a question" just say "i can't hear you from there"
StarrBubb@reddit
Mine does that. And even worse, starts walking out the room while he’s still speaking to me.
batty_61@reddit
Yes! He'll also ask, "what do you want to do with this?" from behind me or from another room. I do not have eyes in my arse, dear.
BigSillyDaisy@reddit
I yell back “I’m in the kitchen!” Then just stop engaging. You know where I am if you want to talk to me.
BigDumbGreenMong@reddit
My wife will hold entire conversations with herself on the other side of the house, and then insist that I just don't listen to her, when I wasn't even in the room when she was muttering to herself.
Divewench@reddit
Just shout garbage back to them, they'll soon learn. And if it's their question, they come to me, not me to them.
CrimpsShootsandRuns@reddit
My wife starts talking to me and then leaves the room and walks across the house while maintaining the same volume. And she'll start telling me something but veer off on about 3 tangents before forgetting what she was initially telling me.
GodOfThunder888@reddit
Mine does this too, absolutely hate this cause it forces me to shout back, which I hate. Also right after I put my son to bed and he is finally quiet waiting to fall asleep and I can hear my partner shouting from downstairs "Do you want a drink" "Is he asleep?" Like, stfu and just text me
Leszmig@reddit
My mom does this, drives me mad!
soupalex@reddit
same, and it's generally immediately after they have just gone away from wherever we both were, to another part of the house. and yet they complain that i'm hard of hearing when i sometimes don't catch every word they've said to me face-to-face (also telling me that i mutter/speak too softly when they can't hear me)
doublegulpcup123@reddit
Oftentimes she doesn’t properly screw the lids back onto bottles or jars, so when I pick one up in a hurry or shake before opening it it ends with an explosion of sauce or spice in the kitchen 😬
Woollen53@reddit
He mismatches the lids on the kids beakers. They're different colours of the same beakers, they fit fine they work fine, they kids dont complain and everything is fine. 😭😭 but I'm not fine inside lmfao 🤣🤣
YouveEatenMySausage@reddit
this annoys me so much too. everyone around me does it. their dad, their nana, their grandad. it boils my piss but i don’t say anything because it’s irrational 😭
secretrebel@reddit
I don’t get how anyone would do this. Isn’t sorting objects by colour a kindergarten level task. Red beaker has a red lid, it’s not rocket science.
FinalEgg9@reddit
Personally I prefer the mismatched look, I swap coloured lids around on things on purpose.
Woollen53@reddit
I cant imagine what must have happened to you for you to be this way
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
Yeah, as an autistic person I find this demonic, frankly.
HotSpacewasajerk@reddit
As an autistic person who wears odd socks, I have no strong feelings on matching objects.
Recent-Host7559@reddit
As an autistic person I only ever mismatch, nice that it’s a spectrum
eben1996@reddit
Me too! But my daughter wants them to match haha
Substantial_Drag_559@reddit
My husband tells my daughter it is mermaid bottles when they don’t match then she requests a mismatch and i die inside
herpaderpa123217372@reddit
It requires you to care about things that don't matter. There's no issue having mismatched colour lids. It's quicker to just grab the closest one than to go hunting the one blue lid that's missing.
secretrebel@reddit
Well sure, if kid needs juice now. But if I’m putting stuff away then I’m not assuming a juice emergency. So beakers in cupboard and then when lids come out of dishwasher or stack of washing up, lid goes with beaker. So when juice is required lid and beaker are already colocated.
herpaderpa123217372@reddit
You could reduce your overall mental load by a large margin by choosing not to care about things that really don't matter.
secretrebel@reddit
My mental load is created by complications in my work or worries about my family’s health, not by matching red or blue objects. If anything I find matching things by colour soothing.
YouveEatenMySausage@reddit
it’s not really a choice. i know it’s irrational and it still bothers me.
stevee05282@reddit
Ot still, objectively, doesn't matter. Which is a shame
Xenc@reddit
Get outta here with your logic!
Zavodskoy@reddit
That's right, it goes in the square hole!
Woollen53@reddit
Yes!!! You mind reading son-b!!! When I posted my comment I pictured this girl and had myself creased thinking why am I like her 🤣🤣🤣
Mundane-Badger-9791@reddit
Non-parent here wondering what the hell a kid's beaker is
Woollen53@reddit
It's just a cup with a lid & spout/straw
barriedalenick@reddit
My wife hangs the washing out with pegs of matching colours - so if an item needs two pegs they both must be the same colour. If I hang them out I purposely mix them up and sometimes go I out and change them around when she has done it!
thelajestic@reddit
Hahaha my husband does this with our baby's wee snack pots and it drives me a little crazy, totally irrationally I know 😅 I just feel better if the right lid is with the right pot!
elPedro6669@reddit
Yes! My ot does the same with ours 😫
over-it2989@reddit
He makes my tea wrong but if I complain he won’t do it so I just silently seethe. I’m pretty certain it’s on purpose and we’re both silently waiting for the other to crack first
SugarPlumFairy93@reddit
Breaths 🤣🤣🤣🤣
penny_lab@reddit
Starts a conversation in the middle. I think she has most of the conversation in her head and just decides to include me at some point, but forgets that I need to be brought up to speed.
I've made a game of it now where I try to work out what she's talking about with just the clues I have available.
Guava-Choice@reddit
Imma be real I do this, or continue on a conversation from 10-20 minutes ago because I’ve remembered some random detail that needs to be added immediately… usually the context is completely different from the currently topic and I just hope she is able to make the link that I’ve made
Alternative-Cell8295@reddit
Does she have adhd by any chance?
Gaz-a-tronic@reddit
Yup. Zero context. Just a random statement of of the blue. "I think she should go back. Surely that would be better don't you think?"
Odd-Dragonfruit-8214@reddit
Plastic tubs in the dishwasher facing the wrong way… love some wet socks or trousers when you unknowingly pull the drawer out and half a litre of water splashes onto you
Teaboy1@reddit
Doesnt matter if its toothpaste, nappy cream, pile cream, primula, moisturiser. If its in a tube she squeezes from the middle. Squeeze from the bottom you absolute psychopath.
Hungry_B4I8@reddit
Heroin
Mediocre_Common6235@reddit
Considerately takes the plates back to the kitchen but then just leaves them on the side - no scraping into the food bin, no rinsing; the cat is free to lick whatever's left (recently discovered she loves masala sauce, so not ideal)
Shadecoat@reddit
Bit of a weird one but my husband works nights and so some days he chooses to just pass out on the sofa rather than coming to bed. The annoyance is moreso because I don't want him aching and sore when he wakes up, but in fairness he doesn't want to wake me in kind.
-thisname-@reddit
Breathes
johnsy7@reddit
Says "pound" instead of "pounds" when talking about money, like she's a market trader.
Me: "How much is the school trip?" Her: "37 pound."
She's a lower middle class woman from Barnet.
It really winds me up for some reason, but obviously it's not worth mentioning (no point getting myself in trouble).
TobblyWobbly@reddit
Arsehole never puts anything in the bin. It's just left on the worktop for me to deal with.
Fit_Egg5574@reddit
Put him in the bin
WildWinterberry@reddit
I’d argue over that
Daisy_Ruby@reddit
Sounds like my brother 🙄.
JedsBike@reddit
Can’t put the top on the muthafudgin toothpaste.
HansGruberLove@reddit
We've 'solved' this in our family - everyone has their own toothpaste which we keep on our bedside table. That way the monsters in our family, who squeeze in the middle or don't put screw cap back on properly, keep their bizarre behaviour to themselves.
SallyJaneCooper@reddit
I'm the ultimate monster. I don't put the paste on my toothbrush. I suck it out of the tube then wet the toothbrush and fish the blob off my tongue. I don't know why I do this.
Fit_Egg5574@reddit
The only way if holding a baby
cpt_hatstand@reddit
I did that as a kid...
jamnut@reddit
Seek help
AllThatIHaveDone@reddit
There is no help for that dysfunction.
Amazing-Heron-105@reddit
Capital punishment maybe?
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
what
amberthezombie@reddit
What. The. Fuck
HansGruberLove@reddit
Oh. Dear. Lord. Please go take your crazy somewhere else.
NewSpell9343@reddit
Oh WHAT?! Humanity has no limits to the depths of depravity.
sharps2020@reddit
WTF?
BlueberryIcecream27@reddit
I suck it out of the tube too. Don’t wet the brush though, let my saliva do the work.
Different-Soup262@reddit
This is the most psychotic thing I’ve ever read.
Bonsuella_Banana@reddit
Straight to jail
OutdoorApplause@reddit
I haven't shared a tube of toothpaste with my husband in 10 years. Highly recommend.
colin_staples@reddit
We have different toothpastes too, but because we prefer different ones.
So that's the excuse that person needs to get their own tube
Separate-Tension-353@reddit
Same. He squeezes from the middle & I squeeze from the bottom. You know, to actually get all the toothpaste out. So that's another bug bear I don't have to deal with.
Far_Bad_531@reddit
This is the way , married 40 years …. I have my toothbrush, toothpaste and glass in my cupboard in the bathroom, and he has his in his cupboard.
We are both still alive 🤷♀️
Frigoris13@reddit
Mine wets the brush before putting toothpaste on it. When she scrapes the tube nozzle on the bristles, it puts water in the tube on toothpaste. Irritates me.
Dr_Frankenstone@reddit
Or close the bottle cap on the shampoo and conditioner. Shit is always crusting over and making goopy globs.
FiCat77@reddit
My lot appear to be unable to put empty bottles in the bin which is only 3ft away from the bath. I tried leaving them once to see how long it'd take before someone else did it - we ended up almost running out of space around the bath & I broke & sorted the bottles out.
Divewench@reddit
I buy the pump style toothpaste for this very reason.
Bullet4MyEnemy@reddit
My mum does this and I’m re-reminded of it every time I stay.
The top goes all crusty and gross and I just can’t fathom how anyone would willingly subject themselves to it for the sake of a job that takes barely one second.
Woollen53@reddit
Guilty 🙈... I wonder if my partner feels the same way, I'm going to ask now lol
Chemical_Low_6913@reddit
Better than being incapable of rolling the toothpaste when using last 25%
Even_Highlight_9344@reddit
Doesn't clean up crumbs after making a sandwich....
witchy-wonders@reddit
We have a mutual annoyance. He always puts the nozzle of the cleaning spray to closed after use. And I hate having to open it and so I won’t close it after being done and he then hates when he picks the bottle up and the nozzle is open.
elPedro6669@reddit
This needs to be a poll 😆 and sorry but I'm with him this time!
Sad_Lingonberry_7949@reddit
Puts knifes and forks away in the cutlery drawer. Some points left. Some points right. Tea spoons in with dessert spoons.
There is a system for a reason
elPedro6669@reddit
Divorce, psychopath.
Glum_Audience8149@reddit
Omg I never once thought of clicking a pen after I’ve used it. I’m that bitch. I don’t know what I thought happened-like it’d unclick itself? But every pen I’ve used I’ve had to click, do someone does that. Thank you-someone.
Eltropii@reddit
Doesn’t screw the lid on things. He’ll sort of balance it on top but not screw it on, so when I go to pick it up I just knock the lid straight off.
He also sits at his desk with his feet on the wall. It’s now covered in grubby foot / socks marks (white wall) and needs painting
Avvert@reddit
Never picks up dirty clothes and puts them in a laundry bag.
jimmyt212@reddit
Never puts the milk back in the fridge after the morning cuppa, every.single.day 🫣
CrossCityLine@reddit
She just wonders off when we’re out and about and it’s impossible to find her.
Weirdly my mom used to do the same thing and it pissed my dad right off 😂
FeedFrequent1334@reddit
I live in a pretty small town, and 90% of the time when we go to the shopping center and I bump into guys I know and stop to chat, the conversation usually goes along the lines of: "Where the rest of the clan?"
"They were right here 5 minutes ago. I've gave up looking for them. What about you?"
"Same"
Mystical_witches@reddit
Oh god this is me to my husband too, the amount of hissed "there you are ive been round the shop 3 times" conversations we've had 🤣
bix2020@reddit
We spent an hour waiting for each other at different doors in a store
CrossCityLine@reddit
Are you my wife?
bix2020@reddit
My husband does this and then he's impossible to find because he keeps moving around looking for me!!
Daisy_Ruby@reddit
Clip a balloon to her, my bestie does this wanders off but she's a short arse so I have to look down the isles in boots.
MadWifeUK@reddit
Mr Mad bought me a keyring with a bell to clip on my bag, so he just follows the ringing.
He was inspired (I think) by my mum, who sewed bells onto my guddies when I was a toddler so I could play outside and she could hear where I was going.
LadyFinduillas@reddit
Is your mum blind? Genuinely not taking the piss, this is legit a technique that some blind parents use to help keep track of their toddlers/small children when they are playing out.
MadWifeUK@reddit
No, she doesn't even wear seeing glasses (which pisses me off as I'm on the varifocals!).
But this was the late 70s / early 80s, so it meant she could be doing housework while I was pootling about in the garden and driveway, but still hear me.
Daisy_Ruby@reddit
I had to do this with a friend who moved in he walked round like a ninja I put a cat bell on a bracelet because not being able to hear him & then magically appearing & giving me a scare was doing my head in 🤣
hokkuhokku@reddit
Apologies, but may I ask : what are “guddies”?
MadWifeUK@reddit
Plimsolls. It's what we called them in NI where I grew up. Mr Mad grew up calling them daps in Wales.
SecretiveBerries@reddit
This is my dad 😂 he’s always done it, he’s neither elderly nor suffering with cognitive decline - I’m just pretty sure he’s the one I inherited my ADHD from. No matter where we go, we lose him every half hour because he strolls off to look at something shiny
LadyFinduillas@reddit
As adults, when my sister and I would go out with my mother, my mother was so bad for doing this that my sister and I have been known to ask supermarket/large shops to put out a Tannoy announcement asking for her to make her way to customer services where her family are waiting to collect her.
jtothemofudging@reddit
My husband does this. I can't count the number of times I've been chatting away in the supermarket to turn around and he's not there or, worse, I've been discussing meal plans with a baffled-looking stranger. Then I find him 20 minutes later, waddling down an aisle with his arms full of crisps and biscuits.
tooktherhombus@reddit
...ADHD?
CrossCityLine@reddit
No
JenJMLC@reddit
Ups.. I might do that 🙈😂
herefromthere@reddit
My husband and I both do this, but we know each other well enough to know where to look.
rustynoodle3891@reddit
That's one way to find out you married your long list sister...
Xenc@reddit
She wouldn’t have been long lost if she didn’t keep wandering off!
BlueFlamingoes@reddit
And yet my boyfriend still refuses to hold me on a leash
unclear_warfare@reddit
Lmao
RRW2020@reddit
My partner would like me to post: just turn off the lights when you leave a room.’ And I would like to reply he’s made them all smart… so I’m not supposed to turn the off by, like, actually flipping a switch. I’m supposed to use an app and I forget.
getoffmypedestal@reddit
Our bedroom light used to be voice activated and it would be like OKAY TURNING ON BEDROOM LIGHT. He taped the light switch because I kept turning it on and off from there, but then the Google thing wouldn't work. I hated it so much her horrible robot voice was so loud. We stopped using robot lights when we got our own place.
PamVanDam@reddit
Is voice control an option? I always forget to use our app but it took me no time to get used to asking Siri to turn certain lights on and off. That said , she’s terrible with a Scottish accent so I am always walking around talking like an English chimney sweep 🤣
Alternative-Cell8295@reddit
Please sir(i), lights awf!
kai_enby@reddit
Google Home is fine with Scottish accents, mine only has trouble with me if I'm on the total opposite side of the room
OddControl2476@reddit
Having to get your phone out to turn off a light really doesn't sound like a 'smart' solution
StardustOasis@reddit
It's great for a bedroom though. In winter I have mine come on with my alarm, and go off around the time I need to leave for work. At bedtime I can turn it off from bed, rather than having to turn it off at the wall then get into bed.
kai_enby@reddit
You can get smart remotes for the bulbs that you can place anywhere. I have one on my bedside table as I don't use my phone in bed at night
rhay212@reddit
Asks me what time it is, all the bloody time. We have numerous technologies these days, phones, tv’s, ovens, watches that all tell the time but no he asks me. Every single time. I am his clock.
buzzfrightyears@reddit
He says brought instead of bought and it makes my teeth itch
sootjuggler@reddit
Wet towels all over the 'ockey. Never screws the lid on fully. Always losing her glasses and then using mine until I 'miraculously' find them. She cooks i wash up, I cook, I wash up. Am I a walkover, or am I just(as I suspect) conflict averse. I don't consider them amongst quite a few others, reasonable grounds for a kickup.
NewThrowawayBastido@reddit
I just created a Reddit account purely to be able to ask:
What in the name of all mothering FUCK is an 'ockey? I take it you're not mis-spelling the thing that darts players stand at? Google's no help on this one; I take it from your vernacular that you're Northern?
As for her using your glasses, you must mean reading glasses? You surely can't be the same prescription, or are you talking about drinking glasses?
sootjuggler@reddit
Yep, misspelt. Yep, the darts thing. Who the FUCK can afford prescribed glasses. These are finest off the shelf 'that'll do' readers from tesco. Yep she rips off my beer now and then too. Cambridge it is.
reynolds500@reddit
Whatever I say replies with ‘I …’ or ‘My…’ so always about him not me
thelastword4343@reddit
Exists.....
Firm-Statistician772@reddit
Burps…so fucking loudly
paperchainhearts@reddit
Sneezes SO loudly that it echoes around the room. Every time he does it, it drives me up the wall.
bix2020@reddit
Mine sneezed into the sink.
TurquoiseToaster@reddit
Has 3, sometimes 4, tea towels on the go at once
mad_saffer@reddit
And won't use the same one more than once! And God help you if you use one and don't hang it up in the right place... Mfl.
mad_saffer@reddit
And won't use the same one more than once! And God help you if you use one and don't hang it up in the right place... Mfl.
reynolds500@reddit
My partner puts the tea towel in the wash, but doesn’t get a new one out so I have to spend ages looking everywhere for it before I realise …
skrew86@reddit
I do this. Need seperate ones for drying hands, taking things out the oven and one for drying pots
r_keel_esq@reddit
My wife drives me fucking spare with towels in the kitchen.
Dried her hands or a utensil and then places it on the worktop (or the back of a chair) and I can never find the damn thing. And neither can she, so another one gets taken out the drawer.
There's no sane reason for this behaviour, and yet it persists
Fuzzy-Meaning8518@reddit
I call them the kitchen ghosts!
user0969_@reddit
My partner does the same with bathroom towels Switches between two for the body and two for the hands instead of using one until it's time to wash it and then using a new one
--BooBoo--@reddit
My husband does this with dish cloths - we have two sinks (one kitchen one utility room) so I use one cloth in each sink, and when ones dirty I chuck it in the washing machine and grab a new one out of the draw.
My husband just grabs a new one out of the draw every time he uses one so we can ensure up with 3 or 4 slightly dirty ones in one sink and no clean ones in the draw. Drives me nuts.
G3n0Pl3x@reddit
I think I'm guilty of this one. One for drying the washing up, one for cleaning water splashes from the side & one for drying hands. I'm also the only one who knows which is which, probably because there's no sensible way for anyone else to discern this.
No_Space_9324@reddit
Kitchen roll.
DrainpipeDreams@reddit
That's why you have a hand towel for the one for doing hands, and a microfibre cloth for wiping the sides!
lesloid@reddit
Yes this makes sense - you need a drying hands one, a drying dishes one, and a wiping up spills one….who is using one towel for all three of these things? Yuck
TentativeGosling@reddit
My wife refuses to use the two oven gloves we have to remove hot things from the oven, instead opting for a tea towel scrunched up in her hand, frequently leading to her complaining that she's burnt her hand again
oreosaredelicious@reddit
I do this but it's because my husband regularly walks off with one and puts it somewhere random
mud0k0n_34@reddit
Can never have enough tea towels.
seraseraphine196@reddit
Nooooo my husband does this too and it makes me so annoyed 😂
Aware-Building2342@reddit
Almost never makes the tea to the pint she didn't know how I took for the first 2 years
JohnnyOneLung@reddit
Two minutes into a new tv programme
‘Who’s that then?’
sn34pd0gg@reddit
5-10 minutes into starting a film or a TV program he will decide he wants a shower... Like whyyyy just go before we start the show
stevecrow74@reddit
And 10 minutes later “what’s happening now?”
DarkAdmirer@reddit
My dad says hi, so who are you lot then?
AnalCreamCake@reddit
Never opens the bathroom window when she has a bath or shower!
iristurner@reddit
That's what extractor fans are for surely ? It gets cold with window open.
AnalCreamCake@reddit
Imagine if some bathrooms didnt have extractor fans...
G3n0Pl3x@reddit
Absolutely with you on this, AnalCreamCake. Got to let that moisture out.
Divewench@reddit
Never thought I'd read that sentence........
PM_ME_YER_LIFE_GOALS@reddit
Pear stalks left on the side of the sink every single day.
If I don’t bin them? A small collection, not big enough to play pickup sticks with, or realistically get in the way. But they’re there.
Little stalks of resentment.
And then I throw them in the bin and everything’s ok again.
sn34pd0gg@reddit
My husband always seems to leave one singular bran flake on the side every morning...
NewSpell9343@reddit
How many pears are eaten in your household?! I only eat about 2 a year.
Pyjama365@reddit
That needs a post-it not in the spot they get left saying "pear stalks do not go here, they go in the bin", like you might need to leave reminders around for small children.
4oclockinthemorning@reddit
That way madness lies
Pyjama365@reddit
Oh, I know, but I wouldn't be able to stop myself. Hopefully they would see it as low-stakes and not that deep too.
ilovewin@reddit
Sorry but "little stalks of resentment" made me laugh so much. That's so funny and so annoying!
Imperial_Squid@reddit
It's a good job they don't prefer grapes instead, those stems are much more annoying imo... Would result in The Grapes of Wrath...
I'll see myself out.
penny_lab@reddit
Oo, I have one like this too.
She makes most of the sandwiches for the kids, but will always slice the slightly dry end off the cucumber and leave it on the side, even though the compost bin is right next to the cutting board. I can't complain because she's good enough to make the sandwiches, but why!?
mad_saffer@reddit
My partner leaves the wardrobe doors open. Every. Single. Time.
arenaross@reddit
An absolute inability to understand that you should crush things up before putting them in the recycling bin.
mud0k0n_34@reddit
Plastic bottles, glass and cardboard are better left uncrushed for the recycling plants.
CopperRockQueen@reddit
Came here to say this. Obviously you should collapse boxes and stuff to save space, but I never crush anything to avoid making it difficult to recycle. You should never crush cans.
Jenpot@reddit
Unfortunately if we don't crush cans then we run out of space in the recycling bin! It only gets collected every two weeks.
rhay212@reddit
We are every 3 weeks!
SecretiveBerries@reddit
This and I’m paranoid about little creatures climbing into recycling and getting stuck 😬 even though I don’t think there’s many that could crawl into a can, I still do it.
As a side note, my council allow you to request an extra recycling bin for free, might be worth looking into if you’re always running out of room. We have two for a family of 5. Don’t always need them both emptied, but definitely helpful around Christmas and birthdays etc when there’s tonnes of extra boxes
Jenpot@reddit
Unfortunately ours don't allow it! We always need to do multiple bin runs after Christmas/New Years, as we always end up hosting people at least a couple of times. It's a pain
Fr0gurtCur5ed@reddit
How many cans are you drinking?
Jenpot@reddit
A fair amount? Family of four, and the bin covers plastic, metal and glass. Between juice, beer, tinned ingredients, milk jugs, soft plastics, fruit punnets, yogurt pots, cat food, it fills up fast.
CleeBrummie@reddit
Not according to https://everycancounts.co.uk/to-crush-or-not-to-crush-drink-cans-for-recycling/
mud0k0n_34@reddit
Yeah so cans you CAN crush. Crush away, people!
arenaross@reddit
Yeh i mean I don't think anyone is crushing up glass my friend.
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
I seen a guy do it once he just walked off bleeding couldn’t see his face
arenaross@reddit
Different rules in Glasgow.
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
Whoosh
jackgrafter@reddit
Whoosh.
Cole-Palmer-phd@reddit
Think you got whooshed mate
earthw2002@reddit
It was more of a CRUNCH, SPLAT
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
💀
katspike@reddit
can you elaborate…. are you saying a milk bottle or cardboard box shouldn’t be flattened?
0rlan@reddit
My wife never properly seperates recycling, so I always end up fishing out plastic from the paper, and paper from the plastic bins!
soupalex@reddit
it's actually my partner's parent who is the worst offender for this. it's come to the point where i'm almost glad that they don't bother breaking boxes etc. down, because they'd do such a cack-handed job of it, and i have to sort through the contents of the bin anyway so may as well do it all as one job (by the way, no, pushing plastic sweetie wrappers into a paper envelope or cardboard box does not magically make them recyclable)
0rlan@reddit
Haha my wife does exactly that! Especially with cereal boxes.
froghogdog19@reddit
My partner puts recycling in the general bin, even when I’ve gone to great effort to separate it out.
RummazKnowsBest@reddit
Are you married to my wife?
SarkyMs@reddit
That is enough to start an arguement over
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
This would drive me nuts. Crushing things up is minor by comparison. I had a housemate who didn't even clean things before putting them in the recycling and it was so annoying.
Some_Artichoke_8148@reddit
You see I have an issue with this. Why are we doing it ? At what point did we agree we’d do the councils job for them and then still pay them ? Have one recycling bin. Stick it all in there and then get a machine or people to sort it. You could even make it available for unpaid work in community orders. It winds me up. But I still do it.
GroupCurious5679@reddit
I agree, it's basically a full time job at this point
Figgzyvan@reddit
Our paper goes in with the plastic, and tins. We have it easy.
StardustOasis@reddit
Same for us, and they've recently added glass as well.
redunculuspanda@reddit
I’m genuinely considering swapping the bins around to increase the % of things that make it to the right bin.
twirling_daemon@reddit
RemindMe! 7 days
twirling_daemon@reddit
Please do it & report back on success rate 😂
AllThatIHaveDone@reddit
From her perspective, she's got you trained to handle it.
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
Mine refuses to rinse anything out other than cans. It drives me mad! When I say I don't want my recycling bin stinking of rotting food, his excuse is that I'm not the one who cleans it out as and when! 🙄
marquoth_@reddit
"Cardboard boxes go in the cardboard recycling, regardless of what's in them"
arenaross@reddit
A fellow connoisseur.
wolsters@reddit
But as a general rule, you shouldn't crush recycling (assuming mixed recycling). The sorting plants (MRFs) use cameras to identify and sort things, so crushing e.g. cans and bottles, makes this more difficult. Not an issue where each stream is separated, but this is much rarer.
CaveJohnson82@reddit
Omg my entire family does this and it winds me up SO much.
Therefore, it's their job to take it out to the big bin.
No_Application_8698@reddit
My husband does this with the cardboard stuff!!! He’ll just put a gigantic Weetabix box on top of the pile, teetering precariously. Or worse, he will half-heartedly squash a box but only enough to misshape it and make it take up even more space.
arenaross@reddit
This is outrageous.
Forsaken-Original-28@reddit
Or failing to rinse yogurt pots before throwing them in recycling
arenaross@reddit
Don't get me started on this.
Mumlife8628@reddit
Thisssssssssssssss!!!! Squeeze the cartoon godammit
Vequihellin@reddit
Urgh, my husband never crushes or even gives a cursory squeeze to cans or bottles and just lobs boxes in still in their cube shapes. It's infuriating.
arenaross@reddit
Thoughts and prayers.
hylian-bard@reddit
Oh the boxes get crushed. But that's my problem. The box we put them in inside the house is very small, so if they're just randomly crushed instead of folded up, I can't fit as much stuff in there before it needs emptying into the outside recycling box.
Chrolan1988@reddit
Yes. Putting the lid back on an empty bottle and putting it in the bin. If you can’t crush it at least leave the lid off to make it crushable!!
suchperfectmess@reddit
The rage I feel just reading this…I don’t know why this makes me so angry too?! 😂
arenaross@reddit
Haahahah was fuming just typing it out tbh.
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
Apparently you should crush cans otherwise they won’t be recognised
BlueFlamingoes@reddit
Can relate. But I probably unconsciously do like 1000 worse things.
thelonelyalien98@reddit
I’ve told my partner this so many times over the years 😭
mand71@reddit
Not annoying per se, but when I go into the bathroom I can tell who has been in there last. Seat and lid up - other half had a wee. Seat down and lid up - he's had a poo. Seat and lid down - me on the toilet. It's kinda funny in a way...
Big_Concentrate7728@reddit
Not a partner, but at my workplace someone leaves a dirty mug and plate in the sink directly beneath the hot tap. You have to move said crockery before you can use the tap. This happens every single day.
gogul1980@reddit
She turns the cap on the febreze bottle to OFF everytime after use. When I go to use it I always forget and it irritates me to heck but it really isn’t enough to have an argument about it.
bix2020@reddit
Mine does this too.
elPedro6669@reddit
Is she also on this thread complaining that you never turn the cap to OFF after using it...? 😂
gogul1980@reddit
No doubt about it!
Visible-Pomelo7748@reddit
This is to stop it leaking in the cupboard, just good practice.
TSC-99@reddit
That is weird and annoying
OhWhatADaaay@reddit
Doesn't shut cupboard doors after opening them, winds me right up but not enough to start an argument over.
Hermit_in-a_crowd@reddit
My husband does this and winds me up sooo much. I've argued a few times, but have given up now.
FenianBastard847@reddit
Closes a drawer but not tightly so that it’s just a little proud.
bix2020@reddit
Mine does too. He used to leave cupboards and drawers open to air them We look like we'd had a major break in every day.
Ok-Spring7906@reddit
Kitchen cupboards also.
She tells me it upsets her. I have absolutely zero realization that I'm responsible for it, but, I guess, I must be.
justdont7133@reddit
I accidentally did that with the under-bed drawer recently, then almost immediately broke my toe by walking into it
FiCat77@reddit
My husband & teenage daughter both do this. They seem incapable of properly shutting doors or drawers &, on the odd occasion that I've mentioned it, they look at me like I'm insane. Every time I go into the kitchen the first thing I have to do is close drawers or doors.
easterbunni@reddit
I go around slamming them closed again
user0969_@reddit
Same
bookwormgran@reddit
Mine does this too. Sooooo annoying! Also dangerous as I could walk into them! 😡
BasisOk4268@reddit
That sounds awful ngl
AllThatIHaveDone@reddit
I have ADHD and it's a constant struggle. I cook dinner, look up, and every cupboard door in the kitchen is suddenly hanging open. I live alone, so it's not a big deal, but I do typically finish up cooking dinner by walking around the kitchen and shutting all the doors and drawers 😅
princessfret@reddit
LOL same, I was going to say my ADHD ass does this all the time (not excusing that it’s probably quite annoying though)
SnooGrapes2914@reddit
I do that as well. I'm amazed I've never given myself a black eye since the cupboards are the perfect height for it
Amazing_Goal_8003@reddit
The amount of head injuries I’ve got from open doors is frankly, worrying for other people at this point. It’s a good job I’m solo because people would suspect I was being hurt by a partner
I seem absolutely incapable of remembering to do it at the time, so I’ve now enforced a strict rule that I DO NOT LIFT MY HEAD UNTIL I’VE CHECKED WHATS ABOVE IT.
It’s not flawless (and very backwards just shut the F*cking cupboard) but it has helped with injuries and concussions! Maybe it can help you? ADHD hey 😅
Tape_Badger@reddit
I am very short and can walk underneath our wall cupboards when the doors are open. My husband is tall but doesn't do much cooking. He does, however, hover nearby while I'm cooking, like a hopeful labrador, and snaffles bits and pieces when he gets a chance.
Apparently I left the doors open only for him to bang his head during a thievery attempt one too many times. He switched them all to shelving last summer.
Pavlover2022@reddit
This is a classic ADHD thing. And/or a peri menopause thing. It's not a deliberate attempt to piss you off- it's genuinely not her fault! (Assuming your partner is either ADHD and/or a woman of a certain age!)
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
Oh god, I already have ADHD, what am I going to be like when peri-menopause hits
Pavlover2022@reddit
Yeah.... you might want to brace yourself !! gestures vaguely around general disaster zone of house and of fried brain
Horror-Duty-306@reddit
Or both, I have had to train myself to turn back when walking out a room and clear my chaos. It works on occasion!
BrambleBobs@reddit
Haha my boyfriend does this, but only sometimes. Most of the time he’s great and then he’ll have a day where nothing gets shut. It’s like getting haunted by a very sweet ghost
Gaz-a-tronic@reddit
Mine overfills cupboards so the doors won't quite shut properly. When I think of the hours I spent aligning them all perfectly and now they're never shut.
New_Pop_8911@reddit
My partner does this and it drives me mad. Also leaves the microwave door open and one of the drawers on the air fryer. Asked him why he does it on the air fryer, it's so he doesn't have to press a button to stop both drawers turning on at the same time. Except they don't turn on at the same time so his logic doesn't even make sense!
Paulstan67@reddit
I do this, for me it's a throwback from being a chef, there were no cupboards just shelving.
yaaaaasitshayden@reddit
No that's definitely reasonable grounds for an argument
quackers987@reddit
Simon?
Jaded-Honeydew-9794@reddit
Never folds the towel and puts it back on the towel rail properly. Uses it and shoves it back on all screwed up
bix2020@reddit
Oh yes, several times a day. And gets cross when I call him out on it.!!!
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
Mine lays the kitchen towel across the worktop "to dry out"!!! How does that work then?! 🤣
froghogdog19@reddit
At least yours puts it back on the fucking rail
rebelallianxe@reddit
Think yourself lucky he puts it back at all. My husband leaves towels on beds or chairs, drives me mad!
dark_fairy_skies@reddit
Ooh!! Mine too!! Wet towel, post shower. He wraps it round his waist, then sits on the bed. He applies his lotion while seated, unwraps the towel, and leaves the wet towel flat on the bed - #ON THE SIDE I SLEEP ON
Jaded-Honeydew-9794@reddit
This only applies to the bathroom hand towel. Post shower towels are left wet on the bed or floor 😤
rebelallianxe@reddit
You have my empathies!
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
See I was taught from childhood not to fold up the towel when it's wet as it won't dry properly like that.
Mundane-Badger-9791@reddit
Same- I still don't fold them because they really don't dry or air out like that they just fester 🤮
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
Right? I don't want to come back to a neat-looking towel that's still damp.
Flimsy-Sheepherder98@reddit
Urgh mine always puts his over someone else’s towel that’s currently drying. I have to come along and move them all along so they dry properly
NoICantShutUp@reddit
Genuinely had to check I hadn't posted this. Every time I have to rehang them. It's been 30 years!
grand_total@reddit
Username speaks volumes. 🙂
Unquietdodo@reddit
Mine is the same! He is physically incapable of putting the hand towel through the hoop in the bathroom. I stood and showed him once and I could see his brain short circuiting. I wouldn't mind if it was a fancy fold, but it's literally - put it through the hoop to half way then let it hang. But no, it is just impossible.
Ok_Victory_2977@reddit
This!!!
FolkyWanderer@reddit
Is that you, wife?
LiorahLights@reddit
This one. I have to follow him round the house to straighten them out again.
Gleichfalls@reddit
Inhales his food. Like breathes in every bite. Drives me insane, but I feel like it’s a super bitchy thing to bring up.
FinalEdit@reddit
She always forgets she's left her vape on her lap or near enough to where she's sitting on the sofa, that when she stands up it comes crashing down on the floor - hitting the hardwood floor and causing a loud, shocking bang.
Bonus points if the magnetic tank comes off and rolls under the sofa.
I'm sensitive to loud, sudden noises like that. It's just something that gets on my nerves. So when this happens I initially feel a bit of rage from the shock.
Of course I've come to terms with it and it doesn't cause an argument but it drives me fucking batty!
Important-Rock2475@reddit
I feel this in my soul. I hate loud sudden noises too. Even if I do it I cuss myself out lol. My fiancé clanged plates together earlier when he dried up and I was seething inside 😂
TSC-99@reddit
She shouldn’t be vaping in the house either
FinalEdit@reddit
Lol what? Its our house we will do whatever we fucking like in it thank you very much
TSC-99@reddit
Chavvy as
FinalEdit@reddit
Go back to school lad.
TSC-99@reddit
I’m a teacher 😆
FinalEdit@reddit
You're a knob.
TSC-99@reddit
You’re a chav
FinalEdit@reddit
You're an unbearable, insufferable troglodyte.
Off you fuck, now.
Electronic-Sound331@reddit
Oh no I do this as well, and I annoy myself with it 😂 It’s usually when I’m looking for my vape and it’s somehow buried itself in a fold of dressing gown/hoodie/blanket. It is SO loud.
Monstrrbleu@reddit
Get her a lanyard of some sort! There are plenty of there for phones, I'm sure one could be adapted for a vape
-RobertreboR-@reddit
When my partner empties the dishwasher she just dumps the cutlery in one big mess and doesnt sort it by seperate piles for forks, knives, spoons etc. Infuritating.
luker1771@reddit
I stayed with some friends once and they had this as they're usual cutlery draw set up. I had to empty it out and re arrange.
They moved house so I bought them a really good draw tidy for the cutlery. I spot check when I visit now.
Criticada@reddit
That’s just wrong.
The_sea_is_my_dream@reddit
When mine loads the dishwasher he puts the plates where the bowls should go (larger spaces) and vice versa. I just tut (quietly) and put them in the right place
Mundane-Badger-9791@reddit
I'd mention that if I were you
JenJMLC@reddit
My bf does the same, maybe they should date
herefromthere@reddit
My house decided we didn't need a cutlery draw sorter, we just put all the cutlery in the drawer.
TheGingerGK@reddit
Tbh I group and sort the cutlery tray as i fill up the dishwasher so emptying is easier. Not only does my partner not join in with me doing this, she continues to put the cutlery in the wrong way up too. Something else I quietly fix when I see it!
Loquis@reddit
My wife puts stuff that's still wet on the draining board, she never ever clears the draining board, if there's already stuff there, it gets pushed to the side.
YourLocalMosquito@reddit
Holy shit, that’s unhinged bud.
soupalex@reddit
what the fuck, why have a drawer organiser at all, you should just have a big bucket full of cutlery and have everyone play lucky dip
RaspberryJammm@reddit
It depends on what kind of dishwasher cutlery tray you have. If you have a classic caddy in the bottom drawer situation, they actually clean better if you don't separate them because otherwise they stack neatly against eachother and so don't clean properly. If you have a flat top drawer for the cutlery, separating is helpful
lozz79@reddit
Ridiculous behaviour
suchperfectmess@reddit
This is wild…
Perfect-Change-896@reddit
I’m sorry but this is absolutely absurd.
Better-Employ-4495@reddit
That would cause an argument from me, you are a better person than I.
Over-Space833@reddit
Using a teaspoon to stir coffee and just leaving it on the counter top. Or the last bit of loo roll and just raving the round cardboard piece about. Its amazing because I grew up having a maid in the house and he didn't and we never did that.
HorizontalDan@reddit
"Using a teaspoon to stir coffee and just leaving it on the counter top."
Isn't that normal? I have a dedicated coffee teaspoon I stir coffee with and leave on the counter for about a week before it gets washed. Washing a teaspoon after each cup sounds like a chore.
Sparky833@reddit
Mine licks the coffee spoon. He knows I am going to get another cup, but licks it anyway. I make the first cups, get a new spoon, lay a paper towel down, mix coffee and put the used spoon on it so no counter mess, and it's ready for the next cup, which we each make ourselves. Despite my asking, like, 1,000 times, he continues to do this. Drives me crazy.
ConduciveMammal@reddit
You don’t have to wash it, just rinse it under the tap and put it back on the spoon dish. Stops it getting all sticky.
Over-Space833@reddit
It takes 2 seconds. And you can put the cleaned up spoon you wish to use all day on a saucer.
CherryConscience@reddit
Same, we wash the teaspoon after every use. I also dislike teabag piles that people will build on the saucer until deciding to chuck it. But not my home not my problem I guess, although secretly when I enter someone’s home with that it really annoys me!
Tattycakes@reddit
My teaspoon sits on the pile of teabags in their little teabag holding tray for several days 😅 you’re totally normal dw. It all sits there til the leaning tower of teabags becomes unstable and goes in the bin
Paulstan67@reddit
But then the counter is rancid with coffee stains.
luker1771@reddit
When a soap dispenser gets low, Instead of swapping it out for a new one or refilling it with the refill we also have, that we have plenty of in the cupboard..... She fills it back up with water so now it dispenses a little pathetic shit mix of watered down cheap soap that achieves nothing in the way of cleaning my hands.
irritablebeans@reddit
He eats as if he's being watched, and he is putting on a performance and pretending he doesn't know he's being watched.
iristurner@reddit
Leaves the lids off pens.
Gaz-a-tronic@reddit
Uses placeholder words for the critical bit of the sentence then gets annoyed with me when I can't divine what's in her brain.
"Have you moved my keys?" "They're in the thing" "What?" "In the thing" "What thing?" "For God's sake! They're IN THE THING!"
jaimefay@reddit
The placeholder words are called metasyntactic variables. Always amazes me that I can remember that, but lose words like "spoon". Brains are weird places.
Brilliant_Bullfrog84@reddit
She puts nail clippings in her used coffee mug which stick to the bottom as the coffee residue dries.....I have to scrape them out before putting the dishwasher on
Criticada@reddit
Ewww
Mundane-Badger-9791@reddit
That is absolutely fucked, what?!?!
ConduciveMammal@reddit
That’s grim as fuck
SnooWalruses586@reddit
Oh no, no no no. The question was for something that’s a bit annoying but doesn’t cause arguments.
This is divorce material.
Xenc@reddit
Bringing a gun to a pillow fight.
lavender_cookie_@reddit
OMG I'm so uncomfortable reading this never mind witnessing it IRL. Hell no. DISHONOUR!
Tattycakes@reddit
Hurk
MidsummerMidnight@reddit
Nah just put it in the dishwasher like that. The hot water will do that job for you!
outrageous_whale@reddit
This made me extremely uncomfortable to read, and I would personally argue about this one because ew :-(
SnooWalruses586@reddit
We can be together all evening, having finished work at similar times, had dinner together, sat chilling for a couple of hours, and only when I say that I’m off to bed will he decide to start an important decision requiring conversation.
Things about weekend plans or which flights are best for our next holiday, nothing urgent.
I’m usually left just staring at him in disbelief from the living room door as I try to escape the day in a sleepy haze.
Meggery92@reddit
My husband does this when I’m already in bed and reading to wind down for the evening. You had your chance. It’s too late now
Visible-Pomelo7748@reddit
This made me chuckle because it's my partner through and through. The most common conversation once I stand up to make my way to bed is "what's for dinner tomorrow?". I have however decided it's cute that he just wants me to stick around a little while longer.
Fluid-Vacation-3172@reddit
My teenager does this! Says school was fine at 4pm but remembers at 11pm that something HUGE happened that she must tell me in minute detail while I'm hallucinating with fatigue
i_see_frogs@reddit
Takes ages to do things that I can do quite quickly. For example, we take it in turns to do the “big shop” and when I do it I’m back within an hour, when he does it it’ll be knocking on two hours, and we’re both buying the same stuff! I don’t understand why it takes so long. And he’s the same with small tasks too, like if he’s making lunch he’ll spend 20 minutes crafting a toasted sandwich that I could make in 5 minutes. Or if he’s cleaning the kitchen he’ll spend a good hour on it when in reality it’s 20 minutes of work, but he’s just such a faffer! I can’t really complain though as he’ll do any/all chores, just much slower than me.
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
Distracted by the "middle of Lidl"!!! Mine is the same! Says he hates the big shop, which we do together. Yet he's the one holding us up by looking at everything in the supermarkets, comparing brands vs weights vs price. He drives me mad! I know where everything is, so I just go along and leave him behind! Then he gets sucked into the vortex of the middle aisles or the flog off shelves!
staners09@reddit
Places the bin bags on the front door step for me to put in the bin when I get back from walking the dog. The dog then tries to eat the rubbish it’s really annoying!
Gingerpowerrr@reddit
When she says something to me that I don't quite hear. I say pardon. Then she repeats it at the exact same volume....
BISH IF I DIDNT HEAR YOU THE FIRST TIME I AINT GONNA HEAR YOU THE SECOND AT THE SAME VOLUME 😂
ConfidentReference63@reddit
Mine is the opposite. I’ll say something, get a pardon, I’ll repeat it louder, then get a “stop shouting!”
mmoolloo@reddit
This was my mum and it drove me insane. I've noticed lately that I've been doing it myself and my girlfriend gets visibly irritated by the third time she has to ask me to repeat what I just said. I have no idea why it happens or how to stop doing it 😢
soupalex@reddit
this is both me and my partner, i think, although i actually do have a diagnosed hearing loss, and they like to keep things interesting by turning their head mid-sentence to direct their voice somewhere other than towards me
Fleurlamie111@reddit
Gah I hate this so much when people do that!
Notios@reddit
Tbf volume isn’t the only reason someone might not hear. Could just not be paying attention
BocaSeniorsWsM@reddit
The dishwasher. She fills it like she has no understanding of how water behaves. It drives me fucking mad.
Lyscart@reddit
turns the tele over without asking what I want to watch. especially if i'm out of the room. even after all these years
InsurancePurple4630@reddit
Never gets up early enough for me to have a lie in/her to get to get the kids ready.
Apart from today as it's my birthday!
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
Happy belated birthday! 🎊🎉🎁🎈🍰🎂🧁
soupalex@reddit
happy birthday!
t03strange@reddit
valid to cause an argument over - i was dogsitting w my boyfriend and had a go at him for waking me up early to feed the dogs when he was already getting up early for work because he starts earlier than me, he then started feeding the dogs when he got up instead of waking me up an hour earlier than i needed to get up
Tattycakes@reddit
🎂🎁🎈🎊🎉🥳
ThereAndFapAgain2@reddit
For me that's more than a little bit annoying if you're always having to get the kids ready, it should be a team job raising the kids and getting them ready for school is a part of that.
InsurancePurple4630@reddit
My wife does other aspects of things more than me too towards the houses and the kids. Defo a team job. She's not a morning person also, which is get.
triz___@reddit
She tidies my slippers up and everyday moves them from their place on the floor to a random place that I have to seek out. The really bothersome part is that I always leave my slippers next to hers. She moves mine but leaves hers where they are.
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
Start moving hers
PureObsidianUnicorn@reddit
Slipper wars
Frigoris13@reddit
It's a slippery slope
Jimoiseau@reddit
Pick hers up, look for yours, leave hers wherever you found them.
Horfield@reddit
100%
I'd consider this an act of war.
CellistLow8857@reddit
Haha this reminds me of that famous Reddit post where the guy’s wife was always tying his shoelaces but he needed them to be untied (he was an on call paramedic I think?) and she just REFUSED to leave them untied. It was bizarre.
claypolejr@reddit
https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gpa82s/my_36m_wife_34f_keeps_tying_my_boots_after_ive/
And a follow-up: https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gxh3g6/update_my_36m_wife_34f_keeps_tying_my_boots_after/
cpt_hatstand@reddit
Must be fake, no reddit user has ever successfully had a conversation with their partner about a problem...
Xenc@reddit
Who ties laces on shoes that are not being worn?!
CellistLow8857@reddit
She said they looked untidy being left out untied! It was mad. I can understand that she didn’t like it (her preference) but he was being called out to literal medical emergencies in the middle of the night so trying to get dressed quickly in the dark.
I believe he retaliated by tying her shoes really tight or something she went off the deep end about it. Someone linked the thread in reply to my original comment - it’s worth a read!
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
Me, but only for my boots (they have a side zip for actually putting them on/taking them off, so the laces stay tied all the time unless I need to loosen them/tighten them/take them off to clean the boots)
stevee05282@reddit
People with OCD
Kaioxygen@reddit
Start doing it back.
rosegoldqueen28@reddit
Do you ever ask "where the devil are my slippers?"
Available_Manner7856@reddit
Does she leave hers "neatly" together and yours are sort of kicked off in a mess?
We have garden shoes by the back door and though my husband leaves his in the same place as mine, I feel like I'm forever "tidying" his so they're together in a pair rather than dropped in the way of the back door.
triz___@reddit
No
soupalex@reddit
my partner has garden shoes (two pairs, actually, in addition to the 10+ other pairs they have in racks near the front door. their parent, who lives with us, is worse: they have about 30, about half of which are identical) that don't have a proper place to live and just get kicked off near the back door, where they trip me up or get stuck under the door and prevent it from opening or closing cleanly.
TheodoreEDamascus@reddit
Women hide things so we have to ask them for help to find them.
Sorry ladies, your secret is out.
herpaderpa123217372@reddit
And it's never the same place twice
TobblyWobbly@reddit
Sounds like our greyhound. Does she sometimes chew them too?
Ok-Spring7906@reddit
I can confirm that whippets do this also. We have one that is especially partial to footwear.
Ok_Victory_2977@reddit
😭😭
AromaticVacation3077@reddit
He leaves useless amounts of food. Not enough to do something with the next day, but enough to make you feel wasteful throwing it out. Either finish it, or leave enough for left overs FFS.
PuzzleheadedFrame441@reddit
Piles his used clothes up in a heap on a chair and leaves me to sniff out which need cleaning and which are good for a second wear! Works from an office every day so by Friday it’s a heap but he’s knackered and I love him so I let it go!
Consistent-Cap-9360@reddit
She puts her towel over mine on the towel rail. Not ask the way, just about half.
The thing is, if she folded her towel lengthways they would both fit on the rail. But she always folds it widthways, so it’s too wide.
I just push hers off mine and leave it scrunched up.
AdvanceAlive2103@reddit
Always always leaves about 1/2” of tea at the bottom of the mug
anxiousoneisme@reddit
Use something up so there's packaging and he'll leave it on the kitchen top, rather than just put it in the tub we have for recycling that would only require him to turn slightly to place the cardboard in the recycling tub rather than on the work top. It's easier to just pick the items up myself and put them into the tub.
GuineapigsRB@reddit
My husband takes tablets from blister packs randomly and usually from different strips if there’s more than one in a packet. He knows it annoys me but he says he’s in too much of a rush and picks any strip.
It drives me mad as I’m forever sorting through his prescription tablets to ensure he has enough left before he needs a repeat. I’ve found several strips with just a couple of tablets on each
pm_me_your_amphibian@reddit
Puts dirty dishes on the side when the dishwasher is dirty/empty.
Upbeat_Map_348@reddit
She always uses the wrong kitchen utensil to serve dinner. Like the pronged spaghetti thing for a casserole or a ladle for something that’s not really liquid.
NewSpell9343@reddit
😂 I love this. Chaotic energy.
Upbeat_Map_348@reddit
She always puts the loo roll on the wrong way. She’s possibly a psychopath.
NewSpell9343@reddit
What is the wrong way? Over or under? Or sideways?
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
Over, no question!
NewSpell9343@reddit
I would downvote you for this but I appreciate the interaction. The free sheet must flow over the top of the roll.
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
That's what I said, over the top, hanging down. I hate having to grapple under the roll to find the end!
NewSpell9343@reddit
Phew! Sense here.
TentativeGosling@reddit
On a utensil front, my wife always puts kitchen tongs upside down in the utensil holder (V-style) so that trying to get them back out causes everything to come out with them. My preference is ^-style do that you can slide them out, even if one half of the tongs is hanging out the side
imalwayshungr@reddit
I'm giggling so much at this. I hope she knows it winds you up and chuckles every time she does it! 😂
Peppy_Tomato@reddit
As long as it can hold what it's being asked to hold, it's the right utensil. Don't fall for the big-utensil conspiracy to sell you 6 different kinds of utensils when one will do 🤣.
theyellowscriptures@reddit
He’s always sniffing in the mornings and just before bed. Please get a tissue 😭😭😭
Admirable-Trouble789@reddit
I've already put a comment on here but this is another one of mine.
His sniffing in the mornings hurts my soul.
theyellowscriptures@reddit
It drives me insane!!!
Admirable-Trouble789@reddit
I've got misophonia so it's incredibly rage inducing.
I counted one morning a couple of years ago and he sniffed 358 times in 5 minutes.
AffectionateDot4758@reddit
Or an air purifier
theyellowscriptures@reddit
We have one 😭😭😭
debsdogmanhunter69@reddit
Absolutely refuses, for God knows what reason, to use a plate for his toast on a morning. Then leaves crumbs all over the bread board. I just pick it up and leave it by the sink now. And don't get me started on how many times I've come down to blobs of butter and jam on the laminate flooring! It drives me insane. I used to have a go at him, but it just fell on deaf ears!
HowsItHangeling@reddit
They put used matches back in the match box after lighting candles/firelighter.
serit97@reddit
Asks me repeatedly about what’s going to happen next when we are watching a film / series that I have watched and she hasn’t.
CrustyHumdinger@reddit
Leaves trousers (etc) in the washing basket with one leg in, one leg out
The_sea_is_my_dream@reddit
Oh yes mine does that, and I return them, clean, in the same way. If I have to get them out of the wash basket, wash them, dry them and put them back in the bedroom, I'll be DAMNED if im going to turn the sleeve/leg etc the right way out as well. If he can't be arsed, neither can I!
Fleurlamie111@reddit
Yes! This is my husband!!
sandersonprint@reddit
Hokey-cokey laundry
Mundo7@reddit
does he just stand there next to the basket all day with one leg in it?
fleets87@reddit
Snores. I know he can't help it, yes I wear earplugs, yes I still hate the noise.
UltrajetAddict@reddit
Is entirely incapable of finishing any drink, ever.
HotSpotPleaseItch@reddit
My wife puts things right on the front edge of the kitchen worktop precariously close to falling off & each time you want to use the kitchen worktop space, you need to shuffle everything back so you can use it.
That and she also leaves half drunk cups of tea next to the sink. Which is great when I go to load the dishwasher and give the kitchen floor a good splash of tea as I turn it upside down to put it in.
lastnamedotfirstnam3@reddit
Never lets me finish my sentence. It’s fucking infuriating, but also makes an argument - or any 2-way dialogue for that matter - impossible.
4tunabrix@reddit
Says ‘done’ when she should say ‘did’
Lab-Enthusiast91@reddit
My beloved other half will do the dishes, but he won’t sweep the lounge or the rest of the kitchen for “extras” before running the water. If there’s a mug or dish that wasn’t in the actual sink to start with, it won’t get washed.
Also, socks - he never wears a proper pair. I’ve seen him wear one thick, thermal sock and a thin one on the other foot before now. His reasoning is that they’re a perfectly fine pair, because they were both grey.
If he were to read this, I suspect my annoying habit would be moving his things around. In my mind I’m just tidying up because I hate random gubbins on surfaces that we use regularly, however in his mind, I’m determined to irritate him by being too tidy 😂
Electronic-Fennel828@reddit
Leaves empty packets of stuff in the fridge or cupboards. Like bruh. Just bin the fucking packet.
LittleSadRufus@reddit
He stacks the dishwasher at random. When I explain all the racks etc have a specific purpose, he insists that's just my personal preference. Even though it's all evident from the manual.
He also puts dishes that can go in the dishwasher into the sink, and fills them with water. He explains he's presoaking them, but all this creates is a filthy mess in the sink that then needs to be transported to the dishwasher and the sink needs to be cleaned up too.
And he puts thermal paper receipts in the recycling bin, even though they're not recyclable
MadWifeUK@reddit
At least he has found the dishwasher.
Mr Mad leaves dishes on the worktop right above the dishwasher. He'd rather fill it in one go, he says. (Which, to be fair, is the way he washed dishes before I came along: he'd wash dishes once a week). Whereas I'm a fill-as-you-go gal. So what actually happens is that he leaves dishes on the worktop and I put them in the dishy next time I'm making a brew, which is like 5 times a day minimum.
InfiniteRadness@reddit
This would drive me crazy, our sink and counter space aren’t very big so it would quickly become blocked if dishes were just piled up until there was enough to fill the dishwasher. But also, who doesn’t just put things in the dishwasher any old how until you have enough to actually organize it, and then rearrange more efficiently? My girlfriend has the first part down but not the second, and gets mildly offended when she hears me rearranging things to fit more stuff in there.
Sweetlittle66@reddit
I learned something new today. Incidentally whenever my in laws come they put soft plastics in the recycling and I have to separate them all out again.
soupalex@reddit
i suspect this is partially a "different council area" thing (as in different councils collect different kinds of recycling, although apparently this is to be standardised later this year?), and maybe partly also an "olds" thing (as my partner's parent never uses the correct bin for absolutely anything, despite having moved in with us three years ago). it's annoying, isn't it?
Sweetlittle66@reddit
I think I'd go a little bit crazy with it after three years. Especially if there's a risk of your bin not getting taken because of something that shouldn't be in there!
SwimmerOld6155@reddit
Had a housemate also do this. It didn't seem to do anything useful and just created the additional task of pouring the slightly gross water out before putting it in the dishwasher.
secretrebel@reddit
Pre soaking is my complaint too. Our dishwasher works fine. Rinsing off a particularly dirty plate is all that’s needed. But instead every day I find a disgusting soup of dirty water with things soaking in it and have to clear it before I can hand wash the items we prefer not to put in the dishwasher.
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
I wonder if this is a hangover from a time when dishwashers were less effective? As a kid I was always taught to pre-soak certain things (especially anything with cheese on it) but my current dishwasher actually handles them fine without.
Unquietdodo@reddit
I used to get stressed about this, but my therapist said I have control issues and I realised she might have been right when I was telling him that OBVIOUSLY the forks all have to face the door...
epicmindwarp@reddit
These are all dick moves.
soupalex@reddit
TIL. i had a feeling they mightn't be, and generally toss them in general waste as they're a) probably prone to flying away unless bagged (our general waste is bagged, recyclables are loose), b) so lightweight that nothing much could be recovered from them anyway
+1 dishwasher woes. i'm generally the one to load the dishwasher and have figured out e.g. which of our oddly-shaped mugs prefer to be where in order to be cleaned properly, how widely to space the plates, and (this is more personal preference but it also makes sure everything fits) how to organise the cutlery basket. sometimes my partner starts loading before i can get to it and is much more chaotic, so i have to decide between doing some reorganising and getting the thick end of the wedge over undoing their work, or just going along with it and hoping that the temperamental washing machine won't decide that some things need to be put through again.
also +1 sink blockage. i will sometimes soak a porridge bowl or pancake batter jug, but everything else queues up neatly on the kitchen counter (because otherwise muggins here has to take it all OUT of the sink in order to clean the sink prior to any washing-up, because the love of my life also never mucks out the plug/food trap, which is generally gummed up with bits of chopped veg or pasta that fell out of the strainer). it's less of a problem now that we have a dishwasher, but i used to get bollocked all the time for not doing the washing-up frequently enough (when in truth i was just exhausted at constantly having to take everything out of the sink prior to washing it all up, instead of having it piled up on the counter as i repeatedly asked it to be)
DrainpipeDreams@reddit
Not enough people know about not recycling those receipts.
askepticalbureaucrat@reddit
I don't want to be that person, but what things do you think you do that are annoying to him?
Apollo_Of_The_Pines@reddit
Every few weeks he decides he needs to rearrange my papers and mail. It took me multiple days to find my W2 for my taxes that I had left on the top of my desk in our office. I found it in with my employee handbooks for my current job on the lower shelf of the coffee table. Also when we are out shopping I will tell him where we are going than 20 minutes later ask me if we are heading home next
R1ck_Frankish@reddit
Not just my wife but my daughter too. Why the F is the kettle not on its holster!?!?
BigDumbGreenMong@reddit
Watches tiktok/insta videos on her phone, without headphones, while we're watching TV. She insists it's not a big deal and everybody else in the family does it, but we don't.
My passive aggressive response is to keep turning the TV up obnoxiously loud until she gets the message.
Visible-Pomelo7748@reddit
That's just incredibly rude
Admirable-Trouble789@reddit
This would be a deal breaker for me. Seriously.
Admirable-Trouble789@reddit
My fiance has lots of little habits that make me silently rage.
Used towel just thrown on the floor, bed, anywhere except back on the rail.
He leaves his clothes wherever he takes them off, like you can see where each foot was when he got undressed because there's one sock here and the other one a few feet away.
He puts dirty dishes including used teaspoons on the FUCKING DRAINING BOARD. Which is directly above the dishwasher.
It's like living with a teenager. He's 49.
Marvel--Jesus@reddit
Everything, she just drifts away with the fairies sometimes.
I love her, so I just sigh & deal with it.
Fit-Case-7857@reddit
Just to move it on one, my wife is a lover of the list, more so, she loves me writing it whilst she dictates, I am under no circumstances allowed a clicky pen because I constantly click it, now and again if I know list making activities are happening I go find my own clicky pen only to have it removed from me, no argument ensues but we’re both annoyed at each other afterwards from both sides of the clicky pen
DogDrools@reddit
Leaves the door to the bathroom cabinet ever so slightly ajar by about an inch. Does my head in but seems really petty to mention it.
ibiacmbyww@reddit
Drops an "I love you!" as I'm leaving the room constantly.
-cunningstunt@reddit
He reads out loud a lot, and it always seems to be when I’m reading or focused on something.
Bluefunkt@reddit
Nothing, he's perfect for me.
HansGruberLove@reddit
Not putting empty loo rolls in the recycling but letting them 'collect' in the bathroom. Drives me insane.
Pocketsizedwolf@reddit
Getting gerbils helps with this problem, I found 😂😂
WildWinterberry@reddit
I do this too and it’s because by the time I’ve pulled my knickers up and washed my hands I’ve forgot all about it. It then becomes part of the bathroom and I don’t notice it anymore. Then repeat it about 10 times and there’s a gang of them so I notice them and finally put them in the bin
Eskarina_W@reddit
I am guilty of forgetting on occasion, but I'll see it the next time I walk in.
Eskarina_W@reddit
I used to live in a flatshare with another woman & 2 guys. We had a girls and a boys bathroom and thank god because I looked into the boys one once and there was a TOWER of cardboard tubes on the window sill and more scattered on the floor.
HansGruberLove@reddit
I, too, have witnessed the Bog Roll Pyramids.... Which makes me more annoyed because if they can build a freaking pyramid they're aware they are there! Ergo, they should have the awareness to pop them in the recycling...
RhubarbImmediate7007@reddit
“Maybe” as an answer to any question. Sometimes it means “yes” sometimes it means “no but I don’t want to hurt your feelings”, sometimes it means “no why would you even ask? Do you want to have a think about how stupid they is”.
Commit!
Balnagask@reddit
Neither do, or ever have I.
Probably due to my loath of repetitive pen clickers, but also, it doesn't matter 😛
splatts32@reddit
My partner ALWAYS puts her phone on a table/surface half hanging off the edge. It could be the biggest table ever, with nothing else on it, yet she still does it. Drives me insane. I'm constantly palming it so it slides to a safe distance on the table.
Matt-J-McCormack@reddit
Overstuffing draws so they block and won’t open.
JoneseyP98@reddit
There will be a plate of food in the fridge. Say a leftover slice of pizza or a pie. He take the slice and put the plate back in the fridge. Arrrrggghhhh!
He is autistic so I let it slide as everything else house/chore wise is fine so I let it go.
LilienSkye@reddit
For me it’s asking random questions, expecting me to know the answers. For example: have you seen my screwdriver that I last used 6 months ago in a previous house? And he stands there, looking at me waiting for an answer. Seriously? The saddest part is that I usually know the answer…
Possible-Koala-4752@reddit
The state of my wife’s bedside table. It’s a constant mess.
One_Water_2323@reddit
My first husband always ALWAYS went for a pee at the point I served dinner. He knew I was cooking for half an hour before it was ready but never NEVER went for a pee during that time.
It wasn’t the reason I divorced him, but simply typing this is triggering feelings of the rage I used to have when he did it.
And it was nearly 40 years ago.
Intrepid-Hornet@reddit
Doesn't let the air back into shampoo/washing up liquid/etc bottles so they end up all crumpled and wobbly and it's really hard to get the last bits out
Drives me up the fucking wall but it's not like I can start a fight over 'the conditioner bottle is all caved in'
I have no idea why it bothers me so much
madcow87_@reddit
This has become a running joke now and we laugh about it but it does my sodding head in.
She has a complete inability to finish a task. I literally stumble across something and like a trail of breadcrumbs find a host of tasks that she hasn't finished and then find her doing something somewhere else in the house.
Example, bag of shopping on the kitchen floor, next to the washer door that's opened, with her keys on the side. I'll check the drier and sure enough the washings in there with the door open. I'll go upstairs and the dried laundry is in the basket ready to be sorted and put away but the loft hatch is open and she's up there sorting the Christmas decorations.
MrsCDM@reddit
His farts are really loud. Obviously he can't help it, they're just naturally thunderous and usually very high pitched, but goodness me does it irationally annoy something deep in my soul.
Impossible_Disk_43@reddit
He never puts his shoes on the shoe rack. Ever. He just kicks them off once he's in the kitchen right by the drying rack. It's not the end of the world but it really does my tit in.
softandsquishyGM@reddit
Doesn't separate her washing. Not colours from whites or whatever, I'm talking she will remove a jumper/hoodie with a t shirt still inside it and just LEAVE IT LIKE THAT! And the worst part? She pulls one arm out first, so they're always half inside out...... aaaarrrrgh
cayosonia@reddit
He has to have everything out and not put away in drawers or cupboards. Says its easier to find stuff but he can't find what he is looking for most of the time because of the mess.
cayosonia@reddit
He has to have everything out and not put away in drawers or cupboards. Says its easier to find stuff but he can't find what he is looking for most of the time because of the mess.
Rude-Leader-5665@reddit
Inability to screw lids back on bottles. They're just placed on with a slight twist, Toothpaste lid never closed. Makes a drink, runs tap, inserts glass into water stream so water goes down the side of the glass and causes glass circles on every surface.
PompeyBlue@reddit
Whenever we go out, to enjoy ourselves (like a couple of pints down the pub on a Sunday afternoon) she'll take the opportunity to go through dates, times, plans and treat it as a planning session rather than a nice relaxing afternoon out. EVERY. TIME.
marvelman68@reddit
Leaves the milk out after making a cup of tea. Drives me crazy, I’m constantly putting it away but of course if I’m not around it stays out for ages and then in the morning I end up with off milk!
Neat-Dig-1788@reddit
Turns lights off as you leave a room, even if you are literally about to go back in there. E.g. cooking the kids tea, you nip to the other room to get something and I come back to all the kitchen lights off. It is maddening.
Or putting damp washing away. He is trying to be helpful but actually the damp smell then goes through all the other clothes...
ttrsphil@reddit
Most of you appear to be married to my wife.
Gazado@reddit
She starts whole lengthy conversations as I'm one foot in and one foot out of the living room on the way out to do something where she had hours prior to that to strike up the conversation.
Or that she never closes cabinet cupboards in the kitchen properly so I walk around closing them afterwards, whenever the next time is that I go into the kitchen.
I'm certain she'd reply with something to with finding odd socks of mine in the living room... I mean, I don't know how they end up there either to be fair.
Meta-Fox@reddit
My hearing isn't the best, and he mumbles a lot. Most of the time I can deal with it, but the thing that really irritates me is the fact that if I ask him to repeat himself because I haven't heard him, he will repeat it at the exact same volume and cadence as before. Which obviously won't work!
specialdelivery88@reddit
Opened up the marriage but only on her side.
interruptMOOOingcow@reddit
He dream cheats.
clockwork_pianet@reddit
Putting the loo roll on the holder the wrong way round
Bandiit17@reddit
Always asks predicts what will happen at the end of a movie or TV show we just started watching, it’s like 5 mins in or asks me what’s happening or who’s that, constantly even though we’re both watching together and I’ve never seen it before either
easterbunni@reddit
Tells me to get the 'thing' then gets frustrated that I don't know what the 'thing' is then tries to tell me it's in the thingy by the whatsit!!!!!
Leaves the kitchen cupboard doors open
Starts washing up the stuff I was putting in the dishwasher so that the dishwasher can't go on because it's not a full load
Starts singing a stupid song that then gets in my head
stu676@reddit
She just twists the microwave timer to max no matter what’s in there. Then tries to remember to check the food.
I mean why not just turn it to 5 mins if that’s when you want to check the food?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HER LOGIC IN REFUSING TO USE THE TIMER CORRECTLY
ChooChooBananaTrain@reddit
Leaves the hallway light on when it’s midday and bright AF. I calculated the cost of it and it was like £5 a month worth of elec
No_Brain6753@reddit
Even if on for 12 hours a day it’s not going to be more than 60 pence a month.
Woollen53@reddit
No coz I have this argument all the time. There are no windows on the landing and I dont like a dingy feeling house. It makes me lethargic and I doss about at home all day as a result. When I get up, get ready and do my jobs in a bright home, I feel like going out and being productive or exploring the world.
It does not cost £5 a month if you use an LED light. It costs about £20-£30 a year if its left on 24/7 all year long, which it's only actually on when we are home.
So light off: less motivated, stay at home making cups of teas, watching TV, having lower quality of life. Kettle and TV cost about £8-9 of electric a month if I'm home for 6 hours through the day rather than out.
Light on: gives me my "get up and go", get things done, get outside, not using kettle and TV, having better quality of life. Spending, what about £2 per month, and saving the £8?
Euphoric-Wall-2576@reddit
I'm the same. I think I got it from my other. She was always switching lights on and asking why we were sitting in the dark. The hallways is the one area in my house with no natural light so I put the light on during the day. It definitely affects my mentality.
elPedro6669@reddit
You've inspired me to fit some brighter bulbs and stop being so anally retentive about switching them off if I'm even stepping into a different room for three seconds...
Woollen53@reddit
Haha cool! Sometimes the seemingly most sensible, isnt the most beneficial 😊
elPedro6669@reddit
True - need to be reminded to treat ourselves as living creatures sometimes, not just automatons!
Woollen53@reddit
Yes! Going off topic and overboard, as I often do, but... people need to consciously and lovingly look after their own human. That human you see in the mirror has done a lot for you, and for the world, and its relying on you alone to meet its needs. After everything it's done for you all these years, you owe it a good quality of life ... let it have the light on 😊
elPedro6669@reddit
Off-topic and Overboard would be a fantastic name for an ADHD group ... but we all know I'll never get around to starting that 😂
Woollen53@reddit
Haha, but we would make some amazing to-do lists for starting this group tho! 🤣
banxy85@reddit
Pretty sure you calculated wrong lol
ChooChooBananaTrain@reddit
By me calculating I mean Gemini 😂
OkFlow1178@reddit
How do you even live your life blinding trusting an AI that gets something this tiny so incredibly wrong, that’s genuinely concerning
intenseskill@reddit
How? because it aint that deep bro. It is not like he asked how much bungee cord is needed to bungee jump off a certain bridge is it?
OkFlow1178@reddit
The fact you think there is no grey area between him asking AI how much electricity an appliance is using to planning a bungee jump is mind boggling bro, if you cannot see how trusting AI with this mic initial confidence in your answer is concerning the it cannot be explained to you. I swear you can spot ai users a mile off now, zero critical thinking skills
intenseskill@reddit
How does my reply imply i think there is no grey area between the two? Are you insane bro? Do you just read something and then make up what it means? I am making a joke to make a point. You say it is concerning that this guy used ai to ask how much money it costs to run a light bulb and he puts reply on reddit. You thinking that is concerning is more concerning, it shows you take a little bit of evidence and run with it, you make assumptions based on nothing.
My reply is saying there is a lot of difference between the calculation mentioned and asking about a bungee jump. But typical redditor just makes up what it means lol.
Then you come with the "you can spot ai users..." which shows your logic is way off bud because i am very far from an "ai user" in fact i have debates with my son a lot about how i think ai is a net bad.
Ok_Advantage_8153@reddit
I dont think theres inherently wrong with asking ai a question like that. But if you blindly accept the answer, especially one as stupid as that then im entitled to think you're an eejit.
Its probably a separate discussion altogether - these tools can be amazing but it feels like people outsource common sense to them. On the plus side stories about people driving into rivers because the satnav told them to have been made possible by this.
On topic, absolute savages in here! Nail clippings in coffee cups, the horror!
Notios@reddit
It is so true that people outsource common sense to AI, something that has zero common sense
intenseskill@reddit
I agree with what you are saying, what i do not agree with is the guys original reply where he assumes this guy uses ai all the time and trusts every answer without checking. And that to him is concerning. the fact that it has upvotes too shows how reddit is a really dumb place. It is my main gripe with reddit really that people take a tiny piece of info and just make many assumptions and act like they are true.
OkFlow1178@reddit
I ain’t reading all that “bro”, argue with yourself lmao
intenseskill@reddit
tldr: My reply was literally pointing out there is a lot of grey area lmao
banxy85@reddit
😂
hhfugrr3@reddit
£5 a month?? Is this some million watt sun replicating light bulb?
limelee666@reddit
Use a 20w bulb, can run that shit 24/7 for about £3.30 a month.
intenseskill@reddit
Still soujnds like a lot to me, just switch the fuckers off ffs. That being said i am the only person in my house who ever turns off lights.
What is weird though is i cooked tea last night and then when i woke up this morning i noticed a smell of chip oil in my bedroom. went into kitchen and notice i had left the deep fat fryer on (first and only time i have ever done it) so i am not perfect.
Prof_Hentai@reddit
Based on the 24.67p per kWh price cap a 10 watt bulb (pretty bright) would cost £1.78 a day, running 24h.
OkFlow1178@reddit
Bro used chat gpt to calculate
Adventurous_Deal2788@reddit
Blackpool illuminations in here
Gormolius@reddit
...are you using a bulb from the 80s!? Get an LED.
WGSMA@reddit
Bro is in 2002 with filament bulbs
EvilTaffyapple@reddit
She makes us turn off every electrical socket when not in use. If the socket doesn’t have a switch, she unplugs it completely.
RaspberryJammm@reddit
I do this. But I have OCD 😬
chemical-mitch@reddit
I do this too, but I don’t have OCD (as far as I know). Honestly I thought it was normal to turn stuff off if you’re not using it
RaspberryJammm@reddit
Turning stuff off for practical energy saving reasons makes sense. But once something is turned off it won't be drawing energy even if its plugged in and on at the wall.
Doing it because of fear of consequences (telling myself that if I don't then the house will burn down and it'll all be my fault and it'll mean I'm evil or something) is the OCD part.
Depends on if its irrational and how much it would distress you if you were told you had to leave things turned on
chemical-mitch@reddit
Wait when I said it I thought it was normal to turn stuff off I didn’t mean to like downplay your OCD or anything, I meant it in response to the person you replied to. Sorry if it came across like that! :)
The main reason I turn stuff off when it’s not being used is cause I’m terrified of a house fire or something. I don’t think I’d be able to sleep if I knew that plugs were still on in the other room and I wasn’t able to turn them off
D5LLD@reddit
Ever since my parents got solar panels fitted, by mum unplugs almost every device in the house - unplugs the microwave, the toaster, kettle, even the dishwasher where the plug is housed at the back of a cupboard! Whenever I visit it's so annoying having to remember to plug the device in again to start using it
TSC-99@reddit
I told my husband off for this. He’s not allowed to do it anymore
RPTGB@reddit
Asking questions about a film that's barely three minutes past the opening credits....and THAT SHE CLEARLY HAS NO INTEREST IN WATCHING PROPERLY ANYWAY!
stickyfiddle@reddit
When she borrows my phone she gives it back to me with the screen on, fully unlocked. Every time.
This is obviously not important but drives me insane
TSC-99@reddit
Why is she borrowing your phone so often?
stickyfiddle@reddit
Cos she's my wife and it's no big deal...? Sometimes I'm driving, sometimes I'm cooking and have gross hands. You know - normal people stuff??
elPedro6669@reddit
Her's is flat from leaving the screen on
Ill_Pangolin7035@reddit
My partner’s really bad at washing forks without leaving bits of food still on them, but I just rewash them the next day when it’s my turn because it’s not a big deal, still mildly annoying though
FritzzRider@reddit
She has to have the music or TV volume set to an even number.. if I ever turn anything up or down and it happens to land odd she will pick the remote up and move it 1 up or down 😂
Longjumping_Sun_5766@reddit
Everything.
cucumber7593@reddit
He flips his hair so that it parts at the top of a bald spot which makes him 25% less attractive. I’m often silently flipping it back over
user0969_@reddit
Never hangs back the bathroom towels the way I hang them up
OldLondon@reddit
Puts stuff in the recycling bin that she knows aren’t recyclable but thinks they should be. Every week I have to take it all out. I mean she’s nots wrong but putting it in that bin isn’t going to magically make it recyclable
carrotfuck@reddit
Pahaha! Manifesting positive recycling results. If she believes hard enough, one day she can recycle it
user0969_@reddit
He never leaves keys in the key holder. Literally would leave them ANYWHERE BUT IN THE KEY HOLDER
JenJMLC@reddit
He keeps taking the toilet roll off its holder and places it somewhere within (his!) hand reach around the toilet. Whyyyyy
yearsofpractice@reddit
SHE LEAVES THE GOD-DAMNED FRIDGE DOOR OPEN WHILST USING THE THING SHE HAS JUST GOT OUT OF THE FRIDGE, SOMETIMES FOR MINUTES AT A TIME
Other than that, nothing
carrotfuck@reddit
Guilty of this one. In my honest defense our fridge has a suction mechanism that is triggered after you shut the fridge, so for a bit afterwards, you can't re-open the fridge unless you're strong enough. My partner is strong enough to yank it, I am not. You may very well have the same fridge, otherwise, indefensible!
Prestigious_Emu6039@reddit
Tells me to leave the washing up, saying "I'll do it later" knowing I'll do it.
Rampan7Lion@reddit
I mean if you leave them and they do actually do them later then I don't see the problem. If I'm in the middle of something or watching some sport and I say I'll do them later so you don't have to then it's down to you if you still do them.
If they don't do the dishes after saying that then it's definitely a different problem
Prestigious_Emu6039@reddit
In my case, they would get done eventually, perhaps the next morning, and when it's a full sink..not how I like to live myself
Ok-Loquat-9137@reddit
That’s worth arguing over!!!! That’s just so inconsiderate
JenJMLC@reddit
He doesn't dry himself on the bath mat when coming out of the shower. He'll immediately walk out of the bathroom and dry himself in the bedroom, meaning there are now wet footprints from the bathroom to bedroom which I'll inevitably step into. I hate having wet feet. For some reason it never happens to him, it's like he's floating above them.
vagueconfusion@reddit
Never washes out the sink after trimming his beard.
And doesn't flush the loo at night, and then also forgets in the morning.
OkAdhesiveness166@reddit
Just leaves an empty toilet roll on the hanger waiting for me to replace it. Or if she does occasionally replace it if I’m not around she’ll have the end draping behind and down rather than the correct method of up and over to the front
Cheakychickennugget@reddit
Tells me constantly that i need to focus on one thing at a time and then when I've got half my head in a kitchen cabinate trying to rewire a plug asks me which way we should arrange the tiles for the kitchen back splash.
Which_Performance_72@reddit
Tips bottles of fizzy drinks upside down to see if they're closed properly, making the whole thing less fizzy
mynameisjodie@reddit
Leaves his socks at the side of the bed and wonders why he never has clean socks Leaves packets empty by his chair Bites his toe nails Shaves in the sink and leaves hair and clumps of shaving foam
BlueFlamingoes@reddit
Talks to me when im in the shower or vacuuming
colin_staples@reddit
When I'm washing the dishes, I put my earbuds in and listen to a podcast
And apparently this the right moment to ask me questions about things...
mynameisjodie@reddit
My husband and kids. It's like they know
--BooBoo--@reddit
Mine likes to start a big in-depth conversation just as I'm putting my running shoes on, knowing that I always run with a friend so she will be standing waiting for me at the end of the close.
He particularly likes to do this after we have just sat around together for a couple of hours not talking about anything.
soupalex@reddit
I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M TAKING A SHIT AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I LEAVE THE BATHROOM DOOR OPEN
jamawg@reddit
Why not both?
Adventurous_Deal2788@reddit
Yes mine does this when I'm drying my hair as well. Just why
BlueFlamingoes@reddit
This is why I don't dry my hair.
urban_shoe_myth@reddit
Uses a tea towel as an all round cleaning implement, then folds it up and leaves it on the side, ready to be sat on by a cat then used again.
I sat and watched the other day as he wiped his mouth on it, wiped the hob and extractor (after a fry up), then went to dry the dishes. I had to take it off him and get a fresh one, but is happens all the time.
And he never leaves dishes to drain before drying them, so even a fresh tea towel ends up soggy.
We have a drawer full of tea towels because I won't let them hang about, they immediately go in the laundry basket. We probably wash 15 tea towels a week.
Apprehensive-Cat-500@reddit
Puts the knives back in the knife block in the wrong order.
CaveJohnson82@reddit
"sings" along to the radio. He doesn't seem to know a single word of any song whatsoever so is just kind of, bimbling along?!
Also starts and finishes conversations in his own head and then acts annoyed when I don't have a clue what he's on about. Or, answers a question in his head so when I repeat myself, is annoyed.
Don't get me wrong - the annoyance is just an eye roll! But I'm a saint for putting up with his nonsense tbh.
Evie_Astrid@reddit
Never wipes down the draining board/ sink and leaves the water to sit, causing limescale build up.
His for me? Definitely when I leave my glass of water on a placement, and not to the side on a coaster when he's trying to serve dinner! Lol.
No_Application_8698@reddit
Not acceptable. We made the mistake of opting for a dark granite worktop when we had our kitchen put in, but we very quickly realised that the draining board would have to be strictly ‘For Display Purposes Only’ due to the excessive limescale build up after literally one use.
Luckily we have a dishwasher but it had lead me to loathe anything that has to be hand washed because it has to be washed and dried immediately.
Canookles@reddit
This is close to mine. Always leaves a large amount of water next to the sink when he does the dishes. Why?????
letsstartnow17@reddit
Leaves the toilet paper roll on top of the sistine. From when he's been standing up to pee. Every time! So when I need to use it I have to reach around and grab it from behind me. I've told him enough times but hate to be a nag...! But also, just put it back!
PopperDilly@reddit
He double feeds the cats because they "looked hungry"
itchyfeetagain@reddit
WillowCreekWanderer@reddit
In this economy?!
Xenc@reddit
Aw victim of the cuteness! They definitely need a schedule or grazing periods!
edward_blake_lives@reddit
My cat got diabetes from this “quirky” habit. Aside from the thousands we have spent on tests and insulin and appointments and food changes, it still costs me £250 every two months for his treatment, three years later. Fair warning.
StardustOasis@reddit
Classic cat trick. "I haven't eaten for 5 minutes, I'm literally wasting away here."
RaspberryJammm@reddit
Nooo thats how you end up with fat cats with health problems. They're so small that it doesn't take much overfeeding for things to get out of control
Horror-Duty-306@reddit
Guily as charged on that one 😂
Cha_r_ley@reddit
My partner opens a cupboard to get something - food, a plate, whatever, and about 50% of the time he gets distracted, wanders off and forgets to close it. His son does the same thing. It’s like The Poltergeist.
PeriPeriAddict@reddit
He clips his nails in random places. He says the robo hoover will gobble them up, but they still sometimes appear elsewhere or even in our bed from where theyve somehow moved before it gets around to it!
Emsims@reddit
That would be worth an argument for me
mmoolloo@reddit
That caused a small argument between me and my (normally super chill) partner recently. She kept finding my nail clippings around the house, but I couldn't for the life of me understand why they'd be there. I'm super careful to always throw them in the bin. I literally count them every single time and make sure they all 10 get to the bin.
Turns out the dog was fishing them out of the bin and leaving them around the flat. I started disposing of my clippings in a lidded bin and the problem was solved.
PeriPeriAddict@reddit
I do most of the other things in this thread like leaving cupboard doors open and lights on and lids off so its not an argument i would win 😂
Horfield@reddit
That is absolute tramp behaviour. Tell him to sort his shit out.
NewSpell9343@reddit
Minging. I would escalate that to a marital squabble.
ThisShouldBeAGif@reddit
Nope that one would definitely be worth a battle over. My partner doesn’t like my clipping mine by his side of the bed (where the clippers and light is) incase I don’t find one. Standing on bits of sharp nail is horrible in every way so I get it!
Dr_Gillian_McQueef@reddit
When I ask what he fancies for dinner, knowing that I'll cook anything, he never gives me an answer other than whatever I want.
insertitherenow@reddit
Leaves shoes all over the place even though we have a show cupboard.
Larca@reddit
Leaving cupboard doors open… 😅
Purp1eMagpie@reddit
Shoes left in the middle of the floor. Fucks me right off
kersplatttt@reddit
Insane dishwasher stacking technique. Does my head in but I can't be arsed to argue about it
LeonsFloppyHair@reddit
Leaves her chair out after eating. Guaranteed to smash me in the groan when I go downstairs at night for a glass of water. 10 years of this...
Mysterious-Sock39@reddit
Stacking the dishwasher she put a dirty glass in but not right to the back
Silent_Rhombus@reddit
Yes! My wife will sometimes move glasses to the front if I’ve put them at the back (to load back to front like a civilised human being). I can’t fathom it.
sigma914@reddit
Gets up in the middle of TV/Movie/whatever ans starts tidying things away into the kitchen or grabs the hoover or some other disruptive activity
Inevitable-Cell-1375@reddit
When I’ve been non stop with housework and cooking and he turns round and says “go and just put on a cup of tea” - “JUST”. As if I’m sat doing nothing all day and he’s doing me a favour by not asking much of me - “JUST” a wee cup of tea.
I make the tea to avoid a fight because then it turns into ME overreacting. ☠️
Admirable_Ad_3422@reddit
Awful dishwasher stacking.
AbbreviationsCold161@reddit
I get half a dozen words in a sentence with no context. This morning "I have everything ready". Right...um...now I tend to try and guess or style it out, but today wasn't possible. It was some things for the cat.
And, there's a drawer in the hallway where she keeps something, I mean there's lots of things in there, but she whenever she opens it she leaves it just half a centimetre closed. I'm not bothered that she must go to it 5 or 6 times a day, I'm not bothered that for the life of me I don't know why, but why can't you just close that drawer like you do every other drawer or door in the house!?
GuiltyCredit@reddit
He will start a conversation in the middle. He will have been thinking about something then gets to a part he wants to share and I am stumped!
CandidateIll9540@reddit
Kicks his trainers off by his chair and just leaves them. Every single time. I walk past pick them up and put them where they live. Drives me nuts.
RaetheScot@reddit
Never closes the little lid on wet wipes properly so they always dry out
melanie110@reddit
Mine wipes the sides with a tea towel when there’s a perfect good clean cloth in the sink where it’s been for 6 FUCKING YEARS
jabbo13@reddit
If my cloth had been sitting for 6 years I wouldn't want to use that either....
Ba dm tshhh
melanie110@reddit
Very good
hhfugrr3@reddit
Dude, you need to replace that cloth... it's 6 FUCKING YEARS old.
melanie110@reddit
lol as if it’s been sat there for 6 years. It’s been in the same place
AreaMiserable9187@reddit
I’ll answer for my husband - my ability to put things down in the house, think “I’ll move that later” and reader, I NEVER move it later.
Affectionate_Day7543@reddit
Talks to me when I’m brushing my teeth. I can’t hear or reply so what’s the point
JazzlikeMeaning1860@reddit
Starts using the new milk whilst there's still a tiny bit of the old milk left.
Sufficient_Nose_197@reddit
Filling the kettle right to the top and boiling it just for one cup of tea.
TheGingerGK@reddit
We got one of those multiple chopping board holders which all have a tab that run down their sides in an order so you can grab it easily from the holster. She NEVER puts them back in order, leaving you unable to conveniently grab the next board when needed. It's become a daily thing in now just quietly fix when I'm in the kitchen.
No_Budget_6386@reddit
Oo, where do I start haha! In no particular order:
1.Soon as I've cleaned the bathroom, he decides to shave!!!
Not zipping up his shaving bag after taking out his razor(sounds petty but still irritating as it hangs on bathroom hook in full view!)
Shouting me with (normally) an unimportant question as soon as I shut the bathroom door for the loo or start running a bath/start washing my hair!
4.Getting me to pick a movie for us to watch together on Netflix(rare) then realising football/darts/snooker is on !!
I'm sure he has plenty for me too, thats being together for 12 years /married for 2 😂 Love him to death tho.❤️
T4rch@reddit
Taking brutal dumps and not opening the window. Just crack a window in the bathroom like I do, so the other person doesn't have to walk into a noxious cloud of death
Electronic-Sound331@reddit
Opens a new bar of soap before the old one is done, so I continue using the tiny soap until it’s finished but have to fish it out from under the new one in the soap dish.
Ichifanni250@reddit
Wears my socks, I never complained but she did when I wore her underwear!
Raisinsandfairywings@reddit
He dumps his work bag on the sofa or on the bed. What if I want to sit/lie there? And he gets annoyed if I move it.
The other one is that he uses my kitchen shoes (slippers I keep by the kitchen because I only wear them in the kitchen and to nip out to the bins etc) to prop open the baby gate. Which is unnecessary anyway and also means they’re never together as a pair and I’m always tripping over one of them.
I’m sure the list of annoying things I do is pretty long as well though.
Callis_tow@reddit
Doesn't use a plate for toast, just plonks it on the glass worktop saver, butters it, cuts it, then leaves toast crumbs EVERYWHERE.
Gaz-a-tronic@reddit
Also bonus spilled butter for when you try to sweep up the crumbs with your hand.
Scotchnittenpoopen@reddit
Chews gum. Blurrrrgh
littlerabbits72@reddit
Doesn't empty the kitchen sink after washing dishes just in case something else needs done while the water is still hot.
It doesn't, which usually means I end up having to put my hand in cold greasy water and then clean the sink.
Mumlife8628@reddit
Doesn't empty the washing up bowl after washing up... so now theres dirty water soup waiting for me, and thanks to not scrapping the plate it's a lumpy soup 🙃
Left-Ad-3412@reddit
She left her coat on the sofa every time and I had to put it on the coat hook which is about two feet away. For years this happened until one day I was just like "you know it annoys me every time I see your coat on the sofa" and she was like "well the coat hook is too high so it's hard for me to get it up there. I juts leave it there because you always put it up there for me".
The cost hook that I put up, I put up too high for her little self, and she just learned to live with it. I am now completely okay with putting her coat up on the coat hook for her when I see it on the sofa because I understand now.
Also... she doesn't want me to change the coat hook because "it looks nice" 😂
CategorySolo@reddit
If she opens a beer bottle, she leaves the cap on the side in the kitchen. Our bottle opener is stored hanging off the fridge. Which is next to the bin.
Electronic-Sound331@reddit
We keep the caps on the bench deliberately because our council tells you to reattach them to the bottles for recycling. So I’d be annoyed if they were going in the bin!
Eskarina_W@reddit
This is mad. I learned at house parties in university that if I tied the bottle opener to something put a bowl beside it and a couple of bottle caps on the bowl, the majority of people would put their bottle caps in the same bowl. Can't imagine just leaving them in the counter beside the bin in my own home.
cold_tap_hot_brew@reddit
Wipes crumbs onto the floor with the intention to vacuum them up. Meanwhile he walks around on the crumbs from the worktop while wiping it down. This drags all the crumbs with him so that he has a much larger area that needs vacuumed.
All the while he was walking around my handily placed and easy to use mini sweeping pan & brush as well as the pedal bin he could have just swept them straight into.
I am left wholly unaffected since he will clear it up but it serves bamboozlement.
chiefpeaeater@reddit
Everything I do seems to annoy my husband or make him some degree of angry. Posts like this make me realise that this isn't normal. It's not normal right? Down to the way I leave a knife on the chopping board or the way I fold the dishcloth
Ok_Trainer1097@reddit
Definitely not normal. Would you say that the two of you are happy together? Usually when someone builds this level of 'resentment' towards their partner over a lot of trivial things it suggests that there must be bigger issues at play. Also don't let your partner treat you poorly, you deserve to be loved!
NewSpell9343@reddit
Kicks off shoes in the porch and doesn't put them on the shoe rack. However, after a couple of decades of me falling over them and hollering "You are wasting my life when I put these shoes back!" I now put them in different places onto he shoe rack so he has to go hunting for a pair. I've told him, if I have to put the shoes back, I'll put them back how I want, so he'd better put them back in a way he wants". Reader, it's working.
redlady1991@reddit
My husband does this, right by the front door. So when I take rubbish out etc his trainers are in the way of the door opening. In a strop once I threw them into the front garden (but then retrieved them once I was finished overreacting) 😂
Now I just put one in the rack and the second one in a surprise location - the bathroom cupboard, the dining room, conservatory. The more he does it the further apart one trainer will be from the other!
NewSpell9343@reddit
Drives you mad doesn’t it! Is your method working?
IntrepidMaybe8579@reddit
Cheats when im not hiding in the closet
Radiant-Mycologist72@reddit
She doesn't close anything fully. Drawers and window handles are always only 75% closed.
Gaz-a-tronic@reddit
I fitted soft close hinges to prevent this. She just overfilled the cupboards instead.
RaspberryJammm@reddit
Better than my partner who slams everything
OkTechnician4610@reddit
Leaves clothes all over the place then complains when I put them away cause he cannot find them
dermsUK@reddit
Misses the bathroom bin with her contact lenses so they’re always on the floor. (She’s got like 50% vision without them so can’t blame her rly)
Always has the fan pointed directly at my pillow when I come to bed instead of hers so I have to move it every night. Why even have it on if it’s not on you?
Water all over the floor when she’s showered. Hair on the glass. Soap on the tiles.
Rarely charges the PS controller when it’s flat.
Buys a new box of cornflakes when there’s always 1-2 bowls left in the old one. Never finishes the old one and will sit there for weeks unless I eat them.
Tanto207064@reddit
Puts the heating on all the time
deletethewife@reddit
My partner drys his toothbrush on the towel, I’ve told him that it’s full of germs but still he continues so I keep my towel in a different room.
DisMyLik18thAccount@reddit
Puts our baby in miss matched clothes
All the time I money I spend carefully picking out different pieces to combine together into pretty coördinated outfits, then he comes out with her like it's the pick n' mix
Adventurous_Corgi_38@reddit
If there's a toiletries bottle (some shampoos, shower gels etc) or condiment bottle which opens with the lid at the bottom 9 times out of 10 he won't click the lid back on properly so the stuff ends up leaking out.
yentongs@reddit
He does not wring out the toothpaste tube from the bottom, and just throws away the whole tube when he can’t squeeze any toothpaste out.
Ashamed-Pound8963@reddit
Conveniently goes to the toilet whenever we get home with the food shop, resulting in me putting it all away.
lornamabob@reddit
He'll see/read something amazing, exclaim at it, then not tell me what it is. I have to ask him 3 or 4 times what it is that was so amazing. It also annoys his mum. I've just stopped engaging. If its so interesting he can tell me on his own.
Neddykins82@reddit
Nice try! My partner is on Reddit and is perfect. I live yiu babe x
Aaron123111@reddit
My wife leaves 1 square of toilet paper on the roll so she doesn’t have to change it
MrBigNorre@reddit
Me and my girlfriend measured our tackling voices and I have a load voice at ~70 db and she has ~50 db talking voice, guess who ask questions 2-3 rooms away and who walks to the other to ask a question
DangersVengeance@reddit
Talking assumably, or you have some amazing verbal boxing going on
soupalex@reddit
FUS ROH DAH!
MrBigNorre@reddit
If it’s boxing then she is shadowboxing
Pure_Pollution_9823@reddit
Uses the Government light (Big light) at any and every opportunity. In every room...and then leaves them on, as if trying to signal aliens.
I am a creature of the dark, I prefer subtle lighting unless I'm reading...and even then, I'll use a book light to minimise any light pollution for others. I now hiss at him. He still ignores me, but I feel better for doing it!
HankLard@reddit
This thread makes me feel better about myself because I thought I was just a big dickhead getting annoyed at all of these minor inconveniences
FitSolution2882@reddit
Never properly replace the toilet roll. Leaves the old one on and perches the new one on the vertical part above it
Henry-8th@reddit
My wife takes items out of a kitchen cupboard and NEVER puts it back in the same place, often not even in the same cupboard. It drives me POTTY.
Proof-Order2666@reddit
My wife sings the same song over and over does my head in
Proof-Order2666@reddit
I don’t say anything l don’t want to start an argument
Bubbly_North_2180@reddit
Husband? Is that you? 😅 I’m so guilty of doing this. He does shout at me though to stop hahaha
ajshifty2110@reddit
This is my dad. Same part of the same song on repeat. My mum started turning the radio on, saying “at least then I get a bit of variety”
TwoSixThree@reddit
Giving me two or three options to something she wants to do. Then giving me reasons why the option I pick is not quite right until I pick the one she wants.
gonetospacebrb@reddit
Trips over literally everything because he doesn’t look where he’s going. For example our daughter’s bright play mat in the middle of the floor…a beacon of fluorescent colour…trips over it, over and over and over again. For some reason drives me mental!
veryoddnames1989@reddit
Ok this isn’t something she does but something I do that annoys her immensely. When we are having a bit of a disagreement and she says something that I feel is nonsensical, I will break the fourth wall and look at a theoretical ‘audience’ with a furrowed brow. She finds this absolutely infuriating therefore I will never stop doing it.
Fizl99@reddit
Hangs the tea towel anywhere except the hook that he got it from. The worst is the chairs for the dining table which are fabric - perfect place for a damp tea towel
Tattycakes@reddit
Mine doesn’t hang it up at all! Just dumps it in a damp heap on the worktop - sometimes on top of other stuff! One time I picked it up and there was a big knife underneath it, if I had pulled it towards me off the worktop instead of lifting it vertically I’d probably have lost a toe.
soupalex@reddit
i'm always wondering "where have all the clean chuffing teatowels gone?"
ans: collected in several damp piles around the kitchen because no-one but me has the sense to hang them up somewhere to dry
CherryConscience@reddit
I’m fully aware I’m the odd one out btw!
He uses drying racks for dishes, and he uses a laundry basket to build up clothes to wash. I get why but I personally just can’t stand it, I’d rather instantly dry the pots or use the dishwasher which has dried them, and as for the washing machine it goes at least once a day so no need for the laundry basket. Leaves the teaspoon unwashed on top of the coffee, tea and sugar jars.
In turn I subconsciously steal the duvet from him when I sleep, and I also have a habit of cracking my hands and feet constantly which drives him up the wall lol
kat13gall@reddit
He shouts at football on tv - even if we’re in the middle of a conversation.
Znipsel@reddit
We have 2 desk next to each other
She always puts stuff on my desk that doesn’t belong there
civil_blinger@reddit
The fridge/cupboards have to have items placed on certain shelves, but things returned to my shed can be thrown in any old how.
Gaz-a-tronic@reddit
Yours get returned? Mine just get thrown into a random cardboard box and stashed somewhere out of sight. Trying to find my tools when i come to do a job is not good for my blood pressure.
Agreeable_Archer_210@reddit
Leaves keystrokes on her phone. I told her I found it annoying, she said she finds it helpful. Which I don’t get, but equally that is fair enough and not something you can really argue about. Still fucking annoying.
Henry-8th@reddit
There are only two things that my wife does that drive me BONKERS: everything she does and everything she says.
lavender_cookie_@reddit
Reading all this like thank fudge I live on my own. I can't deal 🤣 especially the nail clippings being anywhere but straight into the bin hell nah 😭😭
Unquietdodo@reddit
He walks with such confidence in a random direction, then asks me where we are going.
pocahontasjane@reddit
He never uses a hand towel. He just uses his bath towel to dry his hands. So whenever I use the bathroom and he's changed the towels, I always have to put out a hand towel.
Karklayhey@reddit
We'll be going up stairs to bed, usually from the kitchen after turning off the lights and locking the doors. We'll get all the way to our bedroom, she'll get into bed first, then me. She'll then ask me to get her a drink from the kitchen and act like I'm the arse when I call her out on the fact we were. Just. Fucking. There.
t03strange@reddit
real, if the lights are off im making my boyfriend get me a drink, im almost 23 but i still don’t like the dark
BobBobBobBobBobDave@reddit
She puts things next to the bin, but not IN the bin.
I don't want an argument, but I make a point of asking "So is this supposed to be for the bin?", and then maintaining eye contact whilst I place it carefully IN the bin.
42ElectricSundaes@reddit
Asks me “how is it?” The instant I put any food in my mouth. Every. Time. I’d set my watch by it if watches tracked that sorta thing
mergingcultures@reddit
Never puts anything back where it came from and where it is supposed to be. Sometimes I try to do the same and see how long it takes before items get tidied up back to their spot, but I capitulate and end up tidying up.
cafffffffy@reddit
Leaves cans/tins etc on the counter top for ages instead of putting them in the box of recycling that is about a metre away from the counter. My dude, it is RIGHT THERE. YOU ARE WASTING VALUABLE COUNTER SPACE. We both have ADHD, we both suck at keeping on top of washing up, we don’t need all our beer cans of shame littering our countertops too 😅
WallflowerWhitler@reddit
Leaves plates and cutlery in the sink when the dishwasher is empty. Just why… it’s one extra step.
CheesecakeExpress@reddit
I do so many of these things. My poor husband!
Flaky-Delivery-8460@reddit
When I make dinner I carry it into the other room for both of us, but when he makes it I have to go and collect it from the kitchen.
Sounds insane written down but just really annoys me when it's my turn you get food delivered to you, when it's his I have to make more effort.
Saltysockies@reddit
When she's driving she constantly fiddles with the dashboard controls - turns the heating up then down, AC on and off, air flow to windscreen to feet
adreddit298@reddit
When I cook, I tend to clean as I go along, leaving only the minimum to sort after we've eaten.
My wife is ridiculously messy when cooking. Every packet, tin, empty container is just left on the side; all the pots used are left until afterwards. It drives me insane.
But she makes amazing food, so, whatcha gonna do?
MrsTheBo@reddit
I’ve been working overseas for the last week, got back on the red-eye yesterday morning. My husband has said that it was “the same as” a holiday for me.
I’m currently debating with myself whether or not this is worth a row…
Lanky_Performance_42@reddit
My partner doesn't seem to understand how gravity works. She'll wash some pots then just plop them down in any old fashion thinking pools of water on top will just magically dry
Firebrand777@reddit
Leaves the cardboard tube on the toilet roll holder when there is literally a fresh roll right underneath
Cantbearsed1992@reddit
All these sound like grounds for Divorce 😂
Buffetwarrenn@reddit
She calls me a narcissist
But doesnt acknowledge narcissistic qualities in herself
Tiddlybean@reddit
My husband leaves cupboards/drawers open. It fills me with rage.
Divewench@reddit
He can't close a drawer. It's always almost closed.......but not quite. I can tell exactly where he has been. In my new kitchen, I'm having self closing drawers.
SWLondonLady@reddit
Add all these up and you’re living in torture. I’ll stay single thanks.
bigfannyflap@reddit
Talks really loudly at like 2am but during the day mumbles and mutters whilst walking away into other rooms.
-Rhymenocerous-@reddit
Not putting their shit in the bin whist cooking. Then coming home and moaning the flat smells. (No shit)
Its literally behind you as well 😂
frontroomhog@reddit
Decides the milk is off and puts it back in the fridge
twirling_daemon@reddit
That’s fckin psychotic 😂
DrainpipeDreams@reddit
Surely the logic here is that, if you don't have time to deal with the off milk there and then (rushing off to work out something), then off you leave it out until you can get to it, it will be much more grim than if you just leave it in the fridge until you can come back for it.
And I would definitely never do this and then forget, for multiple days, that I'm meant to be dealing with that milk 😳
Marcvambe@reddit
Puts the cups upside down on a flat surface after washing them
Midget-muncher@reddit
Stops dust getting in
Marcvambe@reddit
She does to expecting them to dry
D5LLD@reddit
Sorry, can we backtrack here - you think cups should be dried on the drying rack/draining board facing upwards instead of upside down?
Marcvambe@reddit
No! 100% upside down on a drying rack. My wife doesn’t put them to dry on the rack, she puts them upside down on a flat surface to dry
superwisk@reddit
And spiders
AllThatIHaveDone@reddit
And glass. I had a glass shatter in the cupboard one day after it was taken out of the dishwasher hot and a glass fragment ended up inside one of the other glasses. I filled it with juice without looking and it was only that the fragment hit my teeth that I didn't swallow it.
So now all my glasses live in the cupboard upside down.
Midget-muncher@reddit
And dusty spiders
box_twenty_two@reddit
He doesn’t wipe the shower screen so it streaks. I have taken to leaving the scraper in creative places
elPedro6669@reddit
When you say you're sticking it in 'creative places'... 👀
box_twenty_two@reddit
Hey I REALLY need him to remember, alright?
elPedro6669@reddit
I'm now eying our scraper with suspicion, wondering if that's the same spot I saw it in yesterday or not... 🤔
box_twenty_two@reddit
Well it wouldn’t be if you’d wiped the shower screen 😂
elPedro6669@reddit
BrilliantSpray9447@reddit
Leaves their towel on the bedroom the floor after a shower, even though the laundry basket is on the way out of the bedroom.
alicatpow@reddit
We have a little ramekin next to the kettle for storing the currently in-use teaspoon. It gets swapped out every couple of days. Otherwise I would never stop cleaning teaspoons.
We use loose-leaf tea, and my partner will often use the (slightly wet) spoon to portion out the leaves and then just... put the spoon back in the ramekin. When I then come to make my coffee I first have to rinse the spoon because tea leaves don't dissolve and I don't want them floating around in my cup.
The way I handle the teaspoon (the right way) is to portion out the tea leaves and then carefully run the kettle water over the spoon while filling the cup. This way all the leaves end up in the tea and none in the ramekin.
It's a two second job to rinse the spoon though so I would feel like an A-class nag to bring this up. I just hope that one day it will occur to him that there are never any tea leaves on the spoon after I've used it and maybe there is a solution 😂
elPedro6669@reddit
Sorry, I totally agree with your technique and sympathise with your grievance, but tea & coffee should have their own separate spoons 😆
alicatpow@reddit
I have tried two spoons on the go at once but he will then put the tea leaf spoon back on top of the coffee spoon so I still need to rinse but now it's two spoons to rinse instead of one 😂
elPedro6669@reddit
I'm furious on your behalf
Good_Ad_1386@reddit
Car keys. There's a place for them where we can both find them. Not just one of the dozen horizontal surfaces you encounter between the front door and wherever you are about to put your handbag down this time.
bluewal67@reddit
When putting the shopping away she just looks for a space in the cupboard or fridge and pops the item there. And yes, I offer every single time to help with the shopping just to be told "you'll be in my way", And finally, yes, I do go back into the kitchen and organise all the said items and even turn the labels to the front, organise the fridge correctly... (Me, a former supermarket manager and perhaps a touch of OCD).
Western_Sort501@reddit
Leaves the cupboard open after getting a glass/mugs out
BasisOk4268@reddit
Moans at me for things she does
Tattycakes@reddit
?????
BasisOk4268@reddit
It’s a broad range
SituationMundane5452@reddit
She gets in the que at the supermarket checkout with me, then dissapears back into the shop and doesn’t return until it’s too late
Good_Ad_1386@reddit
She has a technique for pulling toilet paper off the roll which pats the loose end firmly down, making it difficult for the next person to find the end. Especially at night. I leave the loose end hanging down, which probably annoys her for it "looking untidy".
imomorris@reddit
My misses just takes her shoes off absolutely anywhere…..in doorways is the wprst
P02223325@reddit
never uses the last bit of something before opening a new one. shower gel, toilet roll, deodorant, etc. but bizarrely he never gets rid of the older one either, just leaves it sitting there with a bit left in.
that and steps over the bath mat in our bathroom n I assume shakes himself dry like a dog when he gets out the shower, soaking the floor 🙃
QuantumWaffle4@reddit
Not really his fault but when he sneezes, he sneezed on average 10x in a row. Early into the relationship it was cute, now it drives me mad.
Yorkshire-witch@reddit
I'm this person and I drive MYSELF up the wall with it!! Why not just one?!?!
QuantumWaffle4@reddit
Hahah to make matters worse, our 2 kids have inherited his sneezing habits. It’s especially fun when they kick in when someone’s napping lol
Intelligent-Gain-673@reddit
Opens cupboards and leaves then open. Just can't understand it. But does a lot round the house, I can live with it
Ok_Victory_2977@reddit
Leaves the dishcloth in dirty dishwater, never taking the plug out the sink or wringing out the cloth... Drives me mad, also, he (obviously) never wrings the cloth out properly when he wipes down the surface either and it looks like there's just been water sloshed everywhere, it would take an eternity to dry, so I have to re-do it all with a clean cloth after he's finished 😏 Even thou it makes me mad, he genuinely is trying, so I never say anything 😭😂
colinah87@reddit
She rarely takes her cup to the kitchen when she’s finished a cuppa.
Every_Individual_25@reddit
Used to ask me general knowledge type questions then berate me for getting it right. I always fell into that one but then he did always call me a fish. Made a change from the usual “you smile like a whale” comments.
majestic_spiral@reddit
Leaves a single or 2 biscuits in the bottom of the packet, leaving the whole packet open which then go stale(after scoffing the rest of the packet in one sitting) but those last two biscuits would’ve been too much.
Also when shopping with a trolley: hunches over and leans on the trolley like he has jellyfish bones, shuffling his feet rather than walking like an able bodied human
Sweetheart_x_@reddit
Doesn't clean his toothbrush and let's it run all over the holder that it stands in then it goes all over the bottom of mine 🤢 actually I think this warrants an argument.
Common_Man7669@reddit
Opens a box of cereal and will put it back in the cupboard with the box open and the bag unfastened. So it all goes stale really quickly. She says he doesn't care, and fair enough she will still eat it like that so no waste as such but I can't.
Zerojuan01@reddit
We have 1 set of keys for each other... She always ends up leaving hers in the car or home when we're both outside doing our own stuff. I don't know if that is intentional, so I have no choice but to come home sooner from wherever I am or in the middle of doing something just to unlock the freaking door for her. I hate it when I'm having a good workout or a nice catch-up with the boys, or interesting topic in a bible group... I don't want to argue because I tend to forget a lot of things she specifically instructs me too but i want to scream when that happens.
Alert_Peanut_9912@reddit
They put dirty dishes in the sink when the empty dishwasher is right there!!
weirdobumhead@reddit
Walking past the empty dishwasher to do so no doubt.
Alert_Peanut_9912@reddit
Of course. I see the dirty dishes, think "hm, I thought the dishwasher was empty, but it must be full because why would there be dirty cutlery in the sink otherwise" and I am FOOLED every time 😂
Daisy_Ruby@reddit
I'm quite concerned this is the 2nd comment that describes my brother 🤣.
Greatgrowler@reddit
I like to get a batch of items before I put them in the dishwasher. I’ve had two ribbon cables fail at the hinge on the door so my take is that the fewer times you open it, the less likely it is to fail. Probably misplaced theory though.
MitziDd@reddit
my girlfriend leaves like 5% of every drink she ever has. tea, water, juice, doesnt matter. just a tiny bit left in the bottom of the glass every single time. the kitchen is just a graveyard of almost empty glasses and i have no idea why she cant just finish them
i brought it up once and she looked at me like i'd accused her of a crime so i just quietly collect them now like some kind of glass shepherd
Mordechiwolfe@reddit
Stares at her phone whilst we watch TV "together".
Environmental-Bid-62@reddit
When you’re trying to talk to someone but they are just buried in their phone too much to even entertain a conversation with you
LaurenJoanna@reddit
He's not currently my partner but, he says he's 'led down' instead of 'laid down'. I corrected him once but he thought I was the one who was wrong. I proved it, he was surprised, then immediately forgot and continued to say 'led'.
CorneredXOF@reddit
Like most people we leave our garden shoes and normally one pair of trainers each by the back door.
Now I place mine by the washing machine as you can open/close the door without annoyance. So where does my wife ALWAYS leave hers?......
By the tall fridge/freezer that has a door that reaches the floor. So every time you need to get into the fridge you have to move those shoes....EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Drives me insane
Ready_Perspective_95@reddit
Leaves the recycling on the counter instead of putting it in the recycling bin immediately underneath it. Absolutely rage inducing.
68_namfloW@reddit
Over reacts to stuff. I’m always hearing “oh for fuck sake” or “shit” or similar being shouted from somewhere in the house. I’ve given up but I used to go and find out what was up, for her to tell me she’s dropped a tea towel or similar.
Voltalox@reddit
I do things that annoy my partner, so I'm not innocent.
He leaves his empty dishes on the floor next to his computer desk. Sometimes they pile up for days. He does do his share of dish washing though, so it's not a real issue and besides that, he's clean and orderly.
But I still look at the pile of empty dishes sometimes and hate that they're there, lol. I always wash my dishes immediately after I use them so it's just the way we are.
Rhubarb-Eater@reddit
When he dries his hands in the kitchen, he picks up the towel, walks with it as he goes, then plonks it down wherever he finishes drying his hands. I can tell the speed of his movements by how far away the towel gets. Drives me NUTS because I don’t want to be dripping water everywhere while I hunt for a (damp, screwed up) towel miles away.
UglyFilthyDog@reddit
Never puts the empty loo roll tube in the bin, just leaves it on the counter. Motherfucker there's a bin IN the bathroom!
Spottyjamie@reddit
Leaves nail clippings on chair arms and tables
Leaves empty drinks cans and snack wrappers without binning them
Only drinks diet cola, no water/squash then wonders why the dentist is concerned
BigGingerHexagon@reddit
She can’t load a dishwasher to save her life and ends up using all the space for minimal items. As a result I have to unload then reload it properly. I love her but my word I can’t stand the dishwasher
Sad-Masterpiece-4760@reddit
Doesn't put the shopping away. Brings the bags in from the car, unloads the bags so everything is out on the kitchen side. Puts away the frozen stuff, but will abandon more or less everything else on the worktop to stare at me until I can't handle it any more and I put it away.
Oh, and never takes keys when we go out together. Just assumes I have my set. Which I do, as I behave like a reasonable and responsible adult. What happens if we need to separate and won't be returning at the same time? I either have to hand over my keys, or leave a door unlocked. Drives me mad.
elPedro6669@reddit
Half of this thread is just describing ADHD traits 😂😂😂
FemalePheromones@reddit
Doesn't rotate when putting away the shopping so there are unknown open packets/bottles hidden behind so the fresh ones in front get opened and we end up with multiple open packets/bottles of a lot of things taking up double the amount of space.
Jonsmile@reddit
Puts the forks in the knife drawer and the knifes in the fork drawer.
elPedro6669@reddit
Divorce.
AtomBombBabyx@reddit
Keeps receipts for every shopping transaction. Fair enough. Proceeds to leave them lying around so I am constantly stumbling onto and disposing of three month old receipts from when we bought some bin bags.
sharps2020@reddit
Use every pan and utensil available, oh, that'd be me.
Will_CW@reddit
Mine wanted a dishwasher, and now never, ever puts dirty dishes directly into it. Let's them pile up on the side and then when there's a few inevitably i will load it.
Tallman_james420@reddit
Piles dished, cutlery, and cooking items in the sink and leaves them.
"To soak"
SpookyVoidCat@reddit
She used to pile all of the dirty dishes and glasses and cutlery into the dirty saucepan to soak. It saved space in the sink, sure, but then everything would get covered in a layer of grease from the pan water, so things which would have only needed a quick wipe and a rinse now need the full scrub treatment. She even did this with empty juice cartons and things that could have just been rinsed and put straight into the recycling bin but for some reason she just left them in the sink to get covered in grease with everything else. Drove me absolutely bonkers.
cine@reddit
Whenever he cleans the kitchen, he never puts away the multi-surface cleaner. It just sits there on the clean and tidy counter until I go and put it back in the cupboard.
RaspberryJammm@reddit
It belongs on the counter! It would drive me insane to have it in cupboard. My in-laws put theirs away under the sink and it frustrates the hell out of me
cine@reddit
Do you also just leave your mop and hoover permanently on display? I feel strongly that cleaning equipment should be put away when the cleaning is complete
RaspberryJammm@reddit
Yes to both but I live in a small house with inadequate storage.
But you use mop and hoover once/twice a week, anti-bac spray is used at least daily. And you need to grab it with grubby hands so if its in cupboard you end up touching things on the way.
cine@reddit
I have a pretty ceramic soap dispenser that I put washing up liquid in. The sponge goes in a suction holder that sits inside the sink basin, so it isn't super visible.
Tattycakes@reddit
Puts the tea towel down in a damp heap on the worktop instead of hanging it up to dry
I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS@reddit
Leaves her empty yoghurt pots by the sink for me to wash up and throw out, but that's not the annoying thing by itself. She leaves the lids still attached on one edge, so I'm mid washing up and I have to peel off this lid, traipse to the bin, then wash the pots and put them in the recycling.
Kcmg1985@reddit
My wife just chucks the cutlery willy nilly in the dishwasher cutlery rack. I put forks in one section, knives in another, spoons in another, etc. so when unloading I can just put them in the drawer, but when she's put some in it just messes up my system. Annoying but I don't bring it up, as there's probably plenty I do that she lets go as well 😅
StarrBubb@reddit
When he empties the bin to take it out, he never puts in new bin liner in there. It’s like he thinks it automatically regenerates or something.
Lower_Inspector_9213@reddit
It does if you put one in 😉
sharps2020@reddit
My ex wife used to put glasses in the cupboard hole up, they go hole down, grrr!
dragongirl_3@reddit
Leaves the dirty dishwater in the sink. Every time!
ChiefIndica@reddit
Apparently we're both married to the same woman.
Also abandons still-mostly-full pints of water on whatever surface happens to be closest, right? Never any in the cupboard because they're all dotted about the house collecting dust and unfortunate insects.
Intelligent_List_58@reddit
Stops me throwing things away because she’s going to recycle them at a special place: never takes them, so we end up with piles of plastic plant pots/crisp wrappers/broken electrical appliances I eventually have to bin.
Tumeni1959@reddit
Use different pens.
owlracoon@reddit
He's american and put everything in the black bin. Everything.
Footelbowarmshin@reddit
He can't wait until he gets to the table to start eating. He has to take a bit/mouthful of whatever has been made in the kitchen and walks through eating it.
PaulaDeen21@reddit
How long have you got?
Jazzlike_Simple_5576@reddit
Gets his closes out of the wardrobe and just walks away leaving the door open.
Dean_Learner77@reddit
My wife does this all the time. Cupboard doors left open, drawers and inch or two ajar, a gap in the curtains at night.
She's thinks I'm the weird one for being annoyed by it.
cowboysted@reddit
My partner pees standing up and gives the toilet a quick wipe thinking all good. He never cleans the toilet or floor properly so after a few days i have to clean his piss mist.
CosyColouringBooks@reddit
Loading the dishwasher. Everything has a place in the dishwasher, but his thinking is that as long as it's in it'll be cleaned/washed. It obviously does not all come out clean so then I need to restack it! AND then when he empties it he leaves the plates/bowls etc on the bench! Cutlery and glasses get put away but the rest is left for some bizarre reason. Winds me up everyyyy time
InstanceExcellent530@reddit
Never puts anything away until every horizontal surface is cluttered, flies into a stress when she can't find her keys/bag/purse etc, then starts up with "we need to start putting things away"... (additional context: I work away 2-3 days a week...)
Shoddy_Bus9606@reddit
Leaves green mouthwash rings on the bathroom vanity.
Sometimes butters her toast with a steak knife when there are butter knives next to them(!!!)
Leaves half drunk glasses of coke zero everywhere.
Any flat surface becomes a clothes pile depository.
Bazzlekry@reddit
Utterly incapable of emptying a full bin. Just balances things on top until there’s an avalanche. Fine when it’s the recycling, not fine when it’s the general rubbish or food waste.
Will “tidy” (read: hide) paperwork that I’ve left out for a reason - bill to be paid etc.
Beneficial-Pitch-430@reddit
Literally incapable of crushing a box to go in the recycling. All boxes go in whole.
We have a macerator in the sink. It’s in its own separate mini sink next to the main one. It has its own plug. You take the plug out and put food waste in there. She always puts the scraps just in the mini sink, on top of the plug. I then come along and use the tap to start rinsing it all, only to find the plug is in, so now I have a bowl full of cold water and food waste. I cannot understand why she doesn’t take the plug out while the sink is empty and dry.
Gothywinelady@reddit
He will use the last teaspoon and put it in the dishwasher. Just rinse it!
EconomyDisastrous409@reddit
He never brings his drinking glass down from the bedroom so they multiply.
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
Drinks two thirds of any drink coffee can of Coke etc house is full of partical drinks
REB73@reddit
When she sees that a bin is full, whether it's the big kitchen bin or the little food scraps bin, she ties the bag closed and then LEAVES IT IN THE BIN.
TSC-99@reddit
Lazy AF
GuybrushFunkwood@reddit
Keeps putting the toilet seat back down
RaspberryJammm@reddit
This shouldn't even be a debate because lid down to flush
BedaFomm@reddit
Mine insists that the seat is left down, but always leaves the lid up, so she can just reverse in and park her bum without touching it.
I always put the lid down when I see it. Just because.
A_B_N_O_R_M_A_L@reddit
When she’s putting towels and sheets away in the cupboard she just jams the new ones in from the front rather than putting them on top of the other ones already in the cupboard. Drives me nuts, it means you have to pull everything out when you’re looking for something.
Gothywinelady@reddit
Mine doesn't know where the cupboard is, despite it being there for years. Never once put sheets or towels away.
Far-Original134@reddit
He will empty out all the bins, grab a new bin bag and just...leave it on the floor beside it
Doesn't rinse down the little hairs leftover after a shower
Leaves all dishes in the sink until the end of the day. It's so packed, I can't fill up my water bottle and no - we don't have a dishwasher. He does not clean as he cooks/waits for something to cook.
Instead of washing and drying a plate to reuse, he will bring out another, and another. One time we had 4 mugs out, 4 bowls, 3 large plates and all 6 spoons, just to make breakfast.
The reason I don't bring it up is because he does so much around the house, I do think it would be silly to get mad at not popping a new bag in, or rinsing the hairs away when it takes 30 seconds. However, I have addressed the sink and plates issue. That needs to change imo.
RRW2020@reddit
He won’t leave the toilet door open. It’s FREEZING in there, especially when you sit down. Just leave it open!!! It will make it a bit warmer.
CopperRockQueen@reddit
This will just make the rest of the house colder. You're not usually in the toilet very long, it's probably better to keep it shut. Keeping all doors shut is the best way to stop heat escaping from your house.
Therealladyboneyard@reddit
Whatever he opens, he leaves the packaging for that item in the place he opened it.
griffaliff@reddit
I'll be cooking in the kitchen and she'll start emptying the dishwasher, placing the clean items in front of me / in my way while I'm prepping food. Also putting items next to where they should be put away.
lil__chef@reddit
I’ve just been reading these out to my other half, and designating each one to one of us…jeez, how are we still together despite annoying each other so much😂
Impossible-Cold1056@reddit
Putting dirty pots into the sink not the dishwasher (we’ve only just got one at 31 YO - neither of us had one before, so maybe it a habit he’s gotta learn?) my god does it piss me off 😂 but not argument worthy oc lol
Fit-Walk3618@reddit
Leaves his dirty clothes next to the laundry basket
Fit_Faithlessness637@reddit
You’re winning if that’s your biggest gripe with your partner 😂
KauriAni@reddit
Puts shopping on the bench NEAR the cupboard it goes in instead of going that extra bit to actually put it IN the cupboard.
sleepy_unicorn_uk@reddit
Hands me things when my hands are full. I can’t even moan as it’s usually a drink or a snack or my phone or keys etc - something I need.
Drives me nuts. He just stands there with it too. Until I say to put it down.
Croakcamel@reddit
My husband used to take all of the foil packs of medication out of the box they came in. The box that has the dosage information. Drove me nuts but once I calmly explained that we need the dosage and expiry date information he stopped doing it.
ohsaycanyourock@reddit
The only space for our laundry rack is on the landing which means you have to squeeze past it to get to the bathroom. Well he doesn't take his laundry down when it's dry, he leaves it for days - sometimes until I have to do laundry and need the rack myself. It's a little thing but it's visual clutter and an obstacle and so annoying 😆
intenseskill@reddit
She always leaves her clothes on the bathroom floor even though the wash basket is right outside the bathroom door,
She will wear my best shirts for bed and if i tell her to take it off then i am being unreasonable.
ArsePotatoes_@reddit
Unleash the American Psycho you hold within…
Asleep-Software-4160@reddit
Never finishes a can of drink, sometimes by a little, sometimes by a lot.
P_T_W@reddit
Not cleaning the cutting board after use. The kindly-made-for-me toast often tastes onion-y. I just wash it every time I go past it now :)
PM_ME_VEG_PICS@reddit
Does not put stuff away half the time. Or does nearly all the washing up but leaves one or two items, for no obvious reason.
oemvwmk7@reddit
Using the sink as a temporary dustbin, numerous arguments but , now i just die inside every time
Adventurous_Deal2788@reddit
Leaves his mug with a tea bag in it.
abadpenny@reddit
The fact my ex couldn't differentiate between things worth complaining about and those which is just mean/rude/weird to point out.
TomatoAlarming245@reddit
Leaves teabags in mugs, which I only seem to discover before washing them up 😂 really not a big deal but just annoying.
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