Did you make tennis ball cannons?
Posted by chillaxtion@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 68 comments
In my neighborhood growing up it was kind of a right of passage to make a tennis ball cannon. As I remember it, you taped three or four soup cans on top of one another with the middles and tops cut off of all of them except for the bottom. I guess we must’ve used duct tape or something pretty strong. The tennis ball had to fit tightly. And force down to near the bottom.
You used to punch a little hole in the bottom cam with a nail and then spray some lighter fluid in it because somebody’s dad smoked and lit the cigarettes with a zippo lighter. You then hold a match the little hole where you sprayed the lighter fluid and it would ignite.
These would easily shoot a tennis ball over a house and made a satisfying whop sound.
I certainly made potato cannons later in life and those were kind of unreal. I made one that would regularly shoot potatoes to supersonic speeds making a loud crack, but it all started with the humble tennis ball, cannon, soup, cans, duct, tape, and Ronzel lighting fluid.
Syinbaba@reddit
Yes
Robviously-duh@reddit
my boomer big brother did all the tennis ball cannon & potato gun stuff... he also burned his eyebrows off with bottle rockets missing there stick.. you guessed it, he is a fire protection safety engineer in the nuclear industry now...
Mistervimes65@reddit
Like I was getting paid to do it. My feral childhood was full of small crimes and misdemeanors.
SackBadger2024@reddit
When my dad passed away, my mom asked me to come clean out his junk drawer, it was a glorious 50 years of solid "whatever we might need during the apocalypse" junk drawer.
In the far back I hit the gold mine of all gold mines, every one of my gas station knives and brass knuckles and throwing starts where there. HE KEPT THEM ALL!!! Cant tell you how many memories flooded back, and the ass whoopins that followed confiscation where legendary on my block.
bgier@reddit
I’m sitting reading this on my train ride home with a big guilty grin. Tennis ball/potato guns, RC cars powered by large Estes engines, burnout contests in the HS parking lot were the activities of a summer well spent. One of my friends had a source for M1000s. He drilled a hole in an old bowling ball, slid the device in there, lit the fuse and ran. He blew this thing clean in half. The top half went MIA. We shouldn’t have survived our youthful shenanigans…
Nickk66@reddit
Yes, we also made bombs from Estes rocket engines
North-Bit-7411@reddit
Remove the top of the engine, fill the tube with black powder and let em rip. We had the police show up for that one. The concussion from the explosion literally blew our hair back and you actually felt the concussion in your chest.
North-Bit-7411@reddit
We use to soak tennis balls in gasoline, light them and play catch with them.
kidmeatball@reddit
I have made a potato cannon that worked like your tennis ball cannon. It could launch a potato pretty far, but never super sonic. We used hairspray as a propellant.
Flat_6_Theory@reddit
We used lighter fluid. Fuse material has slipped my memory.
Hyperocean@reddit
A guy I worked with brought his potato gun to work at the bus depot once upon a time and used some starter fluid (ether) .. 💥 his fingers got a bit numbed but he didn’t lose anything
Clembert-Hamlamp@reddit
They're joking but I half ass mathed it for fun. It takes about 6000 g worth of force to break the sound barrier. A raw potato would fissure, shear, chunk and then fragment somewhere between 400 and 900 g. Imagine what a boiled one would do lol.
joemamah77@reddit
They are called potato guns and I and my friends single handedly kept the Aqua Net factory open in the 90s after 80s hair went out of fashion.
PS. I love women with 80s hair.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
My friends and I also helped with the factory staying open as long as it did.
EnjoyingTheRide-0606@reddit
No we never made those but we made HUGE slingshots. We’d buy rubber tubing from the “drug store” then use a margarine container for the center. My brother and I held the ends and an older brother would pull back the container with an egg in it. We lived on a hill so the eggs would fly across two streets! We had so much fun watching people come out front to see what hit their house!
We also used the rubber tubing to make water weenies! My dad bought a drinking fountain for us to use for our water weenies but he never installed it (very typical, actually)!
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
Right! I remember those!
Ahkhira@reddit
Of course not!
We made potato cannons.
grin_ferno@reddit
Sure did! We used tennis ball cans when they were still metal.
silverbullet1972@reddit
Soda cans and hairspray. Used to launch em over cars passing by.
ob12_99@reddit
We used pop cans and called them pop can mortars. We used Naptha or white gas.
leaky_eddie@reddit
We made ours with three beer cans - BUT - you had to find the cans that that had the folded metal top and bottom. The stamped aluminum ones like we have now wouldn’t work. They’d blow out. Use a can opener on the top two cans to make an open tube and poke holes in top of the bottom can and one in the side about 1/2 inch from the bottom so the flame could get to the fuel. We’d use rubbing alcohol and mom’s Aquanet hair spray to make it go boom.
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
This is the way.
TemperReformanda@reddit
No but we did shoot roman candles at each other. I grew up in a real state that didn't (and still doesn't) make most of the fun fireworks illegal.
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
Bottle rocket wars were a huge thing. Bliss Park, tons of kids. Insane.
tc_cad@reddit
No, but I made a catapult to launch water balloons. It didn’t work. Too much force. But launching bean bags? Yes, all that force could now knock down room partitions. Took my catapult to school, knocked down a room partition and it fell onto a couple of students on the other side. Hilarious.
BillyCarson@reddit
I think we used rubbing alcohol as the propellant. It didn’t take much.
Voodoo330@reddit
Yep did the same thing except we used gasoline. Kind of wild making a home made canon.
itwillmakesenselater@reddit
We played flaming tennis ball hockey. Soak the ball in WD40, light it, game on.
This-Professional-39@reddit
Covered my buddy (wearing all demin) in Brute deodorant and lit him on fire. Almost went off without a hitch. He ran down street and we put him out, no burns. But the fire on his hat had singed off a ring of hair that he had to hide for like a month
SimplyTheApnea@reddit
Ahhh good old Fire Ball. Always had to stay on your toes.
Famous_Attention5861@reddit
I was playing with the neighbor kid lighting WD-40 soaked tennis balls in fire and an elderly neighbor came out and gave us some firecrackers, he was a retired Fire Captain of course!
This-Professional-39@reddit
PVC pipe, starter from grill and a shit ton of Aquanet. We could put a potato into orbit
KeyserSozesDad@reddit
I did this, same exact materials. Then I made ice slugs out of leftover PVC, used those. The impacts were insane.
This-Professional-39@reddit
That is awesome. We shot my buddy with an empty shampoo bottle, not amused lol. Ice must have exploded very satisfactorily
KeyserSozesDad@reddit
Not gonna lie, shot one of the ice slugs once at an apartment complex, it went so high as to lose sight of it. Then it came back down past a building into a parking lot. I did *not* stick around.
Otherwise it would turn into pure snow if hitting a tree or a wall. wouldn’t want to get with either these or a shampoo bottle!
RightSideBlind@reddit
My best friend's father was an artist who worked from home, so he had a lot of PVC mailing tubes- exactly the right diameter for a tennis ball. We found the best design was two-chambered: a barrel to hold the ball, and a smaller chamber for the fuel and combustion, with a hole between the two. We used rubbing alcohol, and ignited it using the "spark plug" from a small RC gas engine I'd disassembled. Fwoomp!
itusedtorun@reddit
Reading the comments, it's reassuring that we were not the only ones doing dangerous, flammable, and potentially explosive shit for fun back then.
slade797@reddit
*rite
acecoffeeco@reddit
Of course. Moved on to chlorine bombs and eventually worse when we were old enough to buy black powder. Made napalm and all sorts of incendiaries. Model rocketry was definitely the gateway. Good thing I discovered girls and skateboarding or I’d have been arrested or lost a hand. A neighbor was a pagan and he’d give us all sorts of cool shit. Imagine giving 14 year olds blasting caps 😂. The 80s were fun.
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
We made so crazy stuff too. I made a bomb we buried in the ground and it blew a cubic yard of dirt into the air. There was instantly a big hole in the ground.
What I really remember from this is how long the dirt kept falling for. It seemed like forever.
We used to buy the fuse at a hobby shop.
The craziest was an M80 shoved into a cigar tube and a ‘C-0’ rocket engine stuffed in it. The ejection the the whole fuse so it’d blow up instantly. We fired the first one off and the glue didn’t bond the fins to the aluminum tube well and it just flew crazy and we thought it was hilarious rest went rapidly.
Like you, I’m lucky to have both hands.
acecoffeeco@reddit
m80s were the shit. One year we bought a gross. Who would sell a kid 144 of these? We’d hit them with tennis rackets. Had a piece of pipe with plate steel welded on. Made a mortar we could shoot whatever out of powered by m80. Model rocket igniters were great remotes for explosives. We’d wear camo and pretend we were a demolition team. Lighting shit on fire and seeing if we could put it out. One guy ended up as career fireman.
Flat_6_Theory@reddit
We used PVC at military school. Could shoot a flaming tennis ball about 100 yards.
yanknga@reddit
Sounds like damn good use of private school tuition!
yanknga@reddit
Yes I did. We did this when I was like 11. The older kids (they were usually dicks but sometimes useful) showed me how. Years ago in my 30s I tried to recreate this and couldn’t do it. I guess I still need the older kids from time to time.
Inner_Speaker_335@reddit
Holy crap...the only time I TRIED to make a soup can ball launcher my father went BALLISTIC. Swore up one side and down another that I was going to kill myself with shrapnel because the damn thing was gonna blow up. He went so far as to flatten any soup (or similarly-sized) can we emptied so I couldn't try it. (That lasted about six months, until dear daddy figured I'd forgotten about it.)
Didn't stop my younger brother from making one a couple of years later using some copper vent pipe.
Bobspadlock@reddit
Lemon launcher/ potato cannon
Vprbite@reddit
We used PVC pipe
Zapper13263952@reddit
Some guys I know published a book on it. Paladin Press.
saposguy@reddit
Ahh good old Paladin Press
notoriousdav68@reddit
3 tin soup cans, tops & bottoms removed and one soda can (bottom) taped together. Small hole at the bottom side of the soda can for fueling and firing. We used Aqua Net as fuel, typically. They were rad.
oneshadeoff@reddit
Aqua net works better than starting fluid for some damn reason
GTRWLD@reddit
We started with tennis ball cannons, then my older brother made a softball cannon using 5 old coffee cans. It worked really good especially when you soaked the softball in gas and shot it at night…out of the field behind the drive in over the movie screen…
grunkle_dan78@reddit
we also used the cans that the tennis balls came in, with some paper towels/napkins as wadding. and we built our potato cannon out of schd80 pvc( one of my buddies had easy access by raiding his dad's work van). we were using propane/map gas bottles as fuel, and a cannibalized sparker from an old gas grill.
Thirsty-Barbarian@reddit
For me and my friends, the cans from Kerns Nectars were the perfect cans. Boom!
whydya-dodat@reddit
That sounds MUCH safer than the shit my friends and I did. At some point, our parents just got used to seeing and hearing us doing this:
thirtyone-charlie@reddit
We used the old soft drink cans. It was a right of passage. We used to watch the older kids do it then one day older kids showed us how. We used Ronson Lighter Fluid
Afraid_Ad_8571@reddit
We call them orange cannons and made them from pvc pipe and a reducer with a screw on cap with a piezo igniter screwed into the cap and we used to use fly spray as the fuel. A couple of bags of oranges in an afternoon and we would get them to easily go 100 meters. The only thing was the first hardware store we went to refused to sell some kids the bits because he knew what we were doing.
GeoHog713@reddit
If you stuff the tennis ball VERY full, with strike anywhere match heads, you get an amazing ending.
actual-trevor@reddit
I always saw them made with tennis ball cans. They were the right diameter and back then were about as sturdy as soup cans.
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
They needed a tighter fit to really fly.
Beneficial_Equal_324@reddit
Called Polish cannons where/when I was a kid.
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
Being polish American myself I remember that now.
lonefighter77@reddit
I never made one, but dad had one. Was made out of Colt45 beer cans. Forgot he had that.
chillaxtion@reddit (OP)
Right. I’m remembering soup cans but maybe it was pull tab steel beer cans.
Beneficial_Zone_176@reddit
Made tennis ball cannons and I guess a type of potato cannon. We used a coffee can as the base and a thick cardboard roller/center that stuff was wrapped around. Poked a hole in the can, used a nail to hold a tennis ball, poured calcium carbide and water into the barrel to cook off, made acetylene gas, and the would light. That fucker launched tennis balls from our court to the park! Old Viet Nam vet/ buddies dad, was always helping us with cool shit that shot/caught on fire/exploded. I loved my childhood!!
Plastic-Sentence9429@reddit
We used tennis ball cans and we bought zippo lighter fluid at the corner store.
Mudlark-000@reddit
Went from plain PVC potato cannons to firing M80’s wrapped in watermelon rinds and duct tape (so satisfying) over one boozy July 4th afternoon.
Practical_Wind_1917@reddit
Never made one those but did my a couple different potato cannons