This is disgraceful | TheaterFire

If you like apple juice, you will love sliced tart, crisp, pink apples, sold at every grocery store near you. I put them in a Ziploc bag pour some pickle juice on it and pour a little bit of jalapeño juice on it. If you're really zesty toss in a jalapeño with it. When you're driving along, if you start to get a little bit lethargic, you reaching into that Ziploc bag that's in your cooler you crunch into that man, the yummy sugar and the tartness with the pickle juice and a little bit of spice from the jalapeño juice really wakes up your mouth and your whole body and you bring. Plus it's raw and hasn't been boiled to death by some company. I guarantee it. Try it. You will be addicted. It really helps driving.

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ThePeterbilt589@reddit

I would have the ass gargles about three miles down the road 😭

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LazarusOtter@reddit

God damn it, now I'm thinking of the possum from Fantastic Mr. Fox after the cider tsunami. Thanks a lot.

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Ordinary-Willow-6761@reddit

I thought same thing!!

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Round_Rooms@reddit

I had to go back twice, I thought so if not the pizza the chicken sandwich? Then ahh that jug of apple cider isn't part of the advertisement.

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NostradamusJones@reddit

Used to be 5 bucks for two slices, an easy way to eat cheap. Prices are so out of hand, I just eat groceries for the most part.

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Unusual-Associate174@reddit

Lmao I remember when it was 2 for 5....back in my day

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Flowing_North@reddit

Me too I was like well shit it is a bit pricey

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Endemicgenes@reddit

😂😂😂😂😂

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marrets1@reddit

100% what i saw first (the pizza price)

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tenwheniwannabe@reddit (OP)

That too..

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Psychological_Ad_963@reddit

OMG I'd have to tell management. That's disgusting

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CUBuffs1992@reddit

Am I the only one who’s never pissed in a jug? If I have to piss real bad I’ll pull off on an exit ramp and find a tree/bush or I’ll “check a tire.

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RackingUpTheMiles@reddit

I've gone almost a year and 45,000 miles on northeast regional and have never done this either. I just go find a bathroom or sneak off where nobody will see me. Sadly I can't pull over on the side of the road because the new camera system will trigger an event and you get a call from safety.

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Dropnhook@reddit

What is the event that’s triggered ?

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RackingUpTheMiles@reddit

Pulling over on the side of the road.

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F1at1iner@reddit

How is simply pulling over an event? Whatever company your work for is dumb af lol.

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Dropnhook@reddit

Yea I’d say op needs just find another company to drive for. I worked for a flatbed company that had inward facing cameras and even they weren’t this sensitive. I had to pull over to do load checks though… not sure what freight op hauls but that’s absolute bs.

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RackingUpTheMiles@reddit

It is now since they got new cameras. Oddly, it only seems to be triggered if you pull over on a marked shoulder. I've parked on the street in front of a shipper and not heard anything about it. I've also pulled over on a side street after leaving one of our drop yards because the trailer i picked up had a stuck brake.

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driver004@reddit

Reasons I swore long ago I’ll never work for a company that doesn’t allow me to control the cameras I put up

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RackingUpTheMiles@reddit

We don't have driver facing cameras though. Just outward. I've heard that's hard to find these days.

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driver004@reddit

Wouldn’t know, I just always ask about cameras and if they say yes I hang up. Haven’t had trouble finding work yet but then again I’m past the experience hurdle with a clean record

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F1at1iner@reddit

I would be pulling over all the time just to annoy them until they got that fixed or fired me lol.

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RackingUpTheMiles@reddit

I've heard about a few drivers getting terminated for it.

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tenwheniwannabe@reddit (OP)

Look that camera in its eye and piss away

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Tomokomon@reddit

The old employee bathroom works great on the T680 lol mine has long fairings that cover way past the backside of the cab. Perfect spot to take a leak with no one able to see you if you have to lol

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Existing_Inside5200@reddit

I have never pissed in a jug. But I'm also a woman so there's that lol

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Fair-Recognition8245@reddit

I’ve only had to piss in a bottle one time, it was on a load where the time I had got me where I needed to be with no time left, but I dumped it out when I got there and threw the bottle away.

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driver004@reddit

Just wait for the day you get food poisoning or something out of nowhere in a spot there’s really nowhere to run. I’m sitting pulled over on some PA mountain with a drop off right off the shoulder to a residential area rapidly trying to improvise a shitter with a monster energy box, shopping bags, and some electrical tape in my sleeper area that won’t be a disaster as I already feel a active breach in containment and know it’s about to come out the other end too.

Fun times 10/10 core trucker memory

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tenwheniwannabe@reddit (OP)

It’s always a fun time shitting your pants in the truck.

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driver004@reddit

Only happened the once but I’ve had a bucket and good trash bags on hand ever since

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CUBuffs1992@reddit

I have one of those camping bucket toilets. Also keep those pee bags with the gel in them.

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vbceejayy@reddit

Lmaooooo exactly why i keep me a portable toilet, tissue and trash bags🤣

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unloader86@reddit

I've never understood what is so hard about going out to piss on a tire. Like if you are leaving your piss jug at the fuel island you definitely aren't above stepping outside to piss outside.

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DamnedHeathen_@reddit

Watering your tires leaves piss for the next guy that's crawling under his truck, if it's in a parking lot. Meanwhile, if you use a piss jug, you are literally feet from a trash can at the fuel island. Leaving it on the pump is just a valid reason for a fade.

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supernova-juice@reddit

Uhhhh... have you ever tried to lift a garbage bag that's got liquid in it? Even if it's in the jug that's a lot of extra weight. And let's be honest. It won't stay in the jug.

Please. For the love of fucking all things.

DO NOT. THROW. YOUR NASTY PISS JUG. IN THE TRASH CAN. Jesus christ, just pull off on the side of the on-ramp and dump it out there.

The fact any of this is an issue at all makes me wonder how you folks manage to wipe your own asses without mommy double-checking it.

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SadnessOutOfContext@reddit

Water is 8.8lbs per gallon. 2 jugs makes the poor shlub who has to deal with it lift almost 20lbs extra on top of whatever other nasty and overweight stuff is in that can.

Def not cool.

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Prestigious_Cup_5265@reddit

Haha you are trying too hard . Fuck you!!!!!!

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Prestigious_Cup_5265@reddit

Truckers garbage cans are vile. When I worked in the warehouse and they would give out sanitation at the end of the night they made us go over to the restrooms and check on them and change out the trash. Trash cans smelled like death. I don't have a strong stomach with nasty smells and would always dry heave when it came to changing the trash.

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supernova-juice@reddit

Man, I've worked in the medical industry and I couldn't handle that

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Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor@reddit

Or just use a dumpster.

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Live-Door3408@reddit

Some people get weird about that. When I was training with my OTR training, he’d get nervous about me pissing in bushes because “you can’t technically get a public exposure charge and end up on the sex offender registry” 😂

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Terrible-Strategy127@reddit

You can. I knew a guy who did, though he was pissing in the bushes of his own front yard.

In the bushes would be fine if your dick can't be seen. However, I see too many just standing next to their car, dick in hand, peeing from the asphalt of the shoulder.

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overcrispy@reddit

Well the shippers get upset when you piss in their yard and they don’t always let you use the bathroom

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beachlover4ever@reddit

Then empty the jug and put it in the garbage can.

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Jacktheforkie@reddit

I prefer to piss in a bush, but in a pinch the tyre will do, just don’t use your steers before you go down a long downhill where you need to use the air brakes a bunch

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genocyde26008219@reddit

I save it for when I smoke my brakes through the Rockies. Big brain boov thinking. 🤣 🤣

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Jacktheforkie@reddit

Nice

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toruk_makto1@reddit

Don't. I've seen that... at the damn pump

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Complex_Case_15@reddit

I think that's disgusting I wouldn't want my truck to smell like burnt piss lmao it's best to just pee on grass or sand or dispose of it properly

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Live-Door3408@reddit

For real! Apple cider is delicious and a delicacy, why would someone just toss it out like that? Looks like they didn’t even drink it

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xoutlawtrucker@reddit

Seen so many piss bottles at the pumps that my brain erased it and I thought you were mad at the $8 shitty pizza

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K-Dog7469@reddit

Oh the jug!!!

I thought you were referring to the prices.

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Mystery_Chaser@reddit

I live on boiled eggs, apple slices and pickles, nuts, trail mix, and some chips. Gluten-free chocolate cookies, TicTac's and lots of lemon water. When I see other drivers eating fried food and drinking soda, I think yikes! You don't get any energy from that food. Anytime you eat something that's fried or made for you by a company, it's shit. You'd be better off starving. One more egg will give you a couple hours worth of energy. In between if you need a little sugar crunch on some apple slices. I like to slice my apples and pour in some jalapeño juice and pickle juice. That'll really wake you up. It's total happy food. You gotta get the pink tart extra crisp apples though. Good luck with your health.

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zerofox2046@reddit

H1B visa gang at your service.

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Crazykillerguy@reddit

Free orange juice!

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Various-Ad-1583@reddit

Lmao there’s no shame in this business anymore

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chevx@reddit

Extra diesel through it in your tank. Thats about 6-7 miles worth 😂

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meesersloth@reddit

I stopped at a loves in lathrop and the grass reeked of piss

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Existing_Inside5200@reddit

I live near there and I concur...the Lathrop Pilot is an absolute hellhole. Reeks so bad! Albuquerque Pilot is worse tho

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msstatelp@reddit

At first I thought you were talking about the pizza.

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SHOwSHOrTAge@reddit

Forbidden apple juice :0

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Glizzy_Goblin19@reddit

Forbidden Apple juice

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Dieselman1038@reddit

Weird looking piss

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trucker151@reddit

U just realized prices are higher than they were 10 years ago...? Bring ur own food. Dont buy shitty overpriced unhealthy gas station food. Even shitty McDonald's is expensive today.

Find a hobby man,.... these companies dont give a shit if u "blast then all over the internet" . Do u value ur time so little? Ur a regular guy bro.... ur angry post will reach like 100 ppl on a good day. U have boomer logic.

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AmtrakFlareon@reddit

I mean isn’t there a trash can behind every truck’s trailer at the truck stop? Because that is straight up nasty…

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TwinSpinner@reddit

Not only that, but a trash can AT EVERY PUMP. Like, this dude set that piss jug on the pump 2 feet away from their door, rather than the trash can... ALSO 2 feet from his door

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TwinSpinner@reddit

As gross as it would be to touch that, if I saw the driver put it there, I'd pick it up and chuck it at their windshield, let it coat their truck and drain down into their vents and engine and get REALLLLL nice and smelly

"Oh sorry, your forgot this, I thought you might appreciate someone giving it back to you"

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West-Raccoon-2043@reddit

Oh that’s classy. Fucking pricks

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Truckingwithpurpose@reddit

You plan on finishing that apple juice sir if not I’ll take it off your hands

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Droseph31@reddit

In Canada, it's 10

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Ok-Hamster6512@reddit

Drinking too much water can make it look like that too

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LazarusOtter@reddit

Really dawg?

I know that ain't you OP but these are the guys that give drivers like you and I who either never use piss jugs or at least dispose of them properly a bad name.

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Robjla@reddit

What a non-domicile thing to do. Grass or get a proper garbage can with bags to throw that out so nobody has to deal with your waste.

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Late-Driver6697@reddit

Probably a trash can right there too.

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RoscoMD@reddit

Putting their bladder baby up on the pump for all the world to see is absolutely distasteful. Bad driver! For all those saying they’d never water out in a bottle, well, give it 20 years of running the roads having given yourself nerve damage and now every release is an emergency, you’ll change your tune. In the meantime find a patch of grass to dump it and drive on.

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Azzacura@reddit

Well at least he was kind enough to leave it under the "p" for pee

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Megalodon7770@reddit

Hell on earth

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Spiritual-Election94@reddit

Looks like a decent deal.

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Jamo3306@reddit

Jesus. It's getting worse. Some jerk wad left his piss bottle under my truck at little America last week. And I had to deal with it. Part that gripes my ass is i would NEVER. 🔥

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commandercrackbutt@reddit

Yall need to drink water man lol

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Own-Opportunity4207@reddit

Disrespecting all of us truckers that more than a ho I forgot

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fffoi@reddit

forbidden apple juice

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Ok-Bodybuilder8020@reddit

🤢

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Nice-Possibility-312@reddit

Wow,almost a full gallon of apple juice!! Niiice

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supernova-juice@reddit

Every single day I see a post like this on here.

I can only assume the feral animals that perpetuate this behavior don't follow this sub.

At first I thought it was a jug of juice or tea. 🤢

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ratzm@reddit

Anti Gel

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vbceejayy@reddit

Thats wild

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Tripalicious@reddit

Yeah an $8 pizza combo is bullshit. At least you can get a free jug of lemonade

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Slater_8868@reddit

Is that sun tea?

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tenwheniwannabe@reddit (OP)

The besssst sun tea

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greedybanker3@reddit

8$ is a vit steep for that. pilot has lost their minds.

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beachlover4ever@reddit

Free ice tea. How thoughtful. 🤢

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WearyPossible6678@reddit

Im more upset about the price of pizza.

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Lifeofthedon@reddit

🤮

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north_coast_nomad@reddit

you guys cant be mad at buc-ees when you see bshit like this at a regular fuel station..

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MathewMurdock2@reddit

At least dump it out the throw it in the trash. That’s disgusting.

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Dangerous_Walk9239@reddit

You mean touch it?

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MathewMurdock2@reddit

I mean the person that put it there in the first place

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ShadowGamingRS@reddit

Hey you never know. Maybe it’s apple cider vinegar. It’s all the rage right now

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rcbrown527@reddit

Takes three minutes to pull off onto exit ramp and piss

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Difficult_Tank_8809@reddit

Should’ve dumped it in the windshield cleaner bucket. That way everyone smears your pihhhh on their windshield. Type shit. We evil.

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SCORPDOGGY@reddit

Orange juice

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TheePhilocalist@reddit

This annoys me.. there’s trash cans 3 steps from the pump on each row of pumps

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Flavoade@reddit

That’s Apple Cider Vinegar

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Tunavi@reddit

"i mean 6 bucks for a sandwich and a coffee - OH MY GOD"

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JakeJascob@reddit

I agree 8 dollars for 2 slices of that cheap ass pizza is bad. Yes I see the piss jug but thats not the real tragedy here.

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Primary-Border8759@reddit

Piss jug man would be very displeased

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genocyde26008219@reddit

$8 for two slices and a drink?! Am I getting sucked too?! Jesus Christ! At least they’re kind enough to throw in a gallon of apple juice for the $8 seggsual assault on my wallet!

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Darth_Vaper_69@reddit

8$ for 2 slices and a pepsi?! Atrocious!

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Dlast_sharp_needle@reddit

And here I was thinking OP was mad about the horrible food choices for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🤭😂😂😂

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HoosierDaddy84@reddit

I was looking at those inflated prices and then finally saw it! 😅

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DaphneBerryShake@reddit

Meanwhile the garbage can is 3-4ft away…

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Parking_Exit2297@reddit

Coffee is made with water,

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HighwayStar71@reddit

At first I was "It's outrageous what they're charging now when it was 2 for $5 only a few years ago!"

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RackingUpTheMiles@reddit

My guy needs a doctor and a bottle of water. I honestly thought that was a cheap off brand orange flavored drink at first. After seeing it was on the fuel pump, I then realized it was a very dark piss jug.

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IndependentAdvice865@reddit

This is one of the reasons why Pilot, and T/A charge for parking, because they need to clean up after these nasty slobs🤢

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HarryDiMondick@reddit

What, you mean the PISSBORG?

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Distinct-Event-7472@reddit

How you know it was piss did you get a whiff

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Alubsey@reddit

That ain’t orange juice. 😂

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ChoomBurner@reddit

I could never imagine my piss being brown. This is scumbag behavior.

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Lord_B33zus@reddit

That’s old piss, you think they pissed a whole gallon in one shot? Nah, it’s been sitting in the truck marinating for a day or two.

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ChoomBurner@reddit

🤢

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NativeDaemoN@reddit

Imagine if they started leaving their skeet socks everywhere... ...

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n8maxfield@reddit

Yes 8 dollars for 2 sub par slices is an insu…..oh wait; piss jug.

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howaboutclark@reddit

Dude the trash can is literally less than 3 feet away from this dickhead……absurd… absolutely absurd

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Arthur_Digby_Sellers@reddit

I didn't scroll and was also repulsed by the thought of truckstop pizza!

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SnooChipmunks6620@reddit

Disgusting.. but how in the fuck is that so consistent? I can never have the same color pee!

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firstblush73@reddit

The price of 2 slices of pizza is not just disgraceful, its downright bonkers!

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aacawe@reddit

At this point, I think everyone posting 60 times a day about pissing is definitely starting to contribute to some drivers wanting to shock others. Stop giving it a platform. Start talking to the managers at the stores about keeping their lots clean!

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