Over the line! Mark it zero, dude.
Posted by firstcousinofZorn@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 64 comments
On this day in 1944, John Milius was born. After a long and storied career (He supposedly came up with the line, "Go ahead, make my day" from Dirty Harry), he was the inspiration for Walter Sobchak, who had untold, oft-repeated, fantastic lines throughout the movie. Never having met the man (Milius), it appears that John Goodman nailed his character spot on. As you can tell, the resemblance is uncanny. What are the best lines from Walter Sobchak? I'll go first: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
74snowman@reddit
“Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This…this is not a worthy fuckin adversary.”
SnarkAtTheMoon@reddit
I didn’t bring the dog bowling dude, I didn’t rent it shoes….
datcleanboi@reddit
It’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers
Swimming_Height_4684@reddit
We’re all, on a personal level, really enormous fans.
LouDog0187@reddit
Shomer fucking shabbos
obsterwankenobster@reddit
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos
No_Emu2020@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
PapagenoRed@reddit
"This is not 'nam, there are rules." You can use it often.
LwyrUpAmrca@reddit
For your information, the Supreme Court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint
Starpharmer333@reddit
I’ll double back and beat it out of them
LunchMasterFlex@reddit
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE
JohnQPublicc@reddit
Just because you get a divorce you don’t stop being Jewish.
A thousand years of beautiful traditions from Moses to sandy koufax OVER THE LINE!
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
I hear he dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.
sorotomotor@reddit
> Milius supposedly came up with the line, "Go ahead, make my day!" from Dirty Harry
If you will it, it is no dream!
BayBreezy17@reddit
I am the Walrus
sorotomotor@reddit
> On this day in 1944, John Milius was born.
ALL RIIIIIGHT! Way to go Johnny!
sorotomotor@reddit
> Milius supposedly came up with the line, "Go ahead, make my day!" from Dirty Harry
If you will it, it is no dream!
Jay_the_Artisan@reddit
Seth Rogan plays John in Zeroville. The movie isn’t the best, but there is a crazy scene where he bully’s George Lucas and puts the colt in Spielbergs mouth.
DoctorEmilio_Lizardo@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.
skilly2669@reddit
. Calmer than you are
firstcousinofZorn@reddit (OP)
Perfectly calm, dude.
bfwead@reddit
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
JasonYaya@reddit
roundly rejected
Highplowp@reddit
I’m finishing my coffee
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit
….fuck the tournament? Ok dude, I can see you don’t want to be cheered up here. Come on Donnie, let’s go get us a lane.
quality_erectors@reddit
Fuck it. Let’s go get a lane.
edc208@reddit
And also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife...uhm, an amphibious rodent, for...uhm, you know, domestic...within the city…..that ain't legal either
screaming_pope70@reddit
time for the Walter Sobchak/Conan the Barbarian mashup
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran!
39lab@reddit
Is this your homework, Larry?|
thudwhomper@reddit
You didn’t think I was rollin out here naked did ya?
Decent_Bill6127@reddit
The dudes car got a little banged up
RestrictedByPhysics@reddit
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
AbbreviationsNo4089@reddit
My dirty undies dude…the whites
Toberoni@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers…OVER THE LINE!!
murphanduncas@reddit
Calmer than you are.
MalusExMachina@reddit
What the fuck you!… I’m not!… We’re talking about unchecked aggression here dude.
firstcousinofZorn@reddit (OP)
I don't roll on Shabbos.
murphanduncas@reddit
What's shammos Walter?
chrisatola@reddit
Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
dhlthecobra@reddit
You’re not wrong, John. You’re just an asshole.
vidvicious@reddit
Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?
Anonymoushipopotomus@reddit
Get out of my peaceful cab
patsully98@reddit
You didn’t think I’m rolling outta here naked, did you? Let’s take that hiiiiiiill!
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my Rambo Orange Drink.
Glittering_Bet_8610@reddit
"Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit."
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Asian-American, please…
wish-u-well@reddit
Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!
Sensitive_Mirror_472@reddit
Okay sir, you're a Milius, I'm a Milius, that's terrific, I'm very busy so what can I do for you?
RevSteelyDude04@reddit
Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. No one’s gonna cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it.
woodscriberman@reddit
You’re out of your element Donny!
sharkzone@reddit
So you have no frame of reference here Donny. You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…
Dick1405@reddit
….. AND, I would like my undies back
Bismarcus@reddit
They're gonna kill that pooooor woman!
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
It's Cynthia and Marty Ackerman's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian...
EIAOH15@reddit
"My dirty laundry, Dude, the whites!"
freshprinceoftheair@reddit
OVER THE LINEEEEEEE!
New-Gas3080@reddit
......a world, of pain.
YogurtclosetDull2380@reddit
I love hearing Millius stories, dude
MonkeyDick420@reddit
You're killing your Father Larry.
indieguy33@reddit
Apart from his pacifism? I did not know that.
kinkyslc1@reddit
And a good day to you, Sir!