Well the box did say 14+ sayings. There are 16.

1) This aggression will not stand man 2) You...you human paraquat 3) Wait wait let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr Lebowski. You're Mr Lebowski. I'm the Dude. 4) Hey at least I'm house broken. 5) Hey careful man there's a beverage here 6) Dude here. 7) That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. 8) Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron. 9) Ahhhh, I'm just going to go find a cash machine. 10) I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude so that's what you call me you know 10) Mind if I do a "j' 11) Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women man.. 12) Ahhh..nice marmot 13) Obviously you're not a golfer 14) This rug I had it really tired the room together. 15) Yeah, well you know like that's just your opinion man. 16) The Dude abides.