Anon is a master of deception

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This is why this is the best website on the planet. Modern intellectuals like OP inspire me

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If anon can polish off a log of soup sludge, right from the can, without a utensil, he will someday make a girl very happy.

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campbell's tomato soup is actually really good straight from the can

you never been camping?

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My comment wasn't on the flavour of the soup. I grew up on the stuff and i like it a lot.

I was commenting on the lingual dexterity required to consume the entirety of a gelatinous log from a can without a utensil.

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I found if you shake the fuck out of it then let it settle for a minute you avoid the sludge

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Not even a spoon lol

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This shit made me laugh so hard

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y fork tho

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Does he have a bowl?

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He had to photoshop a fork in and you think he has a bowl?

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Schizogem

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better shop in a utensil to make them think I'm not poor and stupid

fork to eat soup

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Reminds me of the time Anon photoshopped someone's toes just to avoid clipping his nails

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But now I’m sure of it