We're moving on from our Fireball and switching to Buzzballs ladies and gentlemen
Posted by duckbobtarry@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 89 comments
ExpedientDemise@reddit
No...no. Buzzballs are round. They get loose and roll around all over the cab. We need something in a square bottle.
SockeyeSTI@reddit
Ah yes, the state who’s mascot is just a guy doing dumb shit is questioning the morales of another state.
Hard-Coconut-@reddit
I live in NY all these ppl do is drunk drive and the offenders are getting younger and younger it's sad. can't wait to move the hell back out of NY. I absolutely hate it. but drunk driving is definitely not exclusive to NY. I lived in FL they drive like animals there too.
duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)
Everywhere has drunk drivers.
GB10031@reddit
Isn't a majority of South Florida's population former New Yorkers?
MarmotWorldOrder@reddit
Florida has the worst drivers of any state you're in unless you're in Texas. Driving down 95 to Daytona Beach was like being an extra in Final Destination.
BigDogDaBeast314@reddit
A .27 and you're swerving... this weak bitch. Type of guy that won't eat shrimp scampi because it has wine in it.
Fern9090@reddit
But the limited term licenses are the problems. Ok
oneshadeoff@reddit
Holy hell 0.27 is fucking obliterated
COATHANGER_ABORTIONS@reddit
I'm always reminded of the bodycam of the dude at the Gallup port of entry with the Crown Royal bag in his pocket, just completely fucking wasted. Insane.
I_hold_stering_wheal@reddit
The New York State of mind. Please.
cammysays@reddit
typical "us vs them" attitude, which is funny to me because ive lived in illinois, vermont, georgia, tennessee, and washington, and it seems very one-sided. people in southern states like to act like northern state people are high on the smell of their own farts and/or are morally fucked up somehow, and people in northern states tend to basically ignore the south when possible.
yung_frog@reddit
You even see it with Illinois and Wisconsin. There’s a lot of weird aggression/competition with the two even though northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin might as well be the exact same state. FIBs, cheeseheads, yadda yadda yadda.
cammysays@reddit
Hell, Chicago and the rest of Illinois may as well be different states with how there’s this bizarre contempt for the city. It’s so weird
drimmie@reddit
Nailed it perfectly
duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)
Yeah, I'm from Florida and we have plenty of DUIs from our drivers, dont know why this acts like New Yorkers are the drunk drivers in the state.
FaceWithAName@reddit
It's because New York is a Democrat city
Capn_T_Driver@reddit
Wisconsin saw this and laughed while sipping their breakfast beer.
MrD3a7h@reddit
Beer, huh? Slow start to the day.
ComprehendReading@reddit
Gotta make church tolerable.
Psychological_Ad_963@reddit
O pleez🤥🤥🤥
robexib@reddit
New York ain't got shit on Wisconsin and their near sexual relationship with alcohol. 😂
Independent-Fun8926@reddit
I think it was a bad attempt at a joke referring to the song by Billy Joel.
But idk, FHP seems to only hire Korea veterans who’ve been getting the same buzz cut since the day they were born
thtamthrfckr@reddit
Florida has no mind
flavorjunction@reddit
Just trying to find the Florida flow.
Primedirector3@reddit
The home of Florida Man has the nerve to feign moral superiority
buttchugreferee@reddit
yeah, Florida has a shitton of drunk drivers
and NY pulls people over just as much as any other state
Christyyy22@reddit
Absolutely, I would even argue NY pulls more people over than any other northeastern state, I’m on 84 a lot and NY’s 70ish miles are definitely the most patrolled section of 84. See them all over I-90 too.
Jessthinking@reddit
You have to remember, Trump hates New York. So MAGA hates New York. There is no intelligence to it. Trump was convicted of 34 felonies in New York.
EisenFisen@reddit
What was he convicted of?
Coolmister57@reddit
Are we allowed to talk about politics?
ComprehendReading@reddit
Is that why the Orange House is in Palm Beach, FL?
SayNoToFatties@reddit
What the hell are buzzballs? Sounds like some type of street drug not a drink. I dont drink so terminology isn't my strong suit.
duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)
They're ball-shaped drinks you find at a lot of gas stations. I specifically see them in Circle K. Theyre like a 16% alcohol drink, I think some type of cheap wine or something.
ComprehendReading@reddit
It's malt liquor. Means they added alcohol to an otherwise low or no alcohol beverage.
Baconated-Coffee@reddit
Malt liquor is a high alcohol content beer such as Colt 45 and Olde English and are typically sold in 40oz bottles. BuzzBallz are pre-made cocktails.
ComprehendReading@reddit
It's "malt liquor" like they used to quietly race blame on blacks in the 90s, but now is a party drink for kids and teenagers like the Republicans like to fuck.
Aromatic-Scratch3481@reddit
Bro thinks a state with .05 as the legal limit for cars is lighter on DUI's than a state with drive-thru liquor stores.
possibly_lost45@reddit
They make fireball buzzballs
StealthyNoctowl@reddit
For a legendary hangover
bctaylor87@reddit
I want to do an experiment. I'm going to order one of those breathalyzers online and a bunch of BuzzBalls. I want to see how many it takes to get to 0.27
Dual-use@reddit
Depends on your weight
AndromedanPrince@reddit
i think they are 12%, so depending on body weight u can prob drink 6-10 and hit that
bctaylor87@reddit
15 of them you say. Well if I must
Flimsyfishy@reddit
Y'know that's a whole lotta brew in one night.
AndromedanPrince@reddit
in all honesty if ur liver can handle it this is a pretty good experiment.
Spitfire954@reddit
.27 is insanely drunk and right around where alcohol poisoning starts. Dude has to be a raging alcoholic.
Justaguy222444888@reddit
Can get there way quicker with fireball just sayin…
scottiethegoonie@reddit
They're 12% but only the size of a baseball. You need a batting practice amount of these things in harbor freight bucket.
Paddock9652@reddit
Challenge accepted
cbj24@reddit
That’s like dipshits in my area acting high and mighty when they say “we don’t want your California ideas around here” while the entire area they live in looks like if a crackhouse was a county.
ComprehendReading@reddit
"God forbid we have to deal with you fuc-HICK-king Californian taxes and improving our roads and demanding education!"
Captain_Wag@reddit
Yeah I live in California and that's bullshit. The roads here are terrible. God awful. New mexico and Arizona are worse, but that's beside the point.
Behold-Roast-Beef@reddit
"The New York state of mind"?
What kind of cringe-ass writing is this?
Then_Entertainer_370@reddit
Listen if I swerve it’s because my damn snack box isn’t in its right place.
Tangojacks0n@reddit
So what’s gonna happen to him? Rehab then get back on driving?
norseprincesspdx@reddit
Lol flordia is such a joke. They host the country biggest crime stories in history and then turn around and act like their shit doesnt stink!
IronSide_420@reddit
Finally we're moving on. I've been tired of the spice for awhile. Now i need some sweet.
Feeez_Shato@reddit
get ready for the "can they reject me because of my untreated type 2 diabetes" posts
Round-Guarantee4948@reddit
Florida always gotta make it liberal vs conservative. Shut up already with that damn nonsense
ComprehendReading@reddit
Right? The whole state is nonsense. Round-Guaranter4948 said it best: "Eliminate Florida"
Exciting-Car-3516@reddit
It’s notorious that we New Yorker go to Florida to die
Naborsx21@reddit
Only a 0.27 those are rookie numbers
leadpoem@reddit
The BAC needs to be the same as the GVW. So if you are 80,000 your BAC should be .80
DrillTheThirdHole@reddit
what do i do if i'm 129,000
leadpoem@reddit
Are you Irish or australian? If not well...
DrillTheThirdHole@reddit
well my family is from wisconsin
leadpoem@reddit
I'll give you a 50/50 chance then
anotherquack@reddit
Gotta work up to it or you’ll die
Naborsx21@reddit
That's just clean living right there
bentstrider83@reddit
Every state has sleaze bags regardless of how refined the state government tries to present its populace. New York State, 5% upper crust urbanites, 95% average people.
DialUpYourEngines@reddit
How about Florida state of mind? They were offended that he wasn’t shirtless and fighting with an alligator over alimony in a Waffle House. I’m tired of hearing officials from the meth-gator capital of the world complaining about librulz.
Spare-Good-5372@reddit
0.27 fucking hell
Cann1balHulk@reddit
And yet, this sub is still filled with people shaming new drivers for wanting to smoke weed on their off time…
Meanwhile, BuzzBall Brian almost murders multiple people being the wheel with a BAC 3x higher than the normal legal limit.
pingus3233@reddit
6.75 times the legal CDL holder limit of 0.04 BAC
Cann1balHulk@reddit
Oh yeah you’re absolutely right
theboywthagreenscarf@reddit
I think it’s more of the fact that it stays in your system so long.
Cann1balHulk@reddit
I see way too many comments that are just “you’re just dumb, drugs are bad, if you do drugs you should be anywhere near a truck, I wouldn’t want to hire a drug addict either”, like this exact thing doesn’t happen almost on a daily basis. Alcoholism & meth addiction are rampant in the trucking industry, and yet I’ve never seen a profession call so many cannabis users drug addicts
PDXWiLdBoii@reddit
Aww maaaan, but that’s a ladies drink 🤦♂️
Present-Ambition6309@reddit
Buzz my balls? What the heck? Umm they itch a weak later!
duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)
Then you need to try Fireball
Present-Ambition6309@reddit
I did! I woke up with another drivers pants on me and I couldn’t find my tractor.
VikingLander7@reddit
I’m guessing that since he spoke little English he probably didn’t understand enough that those tasty fruity drinks at the gas station were actually alcohol.
trucksarekewl@reddit
Bro them shits are so ass lmao
chico-dust@reddit
I mean unironically buzz balls are kinda good. So i ain't mad at it
PoopyStinkbutts@reddit
Yes yes New York, a bunch of democrat Yankees bad funny ha ha ha
Like Florida isn't the punchline of jokes all the time lol
Orikshekor@reddit
Random Nas reference but okay lmao
taco-force@reddit
That's as Florida as it fucking gets you balmy bastards.
duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)
Can't edit, but here is thestory