We're moving on from our Fireball and switching to Buzzballs ladies and gentlemen

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ExpedientDemise@reddit

No...no. Buzzballs are round. They get loose and roll around all over the cab. We need something in a square bottle.

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SockeyeSTI@reddit

Ah yes, the state who’s mascot is just a guy doing dumb shit is questioning the morales of another state.

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I live in NY all these ppl do is drunk drive and the offenders are getting younger and younger it's sad. can't wait to move the hell back out of NY. I absolutely hate it. but drunk driving is definitely not exclusive to NY. I lived in FL they drive like animals there too.

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duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)

Everywhere has drunk drivers.

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GB10031@reddit

Isn't a majority of South Florida's population former New Yorkers?

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MarmotWorldOrder@reddit

Florida has the worst drivers of any state you're in unless you're in Texas. Driving down 95 to Daytona Beach was like being an extra in Final Destination.

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BigDogDaBeast314@reddit

A .27 and you're swerving... this weak bitch. Type of guy that won't eat shrimp scampi because it has wine in it.

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Fern9090@reddit

But the limited term licenses are the problems. Ok

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oneshadeoff@reddit

Holy hell 0.27 is fucking obliterated

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COATHANGER_ABORTIONS@reddit

I'm always reminded of the bodycam of the dude at the Gallup port of entry with the Crown Royal bag in his pocket, just completely fucking wasted. Insane.

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I_hold_stering_wheal@reddit

The New York State of mind. Please.

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cammysays@reddit

typical "us vs them" attitude, which is funny to me because ive lived in illinois, vermont, georgia, tennessee, and washington, and it seems very one-sided. people in southern states like to act like northern state people are high on the smell of their own farts and/or are morally fucked up somehow, and people in northern states tend to basically ignore the south when possible.

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yung_frog@reddit

You even see it with Illinois and Wisconsin. There’s a lot of weird aggression/competition with the two even though northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin might as well be the exact same state. FIBs, cheeseheads, yadda yadda yadda.

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cammysays@reddit

Hell, Chicago and the rest of Illinois may as well be different states with how there’s this bizarre contempt for the city. It’s so weird

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drimmie@reddit

Nailed it perfectly

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duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)

Yeah, I'm from Florida and we have plenty of DUIs from our drivers, dont know why this acts like New Yorkers are the drunk drivers in the state.

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FaceWithAName@reddit

It's because New York is a Democrat city

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Capn_T_Driver@reddit

Wisconsin saw this and laughed while sipping their breakfast beer.

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MrD3a7h@reddit

Beer, huh? Slow start to the day.

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ComprehendReading@reddit

Gotta make church tolerable.

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Psychological_Ad_963@reddit

O pleez🤥🤥🤥

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robexib@reddit

New York ain't got shit on Wisconsin and their near sexual relationship with alcohol. 😂

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Independent-Fun8926@reddit

I think it was a bad attempt at a joke referring to the song by Billy Joel.

But idk, FHP seems to only hire Korea veterans who’ve been getting the same buzz cut since the day they were born

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thtamthrfckr@reddit

Florida has no mind

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flavorjunction@reddit

Just trying to find the Florida flow.

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Primedirector3@reddit

The home of Florida Man has the nerve to feign moral superiority

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buttchugreferee@reddit

yeah, Florida has a shitton of drunk drivers

and NY pulls people over just as much as any other state

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Christyyy22@reddit

Absolutely, I would even argue NY pulls more people over than any other northeastern state, I’m on 84 a lot and NY’s 70ish miles are definitely the most patrolled section of 84. See them all over I-90 too.

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Jessthinking@reddit

You have to remember, Trump hates New York. So MAGA hates New York. There is no intelligence to it. Trump was convicted of 34 felonies in New York.

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EisenFisen@reddit

What was he convicted of?

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Coolmister57@reddit

Are we allowed to talk about politics?

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ComprehendReading@reddit

Is that why the Orange House is in Palm Beach, FL?

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SayNoToFatties@reddit

What the hell are buzzballs? Sounds like some type of street drug not a drink. I dont drink so terminology isn't my strong suit.

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duckbobtarry@reddit (OP)

They're ball-shaped drinks you find at a lot of gas stations. I specifically see them in Circle K. Theyre like a 16% alcohol drink, I think some type of cheap wine or something.

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ComprehendReading@reddit

It's malt liquor. Means they added alcohol to an otherwise low or no alcohol beverage.

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Baconated-Coffee@reddit

Malt liquor is a high alcohol content beer such as Colt 45 and Olde English and are typically sold in 40oz bottles. BuzzBallz are pre-made cocktails.

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ComprehendReading@reddit

It's "malt liquor" like they used to quietly race blame on blacks in the 90s, but now is a party drink for kids and teenagers like the Republicans like to fuck.

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Aromatic-Scratch3481@reddit

Bro thinks a state with .05 as the legal limit for cars is lighter on DUI's than a state with drive-thru liquor stores.

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possibly_lost45@reddit

They make fireball buzzballs

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StealthyNoctowl@reddit

For a legendary hangover

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bctaylor87@reddit

I want to do an experiment. I'm going to order one of those breathalyzers online and a bunch of BuzzBalls. I want to see how many it takes to get to 0.27

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Dual-use@reddit

Depends on your weight

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AndromedanPrince@reddit

i think they are 12%, so depending on body weight u can prob drink 6-10 and hit that

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bctaylor87@reddit

15 of them you say. Well if I must

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Flimsyfishy@reddit

Y'know that's a whole lotta brew in one night.

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AndromedanPrince@reddit

in all honesty if ur liver can handle it this is a pretty good experiment.

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Spitfire954@reddit

.27 is insanely drunk and right around where alcohol poisoning starts. Dude has to be a raging alcoholic.

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Justaguy222444888@reddit

Can get there way quicker with fireball just sayin…

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scottiethegoonie@reddit

They're 12% but only the size of a baseball. You need a batting practice amount of these things in harbor freight bucket.

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Paddock9652@reddit

Challenge accepted

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cbj24@reddit

That’s like dipshits in my area acting high and mighty when they say “we don’t want your California ideas around here” while the entire area they live in looks like if a crackhouse was a county.

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ComprehendReading@reddit

"God forbid we have to deal with you fuc-HICK-king Californian taxes and improving our roads and demanding education!"

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Captain_Wag@reddit

Yeah I live in California and that's bullshit. The roads here are terrible. God awful. New mexico and Arizona are worse, but that's beside the point.

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Behold-Roast-Beef@reddit

"The New York state of mind"?

What kind of cringe-ass writing is this?

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Then_Entertainer_370@reddit

Listen if I swerve it’s because my damn snack box isn’t in its right place.

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Tangojacks0n@reddit

So what’s gonna happen to him? Rehab then get back on driving?

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norseprincesspdx@reddit

Lol flordia is such a joke. They host the country biggest crime stories in history and then turn around and act like their shit doesnt stink!

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IronSide_420@reddit

Finally we're moving on. I've been tired of the spice for awhile. Now i need some sweet.

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Feeez_Shato@reddit

get ready for the "can they reject me because of my untreated type 2 diabetes" posts

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Round-Guarantee4948@reddit

Florida always gotta make it liberal vs conservative. Shut up already with that damn nonsense

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ComprehendReading@reddit

Right? The whole state is nonsense. Round-Guaranter4948 said it best: "Eliminate Florida"

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Exciting-Car-3516@reddit

It’s notorious that we New Yorker go to Florida to die

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Naborsx21@reddit

Only a 0.27 those are rookie numbers

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leadpoem@reddit

The BAC needs to be the same as the GVW. So if you are 80,000 your BAC should be .80

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DrillTheThirdHole@reddit

what do i do if i'm 129,000

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leadpoem@reddit

Are you Irish or australian? If not well...

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DrillTheThirdHole@reddit

well my family is from wisconsin

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leadpoem@reddit

I'll give you a 50/50 chance then

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anotherquack@reddit

Gotta work up to it or you’ll die

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Naborsx21@reddit

That's just clean living right there

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bentstrider83@reddit

Every state has sleaze bags regardless of how refined the state government tries to present its populace. New York State, 5% upper crust urbanites, 95% average people.

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DialUpYourEngines@reddit

How about Florida state of mind? They were offended that he wasn’t shirtless and fighting with an alligator over alimony in a Waffle House. I’m tired of hearing officials from the meth-gator capital of the world complaining about librulz.

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Spare-Good-5372@reddit

0.27 fucking hell

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Cann1balHulk@reddit

And yet, this sub is still filled with people shaming new drivers for wanting to smoke weed on their off time…

Meanwhile, BuzzBall Brian almost murders multiple people being the wheel with a BAC 3x higher than the normal legal limit.

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pingus3233@reddit

6.75 times the legal CDL holder limit of 0.04 BAC

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Cann1balHulk@reddit

Oh yeah you’re absolutely right

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theboywthagreenscarf@reddit

I think it’s more of the fact that it stays in your system so long.

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Cann1balHulk@reddit

I see way too many comments that are just “you’re just dumb, drugs are bad, if you do drugs you should be anywhere near a truck, I wouldn’t want to hire a drug addict either”, like this exact thing doesn’t happen almost on a daily basis. Alcoholism & meth addiction are rampant in the trucking industry, and yet I’ve never seen a profession call so many cannabis users drug addicts

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