What was your first old person moment?
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The other day I asked my wife if she saw a video on "The Tik Tok."
Posted by Objective-Lab5179@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 186 comments
The other day I asked my wife if she saw a video on "The Tik Tok."
Moist_Rub8635@reddit
When I was 10 after I had up get up at 430 Newspaper delivery around the 3rd week my dad said "now you just gotta do this for the next 55 years and then you can retire and die 5-10 years later".
Substantial-Chip-102@reddit
Realizing I get a senior discount everywhere. Not going to lie, it doesn’t suck.
SenatorBeers@reddit
Realizing I don’t recognize a single band on The Warped Tour.
SkipNYNY@reddit
When I realized I don’t know how this works and even less how instagram works and don’t care.
Svanaroo@reddit
When my sports medicine doc said “that’s not a back injury, that’s just arthritis.”
babayagaparenting@reddit
I was listening to free Spotify and the beginning of Blitzkrieg Bop came on, and I started head bopping and singing, and it turned out to be a commercial reminding old people to get vaccinated for shingles and rsv.
Interesting-Put-236@reddit
babayagaparenting@reddit
Don’t laugh at my pain. It actually reminded me to schedule my damn shingles vaccine.
elliotsilvestri@reddit
My shingles vax was a two dose. I was fine with the first. The day after the second dose I could barely get out bed.
babayagaparenting@reddit
That’s what I’m afraid of. I had my first.
Interesting-Put-236@reddit
I've had shingles and don't recommend. I got the Shingrix vaccine as soon as I could! That i do recommend!
Magerimoje@reddit
I yelled at the TV when some washer/dryer company was using ODB's song "got your money" as "got your laundry". Yelled, out loud, at my inanimate object.
Yep. I turned old that day.
onions-make-me-cry@reddit
When I quote prices from 10 years ago lol. My son's car battery died, and I told him it was gonna be like $120. It was $300.
elliotsilvestri@reddit
Fuck. I had to replace my car's battery yesterday. I was.thinking that it would be about $100. Instead it was $189! And that was AFTER I shopped around online. None of the places offered a senior discount, however.
trashthegoondocks@reddit
I do that with lunch all the time. Lunch was $8 for decades…and then one day it was $25…
Unable_Answer_179@reddit
Getting an age recommended bone density scan and hearing Prince's "1999" in the waiting room. That was my club music back in the day and now it's old people background noise.
Bidesign54@reddit
Seeing the first new male hiree at the plant with a hog snout septum piercing and thinking “son, what in the hell is your major malfunction??”
Xiolaglori@reddit
That shit is so unattractive even on the most attractive people. And I had my nose pierced in high school, twice on the side though, not like a goddamn animal. And I took it out by the time I was 19 so I could get a real job.
Josiepaws105@reddit
My beautiful 19 year old got her septum pierced, and I agree - it is unattractive on anyone! Apparently, their generation thinks it’s cute. Is my opinion a sign of being old? A sign of being sensible? Is being sensible code for “old”? Damn it - we were the GenX rule breakers! Why do these whippersnappers have to one up us? 🤣
CampaignAway1072@reddit
Right there with ya
babayagaparenting@reddit
Ugh! That’s what I think of every time! Boars were trying to dig under a fence so we pierced their septums! Every single time.
LJGuitarPractice@reddit
Sciatica. Really really hurts
Sufficient_Stop8381@reddit
Farting like a Clydesdale
InhibitedExistence@reddit
LOL
Top-Emu-2292@reddit
Thinking about the here after. Earlier I walked into the kitchen and thought what am I here after.
Enlighten-Pasta@reddit
Forgetting why I went downstairs for .
Normal_Snow3293@reddit
lol - I was in my mid 20s when a teen on the ski slope called me sir. I appreciated his manners but in no way did I feel like a “sir”
Lazy_Negotiation4133@reddit
When I was first diagnosed with gout. I said, “That’s an old persons disease!” Then I looked in the mirror. 🤔
Whatchamacallit72@reddit
I don’t remember
huevosyhuevos@reddit
WHATDIDYOUSAY!??
No_Apartment_4551@reddit
Sent my nephew and SIL two birthday cards each. Thought I’d forgotten, and sent out two more, but hadn’t. The decline has commenced.
Little-Red-Dog@reddit
I was looking at some photos from an event at my church. I had been working in the kitchen, so my hair was up. I could not figure out who an old person was who was in several pictures. Once I realized they had my shirt on, I realized it was me. I didn't know that my hair was so gray underneath the outer layer.
Affectionate-Cow3737@reddit
My meniscus tore while making love.
Bidesign54@reddit
Note to self…get knee pads back out!
Express_Towel47@reddit
You’ve never heard of MAS*H?
revdon@reddit
I walked into a lit room and heard someone say, "Who left this g--d--- light on?!" I was alone, and realized was indeed becoming my father. I was nineteen. Now I'm in my fifties and I've become him.
Global_Patience_2667@reddit
Readers
amorrison96@reddit
That time I threw my back out while unloading the dishwasher.
Climboard@reddit
I forgot.
adore1987@reddit
When I heard Biggie on Grown Folks radio station.
Quirky-Attitude1456@reddit
When I got called sir at the mall one day. I was in my 30’s
texasdiver@reddit
Probably didn’t notice it.
gldngrlee@reddit
Needing readers
ProtectionContent977@reddit
“You were born in 1970, holy shit”.
babayagaparenting@reddit
What was it like to be alive in the 1900’s?
Laurafla@reddit
I offered one of my employees a candy from my purse while I was telling her I won $50 on a scratch and win ticket. As the words came out of my mouth, I heard it. 👵🏻
babayagaparenting@reddit
That made me cackle.
Ellisrsp@reddit
15 years ago at Magic Mountain. Love rollercoasters, I went on X and it was not a fun experience. Rough, completely disorienting (I guess that's the point), and I came off it with the biggest migraine I think I've ever had and was nauseated but was able to keep it down. I've never had that happen before. I couldn't go on any other rides the remainder of the day.
GonePhishingAgain@reddit
I had to explain a Seinfeld reference. My wallet was too bulky.
Turbulent-Demand873@reddit
When I broke my foot by simply walking down the stairs at home. Now I have to worry about breaking a hip. All of the time I’m thinking “I don’t want to break a hip”. I’m 50. lol
Aerwiar@reddit
When my husband pointed out that when we drive anywhere together, I'm always reading all the road signs out loud LIKE AN OLD LADY. 🙄
KrazyKatLady1674@reddit
When I dropped a hair tie on the floor, leaned over to pick it up and threw my back out.
I was in my early 40s when that happened.
Genny415@reddit
No one asking if you are OK is a sign you're not that old. If you're old AF, they'd be offering to cal an ambulance for you.
KrazyKatLady1674@reddit
I took the falling on my a$$ as getting too old. No one asking if I'm ok is a societal issue imo.
MuttsandHuskies@reddit
Don’t do that! My mom tried it at my age and broke her foot in 3 places and completely shattered her ankle. It’s all metal now.
KrazyKatLady1674@reddit
Oh....I won't do it anymore. As I was going down, I had visions of broken hips, knees, wrist (I had my hand out to break the fall).
The other day I was the gas station and in the same situation with the trash. I forced myself to walk around the car.
I'm sorry for you Mom!
MuttsandHuskies@reddit
To be fair my mom is very much a let’s push through it kind of person. And so two weeks after she got out of surgery, she decided to go on a 22 Hour Rd. trip. Guess who came home with a blood clot!
ClassicMastodon8839@reddit
Explaining to a young client what an answering machine is. I asked him if his house had one - could I leave a message if no one answered the phone - and his response, instead of yes or no, was “what’s that?” ☠️
WildmouseX@reddit
When I was 36 I took a 19 year old girl on a date. She said something that made me say "way to make me feel old", she replied " your not old, my dad is 38 he's old" - that was when I stopped dating girls half my age. L
Demostecles@reddit
That’s pretty disgusting.
No-Brief-1025@reddit
Being as if I wanted a seniors discount at 50 🙁
Tricky_One_4909@reddit
Wait….you don’t want free money? I would have accepted a senior discount as a child if I could get one!
But I out-frugal all my friends. So, there’s that.
Senior discounts friggen RULE!
aburena2@reddit
When people being hired for the job were born after I started the job.
Magerimoje@reddit
When I realized the new set batch of full fledged doctors (college, med school, and a minimum 3 year residency) eligible for board certification this year were likely born in 2000.
xAlice_Liddell@reddit
Murky_Possibility_68@reddit
Very severely hurt my back regrouting the tub.
EasilyLuredWithCandy@reddit
Cataracts
assmanx2x2@reddit
When I had to purchase reading glasses 👎🏼
iaMBictrochee@reddit
"Pat Benetar... who's he?"
The cashier who said this wouldn't even give me the senior discount.
ProBuyer810-3345045@reddit
When I realize that since last year, all but one of my workmates in my department are now younger than me, (one is same age) and my manager’s are now younger than me too.
Old_Till2431@reddit
I was at work and suddenly a case of old fell on me from above 🧓
cltreader@reddit
My work building has a lot of reflective windows so I am reminded 5 days a week
Scrotchety@reddit
My GF started fretting about a nothing and I wanted to nip it in the bud, but it came out as a) a crotchety old man saying "eeeehhhhh" + "shhhhhhh" + a bunch of p'shaws strung together.
😑👆"ahhhshpish'spish'spish'spish'spish'spish'spish"
I dunno where it came from but we both laughed in perplexion and I secretly felt like a weird old Hungarian count strangely out of place
FilipinoTarantino@reddit
Sat on my balls for the first time
hazelquarrier_couch@reddit
Ever had the cold dunk in the toilet when you're seated? It's.... unpleasant.
cltreader@reddit
Wow, you guys got my serious low hangers. Kinda jealous to be honest.
Pure-Compote-6003@reddit
💀💀💀
Crazy_auntie@reddit
My boss was the son of one of my classmates
Maleficent-Neat2964@reddit
First gray hair.
Going into "The Menopause". Didn't I just get my first period??
Men no longer turning their heads to check me out. No longer being whistled at. Am I invisible now??
Learning I have severe osteoarthritis in both knees and qualify for double knee replacement. Isn't that for old people??
Remakes of movies when I saw the original when it first came out.
Receiving the AARP stuff in the mail when I turned 50.
I just turned 60 in March and received the social security stuff in the mail telling me I have serious decisions to make before I retire. The paperwork showed I've been paying taxes since 1981. I was 13. I started working at 12, but that was under the table. Where did the time go??
vandervee@reddit
Being ignored at a restaurant by the service staff.
metrology84@reddit
On a neighborhood run with my son, I passed a couple at a pretty good clip. When my son came up to the same couple they asked, Did you see how fast that old man was running?
snyde21@reddit
When I tweaked my back simply for having the nerve to step out of the shower
Stubborn_Strawberry@reddit
I don't remember......
lorelie53@reddit
A few years ago I was at a concert with my nieces, and I said, “Look at that cute old couple decked out in their concert tshirts and dancing.” I took a closer look at the “old couple” and realized they were my age.
FletchWazzle@reddit
At a festival, my body was in rough shape from manual labor and I couldn't dance with the ladies how I'd have liked to
whatintheactualfeth@reddit
Went to a restaurant for lunch. Ate and paid and realized after I left, they gave me a senior discount. I had just turned 50.
PrincessWarriorWish@reddit
Whaaat? I mean I would take it but still mad😂
Maleficent-Guess-581@reddit
I walked to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and proceeded to tell the cashier how I had walked and how far, etc etc. I saw the glazed look and thought, now I'm the old woman taking up the busy worker's day. Sheesh! I shut right up.
hazelquarrier_couch@reddit
I made a joke/pun when talking to my coworker and she said awkwardly "Haha... You got me". In the most pity-able way. I felt so disconnected and shameful about my age.
Ok-Stand-7416@reddit
Explaining to my kid how we had to do a research paper back in the day- go to the library, use the card catalog, find the book, use the microfilm machine to find newspaper articles…
TheLawOfDuh@reddit
Was telling a coworker about a cool random song my Alexa played the other day. It sounded amazingly like the song from the SNL “sex in a box” short. At the time I mistakenly called it “sex in a video”. I noticed a “he’s so out of touch” grin on his face. Took me nearly 10 minutes before realizing I screwed up the title. Ugg
MuttsandHuskies@reddit
When I slipped and fell in the kitchen and nobody laughed.
Solid-Bee-1613@reddit
Buying a cane because I am too clumsy to use crutches. This was for knee surgery. Gave the cane to my mom when I was done with it.
Sinsyne125@reddit
A few years ago I fractured my hip flipping off a skateboard. When I was in the hospital, all the nurses were amazed that “an old guy in his 50s” would or could even attempt to get on the board “at that age.”
I know it sounds weird, but it took something like that for me to realize my age and know that I just couldn’t f**k around like a kid anymore.
I knew I already had my day in the sun and just had to accept that time waits for no one.
disastrous_affect163@reddit
When my oldest child turned 30.😱 How did this happen?
Huindekmi@reddit
When the cashier asked if I wanted the senior discount. (Note: I wasn’t eligible for the discount yet… by like 15 years… but the kid working the register looked at me and thought to herself “Yep. He old.”
One-Cardiologist7657@reddit
I had that happen in my late 40s.
theHollowTarnished@reddit
Daughter telling me to turn my music down when picking her up from school
Prestigious_Piano247@reddit
Sneezing and farting at the same time
DiamondContent2011@reddit
Heart attack, 2012. Tried to 'sleep it off' for 4 hours.
Sirenista_D@reddit
Sleeping off a damn heart attack has got to be one of the most Gen X things ever. Did you rub dirt on your chest too, or some Vicks???
Sirenista_D@reddit
Not the first but just yesterday I was trying to read directions on a pill bottle and had to take a picture with my phone so I could zoom in. Btw this is WITH my reading glasses on! Then I had the thought "I should buy a magnifying glass". Followed by the thought "I'm sure dad has mom's old one so I'll ask him and don't have to buy one".
And then thought "oh fuck I'm old old now". 1. Magnifying glass 2. Very happy to save $9.99
Age: 51
Late_Potato_946@reddit
I told my much younger cousin that I didn't want the Oura ring because I didn't want the government to have all my info.
OldManSmiley@reddit
A coworker said “You’re the same age as my mom!”
Amythecoffeequeen@reddit
Probably not the first, but recently I have been chasing ducks out of my swimming pool so they don't nest in my yard (I live by a lake). Early yesterday I triggered the house alarm and woke up the teenagers because I thought I heard quacking. I told them I feel like the old man in his bathrobe screaming "get off my lawn!" And my reasoning is very senior citizen. I have degenerative disc disease and just had surgery on my spine a few months ago. I'm in horrible pain and I'm using the hot tub daily and I really don't want to be stewing in duck feces.
SmashEmWithAPhone@reddit
I was working with a corded headset and forgot to take it off when I got up. My foot caught on the cord and I fell. I got up in a second. A coworker in his early 30s was standing up to see if I was okay. He told me he was concerned that I might have legit hurt myself.
When he said that, I couldn't help but think that, in his eyes, I was the same as the old lady in the "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial.
And just now I realize that quoting that commercial is another sign that I'm an old man!!
funkyg73@reddit
When my eldest gave birth to my first grandchild.
lumberjackname@reddit
Started hating live music in restaurants because it’s usually “too loud”
Shot_Cucumber3467@reddit
I dislike any music in restaurants now because it makes it so hard to hear the other people at the table.
But I'm not going for a hearing test, yet. If I do that I will officially be an old man.
joeyjoejoeshabbadude@reddit
I am 50 and will be having cataract surgery in June on both eyes. The doctor looked at me like "Why,"?. I have no other medical issues that could be contributing to the cataracts. I guess it's just growing up outside and not having good sunglasses.
Worth-Artist-6962@reddit
When I got a hip replacement. But to be fair it was because of an injury. Or maybe that's not really much better. I had to use a walker for a week post surgery.
No-Committee7986@reddit
I wasn’t parented as a child, but I’m pretty sure it was elementary school when I just wanted to be done with the pettiness of childhood and it didn’t really wane through college 😅
But seriously, probably either kids’ schools (my oldest and youngest are almost 16 years apart so I’ve been the young parent and now I’m the old one) or at concerts around Seattle area. I still go and definitely look for someone older than I (51f).
AbbreviationsGlad833@reddit
I had a conversation with a 21 year old at work. I explained to him what pagers/Beepers were in the mid 90s. How ap person called your pager and you had to go find a pay phone to call them back. He thought we went from nothing to cell phones. And he said. "what!? Thats ancient times shit"
IT_learning_only@reddit
When the last time I saw my little sister, and her first remark upon seeing me is, "when did we suddenly get old?" I was thinking, "What? Who's old?" Then I looked at her more carefully and decided that my little sister did suddenly look old, which made me realize I must look seriously old.
Plenty-Watercress-12@reddit
Playing pickup basketball with some teens when one of them yelled to his friends, “you guard the old man!” 😢
OreoSpeedwaggon@reddit
I was hurting and in pain, so I went to look up my symptoms on Google and it turned out that I was in my contact list.
Rum_Running_Sailor@reddit
"How old ARE you?", from a coworker younger than my oldest kid.
shortstop_princess@reddit
Thinning hair 😫
0_IceQueen_0@reddit
When teenagers started calling me Auntie.
weirdozarks@reddit
Hearing the doctor say you need coronary artery bypass (4) surgery.
wriddell@reddit
Had a young woman offer to help me put my groceries into the trunk of my car
Future_Inspector6645@reddit
I was waiting in line behind some super hot 20-something chicks and one of them said “Usher is my old man crush!”
Usher is 4 years younger than me. 😳
Ennuiology@reddit
When I fell on the step to my garage and broke my foot. I was almost 50 🤦♀️
SadieMaxine@reddit
Some old lady stole my young looking hands and left me with her old lady hands.
Deep-Attorney1781@reddit
Arthritis in one finger. WTF, I'm only 55 (but 22 in my head). Arthritis is only for old people 🤬
BumpyGums@reddit
I went to the credit union to replace a debit card. The young woman behind the desk asks several questions to confirm my identity. She asks me how long I’ve been a member. I say I’m not sure, sometime in the early to mid 90s. She says “Oh wow, you were a member before I was even born.”
Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit
Realizing I was walking around carrying a radio listening to baseball, just like my Grandpa used to do. I was listening to Bob Uecker, he would always listen to Harry Caray.
tictacksmuggler@reddit
Colonoscopy
SnowblindAlbino@reddit
I renewed my driver's license last week and they put a picture of some old guy on it.
platypus_farmer42@reddit
I got annoyed at neighbor kids playing on my lawn
jimmyfivetimes@reddit
I need to start eating prunes and increase my fiber intake.
ShaiHulud1111@reddit
My grandpa ate them everyday and now I do. They are really good for you, but fuk…
MundaneHuckleberry58@reddit
Getting called ma’am instead of miss.
KitchenWitch021@reddit
When I fell and instead of people pointing and laughing, they came running to see if I broke any bones with 911 ready to be called.
I’m bruised up, but good. The only thing I hurt was my pride as I fell in front of about a dozen people. On a concrete floor, wtf.
Moist_Session@reddit
I forgot.
BubblyCow2879@reddit
Celebrity gossip used to be my guilty pleasure. I know I'm officially old now because I don't know most of the young celebrities/don't know why they're famous.
mrdudsir@reddit
When I said "ooh, I've had a fall" instead of "f@ck, I fell over!".
Upset_Peace_6739@reddit
I, 60F, am not a tall person and a few years ago I wanted some ice cream from the top shelf of the freezer. It was way at the back and even when I stood on the bottom of the door I couldn’t reach.
It was my favourite ice cream in my favourite flavor so I did what I rarely do and asked a young man if he could grab me a container. It was covered in frost so he scraped it off to make sure it was the right one. It was and I thanked him. Then he said it.
No problem ma’am.
GrossConceptualError@reddit
That time when showering I got a whiff of my own B.O. and it unlocked a core memory of my grandmother.
the-queen-of-bling@reddit
When I saw Eminem on an AARP magazine cover 😆
snark_maiden@reddit
Who says I’ve had one? 🤨😡😄
the_couch_monster@reddit
When I had a conversation about which vacuum I preferred.
MostThingsSuck@reddit
Been eyeing a new vacuum lately. Ugh.
the_couch_monster@reddit
The hepa filter is amazing!! ☺️
VicDough@reddit
Damn…. No coming back from that buddy.
Commercial-District1@reddit
Became a bird-watcher, made bread, and started playing pickleball
TowelFine6933@reddit
Hearing "Livin' On A Prayer" on a classic rock station.
Coyote-American@reddit
Getting progressive lenses. Buying a Buick. Mutating from being perceived as ‘a silver fox’ to ‘that gumpy-looking old man.’ The last one initially hurt my pride, until I realized I was invisible now to most people and could get away with more shit.
Jay4usc@reddit
Come on now, we’re still considered middle age
disneyfreakk76@reddit
I thought that too until I was 42 and a 25 year old coworker explained that most people don’t live to be 84, so I was actually past middle age. That was the day my youth bubble popped
Commercial-District1@reddit
Fist time someone called me Ma’am instead of Miss 🫠
Equivalent_Yogurt_58@reddit
Well, had something happen to my big toe and I have to see a wound care nurse.
Made me realize I cant tough some of this stuff out and I have to start taking better care of things.
Commercial-District1@reddit
The first “you’re still young” bday card
18ekko@reddit
I was listening to the Clash in my office, one of the kids came in and said "M.I.A? Listening to the oldies?"
He was referencing a song that sampled Straight to Hell, and the song he thought he was hearing was already 15 years old.
Carrollz@reddit
The day I heard myself while examining a label loudly announce to no one in particular, "Why do they make the print so damn tiny it's impossible to read!?!"
Present-Ambition6309@reddit
I used to call it “The Facebook” “are ya on the Facebook?” Just to embarrass myself and daughters. “Let’s look at The Facebook and see!” 🤣🤣 they’d turn bright red, telling me to “stop!” 🤣
Wild_Peach075@reddit
Or how about The Insta? 😆
Present-Ambition6309@reddit
Still haven made it onto that platform. I quit The Facebook back in 09. Haven’t been back since. This is my only social media.
DapperRockerGeek@reddit
Going to the optical and explaining why I have difficulty seeing detail in spite of my eyeglasses due to my eyes aging.
Wild_Peach075@reddit
Realizing that Weazer is now considered "Classic Rock" WTF!
Bossmangng@reddit
When i wake up around 5:30am to turn the outside lights off, look outside home then walk the dog to poop take the trash out, water my flowers and after all that i feel GREAT!!
Sorry guys english is not my first language 👍🏻
minimal_spaces@reddit
I asked my neighbor to turn down his music.😭
BazingaQQ@reddit
Im an artist and was at a small party a year ago with a mostly ypunger Millenial attendence. I introduced myself, and someone said, "oh, ypu're the artist!"
I joked, "well, i'm AN artist rather than THE artist - we're notvlike Highlanders, there can be more than one!"
Silence. Not one person got the regerence.
Fuck, im old.
Specialist_Energy335@reddit
I almost got the Watcher tattoo back in the day except that was before exposed tattoos were the norm. I can only image getting that same tattoo today... how many people would know what it was.
brianbbrady@reddit
I got down to do a few sit-ups. Woke up after a restful nap.
yanknga@reddit
A few years ago I was out back cooking burgers or whatever on the grill for the family. I was totally visible to neighbors and cars turning into our street. I saw my reflection in one of our windows and my outfit and shoes were clearly the choice of an old man. I wouldn’t have been caught dead in that outfit a few years earlier but somehow it made sense and I was comfortable.
sanuker@reddit
I found myself checking out a Volvo the other day
LoserZombie@reddit
Crushing on a beautiful red head at work and having to remind myself she is the same age as my daughter.
life-is-thunder@reddit
When I passed a giant kidney stone, developed fallen arches and got progressive lenses all within about six months. That was a rough year.
Comfortable-Tone8236@reddit
There’s a moment I remember thinking I was a lot older than my mom and dad when we had a big fight about something stupid when I was a teenager. And I thought to myself they were so young when we had that fight… no wonder they were such jerks.
BearFLSTS@reddit
When the commemorative state quarters had been out for about 6 months and the new designs were all the rage, a cashier was handing me change and said,”Oh! That’s a new quarter!” I looked and told her it was a bicentennial from 1976. She replied she wasn’t born until 1985. Made fell Old!
69fellatx@reddit
Explaining to the youths at work that the Eurythmics, in fact, did NOT "sing a euro trash version of that old Marilyn Manson song, "Sweet Dreams"."
Everything_Breaks@reddit
I don't remember the first time but I got a strong reminder just the other day. Had to remove a 54-in mower deck from a John Deere lawn tractor to access a hydraulic filter. My heart got really beating there a few times and I had to sit down several times to rest. It could be that I'm just way out of shape.
Callec254@reddit
Hearing Red Hot Chili Peppers on the grocery store muzak.
acreekofsoap@reddit
Fuck that shit, I ain’t old yet!
No-Drama724@reddit
Haven't had one
Sea_Staff9963@reddit
The other day, I told kids to get off my lawn.
BlownCamaro@reddit
GREAT JOB!
BlownCamaro@reddit
Not being able to remember if I ate dinner or not.
insanecorgiposse@reddit
I went to a candlelit yoga class last week with my daughter and at the end I asked the instructor if we should blow out our candle and he looked at me dismissively and said just put it in the box by the door and then my daughter told me they were electric.
Wild_Peach075@reddit
Realizing I had to buy readers.
Paint-by-numberrs@reddit
Buying the 50 plus multivitamins.
Junior_Statement_262@reddit
when the sunscreen settles into my neck lines (I'm not a white-striped tiger).
31engine@reddit
Hell I’m in a constant battle between thinking I’m a cranking old man or if it’s CTE from high school football.
Probably both
Buhos_En_Pantelones@reddit
Hearing Metallica/Nirvana on the classic rock station.
Jennyreviews1@reddit
51F First? ☝️…… I can’t remember there’s been so many… lol 😝