Try jerking it while thinking about a loving wife you're trying to get pregnant for the second time in your two level home with ATTACHED garage on 1.5 acres 5 min outside the city. That after filling her up, you're gonna go out and work on your kids race car bed you're building out of cedar in your workshop. Thinking about how good she looked in her sundress when you went in to town for the Lilac Festival.

Finish in some paper towel, the nice stuff because you splurge on little basics because large purchases are out of your frame of reference. Grab your phone and doomscroll for 2 hours, shitposting occasionally in a mockery of human contact because in person interactions remind you that you've avoided being present in your own life for years and now not just your peers but your juniors are advancing in their lives and leaving you slowly further and further behind.

Your dream will never come true.