Nerdcel bros... our response???

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BitingSatyr@reddit

I came to this same conclusion twenty years ago when nerds on the internet swore that the girl from mythbusters was the hottest woman on the planet

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yeezusKeroro@reddit

Reddit loves Anna Kendrick and Carrie Fisher and I just didn't get it until I saw someone say they like them because they look like women they "could actually get with".

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Fuzzy_Wheel_4565@reddit

I agree but the behind the scenes pics of carrie in the metal bikini go extremely hard

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KneeDeepInTheDead@reddit

They like Carrie cause they're addicted to Star Wars and don't know women outside of that

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PointOfTheJoke@reddit

Hahahahahaha. What a way to insult everyone involved.

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mandrewsf@reddit

Anna Kendrick imo does not look like someone that any random dude could get with.

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Onyxxx_13@reddit

I mean, some of us like women that look like people and not some plastic puddle of makeup.

And tits.

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Flywolfpack@reddit

She showed her tits a lot for back in the day

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YourBonesAreMoist@reddit

I came to this several times over the years

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Alconium@reddit

The 00's and 10's were peak Ginger appreciation years.

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Toshinit@reddit

Horny teens watching a show are going to get a boner for whichever actresses they see.

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What point? That nerds lost confidence for “unattainable” women? IRL Daphnes tend to be narcissistic bitches, and vanity is their main personality trait. Velma is funny, smart and hold deeper conversation for extended periods of time, those have more long-term value than anything. She’s independent, but knows her limits. She’s really cute on top of it all.

Daphne ain’t shit. Simple as.

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JoePino@reddit

She’s more popular cuz fans keep drawing her thicc + the newer shows have made her progressively less homely + nerdy/alt girls have been fetishized since like 2010

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Triple96@reddit

No no no its because we live in a society

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-sver-@reddit

Maximum plaphog ☠️

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BigCarBill@reddit

I love learning new phrases

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sprinkill@reddit

It can also be a backhanded compliment you can throw at guys when you're jockeying for superiority. Something like this...

you're girlfriend's quite the plaphog, anon. Nicely done.

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BorinGaems@reddit

Daphne is annoying af.

Velma has somewhat of a brain, has bigger tits and would probably play videogames with me.

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Harambe_shot_First_@reddit

Somewhat ? Isn’t being smart a large part of her character ?

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WAAAAAAAAARGH@reddit

Counterpoint: woman

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PykeAtBanquet@reddit

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redwalrus95@reddit

Juggernaut theory at work. The woman who men see as more obtainable get more men pursuing / asking them out.

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The_Freshmaker@reddit

or maybe tryhard vanity obsessing has become something that is completely the opposite of attraction for a lot of us.

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eremal@reddit

Its pretty well supported in research that in societies where food is scarce, being overweight is a symbol of status. In general we find symbols of status sexually attractive.

Back when food was scares in the western societies you also saw the same thing in our beauty ideals.

Its kinda fucked up but the research practially says that if you find fat women attractive then you are more likely than not to have grown up poor. Im not sure if the opposite is true as well, but it would explain why top-end beauty ideals are borderline anorexic.

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UntBag@reddit

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KingVape@reddit

I’m really only into chubby women, sorry Daphne

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ThrowawayITA_@reddit

My brother in Christ, that ain't chubby lmao

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KingVape@reddit

My brother in Christ I like fat chicks

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ThrowawayITA_@reddit

Understood

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KingVape@reddit

I like fat chicks brother

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KingVape@reddit

If she ain’t 180 she ain’t my lady

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StirFry__InaWok@reddit

In the show she might not be but r34 artists have made chubby Velma canon in the minds of gooners. She's almost always portrayed that way

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ThrowawayITA_@reddit

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StirFry__InaWok@reddit

I don't guess bro. I'm well versed in the material.

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philmarcracken@reddit

Shes obese.

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caribbean_caramel@reddit

Don’t care, looks chubby enough.

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Fearless_Permit1583@reddit

No she's not lmao. Especially not in mystery inc.

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blepblop69420Q@reddit

Internet is so saturated with thots nowadays that we forgot the difference between curvy and chubby.

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Your_Moms_Car@reddit

The key difference imo is that a curvy woman's waist concaves, a chubby woman's waist convexes. Also if she ain't got a big tummy then that girl ain't chubby.

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KingVape@reddit

I’m into both

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xijingpingpong@reddit

nah, as society (especially in the modern digital age) has been changing, the perception of “realness” (regardless if it’s authentic or not) has become much more valued as a whole— so, male and female sex symbols are no longer the .5% bodyfat, flawless hair / bone structure’d, walking chiseled / voluptuous impossibilities that they used to— and imo, daphne being “the hot one” was more of that era— velma is “nerdy” and “unconventional,” which = “more real”

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19Alexastias@reddit

No offence to Sarah Michelle Gellar but Velma has been more popular since Linda Cardellini.

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meechmeechmeecho@reddit

Facts

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Paradox@reddit

Whose your mommy

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Mama_Mega@reddit

The nerds are finally using their brains and eschewing conventional standards of attractiveness, opening their eyes to the reality that the conventional definition is so off the mark.

The nerdy girl in every 80s teen movie did not need a makeover, and swapping her glasses for contacts is heresy. Goths are hotter than trads. An older woman who knows what she's doing and pays for herself is better than a younger virgin that sees you as a walking wallet.

And Velma was always the hot one.

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Bum_King@reddit

virgin cope

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Mama_Mega@reddit

Nah bud, take it from me. When you've had sex, you realize that the twigs on TV aren't actually attractive, for the same reason a 300 gigabyte Call of Duty download doesn't actually look better than a stylized 60-gigabyte game from Japan.

And that's just discussing how a plastic appearance doesn't hold up when you look closer. When you get your hands on them, you'll also discover that the big-tiddied fat chick and the single-player gooner game are more fun to play with too.

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grizzlor_@reddit

Nah bud, take it from me.

If someone does take it from you, they'll definitely be the first.

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sanecomputing@reddit

these are some really wise words man, thanks for bestowing it upon me

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flyingpilgrim@reddit

The later cartoons kept hamming up Daphne’s haughtiness, and someone being high maintenance is generally an unattractive quality.

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Legitimate_Airline38@reddit

Not wrong, it’s why mommies and girlfailures and “I can fix her” or, better yet, “she can ruin me” types are so popular

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clayticus@reddit

Daphine is the only way

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EpicRussia@reddit

Velma is only more popular because she's so generic and non-descript that the nerds can always imagine that she's into whatever they are into. Is Velma skinny? Fat as shit? Just kinda chubby? How big are her boobs? Gigantic, or just normal? Who knows, she spends 90% of the time on screen wearing a big, frumpy sweater. But thats the thing, anything could be under the sweater, which causes the imagination to run wild. Is Velma confident, in control, aggressive sexually? Or is she shy, reserved, clumsy? People just make up what they want her to be in their head and then bam, thats what she is. She's very much a blank canvas. Just look at how she's drawn here and the speech bubbles she has. Is any of that like her character in the show at all?

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SKRyanrr@reddit

I always found Velma hotter ngl

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

The designs in this cartoon make Velma look much better than Daphne. That's not how it originally was in Scooby Doo.

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Pickle_boy@reddit

Velma has always been the hot one

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discreteturtle@reddit

Velma has ALWAYS been the fetish. Maybe not that crappy reboot but yeah.

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BrocoliAssassin@reddit

Stop jerking off to cartoon characters.

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Gr1maze@reddit

Daphne is with Fred consistently and no one wants to cuck Fred because he's so nice.

Velma is single more often than not, only occasionally being with Shaggy.

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Demonweed@reddit

Linda Cardellini made Velma a stunner.

Mindy Kaling aggressively unraveled that achievement.

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Lord_Gladon@reddit

Mystery Inc if it was black and Chinese

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pookiegonzalez@reddit

upgrade

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LeagueofDraven1221@reddit

There is no “Velma” series in Ba Sing Se.

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5herl0k@reddit

expectant, used prep coochie?: 🫳🫱

sexually repressed nerd coochie?: 😎

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Coral2Reef@reddit

Would you rather drive a sportscar or a dumptruck?

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A_Dragon@reddit

I actually think there’s something to that.

It’s not a coincidence that similarly attractive people end up together (barring exceptions for wealth). People tend to implicitly understand their dating value.

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