Uganda is threatening Turkey. Should we give in to their demands?

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OrchidFine1335@reddit

Brooo this video got me dead, I thought it was from Nigeria all this time 😭😭

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bodhiquest@reddit

At some point in the movie some guys angrily harass a woman and the narrator claims that this happened because she was caught watching Nigerian movies.

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Safe-Razzmatazz3982@reddit

You can't spell chopsticks witout chopper. In fact you can, but anyway.

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Kaiser-Kahan@reddit

We have a few American nukes ;) plus I don’t thing nukes are helpful. Drones and rocket technology is the real deal. One nuke and the world will be against you. Nukes are good to scare of invader.

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Super_Sherbet_268@reddit

I agree and yes, I'm aware of American nukes in Turkeye.

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No_Aesthetic@reddit

I am also here to demand $1 billion from Turkey.

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Lost_Bend9571@reddit

Your nation just declared Turkiye bros the other dayyyyyyy what are you demandinnnngggg 🤣🤣

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Prestigious_Dog_9269@reddit

Even 50 random Turkish nationalists could defeat Uganda.

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BurgurluGenc031@reddit

There was a another tweet saying he also want most beatiful woman on turkey with that money for become his wife. There was a also turk reply saying 'Drink with ur mouth next time' like lol.

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icy_guy26@reddit

No such thing as poetic and sarcastic as Balkan sayings lol

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Sociopathic_Jesus@reddit

Are Turks considered Balkan or am I getting something wrong?

Also, what's that phrase supposed to mean?

I think my braing might have given up on me...

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icy_guy26@reddit

Well a part of Turkish territory is considered Balkan, but also we do share fairly similar customs/sayings/way of living/food.

As for the phrase - a similar version we have around here it means "you drink by putting the water bottle in your mouth, not up your ass"

PG version: what you re saying is so dumb, we need to give you even the most basic

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Sociopathic_Jesus@reddit

I see. Interesting.

Thank you for the explanation!

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Dull_Response1621@reddit

lmao, this guy is pure comedy. This is why Africa is fuked.. badly

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No-Equipment9225@reddit

Yeah this exactly why and not because of exploitation lol

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Dull_Response1621@reddit

Maybe if they didnt have leaders like this guy than world wouldnt exploit them?

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No-Equipment9225@reddit

Do you know anything about Africa, mud?

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Dull_Response1621@reddit

I do know they are demanding 1 billion from Turkey. And wife

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Substantial_Act9546@reddit

this guy aint that much deranged compared to trump tbh

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deviendrais@reddit

Tbf European powers used to purposefully get rid of competent African leaders and replace them with extremely corrupt ones. Once the entire system became corrupt it’s difficult to change it

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Euphoric_Fly_7618@reddit

And he also wants “The most beautiful woman of Turkey” as his wife.

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Logical_Yak_224@reddit

You must give one billion dollahs to know da wae

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iswhhrxi@reddit

Uganda will take Ugandapolis (new name for Istanbul/Constantinople) soon :O /j

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Possible-Wallaby-877@reddit

Is this real? What is even the context lmao?

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Shaolinpower2@reddit

Well, we don't support Israel. This is literally the only reason. He also tweeted about sending 500k soldiers to Iran fighting for Israel. There're some Crusades fetish going on in his little mind.

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Superb_Bench9902@reddit

Don't they officially have like 50k soldiers or something?

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Recent rhetoric aside, pretty sure turkey is Israel’s biggest trading partner and strategic ally in the region. They wouldn’t have survived this long, or thrive like they do now, if turkey wasn’t their friend and enabler.

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Possible-Wallaby-877@reddit

Wait, Uganda is pro Israel? What lol? Learned something new today. Wasn't Idi Amin from Uganda?

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EmreTaptukYunus@reddit

He apparently does this quite often. He’s the Chief of General Staff and owes this position to his father, the head of state.

He has tweets supporting Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. He has tweets expressing admiration for Trump. He has tweets about being able to occupy neighboring countries’ capitals in two hours.

I think he may not have the best relationship with alcohol.

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Possible-Wallaby-877@reddit

Just typical African dictator things....

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little_gus@reddit

He knos da wae

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PhShivaudt@reddit

He's a good goy

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Shaolinpower2@reddit

I also learned 30 minutes ago lmao. I didn't even know we had a consulate over there lol

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BabylonianWeeb@reddit

They had a muslim president who was very pro-Palestine, and his government was overthrown by opposition who's pro-Israel

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-Against-All-Gods-@reddit

Yes. The current president back then led a guerrilla organization against Idi Amin. The guy tweeting is the current president's son.

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-Kares-@reddit

He is Uganda military chief, an internet troll, and a diplomatic disaster for Uganda. He threatened to invade many countries.

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Holiday-Step9703@reddit

Based

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-Against-All-Gods-@reddit

You need to become longer, Turks.

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imSoupinator@reddit

well look who's fucking talking

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Eren313@reddit

Since it is the minimum we should give them 1 billion and 1 dollar to be on good terms

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No-Lawfulness-699@reddit

I know I can Google this, but maybe someone here knows the answer and can save me some time What the hell does Uganda have to do with israel??

I mean to the point where they're publicly threatening to send 100,000 soldiers? D FAK? And of all the countries, they threaten Iran AND Turkey????? That's like 200 million people right there.

What is this even about? Are they completely out of their minds?

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Gold-Ad-2581@reddit

Context?

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No-Specialist-1435@reddit

They are demanding 1 billion or else they are collapsing!

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Aggressive-Main9930@reddit

He is based, ngl

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btweenthatormohammad@reddit

Who tf is this guy, Uganda's about the be a vassal state, we can even get devshirme back just for them.

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the_spolator@reddit

We would obliterate them in three days

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Interesting_Life249@reddit

shhh don't toss 'few days special military operation' word around. just in case bro

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the_spolator@reddit

😄

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RangerSome9549@reddit

12 hours max

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Disastrous_Dot_7638@reddit

Ah shit, this will take 9 years then! Thought that would be an easy 20min in-out job.

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hydbird@reddit

I would send the billion and the next day invade them just for the flex. That would probably be the bullet that started WW3 but still..

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Dry_Imagination2535@reddit

Ugandayı sikim

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CalydonianBoar@reddit

what

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Fit-Dinner9421@reddit

they will send captain alex to deal with turkey!

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Archaeopteryx111@reddit

Yo, this is hilarious.🤣

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Disastrous_Dot_7638@reddit

Turkey should send a high school full of male nurse students to Uganda and let the cizye rolling.

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patiencedbilgosk@reddit

No, no, no! Male nurses are important. We can do a random industrial school near Bağcılar or Büyükçekmece though.

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Kokona0-4@reddit

Shake hands with them for 1 billion Turkish liras 🤝 because black panther will invade you with all of the avangers!

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Glittering-Most-4124@reddit

I agree with the conclusion, but we should wait a few weeks until 1 billion lira becomes the price of white bread.

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TraditionalCucumber3@reddit

Or give them 1.000.000 Pula(Botswana currency) . Now do me a favor and search what Pula means in romanian.

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BWC_Python@reddit

fifti pula

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Ok_Detail_1@reddit

41 million euros?

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Voldypants_420@reddit

White bread is racist and doesn't represent Uganda's diversity. Now they upped our fine to 2 gajillion Zimbabwean dollars.

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i_am_someone_or_am_i@reddit

I am ok with 1 billion as long as it is Turkish liras. 1.000.000.000 TL is something like 17 dollars or smth like that I didn't looked at it for a while.

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Glittering-Most-4124@reddit

its 22 milion dolars.

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Ok_Detail_1@reddit

Are you sure

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Glittering-Most-4124@reddit

1 dollar is 44.6 lira 1.000.000.000 / 44.67 = 22.421.524,66367713 acording to caculator app

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Ok_Detail_1@reddit

Error 1003

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Lumpy-Tone-4653@reddit

Uganda has ing the most unserious regimes.

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Late_Secret3480@reddit

Maybe Uganda will come one night in Turkey

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Volaer@reddit

Wait, Turkey has money to give away?! Awesome, I only want 100K💶, thanks.

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EmreTaptukYunus@reddit

Then they take 150% of it back as tax.

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Mother-Ad7354@reddit

Eeehhh .....as a Ugandan...it's wild how I stumbled upon this🧐....so this guy is the president's son and he is well known for tweeting stupid stuff ..one time he even threatened America... for no reason at all ...The president made him the general of the army but everyone questions this....

Kindly don't take this fool seriously as he is also known for being a drunkard 🍻.... look up most of his tweets, pure nonsense...he just wants attention

Before he started attacking other countries, he first started attacking opposition parties , and other people...it reached a point where citizens started ignoring him,then he switched to neighbouring countries like Kenya , Somalia...As a nation we pray for his and entire family's downfall as they have done atrocities for 40yrs to Ugandans

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EmreTaptukYunus@reddit

While researching him, I saw what he did to some opposition figures. I felt saddened. I wish the best for you.

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giallonero21@reddit

This is like when you're at war with multiple neighbouring countries at the same time in HOI4 and a random country from across the world decides to declare war at you.

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EmreTaptukYunus@reddit

Your allies in CK3 come to help from the other side of the world.
‘Hey friend, I know you live in India, but I need your help in my war against France.’
‘Of course, I’m on my way. I’ll be there in six months.

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Ill_Potato2514@reddit

My friend can you lend us a bit? We are short in cash at the moment... ill pay you back with gyros, raki and baklava

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xxprokoyucu@reddit

Sir, Panama has declared war

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QuarianGuy@reddit

"... Fuck I forgot about the Navy."

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Usernamenotta@reddit

So, they want the entire pension fund of Turkey?

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Historical_Roll_2974@reddit

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Affectionate_Bee5196@reddit

send hande ercel lol

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Suitable-Decision-26@reddit

Give them 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars.

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YngwieMainstream@reddit

Tell them you agree. And give them a billion pula.

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Dry-Dog-2867@reddit

Casual Corrupt Country vs Competetive Corrupt Country ahh

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Yener07@reddit

from what i've read on twitter his father made him the defence minister of the country. this gotta be the most retarded shit ever bro, he is literally on twitter saying he wants turkey to give him a wife and if you reply anything negative he will say "this is why i love israel"

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