He tried to be romantic by making dessert for his girlfriend.. but I think we should name this one 'The Litter box'
Posted by Droi@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 76 comments
No_Contribution1747@reddit
No, thank you.
Rush31@reddit
Whatever801@reddit
Looks like you mixed crushed potato chips with piss and then pooped on it
ColdBlaccCoffee@reddit
That looks like poop from a butt
zouss@reddit
You gotta explain what this is op. I'm intrigued. You picked the right name for it
dingusunchained@reddit
I think it’s Rice Krispies treats with turds on them
taserparty@reddit
chocolate icing squeezed from the plastic bag in ops hand
NewWayUa@reddit
It's not chocolate, not even by form.
Neat_Damage_3505@reddit
yeah cuz it’s turds
ThurmanMermannnn@reddit
He could have just been eating that chocolate as he pooped in the litter box
cityshepherd@reddit
It’s not even Rice Krispies it’s just rice. You can see some on the fork in the bottom left of the picture.
RyanD217@reddit
Glad to hear that’s rice and not scrambled eggs like I originally thought.
colieoliepolie@reddit
I think it’s rice crispy cereal and ruffled potato chips smashed up. I’ve made something really similar and it’s delicious but the “melted” chocolate is seized lol.
TheBrokest@reddit
Crapioca
Acornriot@reddit
I've wished for a long that that this subreddit included a rule that you must explain what it is because 99% of the time I don't know what I'm looking at.
erogenouszones@reddit
Typically, I’d guess food. Hope that helps
ChoiceLeg9596@reddit
you better be ready for a story that makes zero sense but somehow just hits different, like a pizza at 2am bro
Bertie_McGee@reddit
It looks kinda like scrambled eggs and sausage.
IED117@reddit
It looks like turds on a bed of akee.
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
How the fuck is that dessert and stop being weird and tell us what is supposed to be
tired_bastard@reddit
There should be a rule that everyone that posts here has to explain what it is we're seeing :/
Droi@reddit (OP)
I think the name is self-explanatory 😄
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
No it fucking isn't lmao
usernamerequired19@reddit
Just tell us what the ingredients are you clown
UseDue6373@reddit
It is not. What is the food?
tired_bastard@reddit
Not really, i wanna know what the yellow stuff is and what the poop shapes are, i can't identify a single ingredient in this picture😂
pseodopodgod@reddit
its for sure crushed chips and poop😭
699446@reddit
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. This looks like one of those times.
rorschach_blots@reddit
what dessert has sausages on it? am i missing out on a sweet and savory treat?!
Blaubeerchen27@reddit
It looks like some type of noodles and unsightly meat paste at first glance, not much like "dessert", lmao
Really want to know what it actually is
_rosebean@reddit
looks like something that belongs on r/poopfromabutt
misterrodgerssweater@reddit
TELL US WHAT IT IS ALREADY OP!!!!
Beneficial_Pie4004@reddit
The dinner might actually make him single
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
This reminds me of the kitty litter box cake that was so popular.
StepPsychological385@reddit
r/shitfromabut
dankhimself@reddit
Oh I get it, shitpost.
Kevin_Hairdryer@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Old-Swimming2799@reddit
Mmmm instant scrambled eggs and liver paste
swemogal@reddit
Aw it has a liner and everything
RareAndSaucy@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
The00Taco@reddit
Sausage on risotto?
troublemonkey1@reddit
That wouldn't really be a dessert dish
cptbil@reddit
Then what is this shit?
The00Taco@reddit
I didn't even see the dessert part in the title. This is so much worse than I thought
EconomicsAfraid7880@reddit
You cannot convince me that's not actual shit.
Wild_Bee_3953@reddit
If your shit looks gelatenous I have bad news for you.
EconomicsAfraid7880@reddit
Please tell me it's terminal 🤞
Wild_Bee_3953@reddit
It honestly could be
EconomicsAfraid7880@reddit
But seriously though it looks like dog shit.
Wild_Bee_3953@reddit
Take your dog to the vet wtf
Oldgamer1807@reddit
Same. I zoomed in to see if it made it any better. It did not.
mwpdx86@reddit
Nope, it's shit all the way down.
myinquisitiveself@reddit
eeo11@reddit
The chocolate looks seized. I’m assuming he tried to make icing and failed spectacularly.
Wild_Bee_3953@reddit
This was made to look like a litterbox. Dont try to be cute.
Sea-Independent-726@reddit
Im tired of people taking shits on the food here and calling it a meal
asistolee@reddit
Do you hate your girlfriend?
Fun-Honeydew-8117@reddit
What in the blue f*ck is this?
colieoliepolie@reddit
Omg I know exactly what the vision was but that chocolate seized during the warming process hahah
ChapterRealistic7890@reddit
Looks like rice crispies made from crumpled ruffles
Guadilupe@reddit
Actual dog poop on a bed of egg salad?
Significant_Secret13@reddit
I had a birthday party for my cat once and and had a cake like this. Fish crackers. Roasted half baby potatoes with chives for tails.
There is a time and place for this!
Joanna_Flock@reddit
Is that chopped brown and serve? wtf?
JoeMamma_94@reddit
I’m not even gonna give an E for effort
Otherwise_Ad_1536@reddit
Dog shit on top of caramelized potato chips? 4/10 is probably eat like half the pan
Oldgamer1807@reddit
Looks like a rhesus monkey shit all over a tray of soggy corn flakes.
AstroBlushie@reddit
this ain’t dessert, this is evidence, bro served “forensic samples à la mode” and expected romance??
sharkxpuncake@reddit
Now you can't convince me that it isn't actual shit 💀
Alsweets0609@reddit
Pewp Krispe Treats
TemporalScar@reddit
Dig in.
34786t234890@reddit
This isn't the finished product, is it?
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
Instead of being romantic he decided to shit on it, literally, gotcha.
Literally-Him-420@reddit
someone's cat would be proud..
loveslightblue@reddit
I don't understand.
Orb234@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Aggressive-Secret103@reddit
Are those tutsie rolls