I have 2 Daschunds. They are sweet as pie. They are a little derpy. They are self centered little fucks that think the world revolves around them. They bark at every fucking thing in the neighborhood. The little long haired female will bark at a chair in the yard if we move it to a different spot. The male has been barking at the neighbors small goat statue that hasn't moved for 6 YEARS. I think I have an idea why the Nazis lost.