What would be in a Xennial anxiety bag?
Posted by CharlesUFarley81@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 526 comments
I'm going with alcohol, Xanax, Bayer Back & Body, and some edibles
Charger2950@reddit
I genuinely don’t know how this generation is gonna make it through life. They are awkward af, can’t have a conversation with anyone (especially on the phone), everything gives them anxiety and they therefore don’t do it or address the problem. I’m not trying to rip on them, but this is just not good.
three9@reddit
This is easy. A package of Mr. Sketch markers, a Glow Worm, scratch and sniff stickers with praising phrases, a Discman with the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Soundtrack in it, a package of orange Tic Tacs, and a copy of Garfield Sits Around The House.
monster_bunny@reddit
Mr. Sketch markers were such a privilege.
Secure_Bed_9110@reddit
*Pure Moods CD
HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit
Pan pipes!!
False-Cookie3379@reddit
Sail away sail away sail away 🎶🎶🎶
ShillinTheVillain@reddit
Hoooeyiii HIIIIIII oh wi-ya-ya
Scrotchety@reddit
Recently learned those are the chants of Taiwanese first peoples, not Native American
ShillinTheVillain@reddit
billyjoelsangst@reddit
And they say you can’t hear text
JinxOnU78@reddit
That sweet, sweet Orinoco Flow…
https://youtu.be/LTrk4X9ACtw?si=B5CUtadB6deCo9Sh
katharsister@reddit
Wow that video is terrible and not worthy of such a musical masterpiece!
Josephthebear@reddit
Sail away 😭 Sail away 😭 Sail away 😭 🎶
idio242@reddit
Track Listings 1 Return to Innocence - Enigma - Enigma 2 Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) - Enya - Enya 3 Sweet Lullaby - Deep Forest - Deep Forest 4 Oxygene Part LV - Jean Michele Jarre - Jean Michele Jarre 5 X-Files Theme (Dado Paranormal Activity Mix) - DJ Dado - DJ Dado 6 Tubular Bells Part 1 (Edit) - Mike Oldfield - Mike Oldfield 7 Sadeness - Enigma - Enigma 8 Adiemus - Adiemus - Adiemus 9 Crockett's Theme - Jan Hammer - Jan Hammer 10 Theme from 'The Mission' - Ennio Morricone - Ennio Morricone 11 Main Title Theme (The Last Emperor) - David Byrne - David Byrne 12 Wishes of Happiness & Prosperity - Sacred Spirits - Sacred Spirits 13 Theme from Twin Peaks-Fire Walk with Me - Angelo Badalamenti - Angelo Badalamenti 14 Makambo - Geoffrey Oryema - Geoffrey Oryema 15 My Wife with Champagne Shoulders - Mark Isham - Mark Isham 16 The Promise - Michael Nyman - Michael Nyman 17 Lily Was Here - David a. Stewart - David A. Stewart
Never really looked into this - the original release had the Orb on it. Guess I had the rerelease. And damn! So many other versions:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pure_Moods
Primary-Strawberry-5@reddit
Little Fluffy Clouds?
idio242@reddit
Yep
GreenZebra23@reddit
Yeah not the Robin Hood soundtrack. I'm still sick of that damn Bryan Adams song and I probably haven't heard it in 30 years
Toblogan@reddit
I heard it on the radio yesterday. As soon as I realized what it was I hit the next preset button. It almost felt like a reflex. 🤷
Gwynnavere@reddit
I found all the songs from the commercial on Apple Music and made a playlist I listen to in the car despite my husband's protests
moonstarsfire@reddit
*Tarzan soundtrack
Chief_Chill@reddit
Love Phil Collins.
Curious-Pineapple109@reddit
The tic tacs! That’s the #1 thing that came to mind when I saw this post.
Nobodyville@reddit
I was about to make fun of this post and then I read your response. I have a pack of Mr. sketch markers in my office and literally my coworkers will come in and sniff them when they’re having a bad day. and orange tic tacs are always fire.
cobalt-radiant@reddit
🎶 Look into my eyes...🎶
MyBestCuratedLife@reddit
Can we be best friends?
figment81@reddit
The Robin Hood ( animated) soundtrack is banger after banger. Thanks Rodger Miller
mcfetrja@reddit
Straight bangers. Too late to be known as John the first, he’s sure to be known as John the worst
Just_Ducky1945@reddit
Robin Hood and Little John running through the forest Jumping fences, dodgin' trees And trying to get away....OOh-de-Lally!
Bacteriobabe@reddit
Contemplating nothing but escape & finally making it, Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day!
OmicronPerseiNate@reddit
I'd add in a Far Side daily calendar as well!
WreckitRuby@reddit
We are currently enjoying a daily Far Side calendar this year. It was a stocking stuffer for my husband and I think it was his favorite gift, ha.
reqstech@reddit
Swap out Garfield with Calvin & Hobbes or Far Side and I can hang.
jekyl42@reddit
And a snap bracelet.
ThePerfectSnare@reddit
I recently learned something that somehow changed my whole perspective on life: The metal part inside a snap bracelet is made out of a repurposed tape measure.
katharsister@reddit
You just blew my mind
jenesia-CakeEatnNPC-@reddit
i have a snap bracelet! ill donate it to the bag
YouMeADD@reddit
Lmao that's actually pretty bad ass
LibertyCash@reddit
A glow worm 😭
OffMeta13@reddit
Orange tic tacs FOR SURE!
Double-Tradition413@reddit
I carried one tear as a teenager. It’s called a purse and it had cigarettes and gum in it. This isn’t new.
BoringExperience5345@reddit
The lack of cigarettes is why these kids are so stressed.
antlers86@reddit
Trust me its not. They all carry like 5 nic vapes, two thc pens and a pack of American spirits in their every day bag.
jackytheripper1@reddit
Let's not talk about chugging 2 monster energy for breakfast every day.
Wactout@reddit
Seriously. They’re doing more nicotine than we ever did. Same with the THC. The vapes and pens they’re ripping out of make our 90’s Marlboros and dirt weed feel like child toys.
Alaska_Pipeliner@reddit
I was at a concert and the guy next to me offered gummies. I said hell yeah and asked how strong. "100mg". Sorry what?! I'll be high for a week! Not in a good way.
Ok_Stranger_9520@reddit
I bet they were referring to the total of the bag. I have multiple bags that are labeled 100 with 10 gummies, 10 each. You would have been fine
Dorkinfo@reddit
I’ve got a single soda that’s 60mg, and gummies that are more. Of course the bag says to divide it into like six-ten servings.
Alaska_Pipeliner@reddit
No, they were legit. His wife took one and passed out for the whole show.
Sensitive_Pianist777@reddit
They need tobacco. Not just nicotine. And there was something soothing about sitting around after finishing a meal before smoking bans, or standing outside for 5-10 mins in a Zen like state. Nice conversations happened then, conversations with strangers got started, etc.
Nowadays, it's just a neurotic anti social 'hurry do it quick quick quick thing'.
Rogue_Gona@reddit
I am sooooo curious to see what the long term negative effects are going to be of vapes on that generation. There is absolutely no fucking way it's healthier than smoking a real cigarette.
Ok_Stranger_9520@reddit
Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh and agreed. I take a rip from a vape pen and I’m on my ass. Idk how they’re casually hitting it all day, everywhere. Probably another reason they don’t drink a lot
kryonik@reddit
I remember being lucky to get a bag that wasn't 50% stems and seeds and you had to know a guy who knew a guy to get it and now kids have easy and cheap access to the best weed ever produced in the history of humanity. Getting a hookup on edibles was like finding a leprechaun and now we have teenagers walking around taking gummies all day.
LordChauncyDeschamps@reddit
50% seeds and stems, lol. We used to call that Cudahy (cuh-duh-hey) Ditch Weed. Cudahy was the city on the southside of Milwaukee county that everyone dunked on. When I found a good supplier that was a life changer. Now I can go to a gas station and buy delta 9 drinks.
ThaVolt@reddit
I live close to a high school that has a vape store close by. I was a red light right at the end of classes. Mannn, the lineup was depressing...
TP_Crisis_2020@reddit
And a pack of Zyn.
anonmygoodsir@reddit
I see you've met my youngest child
Intelligent-Camera90@reddit
Don’t forget the tin of Zyns.
SBSnipes@reddit
Which is part of why they're so stressed
Double-Tradition413@reddit
😆
BoringExperience5345@reddit
They need a pack of Capri 120s and a Diet Coke. Actually, maybe that’s what I need lol.
BugEquivalents@reddit
A Marlboro light + cup of diner coffee would hit so good right now
BoringExperience5345@reddit
We all need to have a meet up and smoke a lot of cigarettes and drink our caffeinated beverages of choice and then say goodbye forever and return to our normal lives
LaFantasmita@reddit
Lol I'd just carry a few Capri Suns
SeaworthinessSea8659@reddit
What I'd give to get away with having a couple American Spirits and a can of diet coke...
Ericovich@reddit
They were so expensive they were "treat" cigarettes.
Like you'd get your tax return and buy a few packs.
Zeqhanis@reddit
Cigarettes only alleviate the stress caused by nicotine withdrawal in the first place.
Soggy_Porpoise@reddit
You sure it ain't the rising cost of everything, the constant knowledge everything is being recorded, and the impending doom of the climate being destroyed?
Fun-Flamingo-7285@reddit
They need to drink more to.
schleepercell@reddit
Cigarettes just make you stressed. They're a racket. Only smokers crave Cigarettes when they're stressed. This is coming from someone who has smoked for 25 years.
MandatoryFun@reddit
Thanks, we know.
Solid-Hedgehog9623@reddit
They need to chill with the energy drinks, too.
lukin5@reddit
No vanilla body wash/spray???
HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit
what is it with the "scent warfare" where its getting to the point that what would have been only sorta strong in close proximity indoors, is becoming overpowering outdoors?
Like I was at the beach the other day for a walk and this group was 25 feet minimum from me and the scent strength was just *cough cough cough*
lukin5@reddit
I dunno, but I remember as a clueless high school student, I actually bought some “cologne” from The GAP called grass.
Straight up smelled like fresh cut grass.
Very Kramer-esque.
Hot_Frosty0807@reddit
Vanilla is back in a big way. I'm going to give myself whiplash, turning my head to look for my 90s girlfriend every time some Gen Z doused in vanilla walks by.
Double-Tradition413@reddit
Well, that’s actually very personal question. I will tell you it would’ve been freesia, because I’m a classy bitch.
Laser_Fish@reddit
Hell, I didn't even have the gum!
ihatecatboys@reddit
Shhhh don't rile the youths, if they don't think they invented it they'll have a meltdown. Nothing of value existed before their era.
jackfaire@reddit
Other way around. People our age will bitch about this and call it the "Gen Z Stress" or something like they never suffered anxiety
Material-Imagination@reddit
Yeah, this for sure wasn't written by a Zoomer. Probably just a bewildered Boomer or elder Gen Xer finally realizing that Millennials aren't insecure twenty year olds anymore and now they need a new target for their intergenerational disdain.
Dear Zoomers: sorry the world sucks and that you've got the worst anxiety of any generation since the second World War. We did our best, but it was too fucked to fix, and also the Boomers still won't let any of us be in charge.
APOC_V@reddit
100% wrong. The reporter is McKenzie Beard. 26 years old.
greenbeer317@reddit
That last half pretty much sums up what I said to my kids.
Material-Imagination@reddit
Oof, sorry for your kids, too.
three-sense@reddit
Let them feel like their trendy journalistic take is being inventive
Few_Candle9432@reddit
In my anxiety fanny pack: Cloves, a hackey sack, Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple, a voucher for a personal pan pizza, 12 CDs I got for a penny, a disc man, Gameboy with Tetris.
hiimcass@reddit
What did people think were in purses this whole time ....
Puffyfugu8@reddit
Walkman with all my favorite cassettes.
kingrizzo@reddit
My temu Chinese $20 retro handheld with 10,000 roms, my harbor freight $40 fake leatherman multitool that still does the job and is fun to fidget with, my zippo lighter that is a ZIPPO LIGHTER, some actual physical cash that I will NEVER use because you never know when you need it(I never do), random cool junk I find on the streets because they're cool. I'm 44 married with 2 adult sons.
tehgimpage@reddit
OkFeedback9127@reddit
In Britain Fanny is a term for pussy so my friends from there always were amused that we had fanny packs
GreenZebra23@reddit
Ironically, the American term is more accurate in the UK, given where people usually wear them
MistaRekt@reddit
Most people wearing fanny packs were right cunce too.
Some-Exchange-4711@reddit
Whoa is that the proper plural spelling of “cunt?”
MistaRekt@reddit
The correct pronunciation. Australia flavour.
NiteTiger@reddit
I reapect dialectal infusion 😁
Fuckspez42@reddit
That’s why the Brits call them Bum Bags.
_lippykid@reddit
Randomly made me realise, in the States, underpants go under your pants. But we (Brit’s) don’t call trousers “pants”, and use underpants and pants interchangeably. Bit odd that
ValancyNeverReadsit@reddit
My mom always said “pants” for underwear. Idk if she picked up the Brit term on purpose (as far as I can tell the last time someone in my matrilineal line immigrated to the US was during the Highland clearances, so it would definitely be her picking up a term rather than it being hereditary usage) or she just didn’t like the word “panties”
I think you Brits have just shortened the word “underpants” and stopped using “pantaloons” before we did. It appears a good amount of language diverged as our physical locations stopped answering to the same government. Some words over here are similar to their 17th-century form; some are later.
Nyotree-001@reddit
Part of the language diversion was on purpose with Benjamin Franklin writing the first “American dictionary” which change spellings and even pronunciation of words on purpose.
altiuscitiusfortius@reddit
A few years after the American revolution, noah Webster, if dictionary fame, wanted to differentiate usa from Britain and purposely changed how to spell words in American English, and added or left out some slang. In 1906 andrew carnegie further solidified this with his government agency, the simplified spelling board which taught American English in schools.
Suspish_Rambo@reddit
Fanny packs are the crown that sits atop of the fanny
BrightSpark80@reddit
In the UK they were bum bags!
bugwitch@reddit
Grew up calling it a fanny pack. Then started calling it a cross body bag or whatever they started calling them a few years ago. Then I learned what Fanny means in the UK and Ireland…I’m back to calling it a fanny pack.
Expensive_Teaching82@reddit
Yes it is and it will never not be funny hearing Americans talking about their fanny packs.
scoff-law@reddit
My grandmother's name was Fanny
Joseph_Kickass@reddit
I always thought fanny was the British bottom. My mom worked with a lady named Fanny and us kids thought it was hilarious. We had to call her Mrs Lastname though so it never came up.
MistaRekt@reddit
Australia uses fanny for front-bum too.
GraceGreenview@reddit
Wait until they see a coin purse.
Maleficent-Box4114@reddit
It has several names
Andi_Lou_Who@reddit
Bum Bag here in the UK 😆
iloveyourlittlehat@reddit
“Because fanny means your ass over there. Not…your minge.”
shponglespore@reddit
And conversely, that sounds bad in the US. It kind of sounds like where you'd keep your homeless people.
idio242@reddit
Fanny pack has a slightly different meaning over there. :)
JustFun4Uss@reddit
DandyLionsInSiberia@reddit
It’s giving me major flashbacks to the ITV's Sabrina edits.
they edited out "fanny" (it has a very different meaning in the UK / Ireland)
We were left with a stuttering, "Shake your whammy...funky song, funky song, shake your whammy... fah... ooOn-key song!" Truly, the height of rhythmic elegance.
Same thing with Hey Arnold! Re the awkwardly named theme park "Wankie Land" which landed differently in the UK. When characters pleaded with the adults "I wanna go to Wankie Land!", Nickelodeon UK and Ireland + ITV scrambled to scrub "Wankie Land" out... I think they ultimately reinstated it - deciding the benign context was sufficient to avoid scandal
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
https://youtu.be/LDsfzJXGAo8
Disastrous-Roll-6170@reddit
Aww thanks for posting this bc I just Googled "bum bag" and was about to post it for anyone else who also didn't know but this is way better.
mmoonbelly@reddit
Fanny pack always make me chuckle and think of Mr Motivator.
TrustAffectionate966@reddit
You know what they call “fanny pack” in Europe, Jules?
🧐👝🤔❓
shponglespore@reddit
Le fanny pack?
JediNeo101@reddit
Royal Bum Bag.
cyclingfaction@reddit
Nuh uh, because young people discovered something it’s obviously never been done before. They’re trendsetters, so quirky and unique.
sweetassassin@reddit
Gen Z queers invented everything trans/gay.
I only hang with old gays.
thebookofswindles@reddit
It’s not that it’s a bag. It’s what’s in the bag. Obviously Gen Z didn’t invent having a bag…
tehgimpage@reddit
yall never dug in auntie's purse before huh?
StunningBuilding383@reddit
Exactly, it was full of all that stuff. It was doled out as needed. Especially in church. I carry a little purse in a bag full of necessities. Grab my little bag to run in & shop. The bigger bag has "as needed" stuff. Just realized im and Auntie. Just for clarification im Gen X.
soundboy64@reddit
https://youtu.be/PFR_U42pOFA?si=0eR9TN4iLduLp6iN
You look good when you wear a fanny pack
XSR900-FloridaMan@reddit
I have a purple Crown Royal bag. It has a bottle of Crown Royal inside.
DStew713@reddit
I used to keep my weed and bowl in a Crown Royal bag. To each his own
skryb@reddit
D&D dice
gatsome@reddit
Had to make sure you weren’t a buddy of mine who does that
skryb@reddit
i mean… i could be your buddy… we just need to get to know each other first
Baked_Potato_732@reddit
Mine was a coin collection although my mom made me keep it inside out. Then my collection grew and it got moved into my parents old weed box.
ArchitectVandelay@reddit
The evolution of this thread is sending me.
IFartOnCats4Fun@reddit
Just wanted to show off my coin collection. I made the bags with a custom 3D printed rubber stamp.
fannyalgerpack@reddit
My Crown Royal Bag was in charge of cassettes
ShirazGypsy@reddit
I still have my dice in a purple crown royal bag. I don’t even drink, just have had the bag for decades
UserOfCookies@reddit
I don't really drink normally. I have mine in a peach Crown Royal bag that was given to me by my boss's husband at a work party.
MandatoryFun@reddit
Chess pieces over here.
IssueBrilliant2569@reddit
People of class and distinction often use this method.
CurlingLlama@reddit
FYI law enforcement always suspects weed inside crown royal bags.
Occams_RZR900@reddit
As a former cop of over ten years, yes, and because there usually is, or harder drugs.
Jingoisticbell@reddit
Well, yes. Many cops were also young in the 90’s.
CurlingLlama@reddit
Just passing along a life tip
Toblogan@reddit
I got a life tip. Don't ride around with weed. Keep it at home like a good boy! 🤣😂
Jenaaaaaay@reddit
My husband keeps his chargers and his vape in a crown royal bag.
Dan_Berg@reddit
To be fair it did initially have a bottle of crown the first day or three I had it. Once it was gone it became the weed bag.
MyBestCuratedLife@reddit
This made me lol.
ZedGardner@reddit
My friend’s mom made a quilt out of those bags. lol
Material-Imagination@reddit
You mean those things actually come with whiskey in them instead of weed or DnD dice?
Wishbone_508@reddit
What's next? Cookies in the sewing tin?
Primary-Strawberry-5@reddit
I get a tin of those for Christmas every year, subsequently I have a huge stash of…ahem.. stash tins
FishyFry84@reddit
Preposterous!
Illustrious-Highway8@reddit
I love this sub. 😂
davesgirl2@reddit
My boyfriend is 45 and he still carries his crown royal bag filled with cigars and playing cards. I call it his purse.
Careless-Ad-6328@reddit
I've got one of those too! But mine holds D&D Dice...
Chief_Chill@reddit
Clever.
fading_relevancy@reddit
(Sup 82' Year of the Dog - Represent!!!)
Your reply triggered a fun memory: Back in the early 2000s I moved down to St. John, USVI. At my first ever fine dining job I worked and partied with a real wing nut. During "High Season" / the holidays we worked a whole lot of OT. This wing nut, for just shits and giggles wore a Crown Royal bag secured to his pants on a front belt loop so it would dangle between high legs. In said purple Crown Royal bag was a bunch of nuts, like hazelnuts, walnuts, etc. Just so he show people his "Nutsack".
90dayfangirl@reddit
A pack of Marlboro Lights and a Snickers bar.
itsallcosmica@reddit
CountIncognito@reddit
Weak and dumb.
Colejohnley@reddit
Crabcakefrosti@reddit
No cigs?
Significant-Rush-129@reddit
lol, I came here to say cigs. We all smoked in junior high or high school, cause it was still glamorized Your starter brand was usually what mom or dad smoked. The taste of a Marlboro Light pilfered from my dad, that really takes me back!
(I’d have to include my inhaler tho, so I could breathe after. Wow, that’s sexy, right?)
strangerNstrangeland@reddit
If there are cigs, they are clove
CharlesUFarley81@reddit (OP)
I know most Xennials have stopped smoking so I left those out
Crabcakefrosti@reddit
Ohhh. I misread it. Yeah, I quite years ago.
Material-Imagination@reddit
I just call mine "my backpack," and no one wrote weird-ass think pieces about it.
Inevitable-While-577@reddit
But they're so stressed and so special and have so much anxiety and it's soo worth writing an article about it!
Material-Imagination@reddit
They are, though. I wouldn't want to be them.
Imagine if our old Polaroids from high school could stick around forever and ruin every single one of our careers. And also it takes zero effort to copy and share them to everyone. From your pocket computer. And also the Polaroids have sound and are videos.
But worst of all, some of them even had access to Reddit in their formative years.
You couldn't pay me enough to switch places with them. 😬
Senseisntsocommon@reddit
I made a multitude of life destroying decisions, however none had photographic evidence or had unwanted negative consequences for others, as a result they basically never happened.
Snowconetypebanana@reddit
No drugs?
Hot-Ad930@reddit
Xanax and an mp3 player loaded with trip hop
slyiscoming@reddit
Single malt Scotch, Benadryl, Reese's pieces, eye mask, ear plugs, Gameboy color.
UlchabhanRua@reddit
We just had one squishy ball to relieve stress. I can't decide if having a whole bag is excessive or genius.
Chemical_Butterfly40@reddit
emotional support camisole
Bright_Lynx_7662@reddit
Dude. 😂😂😂 This is me.
doompines@reddit
With built-in shelf bra.
La_Croix_Life@reddit
This is so real.
dfibslim@reddit
strangerNstrangeland@reddit
As an aging xenial, I’m keeping a roll-on bottle of bio-freeze in my anxiety bag for the random owies I’m afraid of
HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit
spray on for me, minty aroma
KeySatisfaction197@reddit
This really was the age where genuine medical science and SNL parody commercials of medicine were indistinguishable.
reqstech@reddit
SUPER Colon Blow?
denverblazer@reddit
🎶 A.M. Aaaaaaaallleee" 🎶 🍻
Toblogan@reddit
HEAD-ON!!
Zealousideal_Job5986@reddit
This is now on repeat in my head for the next 4 hours
Therealfern1@reddit
Wine coolers! Or Zima
HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit
Biofreeze, Rum, extremely sour candies........meth?
Electronic_Rope4178@reddit
Cigarettes and shooters of vodka
lechydda@reddit
A small bag with maybe one water bottle and a tube of chap stick because I’m going outside to take a walk … not to act like I need a bunch of fidget crap and gum and hand sanitizer to live my life.
FaquForLovingMe@reddit
Lucky_Louch@reddit
non skip walkman, a couple mix CD's, 1 hitter, film canister of ground weed, Chinese worry balls.
basylica@reddit
A post it that says “suck it the fuck up”
nyXhcinPDX@reddit
Marlboro light 100’s…that’s the answer
Fair_Blood3176@reddit
I have one question...
Are these they drinking enough water?!
fyrefly_faerie@reddit
Dunno if they’re actually drinking from them, but they definitely tote around the “big dumb cups”
ArchitectVandelay@reddit
I thought we were the Stanley generation. You know, going to our kids’ lax games, getting tipsy.
library_wench@reddit
That’s a damn good point—I never HAVE seen anyone actually dip from one of these. 🤔
Maybe too busy decorating them?
MaxxHeadroomm@reddit
No_Mud_5999@reddit
Camel lights and a dugout.
Sensitive_Pianist777@reddit
Quarters. To make a phone call or play some arcade games. Or ask someone if they could buy a cigarette for a quarter.
Justkeeptalking1985@reddit
The ability to deal with things not going their way
Supercaptaincat@reddit
I used to carry an anxiety bag basically everywhere. I’ve been sober a few years now.
liltinyoranges@reddit
Marlboro Reds, a Rolling Stone, and one of those water push-button ring toss games
kristosnikos@reddit
This is what I commented over on the millennial subreddit (which it removed for some reason):
I carry a purse. In it is any of my meds I may need that’s in a little sectioned compact which includes one for my anxiety and panic attacks.
Ginger candy because I get nauseated often. 3 different types of lip balm, 2 of which deters me from chewing the skin from my lips. Ear buds.
I’ve tried all the different self soothing texture and cooling/sensation stuff but after 42 years of being alive and anxiety riddled, I’ve found what’s worked for me.
draculasbloodtype@reddit
Also have anxiety and I was/and still am always carrying my meds, peppermint or cinnamon candy, sunglasses, and a folding fan. Nowadays I also pack a phone charger and earbuds just in case, but I also always drive myself everywhere now too so I can bail if I have to.
asea_aranion_@reddit
What are those two lip balms?
strangerNstrangeland@reddit
Wait what? Where do you get cbd infused Bengay?
Quarrels-ofKoi@reddit
I had surgery and the physical therapist recommended cbd cream. I live in a medically legal state so I got mine at the dispensary
kristosnikos@reddit
I use Palmer’s cocoa butter lip balm on the regular.
Now the two that deter me is Dr. Dan’s Cortibalm and Quantum Health Lip Clear Lysine+.
The Dr. Dan’s has hydrocortisone in it and I don’t want that in my mouth and it does taste awful. But it does help when my lips are horribly chapped.
The Lip Clear helps with cold sores and any little rash/raw areas. It also tastes terribly medicinal.
Golden_Enby@reddit
Have you tried Peppermint oil (enteric coated) gel caps or peppermint tea? I take the former often on an empty stomach. It's good for your intestines. Also helps with nausea sometimes.
Does sniffing lavender oil also help with your anxiety? It's worked for me for decades after my mother introduced it to me during a bad panic attack. Laying on cold floor also helps ground me.
Milly_Hagen@reddit
Same, and it's Xanax 😆
Bradddtheimpaler@reddit
Weed?
Mysterious_Ayytee@reddit
Maybe with less tobacco than in the photo but in my language we call spliffs bags (ger:Tüte)
FootballKind@reddit
Pack of parliament menthols, lighter, some kind of small toy to fidget with, a book, headphones, bottle of water, airplane bottle of vodka & gum lol
UsefulGrocery1733@reddit
Don’t forget tiger balm
Sleep_Champion@reddit
My weed cart fits in my pocket. I don't need a whole bag.
limesqueezyx@reddit
Ok-Bluebird1219@reddit
Depends on how big the bag is and whether we’re talking about now or back in the early aughts.. But I’ll give it a shot… if it’s 2008, it’d look something like.. a quarter ounce of prerolled J’s, a pint of cheap spirits, some lortabs, x and Xanax , a pack of Camel Crush cigarettes, a hundred dollar bill hidden in a hole in the lining of my bag, chewing gum, eye drops and a can of Axe body spray… 😂😂😂
lastraven85@reddit
A horse in mud statue, cd player with sonic drowning music, a game of buckaroo....oh wait you wanted things to stop anxiety 😜
adamroadmusic@reddit
Not vaping weed currently due to my job, but I would say:
Weed vape, kava candy, putty, advil/chewy antacids, some little pictures & positive post-its. I would throw in orange Tic Tacs but I can't control myself and will eat the whole pack immediately.
It's evolved over time. For example, the fidget toys have been swapped out over the years.
AngelZash@reddit
I’ve always called this, and my mother and cousins and aunts called it, “my purse. If you’re male-type in my family, it’s “my pocket” or “her purse”
necbone@reddit
Lose dose of shrooms, xanax, and maybe booze
Allureme@reddit
Ahh. That’s what the pacifier was replaced with.
CMJunkAddict@reddit
I keep an anxiety jar, it’s got weed in it.
doloresgrrrl@reddit
I'm just raw dogging life.
JametAllDay@reddit
Clove cigarettes, gum, a one-hitter, a moleskin notebook, and an iPod.
woutere@reddit
Bottle of scotch
JPhrog@reddit
We aren't getting too old to not understand the post are we? The point of the post is what Xennials would have INSIDE the bag!
Cigarettes, Bianca mouth freshener or Tic-Tacs, a steel weed pipe with some buds stored in the middle chamber, Visisine, and some Jolly Ranchers...
takisara@reddit
I feel like everything has a label and is meant to encourage more consumerism.
Analog bags, anxiety bags....need for drinks that require syrups and protein powders....its exhausting just watching
Lotus-child89@reddit
Some weed, cigarettes, party bottles. Also mints, but Altoids Sours. Maybe a squishy ball you got for free somewhere.
catsdelicacy@reddit
I mean,I ABSOLUTELY carried all my anxiety soothers in my purse at that age, we just didn't have language for it
I had weed in there, obviously, I'm from northern British Columbia and if you know you know
I had 12-20 lip products of various purposes, consistencies, and flavors
I had caffeine pills, I had Tylenol, I had period products.
I very often would have a fucking lap blanket in there!
Over-Reflection1845@reddit
Booze, edibles, switchblade comb (the fidgeting soothes me) and one of those Vicks menthol nasal inhaler thingees.
Almostasleeprightnow@reddit
Sorry but my 75 year old mom has all of these things in her purse.
MasterDave@reddit
I mean I too carry a bag with weed and pepto. That’s just life now.
cholman97@reddit
Weed?? Duh
Lucky_Fig_1673@reddit
I use to get crazy panic attacks, most of the time I would get pretty close to passing out. Therapy and meds helped me get through it all. Now I carry sour candy’s, they snap me right out of it just incase.
45babycakes@reddit
I was confused at first, like isn't this the bare minimum of what you would carry in those things called purses, handbag, man bag?
dammit-smalls@reddit
A pack of Winston reds and a lighter.
justfirfunsies@reddit
We bury our anxiety so others don’t find out our weakness because that weakness would then be used to bully us with words that can no longer be said until we developed the ability to not stress and spaz out like returds.
caffeinatedspiders@reddit
I've been carrying around an anxiety bag for years; it was suggested to me by my therapist! Highly recommend. The idea is to have something for all senses to kind of bring you back to the present moment. In mine I have gum, an herbal/citrus lozenge, a little essential oil stick, a smooth rock, a small bell, and a little rolled up note that says "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball." All of it in an old altoids tin that I keep in my purse.
Sufficient-Aspect77@reddit
Xanax?
MtnDewCodeRedFreak@reddit
Drawstring backpack. Popular among college students.
RelevantNothing4653@reddit
Mentos mints, Binaca breath spray, can of Jolt Cola or Surge, flask of Colt 45
andy312@reddit
Xanex
omegaloki@reddit
Marlboro Reds and a dugout with pinch hitter
WickedKoala@reddit
Ok, so everyone woman's purse for the past 70 years?
sassyfontaine@reddit
Uuuuuuuuuh I’ve been doing this my entire teen/adult life, as long as I’ve had a bag of my own, since the 90s.
ninetysevencents@reddit
Nothing but floam and gak.
Merlins_Owl@reddit
Three legos
nothingwascool@reddit
We wouldn’t. We raw dog life like our ancestors intended
burrito_magic@reddit
Airplane shot of something, cigarettes, gum, maybe a Walkman
Right_Hour@reddit
Whiskey flask and a pack of cigs.
pigs-ass-n-cabbage@reddit
Ecto cooler
BeardedPuffin@reddit
Klonopin, instant coffee, and cigarettes?
penguindik@reddit
Anxiety pack? These kids are so soft
Maleficent-Box4114@reddit
Klonopin. I’ve got a lot more going on than just anxiety 😟
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
I'd have replied earlier but I was in a Klonopin stupor when this was posted.
I thought my anxiety would have gotten better by now, not worse.
Maleficent-Box4114@reddit
Right?! The panic disorder runs strong in this one.
fauxshoyall@reddit
FWIW, sometimes I feel like my anxiety has gotten better but there's a real possibility I've just gotten better at dissociating while being productive...which might be what mindfulness is. I try not to be anxious about this.
All that said, I still keep Xanax on my keychain in a pill container with a sticker of LEGO Batman on it.
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
Had that but at some point I've lost my ability to disassociate like that.
Not going to turn this into a whine session so I'll shut up, but fuck.
Notchersfireroad@reddit
Hear hear!
Traditional_Isopod80@reddit
I feel you. 😪
Namaslayy@reddit
A joint in a pouch. That is all.
JohnnyKnifefight@reddit
Drugs
cnymassageguy@reddit
Pac a camle lights and xananx...
Zerogelite@reddit
We wouldn't have one
CheekyLass99@reddit
-Pack of Camel Crush Cigs -flask of Fireball -vape of...whatever -stress ball -note pad to doodle on -essential oils -spa gift card
LeadingEquivalent148@reddit
A pack of smokes, some smints, a hubba bubba and a toothpick probably.
ralphthesausagedog@reddit
Nothing. We don't have anxiety. We're just nervous or concerned.
cosnierozumiem@reddit
Pack of camel lights, gum, and about 4 lighters.
Inevitable_Phase_276@reddit
A pen that goes clicky clacky and a notepad to doodle on
notoriousrdc@reddit
Half a dozen different flavors/textures of lip balm, a Bic lighter, safety pins, cinnamon altoids, and a handful of change on the off chance we need it for one of the free remaining parking meters, pay phones, or laundromats that take it
Relative_Progress946@reddit
My inner Gen Xer doesn’t have anxiety; it only has cynicism, apathy, and a deeply intense expectation that it’s all going to go to shit. But whatever. I don’t care.
Freudianslip1987@reddit
I gotta say it's kinda weird not getting all the hate. But at least gen y / millennials are still responsible for ton of other things so I will give them this. We could easily buy cigarettes and booze.
braywarshawsky@reddit
A bag that has a 3 ft water bong, and all the goodies needed. Then some indica or a hybrid pending on the surroundings.
frecklemimus79@reddit
Koosh ball
babyBear83@reddit
Um..we just did drugs and drank.
COstargazer@reddit
I have a bag, filled with weed.... does that count?
AtFishCat@reddit
That's what got me through my 20's!
....and 30's....
.....and now 40's...
fannyalgerpack@reddit
I’m new to the weed game in that I just got in in the last five years (thanks Covid) but it’s really helping me a lot
Masterweedo@reddit
If it works, it works.
Brian-Mahoney@reddit
Ohmygod!! I've got the exact same bag!
JWWBurger@reddit
Hear, hear!
fourtytwoistheanswer@reddit
That's a un-stress bag.
ayjaytay22@reddit
Having to tell a bunch of strangers about the anxiety bag is part of what’s giving them anxiety
Violet_Walls@reddit
It was just a Walkman and cigarettes to raw dog the world.
jimmythetuba@reddit
A flask, some week, and probably some motrin and some tums.
CHNLNK@reddit
Corn_Beefies@reddit
frooootloops@reddit
Lmao this is just my purse on any given day.
ArmadaOnion@reddit
Are we pretending this is new? Purses weren't the same thing for many generations. Pockets? People carry shit they think they may need.
LowConsideration4846@reddit
Weed.
Username_Liberator@reddit
Need some Bianca breath spray in there.
chronicnerv@reddit
What a load of fucking nonsense.
herseyhawkins33@reddit
The load of fucking nonsense is giving it a name and writing an article about it. Look at the picture. Its nothing crazy.
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
I've got one of these on suggestion of my therapist. I have severe, sometimes debilitating anxiety. It's enough to pull me out of a crisis.
Is it overused? Maybe. But look at the world right now. Maybe we could all use something to be able to just take a couple of steps back sometimes.
chronicnerv@reddit
Somewhere out there, complex geopolitical issues are apparently trembling at the thought of everyone using anxiety bags.
I respect your point of view, and I’m glad it works for you. My point is that I see it as more of a distraction than a solution, it doesn’t actually address the underlying issues causing the stress.
If your position were truly universal, the world probably wouldn’t function, because people wouldn’t be able to cope without it. That suggests it works for a specific group of people in specific situations, rather than being broadly applicable.
I’m not trying to invalidate your experience, if it helps you, it helps you. But it doesn’t necessarily follow that it’s a meaningful solution for everyone.
I hope life becomes easier for you.
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
Sometimes taking even a minute to step back from the situation to focus your mind enough to find a solution.
chronicnerv@reddit
I understand.
A lot of this comes down to state of mind, and I can see how something like that could be useful when things reach a breaking point.
That said, I see it as more of a medical or mental health coping tool rather than a one size fits all solution for broader social or generational stress, as it was being portrayed in the picture.
I’m not dismissing your experience, but I do think it’s important not to assume everyone is dealing with the same type or severity of distress, or that the same coping strategies will work universally.
For context, I deal with chronic nerve pain, and I also have experience with how mental states can fluctuate, including the effects of cannabis on perception and pain management. So I understand, to some degree, what it’s like trying to cope with persistent discomfort or altered mental states. Anger is what I am constantly dealing with as a result and I use logic as my main tool for in the real world.
AlissonHarlan@reddit
dude these guys don't drink anymore... they need something
chronicnerv@reddit
It’s more than just alcohol.
When we were growing up, films and cartoons didn’t shy away from consequences, villains posed real threats, and heroes sometimes paid the ultimate price. Those stories taught resilience, sacrifice, and the value of perseverance.
By contrast, a lot of messaging over the past decade has leaned heavily on the idea that “you’re already special, you just need to believe in yourself.” While well intentioned, that mindset can undervalue the importance of hard work, discipline, and preparation.
The result is a growing emphasis on identity over effort, which risks leaving people unprepared for real challenges. Confidence matters, but it has to be built on something solid. You can’t learn to swim through belief alone, you have to put in the work, face difficulty, and develop real capability.
Kids like this end up like the actors in Star Fleet academy.
MaddyKet@reddit
Yeah but, who is creating that content for them? Us - Gen X and Xennials. It’s a never ending circle, one generation thinks they have it shit so they try to course correct and fuck up the next generation.
I’m not disagreeing with you, but our generation definitely shares some of the blame.
chronicnerv@reddit
Absolutely, I’m blaming our poor guidance and parenting. We have created monsters by trying to indoctrinate them into sides at such a young age. It used to just be religion or sport as the two founding guiding principles. Both have issues and can create team mindsets, however, they both provide guidance on how to function within society.
The new generation wants to reshape society because it is problematic against their beliefs, and we gave them the tools to enact this within workplaces under diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Essentially, this new type of religion/team of “wokeness” has been colonising other people’s media, culture, and online spaces, with no added benefit to society other than making our children unfit to mentally function within it.
History shows it is important to keep the weirdos away from children, does not matter if its teachers in sport, priests in religion or woke individuals trying to teach kids sexuality at a young age. Right now the biggest issue is the message
"You’re special, you just have to believe in yourself.”
The problem is, many seem to believe that alone is enough, without developing anything real to back it up.
MaddyKet@reddit
Uh no being inclusive is not the problem.
chronicnerv@reddit
It's an intelligence problem. People who solely belief in inclusion have the following traits which are not very popular and a detriment to society.
You are just virtue signalling.
1block@reddit
Well then it's the Silent Generation's fault for making the Boomers the way they did so that they'd make us the way they did so we made these kids the way they are.
Which means it's nobody's fault, and we all are helpless observers of life. It's certainly a valid theory that no one has any agency and we are all simply products of our environment.
However, even if that were true, I don't find it a useful theory. I "choose" to believe I have some control over my actions, because if I'm right, I can change for the better, and if I'm wrong, there's no harm.
On the other hand, if I "choose" to believe I have no control, if I'm right, it's depressing, and if I'm wrong, I'm an unaccountable ass who takes no responsibility for my actions and fails to take advantage of opportunities to be a better person.
throwawayhbgtop81@reddit
What are you talking about? there's plenty of story telling about resilience, perseverance, and sacrifice now, and within the last decade too. Even this very year. Even Academy, which I did watch.
chronicnerv@reddit
There are always exceptions. The first Wonder Woman is one of them. Likewise, someone born in 1981 who enjoys Starfleet Academy is something of an outlier. The show reportedly had a maximum global viewership of around 40,000 per episode and ran for only two seasons, not because it earned longevity as a meaningful exploration of resilience, perseverance, or sacrifice, but because it appears to have been designed that way from the outset.
The core issue is that Starfleet Academy does not feel like a true Star Trek series. Instead, it comes across as a teen, identity-focused, coming of age high school drama with a Star Trek aesthetic layered on top. That approach clashes with what Star Trek has traditionally represented: a merit based society where individuals are defined by competence, discipline, and their ability to confront morally complex and ambiguous situations.
In that context, many of the characters in Academy seem fundamentally out of place. Within the established Star Trek universe, it is difficult to imagine them being accepted into Starfleet at all. The franchise has never centred on unresolved identity struggles as a primary qualification or narrative driver, largely because it operates in a setting already built on diversity through alien species, cultures, and perspectives. The assumption has always been that Starfleet officers possess a strong sense of self, allowing them to prioritise exploration, duty, and collective purpose over personal validation.
Someone might point to representation and inclusion as its strengths. However, for most viewers, those elements are not compelling on their own if they are not supported by substance, competence, or meaningful contribution. The broader audience tends to value characters who bring skill, insight, or depth, rather than those who frame identity as their defining or most important trait.
More specifically, Starfleet Academy often exhibits patterns that traditional science fiction audiences find frustrating:
These tendencies run counter to the intellectual and philosophical tradition that has defined Star Trek for decades hence its low viewership.
That said, I am genuinely interested in understanding your perspective, what is it about these elements that you find appealing?
( Im huge science fiction fan also)
AlissonHarlan@reddit
My answer was humor. Of course there is more...covid, Wars, oligachy...out civilisation seems to be au their end( Mayne each generation think that idk,)
I wouldn't be Young today
The_Pandalorian@reddit
I just assume Xanax.
FuckYouNotHappening@reddit
I bring the best anxiety medicine with me everywhere - deep breathing and naming my emotions.
I go from “I’m having a heart attack” to nbd in less than a minute.
FuckYouNotHappening@reddit
This, of course, takes a tremendous amount of practice, but it works well enough without risking benzo dependence.
builtinamplifier@reddit
Mint tea. I would have said weed but I just quit so mint tea and hate.
kristiwinks@reddit
Do you have a bag recommendation for carrying around the hate? I can’t seem to find one that will fit all of mine. The spite compartment of all of the Jansport backpacks is comically petite
Wodentoad@reddit
I craft, so it spreads my hate through the stitches. Quilting is a great way to stab things a lot for free.
katharsister@reddit
Mary Poppins bag.
Sarah_withanH@reddit
Repurpose the bag you used to keep your fucks in.
RedHickorysticks@reddit
I keep mine in the frown line between my eyebrows.
Amber10101@reddit
I keep my hate in gas form so that it expands and contracts to fit the size and shape of the container.
gbroon@reddit
You compress the hate down to a small enough space it fits conveniently in a stomach ulcer.
builtinamplifier@reddit
I keep mine in a satchel...Indiana Jones had one.
SpongeWorthy44@reddit
I just have a bottle of Ativan and move on.
anonmygoodsir@reddit
I carry gum, ibuprofen, earbuds, and my kindle or a physical book. I also have several shopping apps so i can engage in retail therapy. Most of the time I fill up my cart and go back with a calmer head to empty it later. Its nice to think about but I can't really afford all of those thing nor do I need them.
Hiryu-GodHand@reddit
An anxiety bag? This xennial doesn't need an anxiety bag. I got my ass beat by my parents, so the only time I feel anxiety is when I fucked something up, not when I'm ordering a sandwich at Subway.
Murky_Snow4308@reddit
Half of this is just candy
imtheyeti20@reddit
Cigarettes and Alcohol
kiblick@reddit
Shouldn't that be filled with Xanax and Oxy? Or did that not happen?
FergalCadogan@reddit
I had too much depression growing up to worry about anxiety.
mcfetrja@reddit
If you’re anything like me just wait until the depression recedes just enough to cripple you with all the thoughts you were too depressed to follow into their proverbial rabbit holes. It almost makes the crippling depression seem like the better choice- no big spin up before being overwhelmed by your feelings which means no false hope of escaping the depression/anxiety doomloop.
wheresthebody@reddit
Reefer
often_awkward@reddit
This is not a new idea it just has a new name. I have a wife and she has a purse that has much larger on the inside than the outside would appear.
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
Do you refer to her as The Doctor?
often_awkward@reddit
The Doctor who references only work with my son because he is really into it. My wife if I want her to react I have to do a Harry Potter reference because that's what she was into and she's a year older than me so take that for what it is 😂
AshDogBucket@reddit
I don't understand. The rest of you don't already have all your anxiety supplies in your purse?
BlueEyedGranger@reddit
I just look at pictures of my dog on my phone
ShaggyCan@reddit
Nothing, we have keys, phone and wallet and we push the feelings down.
abslte23@reddit
Newports and a lighter
HauntingBalance567@reddit
A CD player so you can listen to a finite number of your favorite songs okay
belushi99@reddit
Weed
Primary-Strawberry-5@reddit
Half a log of Mr Vape Bombscicle Nicotine Pouches, blood pressure medication, a cd of Joan Osborne “Relish”, a nip of So Co, and hand rolled cone of my usual low grade but effective mersh.
ViolyntFemme@reddit
My weed. 🤷🏻♀️
RandomPenquin1337@reddit
Xanax
Done
Burlington-bloke@reddit
I don't carry a stupid bag. I have a hip flask, and a pillbox full of Ativan, Clonazepam, and Advil. It's all I need.
polygonalopportunist@reddit
Marlboro lights, black lighter, dime bag, visine, bath and bodywork’s lotion, rolos.
LastMinuteMom@reddit
As silly as it sounds, my daughter carries War Heads with her everywhere - at the advice of her Dr. - they are the fastest, most effective way to stop an anxiety attack and/or panic attack. Obviously it’s not a long term solution and ongoing anxiety still needs real medical treatment - but War Heads or other highly sour candy are highly effective for breaking/slowing or even stopping the initial spiral.
katieclooney@reddit
Half empty waterbottle
TheConcreteGhost@reddit
Back in the day, I think I would be OK with just a pack of fruit stripe gum, so I can madly chew the flavor quickly out of one piece and replace it with a fresh piece.
MAILBOXHED@reddit
ihatecatboys@reddit
The agency I cut my teeth at in my twenties had a notorious reputation in the mid 00's at every psych in town for being so stressful that all the doctors had the "[Agency Name] Cocktail"
It was Wellbutrin, Xanax, and Trileptal. We also had a major candy manufacturer as a client and they would send us free boxes of bars. People were constantly popping pills and eating candy because they couldn't drink while on the cocktail so people were just constantly zoned out and got fat off candy.
URfwend@reddit
Take me to church...
strangerNstrangeland@reddit
Well, you can theoretically drink on that med cocktail, it’s just ill advised
KeySatisfaction197@reddit
sits down at the bar
Gimme the regular.
bartender slides across two King Size packs of Reeses Cups
Rough day?
Buddy, it's a rough life.
ShirazGypsy@reddit
A slap bracelet
RushBubbly6955@reddit
I have in mine: worry stones, essential oils, a fidget spinner, a tiny coloring book, prayer/mantra cards, nausea/seasickness bands, stickers with helpful grounding exercises on them (and they’re each different touch sensations) an emotional support donut plushie, and various kinds of meds (I have multiple health conditions so having an emergency stash here is critical).
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
Ha. After my therapist told me to make one mine is similar. No nausea bands and the Zelda game and watch that came out a few years ago that had the first two Legend of Zelda games in it. Otherwise pretty similar.
RushBubbly6955@reddit
They’re really useful!
Sea_Violinist3328@reddit
Xanax
Pnmamouf1@reddit
Koush ball. Troll doll. Bubble tape.
Over_Razzmatazz_23@reddit
Alcohol man
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
Mine has Xanax
SophieintheKnife@reddit
Weed. I carry weed
NindieNation@reddit
That just looks like every woman's purse I've ever seen the inside of.
Ohhhhhhh........
freddbare@reddit
We always had a roach or two
cmarquez7@reddit
If you’ve ever worked with gen-z kids you know they’re all on some sort of mood elevator. They can’t handle their feelings or anything tbh
Ambitious-Degree-161@reddit
Weed
kalitarios@reddit
Fireworks
pwehttam@reddit
What a bunch of lil bitches
Redeyebandit87@reddit
I had one of those it was my weed pouch lol
Bomdiggitydoo@reddit
Smokes, a nip, and a comb.
thekeifer@reddit
Only the finest brick of Mexican schwag.
Realistic_Breath_249@reddit
A colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
heresmytwopence@reddit
Rupert Murdoch, owner of the New York Post, has done more to fuck up young lives than just about anyone else on the planet.
GallowsGrove@reddit
Xennial anxiety bag = a pack of cigarettes you stole from a family member, 2 lighters and worry stone your dad bought at that weird gift store with the super racist wood statues
statistacktic@reddit
At least those items won't get anyone killed in a dui accident.
JonnyQuest1981@reddit
Pint of Elijah, good Indica flower, a small grinder, a Sherlock, a lighter, a pokie-stirrie, gummies, Pataday eyedrops, some WingStop wet wipes, and a travel pack of tissues.
faintly_nebulous@reddit
300 dollars cash, the downward spiral, a dime bag, nag champa, vhs of pulp fiction. Ideally you want to start by centering yourself and taking deep breaths on your nearest bean bag chair. When you feel ready, head to your nearest coffee shop (only local, no chains!) where you will hang out and relax for the next 3 hours. Hope this helps. :)
bassman314@reddit
Interpret this how you will.
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
They look like they're bouncing here and there and everywhere.
BlueBomber13@reddit
Alcohol? lol
Wactout@reddit
Cocaine and a bottle of Orbitz.
SoftShakes@reddit
Gummies
FireMarshallBi1101@reddit
I was thinking quaaludes and a bottle of Jack, but that sounds more Gen X as I think about it 🤣
_1JackMove@reddit
Dude, I used to be into drugs extremely heavily. That said, I've done them all and quit them all. But I'd drop that in a second to try quaaludes. From what I've heard they were the best drug known to mankind. I'm pissed I wasn't born at least 15 years before I was so I could have experienced them lol.
OdinsGhost@reddit
I see Gen Z has discovered the concept of a purse. Good for them.
library_wench@reddit
Booze and Blistex.
Why do they need three different kinds of gum/candy?
johnnyhammerstixx@reddit
Marlboro lights and mad dog 20/20.
LordButtworth@reddit
My anxiety bag was a dime bag. Paired with a pack of Newports.
out_day475@reddit
left-of-the-jokers@reddit
It would be a recording of my yelling dad, calling me a crybaby and telling me to get over it
SciFi_MuffinMan@reddit
Game boy and a kush ball.
Also smart idea that every generation has done. GenX guys would have been a rolled up porno mag and a Walkman. All generations prior to that was a flask, smokes, and some pills.
bout-tree-fitty@reddit
Winthefuturenow@reddit
Hemorrhoid wipes, Xanax, Viagara, mints, Advil, weed, adderall and most importantly something to injure gen z’rs with when they get out of line…which could be anything because they’re the most sensitive people I’ve ever met and that’s when they’re on TRT. I’m also going blind so glasses and a fucking flashlight 🤦♀️
AlissonHarlan@reddit
a gameboy, that is perfect for panic attack, familiar, with no violent color.
Indubitalist@reddit
And not connected to the internet. I’m finding that detail more and more calmative.
lalacourtney@reddit
Literally just a vape pen or a bottle of Xanax, take your pick
Jades5150@reddit
Legos mostly
singleguy79@reddit
I like this one. Though they would have to be small sets to fit inside.
guccinogaga@reddit
Cigs
iRveritas@reddit
A playboy for the articles, pack of smokes, Walkman with a couple tapes, and a rubber or 2 just in case.
ELUSIVE_GODS@reddit
Fucking xanax would be at the top of the list for me lol
tacosandtheology@reddit
Pack of American Spirits and a Sepultura cd.
Ok_Education_5095@reddit
Just some p-funks and orange tic tacs
PhysicalCoast7623@reddit
Mine was a Diet Coke, a pack of Marlboro lights and some gum.
Trick-Mechanic8986@reddit
I get a half Oz bag for anxiety about once a week.
Woompa78@reddit
Says the New York post columnist who lives in their parent’s coat closet.
MaxPower836@reddit
A game boy carrying case
OkBaconBurger@reddit
Weezer CD, hackey sack, Snapple.
RevolutionaryEgg1312@reddit
Cigarettes.
BuggerPie81@reddit
Weed.
Accomplished-Run221@reddit
While their grandparents ask why they don’t own homes yet.
Jingoisticbell@reddit
“Anxiety bag”. See, this is why I’m not sure if I’m xennial or actually just all X. I don’t know anyone who didn’t have a clinical diagnosis of some sort who needed an entire special kit to address their “anxiety”. Us “normies” had a pocket in our backpack for the things that weren’t Prozac. That’s it. No one was walking around with stuffies or sensory sand or whatever the heck.
nopester24@reddit
so they'renot called 9 Ball anymore??
MunchyManBT@reddit
Anxiety bag? We called them packs of cigarettes.
PotentialPlum4945@reddit
guntheroac@reddit
I’ve had weed in my pocket for like thirty years. Problem solved 😎
Primary_Highlight540@reddit
Silly putty, gum
Golden_Enby@reddit
Portable DVD player, CD Walkman, GB SP, lavender oil, white noise machine, benadryl, and meds I'm currently taking. I'd like to take the Switch 2, but it wouldn't fit with everything else. Not sure what I'd pack for snacks, but I'd for sure bring electrolyte drinks because I've had a damn imbalance for most of my life.
TrustAffectionate966@reddit
Jolly Ranchers - apple and grape.
🧉🦄👌🏽
fbissonnette@reddit
Modelos and Indica
Garthritis@reddit
Dime bag?
PunningWild@reddit
In high school and college, I kept a charged PSP loaded with the puzzle game Lumines. I survived many bad days just retreating to my car and playing a half-hour of dropping squares to some good chill music.
Golden_Enby@reddit
Holy crap, you've just unlocked a memory! I remember Lumies, but that name also made me remember the long hours I spent playing Bejeweled on my old laptop. I loved the music. It was like chill space trance music. Good times. It really helped me relax after stressful days.
_llloser@reddit
It’s called my purse
AtmosphereHot8414@reddit
Mine has pain pills, cash, mace, a lighter, RSO, nose spray, eye drops, a sharpie, Tums, lip gloss, and my passport since my drivers license is expired
Micronto65bymay@reddit
Bag full of CBT worksheets.
ReinaShae@reddit
Pogs, a copy of Calvin and Hobbes, worry stones, a pet rock all in a crown royal bag
KinkMountainMoney@reddit
Xanax, two Percocets, 3 edibles, about 17 cents in loose change, chapstick, used to be a 20 in there but we spent it weeks ago and never replaced it. Cell phone charger.
AnonPlz123@reddit
I can manage my emotions without toys.
tbama11@reddit
A pack of menthols and a variety of hard candies. Just like my mawmaw
Slight-Sympathy4066@reddit
It’s the New York Post 99% of everything they put in their paper is fabricated or made up. It’s basically the national inquiry.
luxtabula@reddit
All this stuff in the picture plus our medication
drifterinthedark423@reddit
I don't know but I sure do need one.
sorrymizzjackson@reddit
This looks like the contents of my space maker pencil box in 8th grade.
RiotPurrrl@reddit
It’s called a purse, children. You didn’t invent it.
OutkastAtliens@reddit
Cigarettes, pre-roll. Then just a lot of perogies. Pocket perogies are always the best.
Cptcodfish@reddit
Spirited-Bee5939@reddit
Mine is a pill cutter and it just has a couple of Klonopin in it at all times.
(Yes, I have a prescription. I paid attention in D.A.R.E. and read Sweet Valley High #40)
Notchersfireroad@reddit
A single half a Klonopin.
iameveryoneelse@reddit
Weed, cigarettes and Malibu rum which I regret to say was what I would drink in highschool.
pendejo-san@reddit
They all carry those squishy, plush, anime things around these days
bountiful_garden@reddit
The same thing that's in it now. Weed.
erino3120@reddit
For chrissake
brainvheart143@reddit
Def a dime bag or 2 and some Newports.
Lou_Skunnt69@reddit
So xennials invented purses? Oh. Didn’t know.
ChristyLovesGuitars@reddit
Propranolol.
MakingItUpAsWeGoOk@reddit
I choose to hang with you.
DinnerSilver@reddit
Fanny Packs are back in style!!! ( But seriously....If it helps them and they are not consuming narcotics, then this is fine)
WolvesandTigers45@reddit
That’s smart. It’s early prepping.
Dickrubin14094@reddit
Nothing. We didn’t carry bags around.
Happy1327@reddit
I have one. My autistic survival pack
JamesantheGiantBeach@reddit
jeremiah15165@reddit
6 pack of a good beer.
Hilsam_Adent@reddit
bigmanbananas@reddit
This is like saying Xennials walk around with Prozac. Yeah sure, a few do, but sensationalising it seems a bit childish.
Academic-Bat-8002@reddit
Not really much I can add to OPs list.
tmbgisrealcool@reddit
Camel lights
walkinghrviolation86@reddit
A big fat bowl, zanny bars and a 12 pack of Milwaukee’s beast. You will 100% forget the rest of the night by blacking out. You will be saying what anxiety attack ? Weed is optional either way guaranteed to black out and forget the whole night.
BoringExperience5345@reddit
Make believe remedies for a make believe problem.
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
Tylenol, bandaids, Altoids, and always a mirror in case I get something in my eye.
tokudama@reddit
I started carrying around chewable pepto-bismol tablets in my mid twenties. fortunately these days I have prescribed anxiety meds and IBS meds.
MossGobbo@reddit
A penjamin.
Latranis@reddit
Every bag is an anxiety bag when you have anxiety
cookjerk@reddit
Weed
Chemtrails_in_my_VD@reddit
A pack of camel lights and some shitty brick packed weed.
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
Only some vaseline and wallet. Chapped lips suck.
napalmthechild@reddit
Sony CD Walkman with Jane Doe on repeat
engorgedfjord@reddit
it's american spirit loose leaf tobbacco, rolling papers, a lighter, and an essential oil nose inhaler for me
bananabastard@reddit
A slap in the face.
ElectricLego@reddit
Chewable Pepto Bismol and a koosh ball. RCA discman woth 4-second anti-akip technology and a whale sounds cd.
oldn00by@reddit
Finalgirlcandy@reddit
I still have an anxiety bag. It has my Valium, a book, and gum in it. It’s called my purse. Same as it ever was.
greenerbeansheen@reddit
It’s just a pack of cigarettes
jgnp@reddit
You mean this entire top desk drawer full of weed at my office?
fuzzycuffs@reddit
Yeah I just take medication
Friendscallmedennis@reddit
So just your normal everyday purse?👜
theluzah@reddit
Exclamation and Drakkar
withgreatpower@reddit
Remember gang we aren't doing that "the youngs are doing [X]!" bullshit, we're doing generational solidarity to unfuck the planet and Z is our first stop since we can mentor them a bit.
EfficiencyIVPickAx@reddit
A pack of Marlboros.
Insomniac_80@reddit
Should it fit into an Altoids tin?
StreetCarp665@reddit
We (GenX) really broke the shit out of GenZ, didn't we.
notnotwatchinthis_00@reddit
Nah, that can't be GenZs. there isn't any slime in it
PutNameHere123@reddit
I mean… I carry my clonazepam and a bottle of water with me wherever I go. Does that count?
DreamsAndSchemes@reddit
Zyns and a Dr Pepper Zero. I dont drink or smoke anymore
ryanorion16@reddit
Edibles
paloma_delmar@reddit
Chocolate and coffee
phallic-baldwin@reddit
mikewilson2020@reddit
My fishing bag
Sirtriplenipple@reddit
Weed
throwawayhbgtop81@reddit
My kindle, loaded up with SciFi and fantasy novels.
If I can escape, I can calm down.
Josephthebear@reddit
A soda .....some of the youths like to call them fridge cigs
Intelligent-Invite79@reddit
Cigarettes, a bottle of Smirnoff ice (or hard liquor from the cabinet), and a Walkman with a tape of Gregorian chants lol
blackcurrents78@reddit
Cigarettes and candy cigarettes
lizvan82@reddit
Gum, Xanax, mp3 player lol, inhaler
King_of_da_Castle@reddit
Marlboro Reds or Camel Filters, Whiskey, Tequila, or Vodka for those watching their weight for medical reasons. Bag of weed with papers & a pipe, couple lines of coke to show that anxiety who’s boss and a Slayer CD.
Zeke688@reddit
I think when you close your bag the Slayer starts playing for the contents & also powered by the contents.
stereoscopic_@reddit
My iPod filled with good music. 256 gigs. All perfectly organized with no repeats. Mmm
Past-Climate-8257@reddit
Nothing. The great majority of us just dealt with it and still do. If you're over 40 and need one of these you're an absolute pussy who failed at life.
TapAway755@reddit
A 1911 with two bullets.
digitaljestin@reddit
Weed. Just weed.
modulorMM@reddit
Sony discman with In Utero in at all times, and an emergency tenner to get back home and a hip flask.
PilotC150@reddit
Sometimes I feel like the only one in the world who isn’t dealing with constant anxiety.
Cross_22@reddit
I think that just puts you squarely in the GenX camp.
Environmental_Ant268@reddit
I remember being a egocentric when i was a kid as well
lecoqmako@reddit
Grits, matches, pocket knife, quarter for the pay phone
ThresholdSeven@reddit
Drugs
LuckyCod2887@reddit
that’s because nobody’s job pays good enough for insurance so they can’t get on anti-anxiety medication. They gotta DIY it themselves.
Fedquip@reddit
Def Smokes
Celestial-Spell@reddit
haha ours would probably just be a flip phone and a CD player
violetstrainj@reddit
Wasn’t that basically the reason why we all smoked? Oral fixation and stimulants?
Eastern-Ride-4673@reddit
Sticky icky?
Festygrrl@reddit
bartropolis@reddit
I think mine would be several straps of non sequential 100’s
nisamun@reddit
magpieoneeye@reddit
Discman with obligatory over-stuffed CD case
upvotesforkitties@reddit
So, a purse
Logical-Layer9518@reddit
Weed gummies.
Repulsive-Month4831@reddit
A flask full of top shelf Irish whiskey
redcurrantevents@reddit
I like your style
Fantastic_Net_4308@reddit
I had a backpack constantly as a teen. Change of clothes, water, food, music and cd player of course. Contact case and a few books.
Sensory backpacks are fantastic. I have most my patients carry them. Helps them cope and provides confidence while getting them out of the house.
16Shells@reddit
headphones, my ipod, and a 10mg edible.
goater10@reddit
Mine would have had smokes, chewing gum, a mini transformer and a PSP.
Vox_Mortem@reddit
I mean mine has a lot of booze, some weed pens, an edible or two, and maybe a cigarette or two if things get dire.
Comprehensive-Fact94@reddit
Xanax
PrudentOwlet@reddit
A koosh ball, a troll doll, and Fruit by the foot.