Spive - the Spoon Knife, the masculine brother of the effeminate spork. It’s a razor sharp spoon.
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RealJamBear@reddit
Sounds like a sharpened spatula to me.
Yes_I_am_an_AI@reddit
Knoon
Roko__@reddit
The Sbeve™: A small, short-tined, double-edged forkknife with a slight concavity so as to scoop food.
Also comprises a straw built into the handle that doubles as a blowgun.
Poison Darts® sold separately.
TheJivvi@reddit
Just combine all three and get a splayd.
SentenceAwkward5302@reddit
You do realise every tool is essentially a knife?
it_might_be_a_tuba@reddit
The splade/splayd already exists.
Party-Pipe59@reddit
Son of the spife?
CompetitionOther7695@reddit
The existence of the spork implies the foon, another combination of spoon and fork but totally unlike the spork. Scientists have yet to create a stable form.
TwoButtons30@reddit
I see you've played knifey spooney before
_the_last_druid_13@reddit
It’s called a “spife”, allegedly normally used in the North where lard is both a fuel and food source.
TimelessParadox@reddit
Wrong sub. You're looking for r/stupidideas
MANvINFO@reddit
knork
Giant_War_Sausage@reddit
So the spoon bowl has a razor blade as the handle? I love it.
thinkreate@reddit
You wanna know how I got these scars?
melting2221@reddit
mouth cutter 3000