This was the Indian food I was served today at lunch

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adult_child86@reddit

As a Norwegian, I'm offended on behalf of India

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Turn_it_0_n_1_again@reddit

Exactly, there is nothing Indian about this plate.

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Tbf, it's not like there aren't picky eaters in India. I've heard of people in India who only eat plain yogurt and white rice for every meal. But serving this to someone who didn't specifically ask for this? That's cruel.

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Unable-Candle@reddit

What do you mean? Indians eat rice, chicken, and bread. How much more authentic can you get????

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Ok-Inflation-4597@reddit

I know this must be sarcasm but damn the ragebait almost got me

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Description_Friendly@reddit

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And I'm not even Indian.

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filthylimericks@reddit

They meant Indiana

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tropicalnorm@reddit

Indianaan

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Ngothaaa@reddit

Specifically Pawnee, Indiana

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throwAwayMan2475@reddit

Yeah, I was under the impression that the carbs are there as a vehicle/body for the more flavourful side dishes? Are you sure there are no communal side dishes on a table somewhere? This would be food herasy in most Asian cuisines.

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GrassRunner29@reddit

There are done unseasoned chicken but is out so bland that it blends into the white bread…

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profane_vitiate@reddit

...what?

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Description_Friendly@reddit

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00trysomethingnu@reddit

There is. You know there is. Have to take the photo first though.

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HaydenJA3@reddit

InIndian

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ShortKingSlayer@reddit

Indianope

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DarTouiee@reddit

r/yourjokebutworse

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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Prestigious_Sign_476@reddit

Indiain’t*

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go_go_gadget_travel@reddit

Im so thirsty after looking at that plate.

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Having_A_Day@reddit

I see Nuka Bread and nasty overcooked rice. What is that other stuff supposed to be?

Homemade Playdoh from 1973? Little concrete pinatas? Bleached turds?

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godsburden@reddit

Jesus Christ

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My2cents_0@reddit

I see nothing edible in this pic. Where's the food you're talking about?

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rape_is_not_epic@reddit

I see food but where's the Indian?

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ViridianNocturne@reddit

I'm lost; where's the Indian food?

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withbellson@reddit

There’s a little bit of turmeric in the mayo they rubbed on that chicken.

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kuroshiba21@reddit

Wait, what? Thanks i just noticed it is really a chicken

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atjeff1@reddit

Looks like pieces of gnawed wood with sawdust still on it.

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slimejumper@reddit

i thought it was bad idli (rice cake)!

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Description_Friendly@reddit

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Unless mayo counts.

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Description_Friendly@reddit

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hikeit233@reddit

Looks like a yogurt marinade, except they only used a half teaspoon of curry powder (being generous) for the whole dish.

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ACcbe1986@reddit

More like they were looking at a picture of curry powder instead of adding it.

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ProductAny2629@reddit

now that you mention it, i can see the faintest yellow tint on that chicken 💀

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NukedByGandhi@reddit

I assumed they just slathered a tiny amount of butter on unseasoned boiled chicken and called it butter chicken

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Gone, Girl.

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FeatherlyFly@reddit

If it has rice, it must be Indian, right?

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FOMOerotica@reddit

The Brits stole all the spices.

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atjeff1@reddit

There's still sawdust on those wood chips

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DangerousCheesecake3@reddit

You are totally in the wrong place😳

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Yaughl@reddit

That’s an insult to India.

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Mwahaha_790@reddit

Do you work in a prison commissary?

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purboble@reddit

God that looks so soulless and bland

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Sea_Structure_8692@reddit

Did Robin from Teen Titans Go make this?

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halfabagof@reddit

Microwave flatbread and the memory of someone saying paprika in a church basement 30 years ago.

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halfabagof@reddit

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Its_emby@reddit

It puts the devil in deviled eggs

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regardkick@reddit

Just yesterday I just found out my aunt's family calls them Angeled Eggs. Talk about skeletons in the closet.

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ZBLongladder@reddit

God help them if they ever find out about Devil's Food Cake...

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Description_Friendly@reddit

I can see it now....

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Description_Friendly@reddit

That's cute. But they do know it's not a sin to say, "Deviled" right? What do they call Devil Dogs? Angel Dogs? That's just weird.

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A_mad_goose@reddit

I had a friend that wanted to paint miniatures and I brought over my games workshop paints that have colors like abbadon black and she freaked out because some were named after demons. Also the same friend that had to watch the Harry Potter movies at my house.

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RpiesSPIES@reddit

So you're saying an angel pounded that cake?

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ExpensiveBluejay1176@reddit

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AJ_Be_Doodlin@reddit

The seasoning is spiritually present

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Beneficial-Basis7424@reddit

LMAO

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luvukbai@reddit

LMAOOO

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Was this shot in black & white?? Looks like something they would eat in "Pleasantville" before the town gets colorized, when everyone is a certified virgin and no one is really happy about it.

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sameth1@reddit

Homeopathic seasoning.

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Sugar_Kowalczyk@reddit

Psychopathic seasoning.

I had a slight gag reflex when someone mentioned chicken and I realized that's what that was

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RecalcitrantHuman@reddit

Except she didn’t have Pam, so she just hawked a loogy.

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Working-Mess-7783@reddit

Omg exactly

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RooneyD@reddit

"Hi Im Marge, I made some Indian food for everyone. I haven't actually eaten Indian food before, but my husband Bill says I'm quite a good cook. Of course, Bill has no sense of taste since the accident. I read in Readers Digest that Indians have a dish called Butter Chicken. Well, I didn't have any butter, so pan fried some chicken with just a little bit of cooking spray. And we all know Indians love rice. Bone Apple Tea everyone!"

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belaGJ@reddit

nah, that chicken is microwaved before dried

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HaydenJA3@reddit

Don’t forget the naan that has been sitting unsealed in the cupboard since last year

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Cpt_Soban@reddit

Someone waved a closed bottle of curry powder over it

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Vov113@reddit

Come on now. We wouldn't want to hurt anybody overpricing like that. A few grains of salt will do just fine

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Triple_Pinochle@reddit

This made me giggle uncontrollably

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turtlepower6000@reddit

Quite specific. 5 stats

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beangirl27@reddit

health
stamina
hunger
weapon power (stummy)
seasoning

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Grimm-Soul@reddit

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Iwritemynameincrayon@reddit

That memory of paprika is enough to give me hives and light my mouth on fire like a ghost pepper to regular people. I'd still smash the microwave flatbread though, I ain't proud when I'm hungry

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Outrageous_Hand5941@reddit

sounds like a vibe tho like who needs therapy when u got snacks and questionable nostalgia

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Porcupineemu@reddit

Closer to Indiana food

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Chuyzapatist@reddit

That’s no naan, that’s naa.

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KermitHendrix@reddit

That's british

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Puzzled_Pop_6845@reddit

Most British Indian food I've ever seen

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Electronic_Excuse_74@reddit

oof - way to offend 1.5 billion people.

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Olyos3014@reddit

Sepia filter

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thelast3musketeer@reddit

Oh that’s so sad

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Honestbabe2021@reddit

That’s so sad. Where on earth was this?

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Ok-Statistician1576@reddit

As an Indian, please tell the person who cooked this to stay away from Indian food

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Level9_CPU@reddit

An Indian cook was not within a 50mile radius of this dish

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baltimoreniqqa@reddit

No. No you weren’t.

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ColdPorkChop@reddit

Reddit Tos does not permit me to say anything resembling a threat towards someone's safety but rest assured that I have very strong feelings towards this insult to flavor.

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BeachTotal8546@reddit

So colorful

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tobster239@reddit

I hope its not too spicy

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googdude@reddit

That reminds me of this SNL Please Don't Destroy sketch

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BBPlovesnacks@reddit

I hope it doesn’t stink too much of curry…

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OwnPermission95@reddit

Pearls before swine…

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Mostly_Apples@reddit

This isn't even Indian food, this is just "food." Even the brits couldn't/ wouldn't de-flavor food like this. It's like someone asked the PA Dutch to make Indian food.

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JustJoshwaa@reddit

Was the sauce naan-negotiable?

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Kevin7650@reddit

Me when I add naan bread to a sad 19 y/o gym bro’s meal prep and call it India. That chicken is a choking hazard.

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Safe_Razzmatazz_3688@reddit

that doesnt even look like naan to me

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pomplemice@reddit

yeah, looks a shitty pita pocket cut in half and called "naan"

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nevergoingtocomment3@reddit

I don't know what that is but it's not naan

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captainzaro@reddit

Bro is that fucking Matt in your pfp LOL

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nevergoingtocomment3@reddit

Who's that? That name sounds familiar to my brother Ryan. I'm not surprised he knows about internet culture more than me he is pretty funny. People call him the funny brother.

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captainzaro@reddit

Raul and Myran, the giggle guys even

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ZBLongladder@reddit

これはナーンですか。

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nevergoingtocomment3@reddit

日本語がお上手ですね

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cityshepherd@reddit

It’s naat

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donkeyrocket@reddit

This is the “naan” you can get at Aldi or something. Basically thin white bread.

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Pickled_doggo@reddit

Yeah I was gonna say this is grocery store bread masquerading as naan.

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pomplemice@reddit

100% Baker's Corner shit from aldi. Makes me feel like I'm suffocating on dough

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Electrical_Job_1575@reddit

It looks exactly like the "naan" that you can find in your local grocery store bakery section, which was baked halfway across the continent and is somehow shelf stable for two weeks.

I'd rather eat my curry on a sourdough loaf.

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MadTapprr@reddit

That’s actually non. As in non-food

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SensitiveExtremity@reddit

While the chicken fails the technical definition of asbestos and thus cannot be labelled as such, its hard crystalline structures are life threatening when inhaled, and it's consumption is strongly correlated with an increased risk in colorectal and pancreatic cancer.

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alexnoyle@reddit

its abrasive molecular structures are life threatening when inhaled

That goes for all food, no?

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Bon-Bon-Assassino@reddit

I would set that plate down on the floor where I was standing and leave immediately.

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Psychological-Bee702@reddit

Curry for me but not for thee!

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Greenteawizard87@reddit

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Creme_de_laCreme@reddit

Until I came to Canada, this is what I thought white people ate.

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SPEDLOCK@reddit

Tumer-ick and Nah-n bread

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KassyNuzzlesworth@reddit

Is this what happens when they dont use gutter oil?

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Organic_Inside_1755@reddit

Is the problem that it’s not being mixed with a dirty foot

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Ok-West3082@reddit

Ouch...

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akoOfIxtall@reddit

The Saharan desert has more moisture than this

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neep_pie@reddit

Looks like something my ex’s kids would consider eating. They were terrified of condiments and seasoning

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scstraus@reddit

Wow that is by far the whitest Indian food ever to grace the planet.

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VicariousOne1199@reddit

If you mean "Indian food" in the context of just being straight up poor and having to eay scraps, then yes that is spot on.

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HorrorLopsided8019@reddit

So pale. I'm afraid.

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Mean-Cheesecake-2635@reddit

I want to try Indian food but I’m allergic to all spices!

I got you fam!

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Vanguardbliss@reddit

Doesn't look like Indian dish. Where's the curry and side dish foods. This looks bland and nobody would believe it's Indian dish.

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Doctor_Saved@reddit

There's literally no spice of any kind on here. This is close to British food than Indian food.

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_Notebook_@reddit

Normally I’d pile on about tasteless British food, but the single flavorful food they have is Indian. Invented curry powder and tika masala is (arguably) their national dish.

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Aegis_Of_Nox@reddit

I grow tired of british food slander. Everything they eat is super savory and covered in brown gravy. A nice sunday roast with potatoes, carrots and gravy I will gladly inhale

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AltruisticSalamander@reddit

Agree it's nonsense. Even the reviled beans on toast is actually good if you try it.

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AlternativeAd1984@reddit

Beans on toast is a snack lunch if you’ve go nothing else in or can’t be bothered cooking. We do eat other foods…

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danabrey@reddit

It seems some Americans think that actual adults eat beans on toast for dinner every day - to those people I say, how annoying is it when foreigners think you eat hotdogs for dinner every day?

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_Notebook_@reddit

Uh, not annoying at all. People can think whatever they’d like on Reddit. 😂

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danabrey@reddit

It's generally better to think things that are true, though.

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Aegis_Of_Nox@reddit

In regards to beans on toast I prefer the southern American version - beans on cornbread with shocking amounts of butter and pork fat

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PrisonerV@reddit

White beans/smoked ham hocks (or smoked turkey necks) with corn bread is amazing.

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Riaayo@reddit

The Brits pillaged the world for spices and then refused to use them so it's funny to dog on them, but also British food is stereotypical shit because it's all post-war stuff from people having to ration / poverty food / people who grew up through either and maintain those as comfort foods. And that's something I'm far less keen to actually make fun of.

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HasNoGreeting@reddit

For some reason, That Sort of Americans are incapable of believing things can be flavourful without use of chilli. Apparently herbs don't count.

I would like to give these types a spoonful of Coleman's and see what they do with it.

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AreYouAllFrogs@reddit

Yeah, British cuisine might not be the most interesting, but it is incredibly comforting.

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_Notebook_@reddit

My British wife grows tired of it as well. 😎

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LexGonGiveItToYa@reddit

My issue with British food slander is that it's not even the worst by European standards. Scandinavia is right bloody there!!!

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Aegis_Of_Nox@reddit

Reindeer stew with some lingenberry jam on the side though 😋

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HirsuteHacker@reddit

Even the non-Indian British food is incredibly flavourful, you know this right?

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_Notebook_@reddit

Look, married to a lovely English woman and I’m across the pond all the time. I’ve never met a Brit who agrees and I’ve never met a non-Brit who doesn’t know exactly what I’m talking about.

Tell you what, you can make fun of me/Americans for liking Taco Bell or something.

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HirsuteHacker@reddit

Nah, I don't believe you. Literally all the foreigners I know over here love the food. You don't know what you're talking about.

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_Notebook_@reddit

And that’s that! 😂

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OnlyOneWithFreeWill@reddit

I think that only supports the idea of British food being tasteless. They had to take inspiration from India to make the national dish of tikka masala. Sheperds pie and fish and chips didn't even get the honor of national dish.

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Aegis_Of_Nox@reddit

Have you ever had shepherds pie? Its delicious and full of flavor

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Shlocktroffit@reddit

Only when it's made with real shepherds

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Aegis_Of_Nox@reddit

Of course! Nothing else will do

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Fresh_Time2022@reddit

Americans still trying to comprehend that spicy curry is literally Britain's national dish.

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FoundationSmooth9777@reddit

American and British food are both so mid lol, so Britain stole some foods and claimed it as their own ? Why am I not surprised

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Fresh_Time2022@reddit

Saying the Brits 'stole' their food when it was specifically developed in Britain with their local ingredients to match their local taste (which surprise! Was extremely spicy).

Moron.

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canman7373@reddit

Wait isn't India famous for using no spices, seasoning, sauce? They didn't have much of Europe go to war to fight for those spices did they? Venice never hid their connections to those spices right? Sounds correct, India, known for bland food.

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perpulpeepuleeter@reddit

Not even salt and pepper ☹️

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rsmtirish@reddit

It’s crazy to me that some people eat something like this regularly and have no issue with it (disabilities and allergies aside)

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randomwanderingsd@reddit

Adding flatbread to something doesn’t make it Indian. No Indian person I’ve ever known would call this food. Food has color, spice, scent, and flavor. This is prison food.

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MrPlowThatsTheName@reddit

More like Indiana food

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Bogside_Bibliophile@reddit

Not to be mistaken for Swedish food.

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MayhemWins25@reddit

You eat this and it actually absorbs all the moisture in your body. It’s like reverse electrolytes.

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Ok-Instance2782@reddit

I am on the floorrr

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DescriptionFancy420@reddit

I ugly laughed

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MirkoHa@reddit

…are you on a ‘liquid-free’ diet ❓😬

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HicoAnstead@reddit

Looks more like they meant Indiana

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weezyxmtg@reddit

It will still give you diarrhea

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EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit

That’s an albino plate…

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Add_Space@reddit

Genuinely offensive

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Careful-Dimension876@reddit

White washed Indian food

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Rockibilexi@reddit

Ew

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Thehamburgs@reddit

Where's the Indian food?

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toaster661@reddit

At this point, we’ll let you disrespect us because we feel pity for you

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Star_Chaser_158@reddit

This looks like my white grandmas take on Indian food

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whimsical_spider@reddit

Do you live in prison?

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desu38@reddit

Wait, I don't get it. Where is it? Is it behind the plate?

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urbanlocalnomad@reddit

I know this can’t be in India cause this shit would get you arrested

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rymyle@reddit

No...

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Ghosty_Boo-B00@reddit

… a piece of chicken… a tortilla… a piece of broccoli… and something else…

Your missing the broccoli

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rowbuilder@reddit

indian of the british variety

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Hahbug9@reddit

Food...right...the thing thats supposed to be edible...

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IndependenceNo3908@reddit

That food is as much indian, as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is Democratic.

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unbanned_lol@reddit

I think you mistook Indian for Indianian.

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Exciting-Count697@reddit

Indian??? Mf there aint even a whiff of seasoning on that shi. Food so white it’s singing taylor swift! Did they rip a chunk of drywall and throw it onto your plate or something cus nah even drywall has more seasoning that entire cafeteria

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ACuteCryptid@reddit

Whoever made this needs to be extradited to india to pay for their crimes against Indian culture

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juicy_6939@reddit

If that's Indian food looks like I'd hate to see what Mexican food looks like. 🤣🤣

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-Dark0@reddit

I cry

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Plasticity93@reddit

Is the Indian food in the room with us?

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SpaceXmars@reddit

All indian food is shit.. they don't know how to properly perpair food.. like sinks and soap don't exist. Wtf are gloves... screw india.

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Terrible_Housing_433@reddit

Gah can feel my mouth drying up just looking at that

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f1lth4f1lth@reddit

Why how this is a Geneva level crime

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Ordinary_Ad_5891@reddit

Be happy someone didn’t stand on it and sprinkle it with poo before serving

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senpaimitsuji@reddit

Bitch my jaw just dropped

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No_Recording3238@reddit

I’ve had better frozen Indian food from Trader Joe’s! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Adorable-Item-2539@reddit

That is not Indian. There is no curry on that chicken. It doesn’t even look like basmati rice. And that is heated up premade naan from Sam’s Club.

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espr-the-vr-lib@reddit

What about that is Indian food? Even poor indians wouldn't cook like this.

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Looks like something they would eat in "Pleasantville" before

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Apocalypse_Meowww@reddit

That's Naan sense

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gowaz123@reddit

What Indian dish is it supposed to represent?

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melancholanie@reddit

you said butter chicken, we put butter on chicken!

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Financial_Calendar77@reddit

Where is yellow thingy?

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eazypeazy303@reddit

Is that just butter on chicken!? Talk about taking "butter chicken" literally!

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Remarkable_Toe_164@reddit

What it's missing:

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BigOleDawggo@reddit

are you in prison

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Ok_Possibility_5323@reddit (OP)

No I’m at school 💔

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Dependent_Bad_1118@reddit

oh so its the same

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SivleFred@reddit

The British version of Indian food, which is ironic since butter chicken is actually British.

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OneEmeraldRogue@reddit

Oof. Butter Chicken on a whole new level

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Weird_Yam6398@reddit

Spice it up with some Wonder bread and mayo.

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ghostfreckle611@reddit

What type of indian is that for?

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Lovewill1@reddit

No spices? Who told you this was Indian? It’s not. Definitely not.

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puneetudasi@reddit

Not bad, i do see the butter on the chicken so…🤷🏽

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mikeymikeymikey1968@reddit

That is the WHITEST plate of Indian food ever assembled.

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Rare_Landscape3255@reddit

You were definitely not served Indian food 😭😭😭

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MilwaukeeDave@reddit

Indiana food.

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satsuppi@reddit

which Indian is this.. Like native American Indian or India Indian.. But that look like united state of Indiana

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Hisaehawk@reddit

This is the most monochrome plate of Indian food I’ve ever seen.

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snoozer2024@reddit

Premium food 👌🏼

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xKingCoopx@reddit

Naan for me, thanks

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Beautiful_Team667@reddit

You’re missing the gucky sauce.

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Cars2Beans0@reddit

The chicken looks like plywood

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MrBeverly@reddit

bro is that literally butter chicken lmao

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Issac-Cox-Daley@reddit

That is the whitest thing I have ever seen. If a spice even got close to that plate it would just shake its head and walkway

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Bl1ndMous3@reddit

Somewhere where this was "prepared " an Indian guy drove by within a half mile. Thats how Indian this is.

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bighonkingbird@reddit

Hey man, I'm sorry to say this but they don't want you hanging around

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culinarysiren@reddit

At no point did a person of color make this meal.

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thegan32n@reddit

India if it adopted British cuisine.

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Oodles-of-Noodles12@reddit

Who the hell made that, Indian food is some of the most colorful food I’ve ever seen, where is the color, spice, vegetables?

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Oodles-of-Noodles12@reddit

Who the hell made that, Indian food is some of the most colorful food I’ve ever seen, where is the color, spice, vegetables?

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SeveralBarracuda7732@reddit

Wouldn't feed that to a dog!! 🤢🤮

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No_Engineering_718@reddit

What makes it Indian

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Nickey_Pacific@reddit

Is the yellow stuff congealed fat on boiled chicken? WTF even is that? The chicken looks like it was cooked for 84 days, it's so dry!

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Palanki96@reddit

Indian food if the british never left

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KillerRayvenX@reddit

That looks all white.

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99Cozy@reddit

Is the Indian in the room with us?

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scandr0id@reddit

Ah, the british colonial special

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lsuillini@reddit

The Indian equivalent of White People Tacos

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senganengucci@reddit

The what

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Friendlyalterme@reddit

I think I'm witnessing a hate crime. This feels like a vicious attack on....everyone.

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tomwyyn_@reddit

Looks dry af

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Legitimate-Gain7312@reddit

Ikyfl

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millymill215@reddit

That food is whiter than me (I’m mostly Scottish and German)

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Wandering_sage1234@reddit

If this is what passes for Indian food nowadays, then the British did an objectively poor job at colonising India.

They robbed India off a very rich fate with destiny itself.

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sanskami@reddit

0 make it yourself if you don't like it

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danger1300@reddit

That's NAANsense!

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SourceAggravating685@reddit

The chicken was told once about curry and they are worried it made it too spicy

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sladeums@reddit

I hope that didn’t cost money and you are at a soup kitchen or shelter or something

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Ok_Possibility_5323@reddit (OP)

I go to private school so it cost like $7

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sladeums@reddit

omg that’s brutal

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Goldnt221@reddit

Oh shit! This is your school lunch? Show this to your parents and I'm sure other parents will have something to say as well. I'd be kind of pissed if I paid for my child to go to school AND an unseasoned dry plate of starch.

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Llamalover1234567@reddit

Idk about you but the shelters here would not serve this. They’re trying to HELP people not drive them further into depression

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sladeums@reddit

I’m in Nebraska most public/social services here are designed to humiliate denigrate or shame needy into pulling up their bootstraps and suck it up

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richard-564@reddit

Makes sense for the midwest tbh.

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cpdk-nj@reddit

It’s mostly just a Republican thing

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Apoundofdope@reddit

i lived in lincoln after living in new mexico, california, and texas. the homeless there are a different breed. they really loosing limbs to frost bite rather than go to these shelters. then i thought, maybe if the shelter was designed to shame rather than help then that makes total sense.

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LOTRfreak101@reddit

I've volunteered at food kitchens a few times (I think all except one was the same place) and the food we served was really good. Basically everyone in the church made a ton of meat loafs, so it was really tough not getting in line. There was usually some left at the end and it was always delicious. I'm not saying every day was like that since a bunch of churches took turns there, but at least our day was good (even if I sometimes heard people complaining in line that they have meatloaf really often).

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EmperorBamboozler@reddit

Don't throw shade, the food we serve at our food kitchen is way better than this.

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lamprey187@reddit

also you are helping people while OP's meal is trying to hurt people.

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raspberryharbour@reddit

If there was any shade it might have saved this food from being sun bleached beyond recognition

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BearsSuperfan6@reddit

A lot of Indian churches offer free meals for those less fortunate, I really hope OP is not taking pictures and sending shade about free food options for those in need at a church no less but who knows

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idiotista@reddit

Nah, no worries, Gurudwara food is bomb, they would absolutely never serve anything like this. This ain't something cooked by Indians lol

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IRONMANS0N@reddit

I had indian for my birthday and it looked similar in blindness to this. Worst birthday dinner ever.

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ornryactor@reddit

I had indian for my birthday

No you didn't.

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IRONMANS0N@reddit

It was mainly flat bread and rice if I remember correctly

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7orque@reddit

ive seen homeless shelters serve better food than this

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DryMap9695@reddit

I'd hoped for a splash of gravy at least.

That is dry.

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fschwiet@reddit

There is a splash of something on the protein

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DryMap9695@reddit

Oh, yea.. Was is supposed to be batter?

Anyhow, the OP is struggling.

Get better, OP.

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unknown825@reddit

They whitewashed india bruh

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Icy-Bed5278@reddit

Sue.

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Charming_Resort_6165@reddit

This can't be indian food, it's too clean...

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TheRateBeerian@reddit

Well that does appear to be basmati rice at least!

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King_Nephilim82@reddit

For being different ites of food. It barely has any color to it. 😆

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row_away_1986@reddit

Mmmm a plate of white on white, boiled chicken boiled rice white bread on a white paper plate they then whisper the word seasoning over. Truly the world's blandest dish.

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00trysomethingnu@reddit

There has to be sauce and veggies somewhere.

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Limp_Requirement7043@reddit

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Ok-Presentation-5246@reddit

No,no see it is food cooked in Indiana. That makes it Indianan food. OP forgot the an.

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ramdev420@reddit

Indian't

This looks too bland to be called Indian. It's a waste- that's what it is.

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RickyManeuvre@reddit

Who served this to you? Honestly where do you get a meal like this?

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scamitup@reddit

where's the indian in the food

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FurdTurguson@reddit

Too much spice.

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Guilty_Increase_899@reddit

There’s no brown

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regulaslight@reddit

As an Indian, I had to sit down for a moment

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Soulsfarmer@reddit

Crime

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shanky-phantom@reddit

My people are really pissed after looking at it

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polysnip@reddit

Where's the curry? It looks so fucking dry!

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Frankierocksondrums@reddit

My mom cooks hella dry chicken, almost looks like this except this is even worse. I feel the pain

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vatttu@reddit

This looks like hospital food

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Cock_Broker@reddit

We're you being served in a gym?

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HereticHamster@reddit

send it back and eat the cook.

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JimmyStaple@reddit

That's just racism

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Impossible-Hair8697@reddit

Were you at a retirement home for white people?

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fatbitchesloveto69@reddit

Ah yes Indian food. Known round the world for its incredibly bland look and taste.

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No-Purchase9700@reddit

Is that boiled chicken?

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Donger_Dysfunction@reddit

I see food but I dont see Indian.

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ChapterRealistic7890@reddit

The whitest Indian food I’ve ever seen

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227thDan@reddit

some white shit with more white shit nice

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Dedrick555@reddit

Did.... Did they just put butter on chicken and call it Butter Chicken?

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imyourturboplover@reddit

100% 😂

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maddie1358@reddit

happy cake day!!!

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imyourturboplover@reddit

Aww cheers !

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sterilepillow@reddit

Literally what I was thinking

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Takemyfishplease@reddit

Brit’s stole all the spices again

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toopensive@reddit

Two questions: 1. What is it? 2. How much time left in your sentence?

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mothzilla@reddit

Get well soon.

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demoralising@reddit

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demoralising@reddit

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nerokaeclone@reddit

Intheend food

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RelChan2_0@reddit

Hospital food looks more colorful

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Legitimate-Fox2028@reddit

Is the Indian food in the room with us???

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Few-Echo-6953@reddit

Someone whispered the word "Indian"

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BlssdMthr@reddit

dry as sahara

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PJRama1864@reddit

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LastNewRon@reddit

Hell naah dude, even our desserts have more spices than this

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Ohitsworkingnow@reddit

I am a garbage disposal and I hate food waste but I would throw that in the trash if someone told me it was Indian food

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goneundone@reddit

Prison, high school, or white house?

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atrakman@reddit

This is prison food

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LatterParty182@reddit

Full of carbsss

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rossfororder@reddit

Is flavour illegal where you work?

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jm90012@reddit

Did you buy this at Restoration Hardware?

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Javi-chan@reddit

Spices were not used in the making of this dish.

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Even_Entrepreneur_58@reddit

Where is this India food, is it in the room with us now?

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UpsetIndian850311@reddit

It's albino indian

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jfkrfk123@reddit

You have servants? Lucky!!!

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tannisroot_tea@reddit

The urge to downvote this is so strong

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PorkRollCartel@reddit

Chicken is a wee bit undercooked. Could use another 15-20 or so in the over.

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Cyberspace_Sorcerer@reddit

No you weren't

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Confident-Guess4638@reddit

Is the Indian food in the room with us?

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Paradox2063@reddit

It must be behind this picture of unseasoned food for a pet.

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Is there an Indian in the room with us?

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Nindroid_faneditor@reddit

Hi, I'm the Indian in the room

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relentless_fuckery@reddit

Indians may have cooked this meal but this is not Indian food. 😂

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LilArtsyCreature@reddit

If someone who was Indian cooked this meal and served it to me I would presume I had done something to really fuck up somewhere because this is the kind of meal you serve to the people who pissed you off and you're mad at(especially white people lol) Like that is the whitest, not even in terms of color but in culinary- dish I have ever seen. This almost feels like hostile brutalist architecture but in food form. I think this is a case of "I have never eaten this cusine in my life, surely if I put bread, chicken, and rice together that's close enough right? Sounds fancy and enough anyway. Seasonings? Good texture? The devil's work, clearly" Where's some good ol Lutfisk to get out of this situation like that one King of the Hill episode? (I think Bobby accidentally stinkbombs Hank's church trying lutfisk)

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relentless_fuckery@reddit

This looks like something my non-cooking ass Punjabi ex would have made when he was really trying. 😂

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CompleteTell6795@reddit

NO, not even in the same building or even in the same city.

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Unhappy_Ganache2367@reddit

Is the Indian food in the room with us?

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Character-Ad-4844@reddit

Are you in prison?

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megamind_avi@reddit

As an Indian I give you the right to avenge this abomination towards Indian food. Go get them.

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hates_stupid_people@reddit

Rice, boiled chicken and a pita.

That's not Indian food.

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ThisUsernamesTakent@reddit

This isnt a hate crime. This is terrorism. I won't accept any less

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nvbombsquad@reddit

Whites looted us for our spices and didn't even bother using them 😭

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npcyoo@reddit

Except rice nothing Indian dude

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asha0369@reddit

I've never seen so much white color in Indian food.

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No_Space_9324@reddit

Who was supposed to bring the sauce?

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PhysicalProgrammer23@reddit

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usernamefoundnot@reddit

Are you sure they didn’t say Indiana food?

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MCMXCIV9@reddit

That is British food not India🤣🤣

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Justice502@reddit

Has the Indian ever cooked before??

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nithix8@reddit

i assume the indian in this food was the friends we made along the way

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Aggressive-Secret103@reddit

Wheres the seasoning. Indian food is heavily spiced so this isn't Indian food just bland chicken and rice.

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Wikibee@reddit

Ah finally i know what its like to have my culture claimed by others as a brit.

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WarmSeaworthiness608@reddit

I'd be pissed.

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SirQuick8441@reddit

What Indian nation? The Nation of Neutralia?

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dr_strange-love@reddit

Was this at an Autism support group?

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Silly-Bee100@reddit

Are you secretly a dog that has a tummy ache?

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Theemuts@reddit

Food police has been dispatched to your location.

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DesperateSet9827@reddit

That’s offensive food

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Consistent-Menu-6629@reddit

Where in earth was this spiceless food served?

Is this indian food food American nursing homes???

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miketugboat@reddit

Was the person who cooked it named India?

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trap_sapling@reddit

now this one made me quite upset ☹️

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ErmagerdMagix@reddit

Butter chicken is just chicken rubbed with butter, right? /s for the autists

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Dahlia_Raven@reddit

What's on the bottom left? Looks like a partially chewed egg sandwich 🤔

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Mockisho@reddit

Where the seasoning at?

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PomegranateBoring826@reddit

Well that's a slap in the face.

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Puzzleheaded-Ad-5914@reddit

Is that chicken… breaded… and soggy?!?

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BrokenToyShop@reddit

Ive never seen Indian food look more English

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Mindful-Turbulance@reddit

If I looked down and saw that on my plate I’d leave a “trail of tears” as I walked out. 🤣🤣🤣

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Lalidie1@reddit

Do they know that Indians possess spices? Like a lot?

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Gigglesnuf89@reddit

I never seen dry before. But damn that chicken looks like chalk, asbestos, coal.

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dangerrnoodle@reddit

Gather your lathies and kukries, Indians. We ride after tea!

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what_did_you_kill@reddit

Looks like they outsourced it to the British

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The_Ironhand@reddit

Duhh, you got naan bread it has to be Indian

/s

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KingOfLimbsss@reddit

This is the whitest shit I've ever seen

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Monsterpiece42@reddit

I'm whiter than that plating I'll have you know I'm quite upset about it. We don't deserve credit for this. Corporate deserves credit for this.

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KingOfLimbsss@reddit

Less seasoning then and youd be happy ?

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Silver-Original-4088@reddit

That is definitely not Indian food my friend it’s just flatbread with roti lmao plainnnnn

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DJAllOut@reddit

404 flavor not found

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babystrudel@reddit

I’m white and this is offensive to me, you can hardly even see the food it’s all the same color as the plate

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According_Pepper7342@reddit

Okay! As an Indian, this is offensive not only to Indian food but to any food around the world!

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PenutLover@reddit

The only way to make this more dry is to accompany it with a nice cup of concentrated sulfuric acid niam niam!!

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EnormousPessimism@reddit

that's not indian food that's what happens when someone's never left their county and a casserole dish seems fancy

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virtual24k@reddit

Actually Looks British.

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Responsible_Long_510@reddit

He? You need to find new Indian friends immediately!

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ytuux@reddit

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cheesenotyours@reddit

British era indian?

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UnderstandingOld6189@reddit

That chicken looks dry and no seasoned at all omg

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OutrageousRhubarb853@reddit

Best get India on the line to see if they will accept this label.

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Deadggie@reddit

Id set that down and go hungry out of spite.

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IveChangedDontBanMe@reddit

Id rather take a punch in the dick than have someone serve me this and call it Indian food💀

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wizardrous@reddit

You in the hospital or prison?

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BrightPhilosopher531@reddit

My grandmas “Indian” with 1/4 teaspoon of “Clive of India” spice mix

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yaths17@reddit

That’s white food bruh

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reneel88@reddit

No sauce?

It looks so sad, and sooo under seasoned. This isn’t Indian food.

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gelfbride73@reddit

Where is the flavour ?

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ExternalLock8140@reddit

Nah what jail you in and how you get a phone 😅

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Legeo-dude@reddit

More like Windian food.

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biriyanihoe@reddit

I'm Indian. Can I please have the contact of whoever served you this, just for a friendly chat!

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Derile@reddit

It’s all white

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letsbenice_notrude@reddit

Looks like a Taylor Swift concert on a plate.

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lordatlas@reddit

As an Indian and a chef, I am appalled!

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blinkrm@reddit

Do you mean Indiana food ?

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Jug5y@reddit

Untandooris your chicken

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XP23XD23@reddit

So what did u just put naan & rice together and call it indian food?

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sinkpisser1200@reddit

Thats how us Dutchies make indian food. The recipe is 100% the same, except that we dont marinate nor use spices.

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DeepTh0@reddit

It's rice flavored!

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Timely_Truth6267@reddit

Is the taste in the room with us?

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No_Needleworker215@reddit

No tf it wasn’t ☠️

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lyidaValkris@reddit

India is a sunny country. This plate has never seen daylight.

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Kinky_Scholar@reddit

Must Be Red Indians

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fn2will@reddit

Are the spices in the room with us now?

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_cob_@reddit

Does colour cost extra?

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rupan777@reddit

Love the various shades of pale

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sladeums@reddit

50 Shades of Beige

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Other-Ad-8510@reddit

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UnderstandingNo3637@reddit

Indian food seasoned with water!! Chefs kiss 💋

Real tho, where tf u from😭

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thatguy10117373@reddit

Bro, gross!

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tiger_bean@reddit

Indi-aint

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Cupcake_Kindly@reddit

This should be a hate crime

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MisssChris126@reddit

Are you currently incarcerated?

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alreadykaten@reddit

Reminds me of the meme of ‘do gym bros think seasoning ruins their gains or something?’

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richard-564@reddit

I'm not even Indian and I'm offended by this.

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gobbliegoop@reddit

Is any Indian in the room with us?

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AltruisticSalamander@reddit

I think I see some sort of faint flavouring adhered to the chicken

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PYROJ3PO@reddit

My father cooking supper 🍽 🤣

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apurvat20@reddit

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IdealBlueMan@reddit

Turn your taste buds into waste buds. I weep for you. Tell me that that chicken isn’t anywhere near as dry as it looks.

But if it’s been in a hotel pan for an hour… I weep for you.

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Hero_ofmystory@reddit

This must be from the India Columbus discovered

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BruisedWater95@reddit

Too spicy /s

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HaganenoEdward@reddit

Indian prison food maybe.

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Stella-BellaJane@reddit

Wtf is that you ordered?

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thisdesignup@reddit

Is that literal buttered chicken? Like chicken with butter on it?

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Sweaty_Marzipan4274@reddit

Prison? Dietary restriction hospital food? Wtf

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Master-Opinion-5966@reddit

Are you sure it is Indian food and not food from Indiana. I know I know those are really easy to mix up.

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flyingslugsinspace@reddit

Took butter chicken a bit too literally

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kaosmoker@reddit

Thats English food, not Indian. Everyone nows the English don't use spices, and Indians over use spices.

English = unseasoned

Indian = 52 mystery spices.

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Marmik_Emp37@reddit

I'm indian and wth is this?

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sicastarrrrr@reddit

This is 100% Caucasian.

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jmanly3@reddit

Did they misspell “Indiana?!”

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maskvent@reddit

Does anyone else see a face?

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BattlehawkGaming@reddit

That's the wrong butter chicken recipe

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Taolan13@reddit

That's not Indian food, that's Indian food.

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hrinforms@reddit

This isn’t Indian food, this is a colonized version of it.

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mushycanonization9@reddit

that rice looks like it went through a blender 💀 the flatbread's giving "microwaved wonder bread" energy 🍞

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TAforScranton@reddit

Thank you for this! I was kind of thirsty but too lazy to get out of bed to get myself a drink. Seeing that dry ass chicken sent my thirst over the edge.

I needed water after looking at this.

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sladeums@reddit

I guarantee that chicken is definitely coooooked

no thermometer needed

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