Who enjoyed prank calls?
Posted by cricket_bacon@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 125 comments
Caller ID killed a wonderful pastime. What are your epic prank call memories?
Posted by cricket_bacon@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 125 comments
Caller ID killed a wonderful pastime. What are your epic prank call memories?
PhotosByVicky@reddit
Did some with a friend and I remember that we had soooo much fun. But as an adult I feel like it was incredibly stupid. Still, I’m glad we existed in an age before Caller ID.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
I would argue that sometimes acting "incredibly stupid" was some of the best parts about being a teenager. ;-)
Another thing we would do on a Friday night during high school is go to the liquor store and buy blocks of ice for each of us. Then we would go to the nearby posh golf course. Find a hole with some type of steep topography. Take our blocks of ice up to the top, hop on, and ride the block of ice down the hill. Completely stupid - but so much fun.
fallcreekprepper@reddit
Paging Michael Hunt, is Mike Hunt here?
I also used to love Roy D. Mercer.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
Did Roy D. Mercer have one where he was called by a telesales person and then pretended to be a police investigator at a murder scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOvXxnSEQKY
fallcreekprepper@reddit
Not the same guy, that is Tom Mabe. I've heard some of his stuff via The Bob and Tom radio show. His murder scene bit is funny as hell.
Roy D Mercer was done by a couple of guys on a radio show that originated in Tulsa. The guy playing the part of Roy would call up someone, usually about some misunderstanding and escalate the situation uto the point he would threaten to "whoop their ass". He was known for great lines like "just how big a boy are ya" and "I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your drawers to chew your food."
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
Ah! Ok, I remember now. Roy talked like a good ol' boy.
Early 1990s was really peak for these kind of shenanigans.
That Tom Mabe thing always kills me.
HistoricalSherbert92@reddit
Called the local KFC and asked the poor min wage employee if she had chicken legs. She said that she did. I said she must walk funny and laughed my 10 year old ass off.
Maleficent-Neat2964@reddit
😂😂😂😂
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
This just cracked me up.
... I kind of want to call KFC now. ;-)
Hoon0967@reddit
I have said this before so sorry if you’ve already heard it. We used to look through the phonebook for numbers to call and one day we’re looking for a friends phone number, and we came across an individual whose name was Cornbread Washington. We called him continuously and would ask to talk to Pinto Bean Washington, Fried Potato Washington, etc. Old man never changed his number either. We prank called him until it wasn’t funny to us anymore. If his family happens to read this, I do sincerely apologize, especially if your name happens to be Pinto Bean, Fried Potato, Collard Green, etc.
Maleficent-Neat2964@reddit
Doubled over laughing!!!😂😂😂😂
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
I'd assume that probably wasn't until about 2007? ;-)
GooseySill@reddit
We used to call random people, pretending to be from our local radio station. I wonder how many actually showed up, to the places we sent them, to receive the "prize" they "won". Was usually a "free" pizza from Little Caesars. Just tell them Rob, from Z95, sent you! So stupid...
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
Genius!
GooseySill@reddit
We did this way too often on Friday and Saturday nights. CallerID, and *69, ended this little comedy venture. Ha ha!
No-Brief-1025@reddit
Is your refrigerator running?
My sister and I used to call a pizza delivery to the neighbors across the street from time to time and hide in the front window to watch when it was delivered
125acres@reddit
Jerky Boys!!!!!
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiwdC8m9sM
"My eyes are going crazy!"
125acres@reddit
I’m bringing all my glasses.
lobaybliss@reddit
Is your refrigerator running ?
lylydazzle@reddit
We lived in a small town with a major university. One year we called random numbers with the university prefix and sing them Christmas carols. Some people hung up but others enjoyed it and kept asking who it was, thinking it was someone they knew. Looking back it was kind of weird, but we were bored and it was fun.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
Our college could dial in to the dorm phones of a nearby college... usually as a break when studying for finals. We would randomly call rooms and then act out scenes from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. All done while we were sober. Always got some interesting responses.
loopster70@reddit
My friend Matt and I (and sometimes some collaborators) loved elaborate multi-call pranks, e.g., one of us calls some random dude, asks if he has "the stuff"; random guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Caller gets agitated, even abusive/threatening, before hanging up. 20 minutes later the other one calls the same number claiming to be the police, says something like "we found this number on a suspect we apprehended; what is your connection to Larry 'The Maggot' Pasachoff?" Of course they know nothing but cop pushes them for information ("You sure there's *nothing* you can tell us?") before hanging up, vaguely disappointed.
Another time we called a house that we knew the street address of... claiming to be cops. ("Sir, look outside your window. Do you see a white Toyota?") Somehow we had rigged up some kind of signal (this before cell phones of course) with friends outside the house, of course in a white Toyota. The cop goes on to say there's a very dangerous criminal in that car; the citizen should remain inside. Guy in car gets out, is violently apprehended by two *more* collaborators (more "cops") as the citizen, watching the whole thing unfold out his window, flips out. ("Oh my god! They've got him! They're arresting him right now!" Phone cop: "Yes, those are our men. I need you to remain in your house at all costs. He may have accomplices in the area...") IIRC, the "cops" were none too gentle with the "suspect", as the action was breathlessly reported over the phone by the citizen. I forget if we had any real ending to it, just something like "Stay safe, sir, and report any suspicious activity to the department."
Ultimately, they weren't prank calls where we tried to make people feel stupid, more like little plays we would create that roped unsuspecting folks into the cast.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
This is graduate level work... well done!
ZakanrnEggeater@reddit
get brett weir i said!
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
The best!
edwoodjrjr@reddit
We had a Mac 512k enhanced with a Hayes modem and 3 way calling and would do things like call both of the Chinese restaurants in town at the same time and listen to them argue about who called whom. Or we’d call a recorded phone sex line and a friend’s parents’ answering machine.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
That Hayes modem was solid.
Hopfrogg@reddit
I look back and cringe at the things that made me and my friends belly laugh. Hanging up the phone and looking at each other hunched over with gut wrenching laughter, like the kind that left you with difficulty breathing, after delivering the lamest punchline to a prank call is one of those things.
Hefty_Debt_638@reddit
My older sister and I looooooooooved to prank call. We took the tape out of my GirlTalk Dateline game and would call random boys from my school using the tape. Here’s something wild. When my parents divorced, we literally took the white pages, opened to page and ran our finger down to a random name. We called this man and set him up on a date with my mom!!!! They went out a few times!! Crazy shit.
Junior_Ad_3301@reddit
Man i kinda miss the phone books. It was so easy to find numbers and addresses. Practically nobody even has a landline anymore so it makes sense they're gone, though.
Hefty_Debt_638@reddit
It made prank calling a lot easier!😂
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
This feels like genuine early 1980s reality.
Hefty_Debt_638@reddit
I miss it so much😂
Bitter-Assignment464@reddit
We would just call random numbers and pretend like we knew them and see who could talk the longest without the other person hanging up.
ApprehensiveSmell995@reddit
Hahah I did! Mine was calling a random number off of the yellow pages, looking for a certain Mario. Once they asked who was calling I'd say Luigi was looking for them.
IronSea7072@reddit
TOOB BAHR
tanhauser_gates_@reddit
The best. We would use the phone book and find a Jesus. Then we'd call at midnight and say it was judas and we wanted to apologize for the whole thing.
Ecstatic-Bee-6217@reddit
My friend had six extensions. A group of us would call random people and all talk in staggered unison. Hello, hello, HELLO, hEllo, hellO, hi…
We also called any Robinsons so we could sing Mrs Robinson to them.
Junior_Ad_3301@reddit
Multiple times, we called Byrd's Rentals. We asked to speak with Burt Reynolds. They were a bit annoyed the first time, but were good sports after that. All good fun, nobody got hurt
Aus3-14259@reddit
Love this one!
JanaT2@reddit
Me and my friends loved them. Hilarious
TeaVinylGod@reddit
Not me. My older brother went missing while hiking when I was 12 and my sister was 13. We got evil prank calls from people saying stuff like "We found your brother, he was upstairs fucking my grandma. Ha ha click."
These calls were not answered by my mother but by us kids.
gravitydefiant@reddit
Was your brother ok?
TeaVinylGod@reddit
No. He was 21 in college at the time and on a mountain in New Hampshire. This was 1983.
They searched for weeks but never found him.
NojaysCita@reddit
This is truly awful, I’m sorry. If I may - do you believe he was kidnapped and may still be out there, or he passed on the mountain but was never found? Please ignore and accept my apologies if this is too intrusive.
TeaVinylGod@reddit
He got lost. Probably got off the trail into rough terrain. No, they never found his body.
As far as still out there, we dreamt up some crazy scenarios where he was alive: amnesia, undercover for the Cia (did you see The Recruit?) But in reality...
I'm 53 now and Mom is 88. It really only comes up on the anniversary. I tend to get seasonal depression when it is coming up in October.
On the 40th anniversary in 2023, a New Hampshire Search and Rescue Podcaster did a whole podcast, unbeknownst to me, on it. He pulled records and everything.
I talked to him after the fact after I read the synopsis. He sent me the link to the actual podcast but I never listened to it.
TeaVinylGod@reddit
Gen X childhood trauma. We all seem to have it.
Prettykitty12345@reddit
Nah, I think this went far beyond any typical "Gen X childhood trauma" that any of us experienced
gravitydefiant@reddit
I'm so sorry. 💔
Academic_Airport_889@reddit
That’s awful. Sorry for your loss and getting those calls.
blackpony04@reddit
That is absolutely heinous. I am so sorry you had to endure that on top of what could only be a horrible situation.
Available_Wolf1059@reddit
I still have cassettes of our prank calls from the mid 80’s. Always fun to go back and listen. My brother cracks up every time he hears it or I say a line from one of our calls. Yep, caller ID and lack of phone books killed it. Used to browse the phone book and look for unusual names to prank.
Civil_Inspector_5697@reddit
Me
steveoa3d@reddit
I enjoyed exploring the telephone system and finding ways to make free calls. Never liked prank calls, stupid then, stupid now. Made some tone generators with 2600 crystals back in the day, that was fun.
notworkingghost@reddit
I was doing this right as *69 became possible. Scared the shit out of me and my friend.
Tonyclifton69@reddit
Worked at Pizza Hut. Got a delivery order, and wrote it down but never entered it into our system.
We then called dominos and ordered the exact same order for the place that called us.
We never saw what happened but imagined the confusion when the person who thought they called pizza hit for a 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 green pepper large pizza gets dominos delivering that exact order to their house.
Prettykitty12345@reddit
That's diabolical!
And I worked as a Pizza Hut waitress back in 1983/84. Pizza Hut was the best back then!
Genuine907@reddit
Shakey’s would like to have a word with you…
ExcellentHorror9025@reddit
I did a prank on my older brother where my buddy and I called random numbers and pretended we were with some fake company promoting a fake product. We would ask the simplest of general knowledge trivia and when they got it right they won a promotional prize, I can't recall what.
Well to claim the prize they had to call our company's prize line which was my brother's number of course so he spent Saturday night fielding calls from random confused angry people.
Dreammagic2025@reddit
Not prank call but late at night I'd call and flirt with Radio dj's to get them to play my songs. They were lonely in those empty studios. They'd talk all night. Lol
weezie_lou@reddit
*69 ruined my fun 😆
Prettykitty12345@reddit
FYI, if you enter 67 before you dial, people can't caller ID/69 you; it shows up as private number... Just in case you want to get back to your crank calling days
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
Exactly.
ddekock61@reddit
Nice try mom
Prettykitty12345@reddit
Lil
NevenderThready@reddit
You had fun at the expense of the people who answered your call. Wow how wonderful for you.
Prettykitty12345@reddit
Calm down Karen
DingleBerryScone@reddit
I’m from Belgium and we used to call 666.66.66 and ask for Lucifer or any other relative, started off a whole query of stupid stuff and try to hold our giggles whilst listening to a tirade from the other side.
Comedywriter1@reddit
Y’all got Dr Pepper in a can?
Uranus_Hz@reddit
The Jerky Boys
Igpajo49@reddit
I don't know where we ever figured this out, but one of my friends learned about a number that connected you with someone nearby who was also making a call. So we'd make up fake businesses and answer. Something like "Hello, Northwest Masturbation Addiction center, how may I direct your call"? People would be like WTF? We had a blast with that a few times
Inwardly-Outgoing@reddit
In college we'd call up random girls from the directory and sing my girl to them on the phone in 3 part harmony
hypothetical_zombie@reddit
A buddy of mine & I would get drunk & call people in there phone book. We always looked for people with names like Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Bud Weiser, other silly names.
Good times, good stupid times!
WolfThick@reddit
You mean like Prince Albert in a can You better let him out before he suffocates pranks
retired_degenerate@reddit
My friends and I got a lot of inspiration from the Bum bar bastards prank calling and fucking with Red at Tube Bar in Jersey.
x100139@reddit
I never had an epic prank calls...but I LOVED the Jerky Boys and Crank Yankers. Good times!
sideshowsiren@reddit
Anyone remember the Touchtone Terrorists?
bizzy816@reddit
My favorite prank call memory is of my dad and uncle drunk calling a friend of theirs that owned a little country store and asking him if he "Prince Albert in a can" ...the cussing from their friend that followed "you better let him out" was epic!!!
I hope they are laughing about that somewhere together. RIP guys ❤️💔
Ignignokt73@reddit
I recently found a written by me and my best friend in 8th grade a “script” of lines to use whilst prank calling. Things like “call McDonald’s and ask for one of the characters or try to make reservations,” “ask if they have a refrigerator running and when they say yes, tell them to catch it,” and the best “call and say you’re the library and they have a book overdue called ‘Bedwetting’ or ‘12 Ways to Make Your (loved ones) D—th Look Like an Accident.’”
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
The running refrigerator… it would be interesting to find out how early that particular prank call originated. It is a classic!
deemarieforlife@reddit
They use the joke on Cheers in the late 80s so had to be a little while before that
Ignignokt73@reddit
Definitely way older than my script (circa 1987).
MisterSandKing@reddit
Oh hell yeah! Late night pranks were the best! Sleepy people are oblivious. Man, those were the days.
KurtStation68@reddit
Is your fridge running? Better go catch it.
In college with our Korean friends - they were the best. Good times.
dj_juliamarie@reddit
I’ve got hours of stories of prank calling shenanigans
schmearcampain@reddit
There was a guy in our white pages named Dick Shaver.
So yes, we did crank calls in my youth.
Possible_Shoulder_50@reddit
Our local phone book had a Harry P Ness.
ChimpoSensei@reddit
My name? Frank. Frank Rizzo. Open your fucking ears jackass.
Lodreh@reddit
Is your refrigerator running? - you better go catch it
ApoplecticAutoBody@reddit
(Calls bowling alley) "Do you have 10lb balls?" "Yes." "Well, how do you walk!?"
click.
mmpjd@reddit
I’ve never done it. I just never understood the appeal 🤷♂️
gravitydefiant@reddit
I did it couple of times with friends. I did not locate the appeal and declared it a boring waste of time any time anyone brought it up after that first time.
cambangst@reddit
Not a personal experience, but I’ll never forget my college buddy coming back from NYC with that first Jerky Boys CD when they were still an underground thing. We laughed until it hurt.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
I literally cried laughing listening to the Jerky Boys.
easyantic@reddit
I only did a couple. Once was for pizza at an address that didn't exist...one of those large with everything on it type pizzas, including anchovies. Dude came out and we were snickering until he came to my door asking if we had ordered pizza. Of course I said no, but the look on his face told me I did something wrong, not funny.
The other time was a random call to the white pages to some woman asking how deep she was...I had to be 12 at the time and barely even knew what that meant. She didn't understand either and I ended up hanging up. That one was from a phone booth, but I felt pretty icky after. That was it for me.
spargel_gesicht@reddit
I’m sorry but I’m laughing at both sides of that conversation not really understanding the grossness.
easyantic@reddit
Well, for the second one, I had a rudimentary knowledge of what the question, but still not something a woman wants to be asked by a 12 year old with a cracking voice, haha. I don't know, for some reason, I just felt icky afterwards. My friend had no problem laughing his ass off about it, but he didn't have to hear this older woman asking what I was talking about. I just felt like a weirdo perv. I can still see how it would be funny in context of the 80's, but it definitely didn't make me laugh about it.
spargel_gesicht@reddit
No I can definitely see that! And it speaks well of you that you found it icky!
Carrollz@reddit
My all time favorite was after years of prank calling one number in particular (just based on what the numbers "spelled") from various locations I got the idea to 3 way call my ex and that number and then proceeded to listen in to the confusion and frustration that ensued. The pranked number had just reached their final breaking point and was going all in giving the ex a piece of their mind and from my ex's perspective the prankster had called him and was clearly deranged so they were going back and forth at each other for several minutes trying to get each other's info that they both reassured each other they were going to give to the police. It was ridiculous, but it was marvelously so and I absolutely enjoyed every second of it.
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
Magical three-way calls!
spargel_gesicht@reddit
Evil genius!
budkynd@reddit
Jerky Boys
cricket_bacon@reddit (OP)
They took to an art form.
I’ve never laughed so hard!
FL_4LF@reddit
Love Jerky Boys 😂
hcoverlambda@reddit
Hello? Hello? My name Sol Rosenberg. I have warts all over my ass and genitalia and I want to have them removed.
schmearcampain@reddit
I’ll bust ya head in with a ratchet!
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
Oh, totally did. I was left alone a ton and was typically the instigator for shenanigans with my friends. I was the kid that parents used as an example of 'that kid' or 'the wrong kind'.
I absolutely did crank calls with friends, especially from the phone in our basement because it had a 10ft. cord and my parents were never home.
Harmless fun but as an adult, I'd be annoyed. The joys of caller display and cell phones, eh? Crank calls don't happen by kids anymore.
These days, we get calls from India from some guy named 'Joe' trying to convince us our computer is broken or that they've arrested our son and need bail money.
I'd rather have crank calls.
LuceLeakey@reddit
A friend of mine met her husband via a prank call she made to the boy's dorm during her first week at college. A boy answered and they talked for hours. The next day, she broke up with her boyfriend and they (her and the new boy) were together until he died a few years ago.
spargel_gesicht@reddit
Omg please tell me this story was told at their wedding! I’m sad for her, it’s actually kind of sweet.
LuceLeakey@reddit
I didn't know them when they got married, but I can't imagine they didn't tell it. They were just the sweetest couple. Completely in love until the moment he passed.
Throw8976m@reddit
My BFF and I were dumb, we kept calling our respective crushes and said "I have a delivery of 200 Shetland ponies to your house, where do you want us to put them?" r something like that, until my crush's mom said "please stop calling here" and I was like "OK"
This is like age 11 or something.
spargel_gesicht@reddit
Ah, the days when a firm voice over the untraceable phone could make a young child panic!
spargel_gesicht@reddit
My friend had 3 way calling and would phone me and we’d make prank calls. We used to ask if this was the Wall residence and when they said no, you mean there are no Walls there? And on confirmation, then how do you hold the ceiling up? But one time we called and the guy was kind of hesitant like “… well… nooo” and e said “you mean there are no Walls there?” And he said “well, my wife’s maiden name is Wall.” And we panicked and hung up. 🤣
BreakerBoy6@reddit
Sometime in the late 1970s, an "information" number was offered, something like 211, so being the unimaginative but crass kids that we were, we called and told them we had diarrhea and didn't know what to do.
How I remember the puritanically disgusted tone of the person's voice, lol. "Well! Why don't you call a doctor, then?"
Pristine_Poetry1340@reddit
we found a number with an answering machine was rare at the time me and my friends would leave horrible messages almost every day sorry John
togocann49@reddit
Hello, is Jose there. Call back, in another voice, is Jose there and reappear intermittently over the next 10-15min. Then finally call and say, this is Jose, any messages?
Cold_Martini1956@reddit
When I was an undergrad, we would prank call guys in the dorm and pretend we were Dr. Ruth Westheimer, telling them they were on the air on her radio show. It was pretty funny.
NerdfestZyx@reddit
datanerdette@reddit
When I was in middle school there was a TV commercial for Harvey's Bristol Cream: "Would you like to come to my place for some Harvey's Bristol Cream?"
That became the script for a lot of our prank calls.
rhiannonirene@reddit
Omg we made prank calls from a youth group lock in! I was so scared we’d get caught
iaMBictrochee@reddit
My dad was an electrical & computer engineer for Ma Bell from the 60s through the 80s. He caught my teenaged brother making a prank call and took my brother's phone privileges for a month! (HUGE deal in 1978ish).
I never made a prank call.
1043b@reddit
Oh we used to call places and ask them to page ridiculous names, foul ones too in jr high, it was so funny then...
jtrades69@reddit
i used to call people and ask if their fridge was running, and you could hear by the tone in their voice when they said yes that they knew it was fake. and then i'd say, good. thank you. and hang up 😄
ShopComprehensive667@reddit
Me and my bestie used to call motels and ask if they had hourly rates.