apparently you have to say some shit about how your boyfriend cheated on you or how you will never feel the touch of a woman on your shitty food posts now. witch potion
Posted by hexaflexin@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 107 comments
Estrellathestarfish@reddit
No. Do not corrupt this sub with the nonsense.
ThatGuyFrom720@reddit
It was and will be inevitable. Such is the way of this god forsaken site.
But on the real r/kitchencels started this bullshit, and leaked out into several other subs now
Estrellathestarfish@reddit
Someone told me girl dinner diaries spawned the rest of them, but either way they can all fuck off.
ThatGuyFrom720@reddit
Yeah I ain’t sure tbh. It’s all a bunch of bullshit tbh.
ChaosTurtle70@reddit
I think that’s just the girl dinner and kitchencel subs. You can put peanut butter tribadism as your title here and no one gaf
Good-Froyo-5021@reddit
Oh god I had to leave the girl dinner sub after all the posts like OP describes and then all of the in-fighting about it
pepcorn@reddit
The girl dinner sub is an absolute drag. I recommend the real girl dinner sub instead.
scumfuc420@reddit
What is girl dinner even supposed to be? I am a girl, and I also eat dinner, but I've never been like oh this is a girl dinner
pepcorn@reddit
Girl dinners is not limited to girls
SimpathicDeviant@reddit
It’s only called girl dinner because of a viral TikTok where a woman was talking about her snack tray dinner and called it girl dinner. The name stuck
MistakeEastern5414@reddit
ok, now i feel like a boomer, who hates on new stuff 😅
pepcorn@reddit
Girl dinner is satisfying and fun, I hope you'll try it some time :)
MistakeEastern5414@reddit
this might surprise some people, but snacks existed before the term girl dinner was invented 😅
pepcorn@reddit
Girl dinner is not "snacks", it's dinner.
kimbosliceofcake@reddit
I think it’s what I would call snacky dinner or scrounge dinner. Like whatever lazy thing you eat when you don’t feel like cooking.
Impressive_Test_2134@reddit
Yeah guys don’t do that lol
cityshepherd@reddit
Are you saying “yeah guys, don’t do that”, or “yeah, guys don’t do that”??
pepcorn@reddit
It's both incorrect so
Turquoise_dinosaur@reddit
Even the real girl dinner sub is just pictures of full meals or cute, nicely-put-together charcuterie plates. The actual spirit of girl dinner is completely lost on Redditors smh
pepcorn@reddit
Stop sorting by best and top, friend. New is where the real girl dinner is happening.
thegreattiny@reddit
R/girldinnercirclejerk might be the answer for you then
ChaosTurtle70@reddit
Dude they’re insane. I feel like half of them have to be fake and the other half is people giving the most dog shit advice I’ve ever seen
Curious_Wing_2018@reddit
That is exactly why I left girl dinner. Every other freaking post was something NSFW or about cheating or about relationships. I was getting so over it. And then I found r/realgirldinner without all of that nonsense.
doduotrainer@reddit
I've seen it here. The I hate my partner posters are creeping in
Estrellathestarfish@reddit
There are so many subs for that, why can't they just stay there? I just want to see someone's shit food, I don't care about their shit life
cohonka@reddit
Meanwhile me posting about the absolute trash I sometimes cook for my beloved
MistakeEastern5414@reddit
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
It's for people who have been unsuccessful in their attempts to engage in relationships with kitchen appliances
ballsnbutt@reddit
"peanut butter tribadism" belongs in r/brandnewsentence
ChaosTurtle70@reddit
I can’t tell if you know what peanut butter tribadism is from or if this is the best fucking unintentional joke of all time
ballsnbutt@reddit
I'm aware of tribadism. Adding peanut butter to the equations is....a choice 😂
ChaosTurtle70@reddit
It’s a reference to a short bit in one of bo burnhams stand up specials called ‘what’, where he says he likes to say a string of words out loud he thinks no one has ever said before so he can feel unique. Like “peanut butter tribadism”, or “I’m your father and I loved your comedy show”
https://youtu.be/ejc5zic4q2A?si=jJF4aKbwac2dzqiX 45:51 here if you want to see his far better delivery
ballsnbutt@reddit
Carlin did that too! "Dad, you really oughta drink more." and "Honey, let's sell the children, move to Zanzibar and begin taking opium rectally." come to mind
ChaosTurtle70@reddit
That’s so cool!! I know Carlin was an idol of bo’s so makes total sense he’d do a variation on one of his jokes
DudeWhoWrites2@reddit
Welp. I can't undo the fact that I googled that.
Several_Temporary339@reddit
It's a Bo Burnham quote iirc
kindagaybean@reddit
Yeah just type green shit as the title
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
I tried to make some different green shit after finally watching a movie, maybe I'll post that too...
Ok-Anywhere-9816@reddit
LMAO yeah fr 😭
osmiumblue66@reddit
Wiping up the drink I just spat out laughing
hexaflexin@reddit (OP)
Yeah, I wanted to poke fun at those subs, but the girl dinner sub seems like it takes itself too seriously for that, and I don't want to post in kitchencels and risk getting yelled at for making fun of their pain or whatever
bra1nd1al@reddit
...what?
CastTheFirstStone_@reddit
r/kitchencels is over there.
Seygem@reddit
wtf even is that sub? i've seen 4chan threads less depressing pathetic
GreatDario@reddit
Irony posting
MistakeEastern5414@reddit
how is that a sub? 😂
Big_Boooosh@reddit
Kitchencels is that way:
Cyanide-Kid@reddit
...no, that's kitchencels. don't compare that dump to this sub
floppity12@reddit
100
Thehamburgs@reddit
Shiny cauldron.
timmyx2times@reddit
Wrong sub, asshole.
2bumblebee2@reddit
I dunno this just looks like pea soup to me
thegreattiny@reddit
Please join us on r/girldinnercirclejerk
Western_Froyo6627@reddit
Tldr: Hubble bubble boil and trouble or w.e
Unhappycamper93@reddit
"Stay out of the basement"
pastel-dreamer@reddit
1 day Blinding Stew?
Careful-Dimension876@reddit
Idk why but I’m getting South Park vibes
Teedeous@reddit
Lmao, the title in generally really made me realise men only can talk about their feelings through joke posting for validation of others, and will not receive help even when things get that bad lmao
sentientfartcloud@reddit
r/shittydinnerdiaries
App1elele@reddit
Did you like. Boil grass to make this
Is this account owned by a horse
Sm00gz42@reddit
Mister_angel1@reddit
Bro just go back to kitchencels
sranimechnik@reddit
Alchemycel
freakmeout123@reddit
are you cooking
Arcane_Engine@reddit
Bros making a pot of gobbledygook
Big_Boooosh@reddit
Nurgle’s finest potion.
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
The green stuff from tng
jne57@reddit
What tf is OP talking about?
ObliviouslyDrake67@reddit
Yeah we don't care here, just slop it up.
HereOnCompanyTime@reddit
Are you thinking of r/depressionmeals ? Because that's kind of their thing.
KittenThunder@reddit
Good goop
Tough-Yoghurt-1919@reddit
....you cooking Slimer?
meowmeoowwww@reddit
That's kinda WITCH CRAFT
redditispedoland@reddit
Garden!, hoseiah!, washiah!
Pretty_Aside_7674@reddit
cooking the prison food
iamayoutuberiswear@reddit
Witch potion
destroythethings@reddit
WHAT IS THE GREEN STUFF, CAN/SHOULD I EAT IT? PLS EXPLAIN 🥰
nmaxfieldbruno@reddit
Wow. You will never know the touch of your boyfriend cheating on you.
^(Did I do it right?)
GodZillaBlazinDong99@reddit
Im sorry OP! I think my English is going bad but I had an aneurysm reading your title
TheGauchoAmigo84@reddit
Hahahahahahaha bro the caption is so good.
chud_rs@reddit
“Hey babe, the green sludge is ready.”
FnordRanger_5@reddit
That potion
Astro_Cassette@reddit
Omg is r/kitchencels expanding???
Turtle_With_Grudge@reddit
Drop the recipe!
Leave it where it drops.
LayceLSV@reddit
We don't do that shit here man we just be posting nasty looking food and going "ewwww yucky" or "would"
EducationHumble3832@reddit
Well?
cut_rate_revolution@reddit
Boil boil, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
What is this supposed to be, op?
hexaflexin@reddit (OP)
Spinach pasta concoction (not visible under foam)
trash_bees@reddit
Tasty
ZiaWitch@reddit
Color is too light. Add spleen of goblin, eyes of gorgan and the vocal cords of a banshee, stir clockwise three times and counterclockwise once.
BellamyDunn@reddit
Is that the One Day Blinding Stew?
WasabiZone13@reddit
Dumbass
AnoranBliznar@reddit
Shrenk slomp.
PowerPleb2000@reddit
Needs more newt eyes and rat whiskers
NickFox4317@reddit
WITCH!
Nere4Hudes@reddit
Love potion number 9
Psychological_Buy726@reddit
...into this pot
summoar@reddit
Why is it so hot?
walkenfan@reddit
Boiled light green crayons
MarshmallowFloofs85@reddit
you need a culdren bowl to drink it out of.
Result-Striking@reddit
Mother, may I have another bowl of green?
NiobiumThorn@reddit
... therapy.
ruinedmention@reddit
Looks like the split pea soup is made the other night
Acrobatic_Evidence86@reddit
You’re thinking of r/kitchencels
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
I think you created the ooze that made our favorite reptilian shenobis.
PocketRice3@reddit
This looks like a horrendous failure of some sort of vegetable soup
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
Does this potion consist of boiling plastic?