Should I make a wish?
Posted by More_Astronaut_8575@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Posted by More_Astronaut_8575@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Coitus_lnterruptus@reddit
They should have made a porno movie spoof of "Big" with a Zoltar machine. A guy with a small wiener wishes he was "big" then wakes up the next morning with a giant wiener and goes to Hollywood to become a big porn star. Big Porno really missed out on this opportunity.
RanklesTheOtter@reddit
He whispers to himself as he makes the wish. "I wish I was like Magic Mike..."
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
“I wish Steven Segal would stop staring at me inside that booth.”
ejwestcott@reddit
Is this....is this Naperville, IL?!
More_Astronaut_8575@reddit (OP)
Lol. Schaumburg.
No-Emu-8717@reddit
Don't mess with the zoltar
sey5_venn@reddit
These always remind me of the movie Big, because it was the very first movie I saw in a theater.
VectorJones@reddit
Yeah, ask him to make me 11 in 1988 again. This grown up shit sucks.
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
🐇🐇🐇
MysteriousFee2873@reddit
If you are the mf who wished it was the 00’s again fuck you
Spartan04@reddit
It’s different from the one in the movie. No ramp to aim and drop the coin into his mouth to get your wish.
NoLobster7957@reddit
I've only ever seen these dudes at super niche markets in small Texas towns. I want one for my apartment.
d00kieshoes@reddit
Small, you wake up and you're 12
More_Astronaut_8575@reddit (OP)
To be 12 again in the 90s was my wish.
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
🏅🏅🏅
sundayfunday78@reddit
Oh to be 12 again! I think I could handle 12, but I don’t wanna repeat 13-20…
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
Yes!
klsi832@reddit
RAT LOZ
Ok_Egg_2665@reddit
Only if it’s unplugged.
Celtic_Fox_@reddit
Dare you to risk the knowledge of.. Zoltar? He who fearlessly views the strands of fate?
XxFezzgigxX@reddit
This ZOLTAR machine is great!
RevolutionaryBake362@reddit
I wish I was small
YcemeteryTreeY@reddit
I love him. So does everyone in Nevada, apparently. Ive found them all over Vegas, Reno, and Virginia City even. Before you slot machine, you Zoltar.
DjQball@reddit
The penny arcade in Manitou Colorado has like five or six of him.
Sufficient-Aspect77@reddit
Just saw one in Atlantic City, in a boardwalk Arcade.
CautionarySnail@reddit
Me as well. I was so thrilled a few years back when one turned up at PAX East gaming convention.
Future-Raisin3781@reddit
I found one at an arcade in SLC.
Damn right I made a wish, but it just gave me some random advice.
4LilyPearl@reddit
Ahhh there’s one of these in pike’s in Seattle. I try to visit him every time I’m in the city lol
grunkle_dan78@reddit
our local small town hardware store has one. apparently it only works when it wants to, but it's still cool to look at.
therealpopkiller@reddit
At this point wishing is pretty much the only hope we have
psychorameses@reddit
Just out of curiosity have you ever played The Room
Mattelot@reddit
"I wish I were.... big"
Gr00mpa@reddit
It’s a blessing and a curse.
Drum_Eatenton@reddit
Make sure it's unplugged first.
Scherzkeks@reddit
YASSSSS!
RoiVampire@reddit
You could make a lot of folks real happy. Don’t let us down.
wowsocool4u@reddit
I've got my champagne ready.
EmperorGrinnar@reddit
Peaceoorwar@reddit
Kalahari in the Poconos has one in the lobby
trickman01@reddit
I wish I were back in the 80s.
Appropriate_Jelly_79@reddit
Do it
WeenisPeiner@reddit
"Give me a quarter I'll tell you your fortune. Fortune for a quarter? I love quarters."
fugazizaguf@reddit
Small
Skipper0463@reddit
Yes, just don’t touch the glass.
VinylHighway@reddit
Yes but ask for something good
Logical-Cherry9395@reddit
I have no desire to be big, but I wouldn't mind killing Christian Nationalism.