Jurassic Park Sequel

Posted by CrunchyAssDiaper@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 11 comments

There are so many Jurassic Park sequels. I think they should make another. Except this time, it's a prequel workplace comedy.

I want to see The Office meets Jurassic Park.

De-age Wayne Knight and Sam Jackson.

Imagine the funny things they could bicker about.

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BoredAtWork1976@reddit

Male sure you include the guy who thinks that creating something like Indominus Rex is a great idea, and totally can't see any potential down sides.

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Kryds@reddit

They could do animated shorts but not full episodes.

Both Knight and Jackson's characters had not worked on the project for very long.

First you had bio work then construction and then the software people came in. All before the park actually opened.

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If you go back to the source material there is groundwork already laid for this. In the book they go over more of the why of Nedry betraying the project. Overworked, underpaid and given no respect, he's just "the IT guy" to the rest of the team. Hammond still cultivates the air of a friendly grandpa, but he is so much more of a shrewd business ghoul and shameless grifter and you don't feel bad when he dies.

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ShamefulWatching@reddit

Red shirts get eaten by velociraptors

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TerrapinMagus@reddit

Honestly, a comedy parody series about a crew setting up a dinosaur park and dealing with all the crap would be kinda funny

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TheTangoFox@reddit

Anaconda...but with dinosaurs

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TheGruenTransfer@reddit

If it had the exact same cast and vibe as Space Force, it would be incredible. I'm sure they could reuse most of the set too

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TerrapinMagus@reddit

I would balance it between extremely stupid and greedy management and the science team who are exceedingly intelligent but lack any and all basic morality. Like, you have the dinosaur nerds with very niche knowledge arguing with their boss who wants to put spikes on every dinosaur, and both sides are ignoring the contractor being eaten in the background.

There are no good guys, everyone is complicit in making biological horrors for commercial profit.

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