NOTES:

-The only 1990s Cornholio figure I could find on eBay at a decent price was the glow in the dark “Radioactive“ version. It seemed appropriate.

-I am too lazy to add blue effects to the boys’ eyes, or to go outside to take pictures in the sandbox in the park across from my place, which I also feel could be misconstrued if i asked children to move so I could take pictures of toys.

-Have some vague ideas for more of these, but might need to figure out how to photoshop the boys into the movie to provide context. Among these ideas are, “You can take a dump in these suits!” and Butt-Head shaming Beavis as Paul about Lady Jessica’s concubine status using his typical language. Maybe not.