Trail mix? The gift from God? The godly food?? The lifesaver of men??? From under what rock did you crawl from? No, don't tell me. I can tell by the smell
And none of them know how to play Mahjong, so it becomes a fight, until the femboy puts a stop to it, and Kiryu learns the elderly men just want someone to come visit once in a while
some old people can be really aggressive with their mahjong opponent drafts. Also Don't hang around elderly groups in Florida or long island either if you don't like mahjong.
Always make sure you check your surroundings around femboys. If there's a singular femboy, seemingly in peril, avoid at all costs. It's a trap, without a doubt
ngc-arb@reddit
Bamboozled again 😞
Mean_Marketing9458@reddit
This happened to my buddy Eric
ResponsibleStep8725@reddit
Did he beat them in Mahjong or was he banished to the lands of Yi?
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Where my gay erotica :(
Floor_soup_@reddit (OP)
google m’bou
Hydroxyacetylene@reddit
forgettfulthinker@reddit
What nerd removed racist from this meme.
MetallGecko@reddit
The bad racists.
airfryerfuntime@reddit
That's actually the original, it's from a t-shirt. The racist part was added by 4chan many years ago.
Level34MafiaBoss@reddit
Because while every racist is schizophrenic, not every schizophrenic is racist.
forgettfulthinker@reddit
Well don't listen to those ones
DerAndere_@reddit
Ars_Lunar@reddit
There's no trail mix in this greentext, how am I supposed to like it?
karateema@reddit
No what?
Ars_Lunar@reddit
Trail mix? The gift from God? The godly food?? The lifesaver of men??? From under what rock did you crawl from? No, don't tell me. I can tell by the smell
Latter_Advice3714@reddit
The Chinese have learned the straight white man cannot resist the succulent lustful allure of a femboy in a crop top.
palladiumpaladin@reddit
How kind of the elderly Chinese man to clarify what he meant by “Yi”
ETC3000@reddit
The only way to win Mahjong is not to play
Minghas@reddit
Yakuza substory
Sir_Daxus@reddit
Kiryu would definitely help random femboys and subtly aporeciate their physique. This is canon to me now.
Spoookiest@reddit
Kiryu barely even appreciates women’s physiques
Clemen11@reddit
Having straight up gay butt sex is less gay than half of Yakuza's sub stories
Sir_Daxus@reddit
Exactly, cause he's into femboys instead, we just never had an opportunity to see that.
IrregularrAF@reddit
Prison definitely increases your appreciation for joysticks on petite frames.
Pleasant_Ad8054@reddit
*Triad
Yakuza is Japanese, Triad is Chinese. Don't be an uneducated racist! Educate yourself, be an educated racist!
nhndktmdjjfmrjfoslt@reddit
he meant yakuza as in the series
repocin@reddit
Which coincidentally also involves a Chinese triad.
B00BIEL0VAH@reddit
It really sounds like one lmao, this wouldnt even make top 10 weirdest side story either, feel like playing yakuza now
qwertyalguien@reddit
And none of them know how to play Mahjong, so it becomes a fight, until the femboy puts a stop to it, and Kiryu learns the elderly men just want someone to come visit once in a while
Mautos@reddit
Holy shit this actually does sound like a Yakuza subplot, I hope you're writing for the next game
TonyPizzerelli@reddit
Sound like a crazy dream
karateema@reddit
Genuine comedy gold, i'm cracking up
Dr_Axton@reddit
I swear the Yu-Gi-Oh plot is weird
CasulWrecker@reddit
Mephil_@reddit
Guys I think this one is real
DiegesisThesis@reddit
It's true, I was there. I was the Second-most Chinese man™
Sir_Daxus@reddit
Real and gay?
WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit
some old people can be really aggressive with their mahjong opponent drafts. Also Don't hang around elderly groups in Florida or long island either if you don't like mahjong.
Gaby33400@reddit
https://i.redd.it/c13cp17lzcug1.gif
One-Tune-2584@reddit
type of shit that happens daily in murim
Rajikaru69@reddit
Anon fell for a classic femboy Mahjong gambit
Curaced@reddit
Is he stupid?
ChangingMonkfish@reddit
https://i.redd.it/hofkpmxc4eug1.gif
TruePianist@reddit
this happened to my buddy eric
MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit
Fuck, yeah I hate when that happens.
Always make sure you check your surroundings around femboys. If there's a singular femboy, seemingly in peril, avoid at all costs. It's a trap, without a doubt
stablehorsediplomats@reddit
WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit
crepuscular_caveman@reddit
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bali40@reddit
"the most chinese" 💀
adamsworstnightmare@reddit
His father is the emperor, his mother a panda.
mooseAO@reddit
I stopped reading
Trigger_Fox@reddit
Dude i was fucking reading that what happens next??
miranto@reddit
"A straight man"
"Notice cute femboy"
...... yeah.
Tenko-of-Mori@reddit
first time a greentext beginning with "be straight" does not end with gay sex.
miranto@reddit
He was interrupted.
thestraightCDer@reddit
Almost though
thr33beggars@reddit
When he says “my vision is swimming” it is because the Chinese man came on his eyes and he can feel the sperm under his eyelids
Nadiadain@reddit
That “sharp pain” was the Chinese man’s 1 inch warrior nearly penetrating OOP
googlin@reddit
I came straight to comments and am now so disappointed i probably won't read the greentext
amackul8@reddit
Part 2 was him getting gang banged by the old Chinese men lemon party style
Floor_soup_@reddit (OP)
generational moment
frkurdamsoad@reddit
Gayest post starting by " > Be me, straight guy"
roehnin@reddit
Little did they know, I learned to play mahjong while living in China and am fairly good.
John_Oakman@reddit
Am old Chinese man, can confirm.
SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit
what's their endgame, uncle?
catuluo@reddit
Getting rid of the Yi (their term for barbarians)
John_Oakman@reddit
The secrets of the elders cannot be revealed to the yanggui.
BO1ANT@reddit
This happened to my buddy Eric obce
NotSeveralBadgers@reddit
Hook line and sinker
Zelcki@reddit
This again
Lucasfergui1024@reddit
Mahjong mentioned
DriftyFlower3@reddit
Fake: Anon has no back problems Gay: heavy kink for a Chinese gangbang
ronshasta@reddit
Just be Chinese dude
Deanzopolis@reddit
A delightful twist on the time honoured
Literally format
6bigdolphins@reddit
Elderly chinese man comeback <3
xQ_YT@reddit
bluejay55669@reddit
Yeah I think we all know where this is go- oh hold on what the fuck
Mean_Marketing9458@reddit
< Says he's straight
<Literally the gayest thing imaginable
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Real and gay
EscudoLos@reddit
Kung Fu Hustle: Part 2
Nate_Ginnerson@reddit
Stephen Chow and Chow Yun Fat movies are my number 1 source for modern day Chinese culture
MagiksSon@reddit
Hate when this shit happens.
xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit
Yoooo i remember this guy
PixelSpy@reddit
Many such cases
Node_Dead@reddit
The good thing ending
AdeptusShitpostus@reddit
Looks like anon is going to the land of the Yi
TechnoBacon55@reddit
(Their term for barbarian)
ThrowawayITA_@reddit
It's true, I was the femboy.
thatweirdguyted@reddit
I'm gonna tell everyone younger than me that this is the plot of Big Trouble in Little China