ULPT request how to make an inmate's time unbearable
Posted by alphanips@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 19 comments
hello good people. I just learned about this case in Western North Carolina where a coach pled guilty of "indecent liberties with a minor" and was only sentenced to 200 days in jail. What are some ways I could make his 200 days in there suck? Also after his time is up, how can I be a nuisance to his existence?
burnthatbridgewhen@reddit
Is he indigent? I heard that adding like $5 a week to commissary can make him lose his indigent status. You could send him harassing messages, make a facebook post with his name and charges and tag every employer he’s ever had. You can send letters to other inmates with his charges. You can send letters to the parole board when he’s up for parole.
DontCryYourExIsUgly@reddit
Prison mail is monitored, and discussing charges involving minors is often blocked by the censors.
alphanips@reddit (OP)
I'm guessing I could write the most cruel nonthreatening letters I could conceive of? I've definitely thought about how I could use writing letters for his displeasure.
DontCryYourExIsUgly@reddit
You can definitely tell the person what you think of them, so long as the letters are non-threatening.
ODaysForDays@reddit
$5 a week is enough to buy good shit off commissary
mtbmike@reddit
The inmates will take care of this.
No-Mousse-9220@reddit
Could always do a little research... find someone there. Add some money to their books. Ask for a favor. Spent his life as a coach. Doubt he can handle himself in that environment. Especially given his charges.
Not a fan of the violence in our prison systems... but...
alphanips@reddit (OP)
I've never visited someone inside who I didn't know. Can you really just visit a random inmate?
hkbigdog@reddit
Depends. Federal prison you have to register and be approved. Usually 4 week process. State you can pretty much just walk in. Least in the areas around me
Dull_Banana1377@reddit
Jails segregat the population. Hes probably in a protected cell meaning hes with other chomos. Also hits cost a lot more than money.
No-Mousse-9220@reddit
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GeoHog713@reddit
200 days?? He needs a better lawyer.
That "pastor" in Corpus Christi, that habitually raped his daughter, only got parole.
SilentPlanet_23@reddit
Well I'm sure he was really really sorry, I'm sure the judge took that into account /s
GeoHog713@reddit
Yeah, the judge said he was a "man of God", so only gave him parole.
Awful
I think if he had been in there, even 2 days, the problem would have worked itself out.
SilentPlanet_23@reddit
I mean, a person doesn't have to go to prison before they get stepped on for being a paedophile, just sayin'
(Inb4 another Reddit warning for advocating violence against paedophiles: I'm not saying we should do it, I'm just saying we can)
Twitch-x@reddit
In front of other prisoners, call him Small-Eyes. He will likely be attacked.
Future-Excuse6167@reddit
Honestly, I think I'd rather be in jail than on the sex offender registry. His worst days are ahead of him.
alphanips@reddit (OP)
To my knowledge he does have to be on the sex offender list for 30 years.
Opposite-Shower1190@reddit
200 days in jail. F that. Get together with your neighbors and make sure the prosecutor and the judge loose their jobs. Crimes against children should not be given a plea deal. It’s bullshit.