Cooked the fuck out of some absolute shit the other day

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RetroSwamp@reddit

It's like one of those images that represent what having a stroke looks like.

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This was my first time cooking this dish and it looked so uncanny.. Ive never seen an assembly look so unappetizing and it turned out fine somehow. After i took the pic i couldnt look at it until it was hot enough to mix properly. Made me feel sick

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SyrupExpress@reddit

What is this, OP? It's hurting my brain.

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jsquy101@reddit

Looks like mustard and a frozen block of lentils? 😂

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GilbertTheCrunch@reddit

...I thought it was overcooked hamburger with an American 'drizzle' of canned nacho cheese.

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Soup0rMan@reddit

American drizzle is now my new standard of measurment.

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Echo-Azure@reddit

I thought it was a block of ice cream, covered in mini chocolate chips and slathered with fruit sauce.

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NedKellysWelder@reddit

Im still not convinced it isnt.

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Embarrassed-Fox-1371@reddit

I was thinking nacho cheese too!

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PokemonProfessorXX@reddit

Lentils! Much better than my guess of a chocolate chip covered bar of vanilla ice cream

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Cat_tophat365247@reddit

If it makes you feel better, I was super sure it was an ice cream sandwich rolled in chocolate chips and couldn't figure out why someone would cover it in nacho cheese........

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MyFaceUrAss69@reddit

I thought it was a block of chocolate chips

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WiglyWorm@reddit

frozen in milk, maybe...

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IFartOnCats4Fun@reddit

Looks like tempeh to me.

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MTLhead255@reddit

That is not tempeh god no…I’m part Indo and can confirm this shit is some other monstrosity and that is not how you cook tempeh either urgghh.

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IFartOnCats4Fun@reddit

I didn’t say it was. I said it looked like it to me.

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MTLhead255@reddit

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benjaminblakedudes@reddit

It is- uncooked lentil tempeh

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MTLhead255@reddit

You should really cut them up and fry them first before putting them in a soup base kinda meal itherwis its gonna be all Mush

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MTLhead255@reddit

Ah so you made lentil tempeh that’s so gamey

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WiglyWorm@reddit

The town in Arizona?

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Jelousubmarine@reddit

Indonesian origin fermented bean block.

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WiglyWorm@reddit

Ah. The town in New Mexico.

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chanciehome@reddit

That's truth and consequences if I've ever seen it.

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Motor-Station-6885@reddit

Hahaha

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SlefeMcDichael@reddit

With papaya on the side.

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Sun-Much@reddit

looks like an AI image to me

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dldaniel123@reddit

From 2021

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Environmental-Age502@reddit

Frozen block of chocolate chips with some caramels beneath it?

Possibly condensed milk on top... Or mustard.

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WilliamSerenite21@reddit

Worst op ever leaves us hanging with this bs pic

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Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit

Apparently the orange stuff is squash, the white stuff is coconut milk, the black stuff is lentils, and the yellow stuff is curry. I only know this because I was curious enough to scroll the comments and op answered in another one.

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Grocman27@reddit

Doing gods work son, keep it up

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Outrageous_Ad3592@reddit

Looks like beans and banana custard in milk lmao

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lofatiger@reddit

from another comment by OP:

"Believe it or not theres only 4. Its steamed lentils, coconut milk, butternut squash and yellow curry. It looks terrible put together and i would not do it again"

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SyrupExpress@reddit

Thank you!

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pickledginger404@reddit

I’m seeing yogurt, carrot, frozen lentils and curry sauce.

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blindghost554@reddit

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awesome_wWoWw@reddit

Ugh why is this guy in every gif

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MushmallowSprinklees@reddit

I'm with you, he's oversaturated.

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TruculentBucket@reddit

He fucken sux

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blindghost554@reddit

Cause he’s that guy, you know?

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EconomySeason2416@reddit

I just pretend it's RM Brown

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infintittie@reddit

In typical reddit fashion OP will post something impossible to identify, make a follow up reply referencing how crazy it is, still without identifying it, ignore all replies asking wtf it is, and then will disappear forever and delete their account.

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FartofTexass@reddit

I think the block is tempeh.

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im_plotting_to_kill@reddit

ya me too. not sure of anything else

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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roughczech@reddit

My guess would be lentils with the white thing being coconut milk maybe, the orange thing looks like farmed salmon and they yellow on top mustard sauce maybe? So if this is coconut lentils with salmon, this could be good.

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joshg8@reddit

I’d’ve guessed sweet potato before salmon in a stewpot

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roughczech@reddit

Maybe. To me it looks like it has fat lines marbled through it.

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SongsInForest@reddit

The block is tempeh for sure.

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SyrupExpress@reddit

I think that's a cubed tomato or carrot, not salmon, but I could be wrong

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Fortestingporpoises@reddit

Is it your first time cooking any dish?

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kank_weegur@reddit

Block of frozen fish eyes?

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TatleTaleStrangler92@reddit

Yes op what is this?. You just don’t post something and not tell everyone what it is.

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Count-Bulky@reddit

“cooking this dish”

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Ricky_TVA@reddit

It looks like you are cooking it in a dogs food bowl. What is this?

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SlykRO@reddit

Bro, don't worry, you didn't actually cook anything so you have another shot. Next time, try out a good old fashioned human recipe

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IslandGurl04@reddit

Okay so we've identified it is supposed to be dal. The white liquid is coconut milk. Is the yellow some sort of turmeric? Cause dude you only need the powder for seasoning. I see no onions. What's dal without onions and garlic?! Why don't you ask your family for the recipe?

My family recipe we use the dry lentils and either soak it over.night or use a pressure cooker to soften.

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asicarii@reddit

Is this your brain on drugs?

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PayData@reddit

Bro cooked Ai food irl

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Marci_1992@reddit

It looks like something from the early days of AI image generation.

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enjoytheshow@reddit

For once I hope it’s AI

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jamatosoup@reddit

Exactly, nothing remotely looks like anything real should. Just a mess of colors and textures.

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OwnAd2156@reddit

The way i can’t identify anything in this photo

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Saracartwheels123@reddit

Ok... I see maybe.. lentils in there? Maybe some kind of curry sauce? And a tomato... with... yogurt?

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SaltyGabagool@reddit

Man I wish I knew what you cooked

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thewookiee34@reddit

It looks like the fudge and cookie crumbs block in a dq cake with cheese on it.

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ilikepants712@reddit

No dude, that's a cookies and creme novelty ice cream bar on top of milk with an American cheese topping.

Also there's a tomato.

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ChiefPanda90@reddit

That’s definitely yellow mustard

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ChaseballBat@reddit

So they just waisted food for a post?

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thewookiee34@reddit

It was a joke I have no idea what in the world this.

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Few-Peach6872@reddit

From what ive gathered, its a lentil block from trader Joe's, coconut milk, curry, and butternut squash

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Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit

Can confirm

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atopforcing@reddit

The brownish black thing looks like tempeh to me. No clue what else is going on there

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nrith@reddit

I’m glad I don’t.

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Dragonester@reddit

Is that not mango sticky rice?

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MonkeyBred@reddit

It's a cobblestone path block covered in caulk, nacho cheese, and some of that goo from a fly trap.

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RielyRyan@reddit

What in tarnation

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Darkhallows27@reddit

Are you cooking frozen chocolate chips in cheese and vegetables? What is wrong with you?

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Removable_Toaster@reddit

Mmm gotta love blocks of chocolate chips with coconut milk and papaya topped with mango purée.

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zayhatespigs@reddit

jesus what the fuck is that dude

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CaptainChrs@reddit

Ai generated ass food

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kredevsz@reddit

did you accidentally drop a rubber ducky in the pot?

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yes126@reddit

You really cooked the fuck out of that absolute shit

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TheWayyTheNewsGoes@reddit

Really fucked the shit out of that cook

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Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids@reddit

This guy cook fuck shits.

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2Braincell2Furious@reddit

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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A_lot_of_arachnids@reddit

You eat peices of shit for breakfast?

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Ricky_TVA@reddit

It's poo again!

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Ianofminnesota@reddit

🎵Yall eat pieces of shit? Whats the basis? We ain't goin nowhere but got suits and cases🎵

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Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids@reddit

Pieces of *properly* cook fucked shit, yes.

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Nickey_Pacific@reddit

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? (love that movie)

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HORRIBLE_a_names@reddit

hey bud, shit stays in the toilet. you don’t gotta take it out.

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Aggressive-Secret103@reddit

I cant identify anything in this picture

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iiiGerardoiii@reddit

I thought it was AI generated at first. jfc.

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dogbusinessman@reddit

Looks like it

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AurelianoBuendia94@reddit

That looks like tempeh

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balirosa@reddit

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Jerdogg23@reddit

What is that? A purse?

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jazerlu@reddit

Looks like AI tbh.

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

It transpired in front of me by my own hands. I wish it was AI but i dont think it could perfectly highlight coconut milk seeping into the crevices of a cold lentil block. Thats something only acheived by human error

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blindghost554@reddit

But what is that orange gloop magoop?

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Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit

Yellow curry sauce which is very tasty and I would recommend.

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OGRicketyCricket@reddit

I’m going to guess this is Trader Joes steamed lentil “Block” with yellow curry sauce and coconut milk. Maybe some butternut squash chunks peaking out of the bottom?

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Hrilmitzh@reddit

I'm always impressed when someone can figure these out

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Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit

They just read the comments lol op said this in another comment.

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Bingo

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BlueC1nder@reddit

I think it is, look at the pan in the top right corner.

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Nah i had taken our baking pan thats got foil on it out of the oven for something else, and it was on top of another pan i kept on the stove for a different monstrosity

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BlueC1nder@reddit

Then this is a masterpiece what the heck

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gh0styears@reddit

Wtf is that, tempeh slathered in nacho cheese, mayo and a bed of cubed papaya?

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Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit

Lmfao this is making me want to vomit just thinking about it. It's just lentils in coconut milk with squash and curry sauce thankfully which does sound pretty good imo

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ShivRoyPinkyIsQueen@reddit

What is it? Looks like coffee beans and poor with lemon curd and egg yolk, milk and a chunk of unopened tomato

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KateBishopPrivateEye@reddit

Not sure if that’s from your dog or baby, but that’s an unhealthy amount of bile

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MatthewQ999@reddit

what the fuck is that

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disappr0val@reddit

using the daily account and posting this is CRAZY. but i respect it. i gotta know where are you from?

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c4ndycain@reddit

that sure is some shit right there

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onemoretimex@reddit

I’m 100% sure that is AI Slop lol

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mycarisafooked@reddit

Looks like mushroom substrate that's been colonised by the mycelium

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animaticus@reddit

Please tell me what this is *supposed to be.*

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mortetekk@reddit

Supposedly lentil soup

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TheMagicMrWaffle@reddit

Looks like ai food what the hell

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BattlehawkGaming@reddit

Looks like a frozen cocoa puffs and milk log with a Velveeta Cheese fondue topping and some caramel.

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WLCLINAJQZY@reddit

I don’t even know what I’m looking at

OP what the fuck did you do

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Quick_Hat1411@reddit

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MartyMcWhyy@reddit

This feels like ai, but like ai from years ago

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BarnacleOk3136@reddit

R/trypophobia

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Amateur_Liqueurist@reddit

Is this supposed to be mango sticky rice?

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JunglePygmy@reddit

This really looks like AI

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BlancsAssistant@reddit

So uhh... what is it?

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TheShoot141@reddit

I cook a lot. I cant identify a single thing in the pot.

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Seedless_Orange69@reddit

What is it

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Seagreenstreams@reddit

Uhh what exactly are the contents of this dish?

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Taco-Dragon@reddit

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IzzieBells@reddit

I need to know what this is because I’m slightly afraid of it

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ap9764@reddit

it looks like something only bad AI could create i'm truly in awe rn

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

I wanted people to guess as a group exercise but people are commenting that theyre afraid and i dont want the FBI knocking down my door. All Ill say for now its got ingredients, and lentils sure were supposed to be one of them

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boosesb@reddit

What the heck is wrong with you? Just tell us why it is

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IsopodKey2040@reddit

Attention. Half the people on this sub put disgusting things together just so people can look at their internet contribution for a few seconds.

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Nah I despise the people on here who make dumb shit intentionally to ragebait for karma. I was genuinely trying to make smth similar to the curry I grew up with in my culture, not having the ingredients we usually work with, and it looked awful when assembled so I thought itd fit here

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IsopodKey2040@reddit

Okay, but why not just say what it is? Why make people try to guess?

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DownUnderPunk@reddit

I’ve seen posts where the OP asks people to guess and it went well. It was presented as a game or challenge. But this OP just posted and left no information or explanation which I think lead people to try working it out due to frustration rather than fun.

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coutureee@reddit

1000%

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prestidigi-station@reddit

I thought it was chocolate chips, milk, caramel, and cheese sauce.

Though if that's lentils, maybe soup or dal?

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Yeah, I was missing dal from home ever since i moved out bc im desi. I thought a "trader joes lentil curry" recipe was the closest thing i could get. It did not taste like that and it ended up being Okay. my stomach could digest it. The lentil quality was unforgivable. It is still in the fridge

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prestidigi-station@reddit

my stomach could digest it. The lentil quality was unforgivable. It is still in the fridge.

That's a whole mood. "Technically edible, but that's the best I can say about it."

I hooe you get some good dal soon.

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GuyFromThePost@reddit

My fiancée makes Daal from time to time and other than the fact that there is yellow in it, this pic has so many random ass ingredients I've never seen her use before.

PS after having eaten it several times, I find it hard to believe anyone would actually "miss" this stuff. It's kind of a boring flavour tbh.

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IzzieBells@reddit

I thought I saw caramel too!! I thought it was a weird brick of chocolate chips and butterscotch pudding

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International-Fly127@reddit

is it some sort of vegan meat substitute?

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WafflelffaW@reddit

what is this rumplestiltsken shit? say what it is or fuck off

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Sunshine030209@reddit

Well if you didn't want the FBI breaking down your door maybe you shouldn't have committed a crime against humanity?

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azul360@reddit

Wtf did you chop up your boss in there or something? Why would the FBI show up at your door? XD

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dwsinpdx@reddit

Fuck you OP!

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IzzieBells@reddit

I…I feel unwell because I would not have gone with lentils

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oleandur@reddit

I can see that....what is it?

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duewhaa@reddit

Beans, sour cream, cheese, and...sweet potato?? What the heck is this???

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FayeQueen@reddit

This is the shit Jenny mixed up for Oliver in Oliver & Company

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MissyG18@reddit

It's a form of dahl in a yellow curry....I think✨

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dottiedemon@reddit

Gravity-resistant chocolate chip brick with mustard and salmon cubes in a pool of yogurt

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totallyradman@reddit

This is the best title I think I've ever seen on this subreddit

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Ragebaiterlmao@reddit

Stay vigilant

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

I live from moment to moment

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insufficientfacts27@reddit

Well you can take ONE of those moments and tell us what the hell you cooked. Ingredients PLEASE.

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Believe it or not theres only 4. Its steamed lentils, coconut milk, butternut squash and yellow curry. It looks terrible put together and i would not do it again

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Desperate-Plate66@reddit

Actually 🤓☝️

Yellow curry is not one ingredient.

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dldaniel123@reddit

It is when you buy it in a jar 🤷🏼‍♂️

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fresh-pie@reddit

Yes, yes it is.

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disies59@reddit

It is if you’re getting it pre-mixed out of a can.

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joshg8@reddit

If you dump it out of a jar, it’s one ingredient

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No_Body_8195@reddit

That sounds edible though

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CheatsySnoops@reddit

I knew it had legumes in there! Just initially thought it was tempeh.

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insufficientfacts27@reddit

OHHH The weird brick is frozen lentils? Yellow ooze is the curry and the salmon orange looking stuff is the butternut squash. Wow thats definitely impressive and definitely fits in the sub! Bone apple tea!!

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planting49@reddit

Why are your lentils in the form of a brick?

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parsleys1@reddit

Ai

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Friendly-Inside-5320@reddit

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SaltyBigBoi@reddit

Ai slop

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SamLagement@reddit

WHAT IS THAT THING???

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Jwchibi@reddit

Mango puree or mustard

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ClovieKay@reddit

Chocolate chip ice cream sandwich with WAY too many chocolate chips, Egg yolk cheese, with a piece of caramel candy and milk with cottage cheese.

Just my guess on what that is based on how it looks.

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Helpful_Bridge9204@reddit

Fun fact! Frozen tadpole eggs and nachos cheese is a delicacy in no parts of the world

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defunktpistol@reddit

Ok my guess - is it frozen black beans, pumpkin puree, chunks of sweet potato and coconut milk?

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Fantastic_Smile9746@reddit

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Ryanzudo@reddit

Early ai generated image

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Pretty_Aside_7674@reddit

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Dusted-visions@reddit

This deserves more upvotes

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clam-caravan@reddit

I’m trying so hard to make sense of what I’m looking at but nothing is registering. Kind of like trying to punch someone in a dream.

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MilkshakesMate@reddit

Reminds me of those early ai images where you couldn't name a single thing in the image

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Domarrasmith13@reddit

Is that literal shit?

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GeneralBS@reddit

What in the actual fuck...

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JuggaNuggetz@reddit

What the cousin fucking fuck am I looking at?

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Necessary_Party8765@reddit

Bro wtf am i looking at

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DeadEnglishOfficial@reddit

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awatt25@reddit

This is terrifying. Is that a suet cake ?

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DemLegzDoe@reddit

Tempeh?

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Expensive-Safe-6820@reddit

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TekieScythe@reddit

Do you freeze prep stuff?? Is that what you've shown us?

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Pollydeathcon3@reddit

Oh….. my god

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Glum-Sprinkles-7734@reddit

Mf out here eating bricks

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muskygmrgrlftstench@reddit

YUM

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i_was_axiom@reddit

I know literally what "shittyfoodporn" is, but as far as the "porn" part goes this is a real challenge jerk.

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BistroMaestro@reddit

Not even AI can make this

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Dragonester@reddit

Is this mango sticky rice?

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banginpatchouli@reddit

Mustard, lentils, sour cream and a Roma tomato??

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Pyr0technician@reddit

Salted caramel cubes, check
Quart of mayo, check
Quart of mustard, check
Block of frozen lentils, check

What are we missing?

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telehealthdialtone@reddit

Clearly

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shelleylove@reddit

It’s triggering my trypophobia.

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Mysterious-Alps-5186@reddit

Your eating Styrofoam?

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doctor-meth-89@reddit

Sweet merciful Buddha what the fuck?

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Griffie@reddit

Oh man! You pooped the big one!

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itsyourgrandma@reddit

Wtf is it?

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katblondeD@reddit

This is what I imagine like….orcs making and then just smashing into with their fists and eating it that way

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frenchornplaya1983@reddit

Return the slaaaab

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Appropriate_Lab_6861@reddit

The fuck is this 😂😂😂😂 please explain yourself OP

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That-Interaction-45@reddit

Nooooooo!

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MushmallowSprinklees@reddit

Honestly, I've seen worst. Looks like lentil bread. Fascinating picture though.

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boarhowl@reddit

Chocolate chips and nacho cheese

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grovesoteric@reddit

Adding ingredients at certain times is important sometimes

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superkow@reddit

Frozen brick of Coco Pops in milk, Frech's Yellow Mustard, and carrot cubes.

How'd I go?

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Leviathan_TD_94@reddit

what in the cock suckin hell is this

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RegularExtreme8545@reddit

Found frozen piece of pumpkin, frozen block of chocolate chips, milk, some starch and cheddar.

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That-Water-Guy@reddit

This guy cooks

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Believe it or not im actually food handler certified and Ive worked on the line a couple times in the restaurant im at, and hoping to get transitioned there soon. I definitely cook, and love doing it! Sometimes i make real stinkers like this. its all a part of learning

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

A liver with cirrhoses?

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Clutteredmind275@reddit

Honey mustard, ice cream coated in chocolate chips, and an orange sherbet on the side?

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TheNewYellowZealot@reddit

What is it? It’s like an ai picture where y oh can almost recognize things but when you look closer it’s all weird and scrungly and unrecognizable

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Express-Structure480@reddit

Trader Joe’s curry sauce?

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Hell yeah brother

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Frequent_Mix_8251@reddit

Is that a log of beans frozen in milk…?

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No_Interaction_4925@reddit

Frozen block of chocolate chips in whipped cream and…. Nacho cheese?

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Zero36@reddit

I wish I knew. But I can’t

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Romesus@reddit

It is curry lentils? (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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Proud_Dance_3342@reddit

What is that even supposed to be?

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BellalovesEevee@reddit

"I JUST MADE SOME BUUULLLLSHIIITTTT!!!!"

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imac132@reddit

Has is fully rendered?

This is like food graphics set to shit quality.

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Straight_Paper8898@reddit

I’m blocking you. Not just for making me look at this hot mess while doomscrolling but because you refuse to say what you made and WHY you made it.

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The_Best_Yak_Ever@reddit

This is the kind of high quality content I’m here for. I love that I can only make out a couple of the ingredients.

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mcolette76@reddit

A frozen block of Milk Duds and marshmallow with Cheez Whiz poured over it

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danceswithdangerr@reddit

A block of frozen boba with some canned cheese and god knows what the hell else. Just. Ewww bro.

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jerrythecactus@reddit

This looks like what you would've gotten if you asked 2020 generative AI to generate an image of food.

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muffalohat@reddit

Nacho cheese on designer purse, my favorite.

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indigo_mouse@reddit

You sure did

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D-Funk187@reddit

Mmm, mustard on yams & frozen coco puffs!

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meatmybeat42069@reddit

That giant frozen brick is lentils?

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SirDidymusAnusLover@reddit

I know it’s a real photo but it reminds me of those early Ai photos where it was hard distinguish what anything in the picture was 😂

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licca_amie@reddit

Dude

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tiny_flick@reddit

Just cooking stuff and things with a bit of goo for dinner.

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Waagtod@reddit

Brains with cheese sauce? Looks like they turned.

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Kojiro12@reddit

Is that a Squarrot?

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Hillbillygeek1981@reddit

I'm guessing dal with some combination of frozen lentils, coconut milk, frozen sweet potatoes and maybe some horridly fluorescent bottled curry sauce?

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JDangle20@reddit

Maybe I’m actually ok

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astroturf-supreme@reddit

I really want to know how this was. Was it sweet, savory, or bland? What the hell was it supposed to be? I can't stop staring

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Troubled_dad-arc@reddit

Puts mustard on his chocolate chip block.. Wtf!

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misterbippy@reddit

Congratulations. You have successfully created real life AI slop.

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KTKittentoes@reddit

Kraft singles?

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Urzabaar@reddit

Mustard over cat food suspended in frozen milk?

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Room_Temp_Coffee@reddit

How am I confused but not disgusted?

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beefybeefcat@reddit

I think the shiny round dark lentils against the stark white creamy whatever-it-is is actually kinda pretty in a non-food kind of way.

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1_aggresive_goose@reddit

Take a Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar (heavy on the cookie), toss in some caramel cubes for no reason, and most importantly, slather it with a bottle of yellow mustard. Et voila - this shit.

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Shot_Pop7624@reddit

Is that the thing thats been floating around on reddit recently that might be a rock, or hashish?

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pagexviii@reddit

It’s like one of those photos where I can’t actually identify/name a single thing even though there are so many… things

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kindagaybean@reddit

I thought it was like boba tea, but wrong.

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that0nebruv@reddit

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DafkyZero@reddit

Yeah, I can see

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xblackdemonx@reddit

Chocolate chips and mango coulis?

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-full-control-@reddit

Is there a subreddit for the opposite of title gore?

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DuckCleaning@reddit

That looks like a pot meant for a rice cooker, you shouldn't be using that on a stove in that case.

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r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at@reddit

This looks like one of those older AI generated images where it kinda knows the vibe of food being cooked, but it didn't actually generate anything destinguish able as actual food, just AI hallucinated food vibes.

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stevebobeeve@reddit

OP is a sadist for not saying what it is

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MintyTuna2013@reddit

Mole? It's the only thing that comes to mind seeing such a combination of random bullshit

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Oregonhastrees@reddit

It looks kind of like a dessert, but I’m not sure what you would cook with whatever the yellow and orange thing is… so what I’m gonna guess is that it is a brick of frozen brown lentils with coconut milk, some sort of yellow curry sauce, and a couple of whatever those orange things are… maybe some sort of either fat or puréed vegetable like squash or carrot.

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demontwines@reddit (OP)

Yeah from trader joes, i think i ended up overcooking it in the end

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