Cooked the fuck out of some absolute shit the other day
Posted by demontwines@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 307 comments
Posted by demontwines@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 307 comments
RetroSwamp@reddit
It's like one of those images that represent what having a stroke looks like.
demontwines@reddit (OP)
This was my first time cooking this dish and it looked so uncanny.. Ive never seen an assembly look so unappetizing and it turned out fine somehow. After i took the pic i couldnt look at it until it was hot enough to mix properly. Made me feel sick
SyrupExpress@reddit
What is this, OP? It's hurting my brain.
jsquy101@reddit
Looks like mustard and a frozen block of lentils? 😂
GilbertTheCrunch@reddit
...I thought it was overcooked hamburger with an American 'drizzle' of canned nacho cheese.
Soup0rMan@reddit
American drizzle is now my new standard of measurment.
Echo-Azure@reddit
I thought it was a block of ice cream, covered in mini chocolate chips and slathered with fruit sauce.
NedKellysWelder@reddit
Im still not convinced it isnt.
Embarrassed-Fox-1371@reddit
I was thinking nacho cheese too!
PokemonProfessorXX@reddit
Lentils! Much better than my guess of a chocolate chip covered bar of vanilla ice cream
Cat_tophat365247@reddit
If it makes you feel better, I was super sure it was an ice cream sandwich rolled in chocolate chips and couldn't figure out why someone would cover it in nacho cheese........
MyFaceUrAss69@reddit
I thought it was a block of chocolate chips
WiglyWorm@reddit
frozen in milk, maybe...
IFartOnCats4Fun@reddit
Looks like tempeh to me.
MTLhead255@reddit
That is not tempeh god no…I’m part Indo and can confirm this shit is some other monstrosity and that is not how you cook tempeh either urgghh.
IFartOnCats4Fun@reddit
I didn’t say it was. I said it looked like it to me.
MTLhead255@reddit
benjaminblakedudes@reddit
It is- uncooked lentil tempeh
MTLhead255@reddit
You should really cut them up and fry them first before putting them in a soup base kinda meal itherwis its gonna be all Mush
MTLhead255@reddit
Ah so you made lentil tempeh that’s so gamey
WiglyWorm@reddit
The town in Arizona?
Jelousubmarine@reddit
Indonesian origin fermented bean block.
WiglyWorm@reddit
Ah. The town in New Mexico.
chanciehome@reddit
That's truth and consequences if I've ever seen it.
Motor-Station-6885@reddit
Hahaha
SlefeMcDichael@reddit
With papaya on the side.
Sun-Much@reddit
looks like an AI image to me
dldaniel123@reddit
From 2021
Environmental-Age502@reddit
Frozen block of chocolate chips with some caramels beneath it?
Possibly condensed milk on top... Or mustard.
WilliamSerenite21@reddit
Worst op ever leaves us hanging with this bs pic
Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit
Apparently the orange stuff is squash, the white stuff is coconut milk, the black stuff is lentils, and the yellow stuff is curry. I only know this because I was curious enough to scroll the comments and op answered in another one.
Grocman27@reddit
Doing gods work son, keep it up
Outrageous_Ad3592@reddit
Looks like beans and banana custard in milk lmao
lofatiger@reddit
from another comment by OP:
"Believe it or not theres only 4. Its steamed lentils, coconut milk, butternut squash and yellow curry. It looks terrible put together and i would not do it again"
SyrupExpress@reddit
Thank you!
pickledginger404@reddit
I’m seeing yogurt, carrot, frozen lentils and curry sauce.
blindghost554@reddit
awesome_wWoWw@reddit
Ugh why is this guy in every gif
MushmallowSprinklees@reddit
I'm with you, he's oversaturated.
TruculentBucket@reddit
He fucken sux
blindghost554@reddit
Cause he’s that guy, you know?
EconomySeason2416@reddit
I just pretend it's RM Brown
infintittie@reddit
In typical reddit fashion OP will post something impossible to identify, make a follow up reply referencing how crazy it is, still without identifying it, ignore all replies asking wtf it is, and then will disappear forever and delete their account.
FartofTexass@reddit
I think the block is tempeh.
im_plotting_to_kill@reddit
ya me too. not sure of anything else
Xfuck1tX@reddit
roughczech@reddit
My guess would be lentils with the white thing being coconut milk maybe, the orange thing looks like farmed salmon and they yellow on top mustard sauce maybe? So if this is coconut lentils with salmon, this could be good.
joshg8@reddit
I’d’ve guessed sweet potato before salmon in a stewpot
roughczech@reddit
Maybe. To me it looks like it has fat lines marbled through it.
SongsInForest@reddit
The block is tempeh for sure.
SyrupExpress@reddit
I think that's a cubed tomato or carrot, not salmon, but I could be wrong
Fortestingporpoises@reddit
Is it your first time cooking any dish?
kank_weegur@reddit
Block of frozen fish eyes?
TatleTaleStrangler92@reddit
Yes op what is this?. You just don’t post something and not tell everyone what it is.
Count-Bulky@reddit
“cooking this dish”
Ricky_TVA@reddit
It looks like you are cooking it in a dogs food bowl. What is this?
SlykRO@reddit
Bro, don't worry, you didn't actually cook anything so you have another shot. Next time, try out a good old fashioned human recipe
IslandGurl04@reddit
Okay so we've identified it is supposed to be dal. The white liquid is coconut milk. Is the yellow some sort of turmeric? Cause dude you only need the powder for seasoning. I see no onions. What's dal without onions and garlic?! Why don't you ask your family for the recipe?
My family recipe we use the dry lentils and either soak it over.night or use a pressure cooker to soften.
asicarii@reddit
Is this your brain on drugs?
PayData@reddit
Bro cooked Ai food irl
Marci_1992@reddit
It looks like something from the early days of AI image generation.
enjoytheshow@reddit
For once I hope it’s AI
jamatosoup@reddit
Exactly, nothing remotely looks like anything real should. Just a mess of colors and textures.
OwnAd2156@reddit
The way i can’t identify anything in this photo
Saracartwheels123@reddit
Ok... I see maybe.. lentils in there? Maybe some kind of curry sauce? And a tomato... with... yogurt?
SaltyGabagool@reddit
Man I wish I knew what you cooked
thewookiee34@reddit
It looks like the fudge and cookie crumbs block in a dq cake with cheese on it.
ilikepants712@reddit
No dude, that's a cookies and creme novelty ice cream bar on top of milk with an American cheese topping.
Also there's a tomato.
ChiefPanda90@reddit
That’s definitely yellow mustard
ChaseballBat@reddit
So they just waisted food for a post?
thewookiee34@reddit
It was a joke I have no idea what in the world this.
Few-Peach6872@reddit
From what ive gathered, its a lentil block from trader Joe's, coconut milk, curry, and butternut squash
Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit
Can confirm
atopforcing@reddit
The brownish black thing looks like tempeh to me. No clue what else is going on there
nrith@reddit
I’m glad I don’t.
Dragonester@reddit
Is that not mango sticky rice?
MonkeyBred@reddit
It's a cobblestone path block covered in caulk, nacho cheese, and some of that goo from a fly trap.
RielyRyan@reddit
What in tarnation
Darkhallows27@reddit
Are you cooking frozen chocolate chips in cheese and vegetables? What is wrong with you?
Removable_Toaster@reddit
Mmm gotta love blocks of chocolate chips with coconut milk and papaya topped with mango purée.
zayhatespigs@reddit
jesus what the fuck is that dude
CaptainChrs@reddit
Ai generated ass food
kredevsz@reddit
did you accidentally drop a rubber ducky in the pot?
yes126@reddit
You really cooked the fuck out of that absolute shit
TheWayyTheNewsGoes@reddit
Really fucked the shit out of that cook
Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids@reddit
This guy cook fuck shits.
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
A_lot_of_arachnids@reddit
You eat peices of shit for breakfast?
Ricky_TVA@reddit
It's poo again!
Ianofminnesota@reddit
🎵Yall eat pieces of shit? Whats the basis? We ain't goin nowhere but got suits and cases🎵
Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids@reddit
Pieces of *properly* cook fucked shit, yes.
Nickey_Pacific@reddit
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? (love that movie)
HORRIBLE_a_names@reddit
hey bud, shit stays in the toilet. you don’t gotta take it out.
Aggressive-Secret103@reddit
I cant identify anything in this picture
iiiGerardoiii@reddit
I thought it was AI generated at first. jfc.
dogbusinessman@reddit
Looks like it
AurelianoBuendia94@reddit
That looks like tempeh
balirosa@reddit
Jerdogg23@reddit
What is that? A purse?
jazerlu@reddit
Looks like AI tbh.
demontwines@reddit (OP)
It transpired in front of me by my own hands. I wish it was AI but i dont think it could perfectly highlight coconut milk seeping into the crevices of a cold lentil block. Thats something only acheived by human error
blindghost554@reddit
But what is that orange gloop magoop?
Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit
Yellow curry sauce which is very tasty and I would recommend.
OGRicketyCricket@reddit
I’m going to guess this is Trader Joes steamed lentil “Block” with yellow curry sauce and coconut milk. Maybe some butternut squash chunks peaking out of the bottom?
Hrilmitzh@reddit
I'm always impressed when someone can figure these out
Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit
They just read the comments lol op said this in another comment.
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Bingo
BlueC1nder@reddit
I think it is, look at the pan in the top right corner.
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Nah i had taken our baking pan thats got foil on it out of the oven for something else, and it was on top of another pan i kept on the stove for a different monstrosity
BlueC1nder@reddit
Then this is a masterpiece what the heck
gh0styears@reddit
Wtf is that, tempeh slathered in nacho cheese, mayo and a bed of cubed papaya?
Full-Tomorrow9889@reddit
Lmfao this is making me want to vomit just thinking about it. It's just lentils in coconut milk with squash and curry sauce thankfully which does sound pretty good imo
ShivRoyPinkyIsQueen@reddit
What is it? Looks like coffee beans and poor with lemon curd and egg yolk, milk and a chunk of unopened tomato
KateBishopPrivateEye@reddit
Not sure if that’s from your dog or baby, but that’s an unhealthy amount of bile
MatthewQ999@reddit
what the fuck is that
disappr0val@reddit
using the daily account and posting this is CRAZY. but i respect it. i gotta know where are you from?
c4ndycain@reddit
that sure is some shit right there
onemoretimex@reddit
I’m 100% sure that is AI Slop lol
mycarisafooked@reddit
Looks like mushroom substrate that's been colonised by the mycelium
animaticus@reddit
Please tell me what this is *supposed to be.*
mortetekk@reddit
Supposedly lentil soup
TheMagicMrWaffle@reddit
Looks like ai food what the hell
BattlehawkGaming@reddit
Looks like a frozen cocoa puffs and milk log with a Velveeta Cheese fondue topping and some caramel.
WLCLINAJQZY@reddit
I don’t even know what I’m looking at
OP what the fuck did you do
Quick_Hat1411@reddit
MartyMcWhyy@reddit
This feels like ai, but like ai from years ago
BarnacleOk3136@reddit
R/trypophobia
Amateur_Liqueurist@reddit
Is this supposed to be mango sticky rice?
JunglePygmy@reddit
This really looks like AI
BlancsAssistant@reddit
So uhh... what is it?
TheShoot141@reddit
I cook a lot. I cant identify a single thing in the pot.
Seedless_Orange69@reddit
What is it
Seagreenstreams@reddit
Uhh what exactly are the contents of this dish?
Taco-Dragon@reddit
IzzieBells@reddit
I need to know what this is because I’m slightly afraid of it
ap9764@reddit
it looks like something only bad AI could create i'm truly in awe rn
demontwines@reddit (OP)
I wanted people to guess as a group exercise but people are commenting that theyre afraid and i dont want the FBI knocking down my door. All Ill say for now its got ingredients, and lentils sure were supposed to be one of them
boosesb@reddit
What the heck is wrong with you? Just tell us why it is
IsopodKey2040@reddit
Attention. Half the people on this sub put disgusting things together just so people can look at their internet contribution for a few seconds.
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Nah I despise the people on here who make dumb shit intentionally to ragebait for karma. I was genuinely trying to make smth similar to the curry I grew up with in my culture, not having the ingredients we usually work with, and it looked awful when assembled so I thought itd fit here
IsopodKey2040@reddit
Okay, but why not just say what it is? Why make people try to guess?
DownUnderPunk@reddit
I’ve seen posts where the OP asks people to guess and it went well. It was presented as a game or challenge. But this OP just posted and left no information or explanation which I think lead people to try working it out due to frustration rather than fun.
coutureee@reddit
1000%
prestidigi-station@reddit
I thought it was chocolate chips, milk, caramel, and cheese sauce.
Though if that's lentils, maybe soup or dal?
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Yeah, I was missing dal from home ever since i moved out bc im desi. I thought a "trader joes lentil curry" recipe was the closest thing i could get. It did not taste like that and it ended up being Okay. my stomach could digest it. The lentil quality was unforgivable. It is still in the fridge
prestidigi-station@reddit
That's a whole mood. "Technically edible, but that's the best I can say about it."
I hooe you get some good dal soon.
GuyFromThePost@reddit
My fiancée makes Daal from time to time and other than the fact that there is yellow in it, this pic has so many random ass ingredients I've never seen her use before.
PS after having eaten it several times, I find it hard to believe anyone would actually "miss" this stuff. It's kind of a boring flavour tbh.
IzzieBells@reddit
I thought I saw caramel too!! I thought it was a weird brick of chocolate chips and butterscotch pudding
International-Fly127@reddit
is it some sort of vegan meat substitute?
WafflelffaW@reddit
what is this rumplestiltsken shit? say what it is or fuck off
Sunshine030209@reddit
Well if you didn't want the FBI breaking down your door maybe you shouldn't have committed a crime against humanity?
azul360@reddit
Wtf did you chop up your boss in there or something? Why would the FBI show up at your door? XD
dwsinpdx@reddit
Fuck you OP!
IzzieBells@reddit
I…I feel unwell because I would not have gone with lentils
oleandur@reddit
I can see that....what is it?
duewhaa@reddit
Beans, sour cream, cheese, and...sweet potato?? What the heck is this???
FayeQueen@reddit
This is the shit Jenny mixed up for Oliver in Oliver & Company
MissyG18@reddit
It's a form of dahl in a yellow curry....I think✨
dottiedemon@reddit
Gravity-resistant chocolate chip brick with mustard and salmon cubes in a pool of yogurt
totallyradman@reddit
This is the best title I think I've ever seen on this subreddit
Ragebaiterlmao@reddit
Stay vigilant
demontwines@reddit (OP)
I live from moment to moment
insufficientfacts27@reddit
Well you can take ONE of those moments and tell us what the hell you cooked. Ingredients PLEASE.
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Believe it or not theres only 4. Its steamed lentils, coconut milk, butternut squash and yellow curry. It looks terrible put together and i would not do it again
Desperate-Plate66@reddit
Actually 🤓☝️
Yellow curry is not one ingredient.
dldaniel123@reddit
It is when you buy it in a jar 🤷🏼♂️
fresh-pie@reddit
Yes, yes it is.
disies59@reddit
It is if you’re getting it pre-mixed out of a can.
joshg8@reddit
If you dump it out of a jar, it’s one ingredient
No_Body_8195@reddit
That sounds edible though
CheatsySnoops@reddit
I knew it had legumes in there! Just initially thought it was tempeh.
insufficientfacts27@reddit
OHHH The weird brick is frozen lentils? Yellow ooze is the curry and the salmon orange looking stuff is the butternut squash. Wow thats definitely impressive and definitely fits in the sub! Bone apple tea!!
planting49@reddit
Why are your lentils in the form of a brick?
parsleys1@reddit
Ai
Friendly-Inside-5320@reddit
SaltyBigBoi@reddit
Ai slop
SamLagement@reddit
WHAT IS THAT THING???
Jwchibi@reddit
Mango puree or mustard
ClovieKay@reddit
Chocolate chip ice cream sandwich with WAY too many chocolate chips, Egg yolk cheese, with a piece of caramel candy and milk with cottage cheese.
Just my guess on what that is based on how it looks.
Helpful_Bridge9204@reddit
Fun fact! Frozen tadpole eggs and nachos cheese is a delicacy in no parts of the world
defunktpistol@reddit
Ok my guess - is it frozen black beans, pumpkin puree, chunks of sweet potato and coconut milk?
Fantastic_Smile9746@reddit
Ryanzudo@reddit
Early ai generated image
Pretty_Aside_7674@reddit
Dusted-visions@reddit
This deserves more upvotes
clam-caravan@reddit
I’m trying so hard to make sense of what I’m looking at but nothing is registering. Kind of like trying to punch someone in a dream.
MilkshakesMate@reddit
Reminds me of those early ai images where you couldn't name a single thing in the image
Domarrasmith13@reddit
Is that literal shit?
GeneralBS@reddit
What in the actual fuck...
JuggaNuggetz@reddit
What the cousin fucking fuck am I looking at?
Necessary_Party8765@reddit
Bro wtf am i looking at
DeadEnglishOfficial@reddit
awatt25@reddit
This is terrifying. Is that a suet cake ?
DemLegzDoe@reddit
Tempeh?
Expensive-Safe-6820@reddit
TekieScythe@reddit
Do you freeze prep stuff?? Is that what you've shown us?
Pollydeathcon3@reddit
Oh….. my god
Glum-Sprinkles-7734@reddit
Mf out here eating bricks
muskygmrgrlftstench@reddit
YUM
i_was_axiom@reddit
I know literally what "shittyfoodporn" is, but as far as the "porn" part goes this is a real challenge jerk.
BistroMaestro@reddit
Not even AI can make this
Dragonester@reddit
Is this mango sticky rice?
banginpatchouli@reddit
Mustard, lentils, sour cream and a Roma tomato??
Pyr0technician@reddit
Salted caramel cubes, check
Quart of mayo, check
Quart of mustard, check
Block of frozen lentils, check
What are we missing?
telehealthdialtone@reddit
Clearly
shelleylove@reddit
It’s triggering my trypophobia.
Mysterious-Alps-5186@reddit
Your eating Styrofoam?
doctor-meth-89@reddit
Sweet merciful Buddha what the fuck?
Griffie@reddit
Oh man! You pooped the big one!
itsyourgrandma@reddit
Wtf is it?
katblondeD@reddit
This is what I imagine like….orcs making and then just smashing into with their fists and eating it that way
frenchornplaya1983@reddit
Return the slaaaab
Appropriate_Lab_6861@reddit
The fuck is this 😂😂😂😂 please explain yourself OP
That-Interaction-45@reddit
Nooooooo!
MushmallowSprinklees@reddit
Honestly, I've seen worst. Looks like lentil bread. Fascinating picture though.
boarhowl@reddit
Chocolate chips and nacho cheese
grovesoteric@reddit
Adding ingredients at certain times is important sometimes
superkow@reddit
Frozen brick of Coco Pops in milk, Frech's Yellow Mustard, and carrot cubes.
How'd I go?
Leviathan_TD_94@reddit
what in the cock suckin hell is this
RegularExtreme8545@reddit
Found frozen piece of pumpkin, frozen block of chocolate chips, milk, some starch and cheddar.
That-Water-Guy@reddit
This guy cooks
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Believe it or not im actually food handler certified and Ive worked on the line a couple times in the restaurant im at, and hoping to get transitioned there soon. I definitely cook, and love doing it! Sometimes i make real stinkers like this. its all a part of learning
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
A liver with cirrhoses?
Clutteredmind275@reddit
Honey mustard, ice cream coated in chocolate chips, and an orange sherbet on the side?
TheNewYellowZealot@reddit
What is it? It’s like an ai picture where y oh can almost recognize things but when you look closer it’s all weird and scrungly and unrecognizable
Express-Structure480@reddit
Trader Joe’s curry sauce?
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Hell yeah brother
Frequent_Mix_8251@reddit
Is that a log of beans frozen in milk…?
No_Interaction_4925@reddit
Frozen block of chocolate chips in whipped cream and…. Nacho cheese?
Zero36@reddit
I wish I knew. But I can’t
Romesus@reddit
It is curry lentils? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Proud_Dance_3342@reddit
What is that even supposed to be?
BellalovesEevee@reddit
"I JUST MADE SOME BUUULLLLSHIIITTTT!!!!"
imac132@reddit
Has is fully rendered?
This is like food graphics set to shit quality.
Straight_Paper8898@reddit
I’m blocking you. Not just for making me look at this hot mess while doomscrolling but because you refuse to say what you made and WHY you made it.
The_Best_Yak_Ever@reddit
This is the kind of high quality content I’m here for. I love that I can only make out a couple of the ingredients.
mcolette76@reddit
A frozen block of Milk Duds and marshmallow with Cheez Whiz poured over it
danceswithdangerr@reddit
A block of frozen boba with some canned cheese and god knows what the hell else. Just. Ewww bro.
jerrythecactus@reddit
This looks like what you would've gotten if you asked 2020 generative AI to generate an image of food.
muffalohat@reddit
Nacho cheese on designer purse, my favorite.
indigo_mouse@reddit
You sure did
D-Funk187@reddit
Mmm, mustard on yams & frozen coco puffs!
meatmybeat42069@reddit
That giant frozen brick is lentils?
SirDidymusAnusLover@reddit
I know it’s a real photo but it reminds me of those early Ai photos where it was hard distinguish what anything in the picture was 😂
licca_amie@reddit
Dude
tiny_flick@reddit
Just cooking stuff and things with a bit of goo for dinner.
Waagtod@reddit
Brains with cheese sauce? Looks like they turned.
Kojiro12@reddit
Is that a Squarrot?
Hillbillygeek1981@reddit
I'm guessing dal with some combination of frozen lentils, coconut milk, frozen sweet potatoes and maybe some horridly fluorescent bottled curry sauce?
JDangle20@reddit
Maybe I’m actually ok
astroturf-supreme@reddit
I really want to know how this was. Was it sweet, savory, or bland? What the hell was it supposed to be? I can't stop staring
Troubled_dad-arc@reddit
Puts mustard on his chocolate chip block.. Wtf!
misterbippy@reddit
Congratulations. You have successfully created real life AI slop.
KTKittentoes@reddit
Kraft singles?
Urzabaar@reddit
Mustard over cat food suspended in frozen milk?
Room_Temp_Coffee@reddit
How am I confused but not disgusted?
beefybeefcat@reddit
I think the shiny round dark lentils against the stark white creamy whatever-it-is is actually kinda pretty in a non-food kind of way.
1_aggresive_goose@reddit
Take a Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar (heavy on the cookie), toss in some caramel cubes for no reason, and most importantly, slather it with a bottle of yellow mustard. Et voila - this shit.
Shot_Pop7624@reddit
Is that the thing thats been floating around on reddit recently that might be a rock, or hashish?
pagexviii@reddit
It’s like one of those photos where I can’t actually identify/name a single thing even though there are so many… things
kindagaybean@reddit
I thought it was like boba tea, but wrong.
that0nebruv@reddit
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DafkyZero@reddit
Yeah, I can see
xblackdemonx@reddit
Chocolate chips and mango coulis?
-full-control-@reddit
Is there a subreddit for the opposite of title gore?
DuckCleaning@reddit
That looks like a pot meant for a rice cooker, you shouldn't be using that on a stove in that case.
r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at@reddit
This looks like one of those older AI generated images where it kinda knows the vibe of food being cooked, but it didn't actually generate anything destinguish able as actual food, just AI hallucinated food vibes.
stevebobeeve@reddit
OP is a sadist for not saying what it is
MintyTuna2013@reddit
Mole? It's the only thing that comes to mind seeing such a combination of random bullshit
Oregonhastrees@reddit
It looks kind of like a dessert, but I’m not sure what you would cook with whatever the yellow and orange thing is… so what I’m gonna guess is that it is a brick of frozen brown lentils with coconut milk, some sort of yellow curry sauce, and a couple of whatever those orange things are… maybe some sort of either fat or puréed vegetable like squash or carrot.
karoshikun@reddit
lentils, cream cheese, cheddar, that yellow atrocity we call cheese, milk...
pepcorn@reddit
This looks AI generated.
beef3344@reddit
Ah yes, lentil bar soap benedict with a side of caramel cube 🤤
Ambersfruityhobbies@reddit
Oh. I thought it was a British dessert with custard.
Tall-Total-6077@reddit
Ooooh OP says it's lentils- So the yellow may be curry with turmeric in it, and then cream(?), and a frozen pre-made block of orange paste
Initially, I thought they were: something perfectly shaped coated in chocolate chips, doused in cream, a block of chewy caramel, also doused in French's yellow mustard
MoOnmadnessss@reddit
None of this looks like food
GlassTablesAreStupid@reddit
Is this one of those pics where it challenges you to name a single item and you can’t.
haskell_rules@reddit
Half melted tub of ice cream rolled in chocolate chips, peanut butter fudge cubes, and creme anglaise served on an electric stove in a dog food bowl.
StaceyPfan@reddit
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
The fuck are you eating? I’m really intrigued, please tell me
Alissan_Web@reddit
curry
Wixsteria@reddit
This makes prison food look michelin star quality
nathanbum06237@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
robintoots@reddit
I'm intrigued...
Mattnificent@reddit
This is art.
WindEquivalent4284@reddit
Curry ???
Mattnificent@reddit
This is like some kind of impressionist meal.
rpgguy_1o1@reddit
This looks like a warning label on a pack of smokes
Bpopson@reddit
This looks like someone put cheese on Fisher Price play food
Suzarain@reddit
Lentils and a curry sauce? Idk what the orange is.
bassekong1@reddit
Lentil brick?
demontwines@reddit (OP)
Yeah from trader joes, i think i ended up overcooking it in the end
takanoflower@reddit
Looks like a block of frozen tapioca balls, papaya chunk, milk, and cheese sauce
SharkPicnic@reddit
This is just a picture........and I'm pretty sure I saw it move.
Plain-asian-1921@reddit
Very uncomfortable right now
LonnieJaw748@reddit
Pan seared Good Humor Bar with roasted sweet potatoes and a carrot-vanilla purée
KittyEarPeach@reddit
What’s wrong honey? You’ve hardly touched your tempeh, hollandaise, and papaya chowder.
crushbone_brothers@reddit
Suet?
JamesonThibodeaux@reddit
WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING ACTUAL GOD DAMN JESUS FUCK IS THIS?
1000_pizzaslices@reddit
Yeah you sure covered that cushion in nacho cheese
freakingusernamedood@reddit
Dunno what it is, but you cooked the fuck out ot that shit, bro!
DiabeticRhino97@reddit
You sure did
Pyyru@reddit
... So... What exactly am I looking at here? :/
epidemicsaints@reddit
Looks like tempeh from hell.
QuadraKev_@reddit
r/shittyfood