You really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you? It’s like Lenin said…
Posted by funeral__pyr@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 74 comments
Annual-Negotiation-5@reddit
ProfessorNutbutter69@reddit
I am the walrus.
hotbread93@reddit
Lebaldski
JediMasterMurph@reddit
The silk scarf really tied the tux together.
elpayo@reddit
That box of scraps really tied the suit together.
alloutofchewingum@reddit
JB was great in that film
Extension_Term3949@reddit
Tony can’t watch, or he has to pay $100
dhlthecobra@reddit
Tony Stark draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.
funeral__pyr@reddit (OP)
I know my rights man, I wanna fuckin' lawyer man. I want Happy, man or Jarvis.
ConcentrateFull7202@reddit
Matt Murdock or Jennifer Walters.
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
Hey I remember that guy
Harley420000@reddit
Nice fucking Marmot iron man
Fun-Lengthiness-7493@reddit
I am the Walrus.
kinkyslc1@reddit
^(I am the Walrus.)
ItWasAValuedRug@reddit
I am the walrus
_WillCAD_@reddit
I am the walrus.
VegetableVast6790@reddit
In and Out is on Radford
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
I said near the In and Out
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
lotta ins, lotta outs
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Lotta whathaveyous
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
we'll go there after the what have you
Fun-Lengthiness-7493@reddit
Those are good burgers.
BrawndoElectrolytes1@reddit
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
No, it's Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Wooden-Dependent-686@reddit
V. I. Lenin!
Beneficial_Crow_3142@reddit
Jeffrey “Triple H” Lebowski
Comfortable-Area1149@reddit
I am the Walrus
Fun-Lengthiness-7493@reddit
Donny, who loved bowling.
FirstUnderscoreLast@reddit
This aggression will not stand, Tony
CommonSensei-_@reddit
The calling the Maude’s man… put the post away…
holydeniable@reddit
No I do mind . Uh the monger minds. This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man.
Coldhands1969@reddit
Stay out of Stark Industries, Lebowski!
Gluten_maximus@reddit
Just stay away from my lady friends beaver candles
CPTKickass@reddit
Ah Jesus, what’s that smell man?!
latticep@reddit
That arc reactor really tied the Iron Monger suit together.
marbotty@reddit
Sometimes there’s a hero. I won’t say Iron Man, cause what’s an Iron Man? But sometimes there’s a hero
RationalHumanistIDIC@reddit
The Iron suit and a pair of testicles
fergehtabodit@reddit
Formidable opponent
Equivalent_Scheme175@reddit
Obadiah Stane was being very un-dude.
Yardsale420@reddit
That’s just like, your opinion Mr Stank
AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit
His name’s Stank? That’s your name, Dude.
funeral__pyr@reddit (OP)
He fits right in there
guiltycitizen@reddit
How’d Civil War go?
Went alright, teseract got a little banged up
CPTKickass@reddit
OUR tesseract, Walter?
2nd2lastdragon@reddit
No. What's mine is mine.
CPTKickass@reddit
Fucking dipshit with an extremis infected woman…
Grizz807@reddit
Tony, the terrorist that peed on my rug, I can’t go hand him a fucking bill.
CPTKickass@reddit
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature
10 rings, please
imstevieshield@reddit
I could be just sitting at home with palladium stains on my rug.
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Obadiah to Tony: "Hey, that's my robe!"
guywithshades85@reddit
I'm not Mr Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Ironman, so that's what you call. Either that or his Ironmanness, or Ironmaner, or El Ironmanerino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Rekel@reddit
And tomorrow we come back and cut off your hair!
funbus31@reddit
What are you, a fuckin weapons monger now?
JettRink0527@reddit
Easy man, there’s an embered fatty here!
Affectionate-Sale382@reddit
Today while driving I got the chance to exclaim, "Over the line!"
ponytailthehater@reddit
Fucking fascist
jayspapa@reddit
I’m not Ironman, you’re Ironman! I‘m Tony. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Toneness, Toner, or El Tonerino if your’e into the whole brevity thing.
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
Tony Stark rolled his way into the semis, from a cave! With a bunch of scraps!
handsomeape95@reddit
These fucking amateurs. They send us a box of scraps. We're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
BonChance123@reddit
Dios mio man
Affectionate-Act1574@reddit
Shut the f**k up, Tony!
maccerhmac@reddit
The iron man is not the issue here!
handsomeape95@reddit
Also, Dude, Iron Man is not the preferred nomenclauture. Armored-American please.
TinyTimWannabe@reddit
Iron Man is not the preferred nomenclature.
maccerhmac@reddit
Tony Stark treats objects like women man
handsomeape95@reddit
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a repulsor beam out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "pewpew."
Wooden-Dependent-686@reddit
Are you ready to be fucked mon
rozmarymarlo@reddit
Iron mon
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Oh please, dear? I’ll have you know that if I will it, it is no dream…
funeral__pyr@reddit (OP)
I’m finishing my super suit
WileyCoyote7@reddit
You look for the one who, you know, miniaturized an Arc Reactor, and, and, you know, they just…(sigh), I’m the one who had you kidnapped.
Reasonable_Bug3221@reddit
Mind if I do a jay?
archimidesx@reddit
Bulk of the franchise
Big-Joe-Studd@reddit
I am Walrus Man