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Posted by derpmcturd@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Unless I'm using that Loves free shower for the toilet, i stay strapped...with tp
Posted by derpmcturd@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Unless I'm using that Loves free shower for the toilet, i stay strapped...with tp
BobcatBob26@reddit
I go raw no tp barrier.
Cheek to cheeks brother
cammysays@reddit
It’s all fun and games until you get molluscum contagiosum
forkystabbyveggie@reddit
You think that's bad? Herpes gladiatorum.
cammysays@reddit
Feels like we’re slinging Harry Potter spells at each other
Dangerous-Moods@reddit
Interesting.. just looked that up. Is that what butt pimples are?
cammysays@reddit
No, way worse. They can be anywhere on your body, they spread super easily, and the only way to get rid of them is to soak a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar and tape it over each individual molluscum blemish. They itch, and scratching/popping them is what makes them spread. I got them from a public toilet seat and it took 6 months for me to get rid of them all. They spread from my ass to my crotch then up to my stomach and chest. I smelled like fucking vinegar for a month even after I was finally free of them. It’s miserable and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy (because they could spread it back to me in revenge)
ANiceDent@reddit
Awe that must be what that tingly feeling is !
Dan-tastico@reddit
Same guy will complain about clogged toilets and not having enough TP
curlyfat@reddit
Idk man. I just plop down and do my thang. I figure if someone judges me for my poo noises, that’s a “them” problem, not a “me” problem. I got shit to do. Literally.
HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit
It’s not for sound. It’s so public toilet water doesn’t splash your ass when you take a shit.
Science experiment: Fill a bowl with water and find a rock. Drop the rock several inches above the bowl and watch water splash everywhere.
Now do the same experiment but place some TP in the bowl of water.
curlyfat@reddit
I ain’t poopin rocks. lol! Y’all got some wild shit going on in there.
Individual_Wasabi669@reddit
Am i the only one who squats ? 🤣
Just paper in to prevent splash.
Ok_Bathroom_3411@reddit
I dont get it. Are you trying to not make a sound or are you getting too much blowback?
Orikshekor@reddit
To avoid poseidons kiss
OddSkillSet@reddit
What~ nothing better than a Midwest middle of the winter splash back to really wake you up.
forkystabbyveggie@reddit
It's just an automatic bidet
Round-Guarantee4948@reddit
Or the famous new Orleans sick twisted fuck who'd hang out in men's restrooms to see if they forgot to flush and then stick his head in the used toilet.
MainConnection6742@reddit
What in the ever loving fuck did you just say? Nevermind. I'm going to bang my head against a glass fireball bottle and see which breaks first.
Round-Guarantee4948@reddit
Google it...was some dude in his 20s.. Fox 8 New Orleans interviewed him asking him "WHY!?". Remember watching that interview at a buds house, and all 6 of us were rolling on the floor crying tears from laughing so hard.
MainConnection6742@reddit
Yeah no bud. I'm not googling that shit. So far that bottle of fireball is winning though. I hope to forget all this by morning.
Round-Guarantee4948@reddit
Shiiiiiit
LikwidHappiness@reddit
In all my 32 years of life experience...I have never thought to do this. Game changer
Frame1111@reddit
I haven't been otr in a while, thank God, but when I was, I used a five gallon bucket with a toilet seat lid from Walmart in my truck. Avoided public bathrooms by any means necessary
stainless5@reddit
Yes the good old American toilet; where for some reason the waters so high touches your balls.
Im_Grinning@reddit
Dang the paper to reduce splash is genius. I’m doing that from now on
HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit
You never knew that? That’s wild lol. I do that for every public toilet to prevent the Poseidon kiss 💋
Ceepeenc@reddit
As a woman, the number of men who raw dog public toilet seats is unnerving.
slyguy929229@reddit
I do the paper to reduce splash back, will cover the seat where my ass touches if it’s gross.
To everyone talking about clogging the drain learn to flush more than once. Y’all ain’t never heard of a curtesy flush? It’s not just for others it’s so you don’t have to stew in your own stink. Flush when it hits the water, wipe flush wipe flush clean the paper off the seat and flush one more time.
wesmanh@reddit
Damn maint nightmare there
IBringTheHeat2@reddit
Where’s the 3 bottles of water to leave a tsunami of water all over the floor
ParticularArrival111@reddit
Then yall wonder why all toilets are clogged and they wont let us use them.
Microshlongg@reddit
I’m amused of the people that put socks on the the toilet
CrwnViic@reddit
Just close the lid
Justwanttosellmynips@reddit
I literally do not care and neither should you. Go in and make some noise. It's ok.
Throwmesometail@reddit
Then Slides it all to the side of the toilet
cloud9_hi@reddit
Only 2 layers? Amatures.