Anon on Iron Man’s daughter

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Captain_Kuhl@reddit

I remember when being thick actually meant something instead of being used to make fat people feel better about being fat.

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dopaminedune@reddit

So you have no standard. You are at the bottom of the male hierarchy.

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Justanotherone985@reddit

I dunno man, I have a standard, it's fat girls

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dopaminedune@reddit

Got you. In a way, having no standard is also a standard.

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The concept of "thick" is just a thin veneer of plausible deniability invented by overpaid consultants to sell relief from the agonizing throes of existence. Not dissimilar to the flimsy partition separating two bathroom stalls. Is it a fat guy sucking my dick on the other side? Almost certainly. Could it be a thick chick? You never know

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l3viz@reddit

That's not thicc. That's elephant fat my man. If she does a stair I bet she need 15 minutes catching her breath and trembling on those legs

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

'If she does a stair I bet she need 15 minutes catching her breath and trembling on those legs'

Zoomers are fucking illiterate; from OP's post to your comment, standards have gone to shit.

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LyrMeThatBifrost@reddit

His account is old enough to drive so he’s probably not a zoomer but he does talk like a retard

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KeyboardSheikh@reddit

That Indian guy is really happy you mistook him for a zoomer

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Apprehensive-Toe4160@reddit

Me too. But thicc is basicaly what muricans at this age call skinny

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The_real_bandito@reddit

That’s not thick though.

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BlackShield69@reddit

There's a difference between thicc and fat. This looks like the latter

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cheapdrinks@reddit

Bruh she's 13 lmao

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

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Kryptus@reddit

Iron Ham

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LobsterFondler@reddit

Liking fat women in 2026 feels like that pic of that miner finally finding the diamonds

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craftygamin@reddit

What's the joke?

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LeastRetardedHere@reddit

Marvelslop, iron man has a daughter and their thing is saying "I love you 3000", and then he died. Anyway now the actress that played his daughter is fat, hence I love you 3000 calories

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craftygamin@reddit

Thanks for explaining it

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JustChillin3456@reddit

I focus on women’s weight because I ❤️fat women

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FormerPresidentBiden@reddit

Found the fatty

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trainsssssssss@reddit

Hard to ignore in USA when you're surrounded by fatties everyday

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mndl3_hodlr@reddit

I don’t get it either.

Why, yes? I’m from the Midwest. How do you know?

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the_kdt@reddit

No one care amerislop

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COCK_SUCKEM@reddit

Don’t you have a mud hut to go back to after you answer phones all day?

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PleaseDoCombo@reddit

Smash. Next question.

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DefinitelyNotPine@reddit

80kg + the "I'm a bad beetch and you know it" look is the American standard

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Darly-Mercaves@reddit

When i was 85kg i looked skinnier than that, she looks at least 100kg depending on her height. I'm tall so i may be biased

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DefinitelyNotPine@reddit

You're a man m8, she's 170cm at best, at 100kg you wouldn't even find her elbows

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Darly-Mercaves@reddit

I'm a woman and 173cm

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DefinitelyNotPine@reddit

Oh ma gawd bruh. Sry then I don't see heavy equipment every day

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Darly-Mercaves@reddit

I find it is very common for people to under estimate weight, especially on women. Every time i tried to make someone guess my weight they said at least 10kg less than my real weight at the time. Either to be nice or they genuinely cant tell sometimes idk

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little-tot@reddit

idk what these virgins are saying but usually about 210 pounds/100 kg looks best on a woman, as long as you have decent body posture and don't just pound processed food

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RaveMittens@reddit

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The_real_bandito@reddit

Exactly my reaction. That guy is 💯 a feeder.

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Arancium@reddit

Does their English suck or does mine?

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Shahka_Bloodless@reddit

For real, this post reads like something incomprehensible you see in a dream. I have no idea if OP is referring to the actor or the character or wtf is the "language joke" or wtf the second post means.

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CategoryOdd5426@reddit (OP)

In Avengers Endgame there’s an 5 year time skip since Infinity War and Iron Man now has a daughter. The say “Love you 3000” to each other. It’s #2 on the ath list at no boxofficemojo so it’s not an obscure reference.

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

Your inane, concussed writing style confirms that you are OOP screenshotting his own 4chan posts

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CategoryOdd5426@reddit (OP)

How about you “ys?

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LukeJaywalker0@reddit

I think he's confusing a part in Avengers 2 where Iron Man curses and Captain Ameroca says "Language!" But that had nothing to do with this woman's character.

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HitIerWasWrong@reddit

4chan is an ESL site now. You're a foreigner in your own home.

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CapitalImpossible640@reddit

OPs been a foreigner in his home since his mom started having 1-3 'guests' over every night.

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VeryInnocuousPerson@reddit

¿Por que no los dos?

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HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit

dEOSOs YUoU mEMmbeR IT?? I HELL DOn't

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Dtrain323i@reddit

Sometimes you have to slap on the feedbag and go hoggin. Especially if you can marry into the downey inheritance

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AzhdarianHomie@reddit

We’re gonna need a bigger suit

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Alukrad@reddit

Is that really her because I found her Instagram and she's not as big as in that picture?

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DoctorProfPatrick@reddit

Nearly everything is ai or edited

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franglaisflow@reddit

Fuck

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EHStormcrow@reddit

Is that Ariel Winter ?

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JasonBobsleigh@reddit

It… is not healthy.

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MajorComrade@reddit

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-TreeBeard@reddit

I am burger queen - her probably

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WndrGrd_Spiritomb@reddit

2008 bitcoin

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

3000 calories is a very gentle statement here lmao

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LeastRetardedHere@reddit

3000 is generous. Probably 3000 per meal

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shiftdown@reddit

just a light breakfast for the beast

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mrboomtastic3@reddit

I like em thicc

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toastedoats-@reddit

imagine being a grown man making fun of a kid for being overweight, especially a girl during their developmental years, when they are most negatively affected by social media. imagine being so painfully unaware of yourself and your surroundings. holocaust jokes are funny because the joke is at the expense of millions of dead people, and doesn't pinpoint a little girl that's still alive. this joke is funny because the creator of the joke is gay, retarded, and probably a pdf.

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