Great value smoked oysters, butter crackers and red wine breakfast 🦪🍷

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Mean-Mr-mustarde@reddit

Walmart version of the Mediterranean diet

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curlyfat@reddit

God I love smoked oysters. Ima add a few tins to my grocery order this week.

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I really want to like smoked oysters but every single kind I’ve tried has the most horrific texture not at all comparable to raw or cooked oysters in any capacity. I feel like it’s cat food. Why so powdery and pâté like. I really want to like them though.

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Expensive-Safe-6820@reddit

Add hot sauce

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van_cool@reddit

That’s a must, might kills all the bacteria

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FlatwormFamiliar6844@reddit

Most definitely don't forget the hot sauce!!

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retecsin@reddit

People who drink alcohol for breakfast dont understand how lost they are

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pavi-caligula@reddit (OP)

In my defense the mug is really tiny, it wasn't enough to get me drunk or even tipsy. I just thought it would taste good with the oysters😞

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Hope4years@reddit

This is truly weird.

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FlatwormFamiliar6844@reddit

Them little suckers are pretty darn good like that..even for great value.

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Stephanblackhawk@reddit

a medieval french child would have loved this

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TheFuckingHippoGuy@reddit

Missing a cigarette

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tigerlily38@reddit

Would eat.. but not for breakfast

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tysaslut@reddit

I'm not sure about the wine pairing... But those smoked oysters are fuckin banging

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TheRateBeerian@reddit

is that a skull mug?

either way that is an ambitious breakfast and I'm here for it.

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pavi-caligula@reddit (OP)

It's an apple mug :3

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Boppinzlewinski@reddit

That plate is also beautiful I love the combo

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DeninoNL@reddit

Those oysters look so good

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Low-Counter3437@reddit

I’m loving that awesome purple clear glass fish plate. The bomb.

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HomerStillSippen@reddit

You good in general though?

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fusguita@reddit

I was fine and all "to each his own" until the breakfast part.

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UncleDuude@reddit

That’s a tasty snack. I love canned smoked oysters

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YourDadThinksImCool_@reddit

They seen gross but I heard they were good. ..

Shoot.. I'm curious! 🧐

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nickdasja@reddit

Looks like expired dog food but in a good way. What's you use for the sauce?

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Gottech1101@reddit

I have no clue what these comments are talking about. This made my stomach turn. Why are the oysters multicolored??

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ThriftyMegaMan@reddit

There should be a full-flavor cigarette somewhere in here too.

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pavi-caligula@reddit (OP)

I had a joint after, does that count?

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Claire_De_Lunatic@reddit

Art

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Basic-Magazine-9832@reddit

dont say oyster say clam

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VicariousOne1199@reddit

Bro, clams and oysters are not the same.

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Basic-Magazine-9832@reddit

gif

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AccomplishedLine9351@reddit

I love the plate.

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Rosaly8@reddit

Please watch out with whimsical drinking. It can turn into something else quickly, if it hasn't already.

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SavvyOnesome@reddit

This is a delicacy.

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Inevitable-Salary-23@reddit

Gouty

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VicariousOne1199@reddit

Bro, this isn't shitty. Smoked Oysters and butter crackers are GOATED!

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sirnutzaIot@reddit

Gout final boss. Just kidding I want that for dinner now.

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Imcookin92@reddit

Add butter, hot sauce, and some Parmesan and air fry it. I love canned oysters

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welding_guy_from_LI@reddit

Yummm needs hot sauce though

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MarsScully@reddit

Oh boy

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Wikiwikiwa@reddit

Oh yeah i been there

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Decent_Piece_8620@reddit

Not sure if I’m impressed or concerned, but this looks like a vibe. Bold breakfast choice!

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camoure@reddit

Absolutely beautiful

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

“It’s 5 O’clock somewhere” ahh breakfast

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UseDue6373@reddit

Holy shit haha I feel like that’s the beginning of a day filled with reckless decisions

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GentrifriesGuy@reddit

Winner!

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CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit

Great Value smoked oysters?? That seems like something that shouldn’t be.

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Inner-Character472@reddit

this is GOOD

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Wandering_butnotlost@reddit

The "Christmas at Alcatraz Special"