Anon fucks his own life up

Posted by Own_Emergency7622@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 8 comments

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I have hired my cousin Derek who works as a cryptographer for the government to decipher this image for me. He said he will do it after he finishes playing "closed-door twister" with my fiance. I asked her why she plays twister "closed door" with all my male relatives and friends and she just got offended and walked off.

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Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit

Pixel to word translation:

Anon 1: "I have an orientation/denial closet fetish and I have had it for many years. AMA."

"I'm gay and entered a 3+ year relationship with a man"

"He proposes to me and I have an intense desire to sabotage myself."

"Tell him I'm straight."

"Never liked girls even though I'm acting like one."

"start banging girls, need to think about dicks to stay hard."

"been in a relationship with a woman for 2 years now"

Anon2: #August 12, 2036. The heat death of the universe.

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LEARN-TO-CR0P-RETARD@reddit

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Crazyshouby@reddit

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c0l245@reddit

I too want to complain about pixels

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BaeylnBrown777@reddit

My previous comment was removed because of the words I chose to use. I would like to formally register my disappointment with the quality of your image, specifically with regards to the number of pixels it contains. The choice of such a poor image reflects negatively on your character and may cause some persons to suspect that you are mentally deficient. Alternatively, perhaps you are focused on suppressing your attraction to men and this prevented you from noticing the poor quality.

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13esq@reddit

insert generic joke about the lack of pixels here

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omegafivethreefive@reddit

Post it on lgbt sub